Secret - Click or Tap to Reveal
Colonizer
Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement?
5
Secret - Click or Tap to Reveal
Cragclaw Defeated
Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter!
50
Secret - Click or Tap to Reveal
Floopsnoot Queen Defeated
Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!
50
Secret - Click or Tap to Reveal
Teratomo Defeated
Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.
50
Open Sesame
Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this...
15
Secret - Click or Tap to Reveal
Aaaaaaand we're back
You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird!
10
Phone Home
Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us!
10
Cannibals
Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.
10
Secret - Click or Tap to Reveal
Little Shop of Horrors
Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!
10
The $600 Man
3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!
50
Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous
Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.
20
Secret - Click or Tap to Reveal
Return To Sender
Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!
10
Ambidextrous
Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.
20
It's Not In The Game
Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.
10
Your Friendly Neighbourhood...
Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.
20
For Science!
Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!
15
Deleted But Not Forgotten
Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.
10
Secret - Click or Tap to Reveal
Teratomo? Teratomo!
Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!
50
No Refunds
Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ!
20
Flippin' the bird
Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it.
10
Turdball Wizard
Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!
10
That's all people really want to do...
Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 45 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.
15
Au-revoir Gopher!
Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.
10
Scott Norwood in the Hizzy...
Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.
10
What Would You Two Maniacs Like To Do First?
Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends...
10
Secret - Click or Tap to Reveal
He Slimed Me
Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts.
10
Secret - Click or Tap to Reveal
Don't Cross the Streams
Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it.
10
We came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass
Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work.
20
A Little Help, Please
Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight.
20
Secret - Click or Tap to Reveal
Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie
Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.
10
Home At Last
You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!
100
Secret - Click or Tap to Reveal
Screw This Noise
You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.
20
Botanist
Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26!
20
Zoologist
Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26!
20
Build It Up
Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!
50
Secret - Click or Tap to Reveal
I Want To Go Home. Eventually.
Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home!
20
I Feel The Same. I Think?
Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking!
15
It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.
Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...
20
I Come in Peace
Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".
30
Shocking
Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold.
15
Pinball Wizard
Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!
20
The Answer is 42
Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.
50
Who Is Teratomo?
Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log.
50
Additional Achievements
Old Game Master
Assert your independence and beat Old Game Minus entirely in singleplayer.
30
Old Game Alliance
Tolerate another person long enough to beat Old Game Minus entirely in coop.
15
Kronus: Unplugged
Unplug Kronus and restore Kindred's control of DL-C1
90
Jewel of the Bargain Bin
Complete the entire DL-C1 Kindex
50
Power Underwhelming
Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1
50
Coastal Postal
Collect all the scattered postcards of DL-C1
30
Walking On Air
Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground
30
Part of a Complete Breakfast
Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk...
30

Originally Contributed By: Similac

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