Your Life For Mine
You stole a life! That's like murder.
Stick That In Your Archive
You have collected all the Matt Hazard Game Boxes! I bet you still collect molds and fungi too.
My Buddy and Me
You have a buddy who helped you beat the game. Remember this moment together.
Half Way There
Half way there, come on, you can do it!
Score! You have reached 500,000.
Come On Down!
Pachinko parlors are calling your name.
Houston, we have Perfection
That was a perfect landing, and the ship has no damage. Congratulations!
Its Aboot Time
You Completed "Oh. Canada." in 12 minutes without skates.
Remind me not to take you to the Outer Banks of North Carolina.
You completed "The Hate Boat" without using a continue. That was smooth sailing.
You mean you have to use your hands?
Originally Contributed By: Guard Master
Have We Been Fooled?
You can submit a problem report for any missing or broken items in the lists above.