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Birth Certificate
Create a contestant
🅖5
It's Just More of This
Finish an episode
🅖5
Vidiot Savant
Get every question right in an episode
🅖50
Beast Master
Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
🅖40
Film in Your Brain
Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
🅖40
Phatty
Get 10 food questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
🅖40
Living in the Past
Get 10 history questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
🅖40
Unicorn
Achieve the highest gamer rating
🅖50
One Teat Short of an Udder
Achieve the second-highest rating
🅖40
Mouth-Breather
Achieve the third-highest rating
🅖30
100,000aire!
Earn $100,000 lifetime
🅖10
500,000aire!
Earn $500,000 lifetime
🅖25
The Regis
Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points
🅖50
DisOrDat Participation Award
Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds
🅖5
DisorDat Destroyer
Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly
🅖15
DisOrDash
Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds
🅖30
Jack Attack Dog
Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up
🅖50
Taking It from Behind
Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack
🅖25
Back Taxes
Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73
🅖40
Button Banger
Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds
🅖15
Smelt the Roses
Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second
🅖15
Menage-a-Quatre
Complete a 4-player match on Xbox LIVE
🅖20
My First Time
Screw someone for the first time
🅖10
Virtual Virgin
Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times
🅖20
Enscrewsiast
Screw 50 times
🅖15
The Game's Half Full
Play episodes 1-36
🅖5
The Game's Half Empty
Play episodes 1-37
🅖5
Perfect Attendance
Play episodes 1-73
🅖73
Slack Attack
Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack
🅖37
Beat a Winner
Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an Xbox LIVE Match
🅖40
Lose to a Loser
Lose an Xbox LIVE match to someone with a rating at or below Dullard
🅖15
Always a Bridesmaid
Come in second place 5 times in multiplayer games
🅖10
Social Outcast
Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights
🅖15
Turncoat
Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America
🅖10
Quick-Draw McDumbass
Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times
🅖5
Consolation Achievement
Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement
🅖20
Genius for a Day
Score at least $30,000 over your average
🅖30
Overconsumer
Listen to all the commercials during the credits
🅖20
Discover Gauntlet of Fire
Find the very important gauntlet of fire
🅖10
Secret - Click or Tap to Reveal
Great Crowd
Laugh at an easy joke
🅖20
JACK Pack Achievements
JACK Wrack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack
🅖20
Map Dancer
Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack
🅖25
Lit Twit
Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack
🅖25
Boob Tuber
Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack
🅖25
Incurable Hoarder
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack
🅖30
JACK Pack 2 Achievements
JACK Smack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 2
🅖20
Super Know-va
Get 3 astrology questions correct in JACK Pack 2
🅖25
B Sharp
Get 3 music questions correct in JACK Pack 2
🅖25
Math Head
Get 3 math questions correct in JACK Pack 2
🅖25
Nest Egghead
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 2
🅖30
JACK Pack 3 Achievements
JACK Crack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 3
🅖20
Wizard of Balls
Get 3 sports questions correct in JACK Pack 3
🅖25
Past Perfect
Get 3 history questions correct in JACK Pack 3
🅖25
Sci Fly
Get 3 science questions correct in JACK Pack 3
🅖25
Steaming Stockpile
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 3
🅖30
JACK Pack 4 Achievements
JACK Sack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 4
🅖20
Cock of the Wok
Get 3 food questions correct in JACK Pack 4
🅖25
Hot Butter
Get 3 movie questions correct in JACK Pack 4
🅖25
Animal Husband
Get 3 animal questions correct in JACK Pack 4
🅖25
Overprize Load
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 4
🅖30

Originally Contributed By: Guard Master, Old_Skooler, and R351D3NT3V1L4

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