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Version: 2.0 | Updated: 01/09/13

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Walkthrough by Jerrynsteph4eva
Version 2.0
Copyright 2013 Jerry Martin

I dedicate this guide to my beautiful fianceé, who is incredibly supportive
and without her love and support this guide would cease to be.

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                                  INTRODUCTION

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A tragedy has occurred: the Fun Machine is broken!  The only repairman in town
is the cold-hearted Bubs, who wants a heaping sack of cash for the job.  The
solution?  Host a Battle of the Bands to raise money!  Welcome to Strong Bad's
Cool Game For Attractive People Episode 3: Baddest of the Bands, which is both
my third guide and the third guide I've written for the series!  Thanks for
clicking over, we'll have some fun today as we get 100% in this game!
If anything's missing or wrong, feel free to e-mail me at jerrymartinwrites
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BE DELETED.  DO NOT ASK TO HOST IT.  Thanks.  As always, this guide is being
written with for the PC version (which is also compatible with the Wii) and
an accompanying video walkthrough is being hosted on Youtube.  Check out
the video section for the links.

A FEW RULES BEFORE WE CONTINUE:

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strategies you find easier than the ones I've mentioned (although this game is
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                               LEGAL INFORMATION

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Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People is copyright 2008 TellTale Games
all rights reserved.  The Homestar Runner characters created by Matt and Mike
Chapman.  This guide is copyright 2013 Jerry Martin.  By using this guide,
you agree to the terms and conditions outlined in this section.  If you do not,
please exit from this page.  This guide is to be used as a reference for
personal use only.  It may be downloaded and printed for personal use.  You
may distribute this amongst your friends, however, you are not allowed to sell
this guide for any reason.  This guide may not be distributed in any
promotional deal with the game itself, or given away as a prize.  You may not
use any section of this guide for yourself, be it in any collective work,
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and may not be hosted on any website other than www.gamefaqs.com or its
associates.  This guide was written as a fan based work and Jerry Martin does
not have any affiliation with TellTale Games or Matt and Mike Chapman.

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                              VERSION INFORMATION

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-Version 2.0 (January 8, 2013): Like the others, this guide has been updated
for PS3 functionality with a new trophies section, updated FAQs and links to
the other parts of the video walkthrough.  The next version will be marked
final, unless there are any significant changes to be added.

-Version 1.0 (March 10, 2010): As far as I'm aware, the guide is complete.
Future updates will most likely be limited to corrections.

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                               TABLE OF CONTENTS

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I.    Storyline                      [STRY]
II.   Characters                     [CHAR]
III.  Game Basics                    [BASE]
IV.   Spoiler Free Walkthrough       [SFWK]
V.    Walkthrough                    [WALK]
      Part 1                         [WKP1]
      -Strong House                  [WPT1]
      -Bubs' Concession Stand        [WPT2]
      Part 2                         [WKP2]
      -Bubs' Concession Stand        [WPT3]
      -Strong House                  [WPT4]
      -Marzipan's                    [WPT5]
      -Strong House                  [WPT6]
      -Cool Car                      [WPT7]
      -Strong House                  [WPT8]
      -Bubs' Concession Stand        [WPT9]
      Part 3                         [WKP3]
      -Locker Room                   [WP10]
      -Marzipan's                    [WP11]
      -Locker Room                   [WP12]
      -Marzipan's                    [WP13]
      -Strong House                  [WP14]
      -Marzipan's                    [WP15]
      -The Stick                     [WP16]
      -Locker Room                   [WP17]
      -Club Technochocolate          [WP18]
      -Bubs' Concession Stand        [WP19]
      Part 4                         [WKP4]
      -DOI Stage                     [WP20]
      -Strong House                  [WP21]
      -Two-O-Duo Stage               [WP22]
      -Pomstar Stage                 [WP23]
      -Cool Tapes Stage              [WP24]
      -Pomstar Stage                 [WP25]
      -Cool Tapes Stage              [WP26]
      -Two-O-Duo Stage               [WP27]
      -Strong House                  [WP28]
      -Pomstar Stage                 [WP29]
      -DOI Stage                     [WP30]
      Extended Play                  [WKEP]
      -Strong House                  [WP31]
      -Strong Badia                  [WP32]
      -Club Technochocolate          [WP33]
      -Strong House                  [WP34]
VI.   Minigames                      [MINI]
      -Limozeen                      [LIMO]
VII.  Awesomeness                    [AWES]
      -Outfits                       [OUTF]
      -Band Posters                  [PSTR]
      -Shot Glasses                  [SHOT]
      -Strong Bad Abuse              [SBAB]
      -Musical Moments               [MUSC]
      -Moments of Affection          [LOVE]
      -Limozeen Manual Pages         [LIMP]
VIII. PS3 Trophies                   [PS3T]
IX.   Checklist                      [CHLS]
X.    FAQs                           [FAQS]
XI.   Video Walkthrough              [VIDS]
XII.  Thanks To...                   [THNX]
XIII. Closure                        [CLOS]


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                                I. STORYLINE                            [STRY]

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Things are starting to die down and things in Free Country are returning to
normal as the King of Town rules once again.  Strong Bad, ready to play a
video game about one of his favorite bands watches in horror as his Fun
Machine breaks before his very eyes!  Oh no!  We've got to get this thing
fixed!  But what's this?  Bubs wants a big sack of cash for it!  We'll just
have to raise money by hosting a battle of the bands!

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                              II. CHARACTERS                            [CHAR]

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            STRONG BAD

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The main character of the game and the guy who teaches you how to fake being
cool and attractive: Strong Bad!  He's very self-centered and big headed,
often playing pranks and beating around others for his own amusment.  He likes
to respond to e-mail sent to him by fans (often making fun of them).  His
Fun Machine breaks, which leads to him starting a battle of the bands with
Bubs.  He's part of the mysterious band D.O.I.

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        THE KING OF TOWN

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The clueless ruler of town, the King of Town, aka KOT, will eat pretty much
anything (especially if it's covered in butter).  He's also very forgetful.
He remains pretty hidden for most of the game, but later joins D.O.I.

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          HOMESTAR RUNNER

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The "main character" of homestarrunner.com can be described in one word:
absent-minded.  He's often times showing how stupid he can be, but despite
that he's somewhat of a good athlete.  He's currently dating his
on-again-off-again girlfriend Marzipan. He's nervously auditioning for the
role of Pom Pom's lead singer, but is often times forgetting the lyrics.
Maybe someone can help him?

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            STRONG SAD

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Strong Bad's younger brother is pretty much a whiner.  He mopes around,
complaining about how tortured he is.  He enjoys writing and listening to
Brit Pout, often telling people more information than necessary.  Strong Bad
loves to beat him around.  This time around, he hopes to be a snooty rock
journalist, but he keeps hearing rumors about a new band called Security.
Maybe you can fill him in?

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            STRONG MAD

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Strong Bad's older brother isn't very charismatic.  He's big and bulky and
always talks in one syllabic sentences (most often shouting).  Strong Bad
considers his older brother cool, though some may say it's only because he's
afraid of being beat up by him.  He's the bassist in the band Cool Tapes and
can be found rehearsing at Marzipan's house for most of the game,

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            THE CHEAT

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The Cheat, as described by himself, helps Strong Bad cheat at stuff.  He
talks in "meh"s that everyone can understand.  He's the drummer for Cool
Tapes and can be found with Strong Mad and Marzipan at her house.

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             MARZIPAN

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Marzipan is Homestar's on-again-off-again girlfriend and is very much a
free thinker.  She's often thinking of others and protesting things she
finds wrong.  She's the leader of Cool Tapes, who is busy practicing for a
benefit concert.  Is there any way to convince her to join us? And what's
this grudge I hear she has against Limozeen?

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             COACH Z

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Coach Z, despite the name, isn't a very good athelete.  He can be pretty
oblivious to what's going on around him.  He thinks of himself as a good
rapper, although most of the time he's simply going one two one two.  He
spends most of the game moping in the Locker Room.  Is there any way to
help him with his crush on Marzipan?

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            POM POM

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Pom Pom is a ladies man who has tons and tons of women.  He's Homestar's
best friend and a very good athelete.  However, he only talks in bubble
sounds, which everyone seems to understand.  He owns Club Technochocolate,
where he's currently holding auditions for a new lead singer for his
instrumental music.

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               BUBS

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Bubs is the owner of the one stop shop: Bubs' Concession Stand.  He'll sell
you anything you need, even if you don't want it.  He's helping set up the
battle of the bands and was once part of the band Two-O-Duo, but broke it up
after he felt Coach Z became a wimp.  Is there any way to make him change his
mind?

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            LIMOZEEN

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Limozeen is pretty much your average 80s hair metal band.  Parties, leather
and total disrespect, which I guess makes Strong Bad like them so much.
There's a rumor that they've got a contest going that if you win, you can
spend the whole day with them!  But what are the odds of that?

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                             III. GAME BASICS                           [BASE]

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Strong Bad is a cool guy, so he won't let just anyone play as him.  You have
to know a few things before he'll let you walk in his shoes.  Luckily, this
section is here for you to help you prepare for this awesome opportunity.

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People is a point and click adventure.
That means that pretty much everything in the game is done by pointing on
something, then clicking.  For example, to make Strong Bad move somewhere,
point your cursor to where you want him to go and click.  He will walk there
automatically.  Double click to make him run.  Hold it down to make him
continue to walk in the direction of your mouse pointer.

Like any other point and click, objects can be found throughout the world
that can be interacted with or even taken.  To do so, simply point your
cursor to the object (which will show you the name of the object), then click
on it.  Strong Bad will then go over to the object and interact with it.  It
can be as simple as examining the object to taking it and shoving it in his
pocket.

Along the way, your inventory will accumulate objects (providing you're
getting them).  To use an object, head into your inventory (the bag icon or
- Key on the Wii) and click on the object you want to use in the inventory.
Your cursor will change to show the icon of the object.  Now point your cursor
at what you want to use it on and click.  Bingo magnifico!  You're using it!

You'll also want to be able to change areas (Strong House gets a tad boring
after the 18th consecutive hour of exploration).  Simply click the map icon
(+ Key on the Wii) and you'll be able to open your map!  At the start you
only have Strong House but during the story you'll be able to add places to
go!  Simply...do what now?  Point and click?  Yes!  You're there!

The map menu also contains a screen which shows you the hidden stuff you've
found throughout the game as well as a meter of awesomeness!  Just click
on the right arrow for the hidden stuff, then again for the awesomeness
meter!  Alright you're almost ready to play this game!

Talking to people is as simple as examining an item.  Simply click on them,
then a row of pictures will pop up.  Click on any one of them to talk to the
person about that thing.  Sometimes you'll find a good Strong Bad and an
evil Strong Bad option.  This simply asks you if you want to be nice or
mean to the person.  Easy peasy!

If you'd like, you can click on the camera (or press 2 on the Wii) and it'll
open up camera mode!  This mode lets you take pictures of Strong Bad at nearly
any part of the game.  Perfect for those times you're slaping Strong Sad
around!

The final thing you could possibly want to know about this game is how to
check e-mail.  This IS Strong Bad's game after all.  It's easy though, go
to Strong House, up the stairs and click on the Lappy.  Bingo!  You're
in Strong Bad's e-mail!  Plus, if you're playing this on Wii, you can even
send your own e-mails to people on your buddy list!

Now you're ready to play Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People!

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                           IV. SPOILER FREE WALKTHROUGH                 [SFWK]

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If you'd just like to see what to do next without spoiling anything, this
section's for you!

1. Pick up Aerosol Cheese from the Fridge.
2. Pick up Lighter from Strong Bad's computer room.
3. Pick up Album Cover from Strong Mad's room.
4. Head to Bubs and grab Limozeen Ad.
5. Talk to Bubs using every available option.
6. Pick up Stencil.
7. Grab Star from The Stick.
8. Use Stencil on Strong Badia fence.
9. Use Aerosol Cheese on Stencil.
10. Talk to Strong Sad using every available option, using evil option when
    it appears.
11. Head to Strong House and take the Camera.
12. Take the Fake Sword and Bats.
13. Talk to Strong Mad using every available option.
14. Head to Marzipan's House and grab the Zen Rock.
15. Use Fake Sword on The Cheat.
16. Head to Strong House and take Poodonkis.
17. Head to Cool Car and use the Star on it.
18. Use Poodonkis on Cool Car.
19. Use Lighter on Oil.
20. Use Camera on Cool Car.
21. Head to Strong House and use Picture on Mailbox.
22. Head to Bubs and talk using every available option.
23. Head to the Locker Room and take Wire Hanger.
24. Head to Marzipan's and take the Photo.
25. Use Photo on Marzipan and pick Coach Z.
26. Head to the Locker Room and use Photo on Coach Z.
27. Pick up Toilet Paper.
28. Pick up Bleach.
29. Head to Marzipan's and use Zen Rock on the gravel.
30. Talk to Coach Z using all options.
31. Head to Strong House and use Bats on Washer.
32. Use Bleach on Washer.
33. Click on Washer.
34. Head to Marzipan's and use Bats on cage.
35. Use Entry Form on Marzipan.
36. Head to The Stick and use Toilet Paper on it.
37. Try to take Diamond Plated Record.
38. Grab Alarm before alerting anyone.
39. Head to the Locker Room and enter Coach Z's office.
40. Head to Club Technochocolate and use Aerosol Cheese on Pot.
41. Grab Record and use on Turntable.
42. Help Homestar with his predicament.
43. Use Entry Form on Pom Pom.
44. Head to Bubs and talk using every option.
45. Grab the Coloring Book.
46. Head to Strong House and pick up Strong Sad's Records.
47. Use Coloring Book on desk.
48. Head to Two-O-Duo and rearrange records.
49. Use Bleach on cutout.
50. Use Camera on cutout.
51. Head to Cool Tapes and pick up Billy Club.
52. Head to Pomstar and use Wire Hanger on Whale.
53. Examine Wire Hanger three times then talk to Whale.
54. Use Billy Club on cutout.
55. Use Camera on cutout.
56. Use Photo #1 on Marzipan.
57. Use Photo #2 on Marzipan.
58. Use Coloring Book on Marzipan.
59. Grab German Hat and use on Homsar.
60. Talk to Homsar and move him around a bit.
61. Talk to the King of Town.
62. Take the Lobster.
63. Use Lobster on Cable.
64. Take the Butter.
65. Head up the ladder and use the Lever.
66. Use Butter on Fog Machine.
67. Load up the autosave for a surprise!

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                                V. WALKTHROUGH                          [WALK]

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Welcome to the Walkthrough section!  This section is the meat of the guide,
the Silver Trophy of Ultimate Destiny so to speak.  In it, I'll provide
you with an easy way to 100% this game.  It is designed to be followed from
start to finish, picking up everything along the way.  If you'd like to know
where the location of specific things are, check out the awesomeness section.
Be warned though: from this point until the guide's end, spoilers run rampant
burninating your mind with the events of this game.  You have been warned.

AGAIN SPOILERS FROM HERE ON OUT.

Thank you, now onto the walkthrough!

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|                                                                            |
|                         PART 1: BROKEN FUN MACHINE                   [WKP1]|
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|                                                                            |
| OUR PROGRESS SO FAR:                                                       |
|                                                                            |
|  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
| |         [ ]-OUTFITS          |            |     [ ]-LIMOZEEN PAGES     | |
| |------------------------------|            |----------------------------| |
| |[ ]-Sloshy         [ ]-Pants  |            |[ ]-Cover       [ ]-Dedicate| |
| |[ ]-Head Band      [ ]-Boots  |            |[ ]-Lyrics      [ ]-B.Cover | |
| |[ ]-Limozeen Shirt            |             ----------------------------  |
|  ------------------------------                                            |
|                                              ----------------------------  |
|                                             |  [ ]-MOMENTS OF AFFECTION  | |
|  ------------------------------             |----------------------------| |
| |   [ ]-LIMOZEEN SHOT GLASSES  |            |[ ]-S.Sad Bats  [ ]-Bubs    | |
| |------------------------------|            |[ ]-Coach Z     [ ]-Photo 1 | |
| |[ ]-Larry          [ ]-Perry  |            |[ ]-Photo 2     [ ]-Poetry  | |
| |[ ]-Gary           [ ]-Mary   |            |[ ]-Two-O-Duo   [ ]-One-O   | |
|  ------------------------------             |[ ]-Whale X2    [ ]-TGS     | |
|                                              ----------------------------  |
|  ------------------------------                                            |
| |    [ ]-STRONG BAD ABUSE      |             ----------------------------  |
| |------------------------------|            |   [ ]-RARE BAND POSTERS    | |
| |[ ]-Microwave      [ ]-Lappy  |            |----------------------------| |
| |[ ]-Fake Sword     [ ]-Bleach |            |[ ]-Two-O-Duo   [ ]-C.Tapes | |
| |[ ]-Strong Sad                |            |[ ]-Pom Pom     [ ]-DOI     | |
|  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
|                                                                            |
|  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
| |     [ ]-MUSICAL MOMENTS      |            |          [ ]-MISC          | |
| |------------------------------|            |----------------------------| |
| |[ ]-The Cheat      [ ]-Cheat  |            |[ ]-Limozeen HS             | |
| |[ ]-Strong Mad     [ ]-B.Box  |             ----------------------------  |
| |[ ]-Strong Sad     [ ]-Face   |                                           |
| |[ ]-Slide Right               |                                           |
|  ------------------------------                                            |
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|                                                                  |
|                        STRONG HOUSE                        [WPT1]|
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|ITEMS TO FIND:      Black Metal Detector, Aerosol Cheese, Lighter,|
|                    Album Cover                                   |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     Bubs                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   Sloshy T-Shirt, Leopard Print Pants, Larry    |
|                    Shot Glass, Examine Microwave, Perry Shot     |
|                    Glass, Examine Lappy Plug, Cover              |
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Well, now that the King of Town is gone from our house, it's time to sit
down and play our new Fun Machine game!  But just as we're starting to play,
the graphics start glitching!  Oh no, our Fun Machine is broken!  We have to
take it to Bubs, the only one who can fix it.  Hopefully he won't charge us a
big sack of cash.  In the mean time, let's explore Strong House and get a few
things shall we?

First things first, grab your trusty pal the magic Black Metal/Paper Detector
from next to the seven track player.  We'll be putting it to good use again.
Next, let's head downstairs into the laundry room.  Whip out your brand new
Mic and use it.  Whoa, where'd that box come from?  Let's check it out.  It's
a magical Sloshy T-shirt!  Must have thought Strong Sad called.  Oh well, we'll
take it.

Next, head into the TV Room and check the couch.  There's got to be something
between those couch cushions.  Hey, it's a pair of Leopard Print Pants!  They
must have been in there a long time!

Head back upstairs into the living room.  Check out the Luxa-Lounger for a
surprise: a Larry Shot Glass!  Let's continue on into the kitchen.  Hmm,
Strong Bad looks a bit hungry.  Let's see if anything is in the microwave!
Whoa!  I guess he forgot about those forks he stuck in there yesterday!

Let's head outside to the mailbox.  Use your spiffy Mic to make another
transdimensional box appear out of nowhere!  Underneath is a Perry Shot
Glass!  We're halfway there to becoming a Limozeen alcoholic!

Now it's time to go back inside.  Check inside the fridge to find the
Aerosol Cheese!  Head up the stairs and into Strong Bad's computer room.
Grab your lighter.  This time there's only one thing to set on fire, but
it still comes in handy.  While we're up here, let's save some money on
the electric bill this month.  Try unplugging Strong Bad's Lappy.
Did(n't) see that one coming!  Well, at least he's got some energy now.

Let's try saving some power a different way.  Flip off the light switch.
Whoa, how'd that get in there?  You managed to find the cover for your
Limozeen game!  While we're up here, let's interrogate Strong Sad about
those bats that flew through our room.  I'm sure he had something to do
with it!  He'll mention that the Von Blaubloods are his friends and live
in his bat hutch.  Talk to him about them again.  Tell them to stay out
of our room!

Before we leave, we've got one last thing to find.  Head into Strong
Mad's room and grab the record sitting on his dresser.  Whoa, it's the
album art that Strong Bad designed when he was 8!  I'm sure this will
come in handy later.  For now, let's just keep it in mind.

Alright, now we're done here for the time being.  Open your map and
place Bubs' Concession Stand, then head there.

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|                                                                  |
|                    BUBS' CONCESSION STAND                  [WPT2]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      Contest Flyer, Security Jacket                |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   Two-O-Duo Rare Poster, Talk to Bubs           |
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Before you talk to Bubs about your poor broken Fun Machine, grab the
flyer hanging off of his stand.  What's this? A contest where you
can spend the whole day with Limozeen?  We have to win this thing!
But we've got bigger issues at the moment.  Next, take out your
Black Metal Detector and use it to the right of Bubs' to find an
old Two-O-Duo poster!  Now we have something we can hang in the
room...and possibly burn down if there's a season two of CG4AP!

Ok, now it's time to talk to Bubs about repairing your Fun Machine.
He says that he'll do it but...groan...for a big sack of cash.  Why
couldn't you accept some more Quesos like last episode?  Oh well, it
gives us a reason to start the battle of the bands!  Cause there's no way
we're gonna be the next apprentice grime taster.  He mentions that
he knows how to put together a concert but we need security and
celebrity judges to make it work.  Until then, no battle of the bands.
He hands you a Security Jacket for the security.  But where can
we find someone to work security?

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|                                                                            |
|                     PART 2: SECURITY AND CELEBRITIES                 [WKP2]|
|____________________________________________________________________________|
|                                                                            |
| OUR PROGRESS SO FAR:                                                       |
|                                                                            |
|  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
| |         [ ]-OUTFITS          |            |     [ ]-LIMOZEEN PAGES     | |
| |------------------------------|            |----------------------------| |
| |[X]-Sloshy         [X]-Pants  |            |[X]-Cover       [ ]-Dedicate| |
| |[ ]-Head Band      [ ]-Boots  |            |[ ]-Lyrics      [ ]-B.Cover | |
| |[ ]-Limozeen Shirt            |             ----------------------------  |
|  ------------------------------                                            |
|                                              ----------------------------  |
|                                             |  [ ]-MOMENTS OF AFFECTION  | |
|  ------------------------------             |----------------------------| |
| |   [ ]-LIMOZEEN SHOT GLASSES  |            |[X]-S.Sad Bats  [X]-Bubs    | |
| |------------------------------|            |[ ]-Coach Z     [ ]-Photo 1 | |
| |[X]-Larry          [X]-Perry  |            |[ ]-Photo 2     [ ]-Poetry  | |
| |[ ]-Gary           [ ]-Mary   |            |[ ]-Two-O-Duo   [ ]-One-O   | |
|  ------------------------------             |[ ]-Whale X2    [ ]-TGS     | |
|                                              ----------------------------  |
|  ------------------------------                                            |
| |    [ ]-STRONG BAD ABUSE      |             ----------------------------  |
| |------------------------------|            |    [ ]-RARE BAND POSTERS   | |
| |[X]-Microwave      [X]-Lappy  |            |----------------------------| |
| |[ ]-Fake Sword     [ ]-Bleach |            |[X]-Two-O-Duo   [ ]-C.Tapes | |
| |[ ]-Strong Sad                |            |[ ]-Pom Pom     [ ]-DOI     | |
|  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
|                                                                            |
|  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
| |     [ ]-MUSICAL MOMENTS      |            |          [ ]-MISC          | |
| |------------------------------|            |----------------------------| |
| |[ ]-The Cheat      [ ]-Cheat  |            |[ ]-Limozeen HS             | |
| |[ ]-Strong Mad     [ ]-B.Box  |             ----------------------------  |
| |[ ]-Strong Sad     [ ]-Face   |                                           |
| |[ ]-Slide Right               |                                           |
|  ------------------------------                                            |
 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------

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|                                                                  |
|                    BUBS' CONCESSION STAND                  [WPT3]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      Security Stencil, Star                        |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     The Stick, Whale, Photo Booth, Cool Car,      |
|                    Strong Badia                                  |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   Leopard Print Head Band, HB Boots             |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

Well, it sounds like we'll be able to find a security guard before
we find any celebrity judges, so let's start looking for someone
who will fit the job.  Check to the right of Bubs' and you'll find
a Security Stencil!  Hmm...I'm beginning to get an idea.  But let's
explore a little first.

Run left until you reach a brick wall.  Whip out your magical Mic
to make another box appear out of thin air.  Check it and you'll find
a Leopard Print Head Band!  I guess someone saw you pick up your old
pants and sent you a matching head band.  Anyway, continue running
left until you reach a sign with a star on it, picking up The Stick
map marker along the way.  Go ahead and examine the Star to take it.
It's not like Bubs needs the advertising anyway, he's the only store
in town!

Continue going left, picking up the Whale map marker, until you reach
a white picket fence.  Whip out your Black Metal Detector and search
near the middle to find a pair of Hollywood Boulevard Boots!  We've
now got our ultimate rocker get-up as well as all the obtainable
costumes (besides the one you get at 100%).  Feel free to run over
to the Photo Booth and try them on, but at the very least get the
map marker for it.  Continue left, grabbing the Cool Car map marker
as well, until you reach Strong Badia.

See all the band names tattooed on the fence?  Maybe we can trick
a certain "Rock Journalist" into thinking security is a hot new
band!  Whip out your Security Stencil and use it on the fence.
Somehow, it sticks up to it.  Now use your Aerosol Cheese on it.
Why look who it is!  Little brother Strong Sad came to check out
the bands everyone's vandalizing about.  What's this?  He actually
believes security is a band?  I'm sure we can use this to our
advantage!  Talk to him about Security and use the evil option.
You'll trick him into thinking the jacket is a hot new band
jacket all the hipsters are wearing.  He'll go show it off to
Bubs, who will immediately reveal what we've just done to him.
He tries to protest but Bubs won't relent and he reluctantly
agrees.  We've got security now!  Now we just have to find some
celebrity judges and we'll be set!  But where? ...How about
Limozeen?  We have the "perfect" album cover, we just need to
recreate it in real life!  Then we'll send the picture into the
contest and they'll have to pick us and judge the battle of the
bands!  Let's see if we can find any stuff for the album cover at
Strong House.

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|                                                                  |
|                        STRONG HOUSE                        [WPT4]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      Camera, Bat Hutch, Fake Sword                 |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     Marzipan's                                    |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   None                                          |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

When you arrive, head in and go upstairs into Strong Sad's room.
Grab the Camera off the shelf.  We'll be using that to take the
picture for the album cover.  Next, head over and grab the Bat Hutch.
We'll be needing it later when we sign bands, but for now Strong
Sad won't notice it's gone.  Head into the bathroom.  Hey, it's the
Fake Sword from Episode 2!  Let's "borrow" it again.  We'll need it
for the album cover.  

Let's see what our other brother is up to shall we?  Talk to Strong
Mad, who's waiting in the other room.  Ask him how he's doing by
clicking on his picture.  He'll mention that he's been practicing
with his band Cool Tapes at Marzipan's house.  Let's head there
now.

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|                                                                  |
|                           MARZIPAN'S                       [WPT5]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      Zen Rock                                      |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   Gary Shot Glass, Use Fake Sword on Marzipan,  |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

As soon as you walk in, use your Black Metal Detector.  You'll find
another shot glass, this time it's Gary!  Head to the right and pick
up the Zen Rock.  We'll be using this a little later, but it can't
hurt to get it now.  Head inside and offer the Fake Sword to
Marzipan.  She'll smack you with her guitar.  Ouch, she could have
just said no.  Oh well, I'm sure someone here will take it.  How
about The Cheat?  Use the Fake Sword on him.  He'll accept!  We've
only got one more thing left to make the album cover: a giant
dinosaur.  But where are we gonna find something like that?  I
think I know just where to find one!  Head to Strong House.

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|                                                                  |
|                        STRONG HOUSE                        [WPT6]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      Poodonkis                                     |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   None                                          |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

Head up the stairs and through Strong Sad's room into Strong Mad's
room.  Open the left closet door and you'll find Strong Mad's
stuffed dinosaur Poodonkis!  This will do just perfectly!

We now have everything we need to make the album cover Strong Bad
designed when he was eight.  Head to the Cool Car.

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|                                                                  |
|                           COOL CAR                         [WPT7]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      None                                          |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   None                                          |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

Ok so we've got The Cheat in place, holding a giant sword.  We've
got the Cool Car.  We're missing a few things though.  Use the
Star on the Cool Car.  Next, use Poodonkis on the Cool Car.
Finally, use the Lighter on the Oil Slick.  Wow it's starting to
look just like it now!  Use your Camera on it to take the picture.
Whoa, that's one incredible filter you've got there Strong Bad!
That's sure to win the album cover contest!  Let's go mail it in
right now!  Head to Strong House.

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|                                                                  |
|                        STRONG HOUSE                        [WPT8]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      None                                          |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   None                                          |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

Now that we've got our contest winning album cover, use the picture
on your mailbox.  Strong Bad will scribble out the address and mail
it off.  The game cuts away and when we return, Strong Bad finds a
letter that announces he has won the contest!  Surprise surprise!
Let's go tell Bubs we've got both security and celebrity judges.

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|                                                                  |
|                     BUBS' CONCESSION STAND                 [WPT9]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      Entry Forms                                   |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     Locker Room, Club TC                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   None                                          |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

Head up to Bubs and tell him about Limozeen.  He's now ready to start
preperations for your battle of the bands!  We just have to find
him some bands and we'll have enough money to fix our Fun Machine!
We need three bands to sign before we'll have enough though: Cool
Tapes, Pom Pom and Two-O-Duo.  If you like, you can talk to Bubs
to get more info about the three bands as well as a Two-O-Duo
album cover, but I'll be helping you sign all three bands, so
there's no need.  Let's start by talking to coach Z about reforming
Two-O-Duo.  Head to the Locker Room.

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|                                                                            |
|                         PART 3: FINDIN' SOME BANDS                   [WKP3]|
|____________________________________________________________________________|
|                                                                            |
| OUR PROGRESS SO FAR:                                                       |
|                                                                            |
|  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
| |         [ ]-OUTFITS          |            |     [ ]-LIMOZEEN PAGES     | |
| |------------------------------|            |----------------------------| |
| |[X]-Sloshy         [X]-Pants  |            |[X]-Cover       [ ]-Dedicate| |
| |[X]-Head Band      [X]-Boots  |            |[ ]-Lyrics      [ ]-B.Cover | |
| |[ ]-Limozeen Shirt            |             ----------------------------  |
|  ------------------------------                                            |
|                                              ----------------------------  |
|                                             |  [ ]-MOMENTS OF AFFECTION  | |
|  ------------------------------             |----------------------------| |
| |   [ ]-LIMOZEEN SHOT GLASSES  |            |[X]-S.Sad Bats  [X]-Bubs    | |
| |------------------------------|            |[ ]-Coach Z     [ ]-Photo 1 | |
| |[X]-Larry          [X]-Perry  |            |[ ]-Photo 2     [ ]-Poetry  | |
| |[X]-Gary           [ ]-Mary   |            |[ ]-Two-O-Duo   [ ]-One-O   | |
|  ------------------------------             |[ ]-Whale X2    [ ]-TGS     | |
|                                              ----------------------------  |
|  ------------------------------                                            |
| |    [ ]-STRONG BAD ABUSE      |             ----------------------------  |
| |------------------------------|            |    [ ]-RARE BAND POSTERS   | |
| |[X]-Microwave      [X]-Lappy  |            |----------------------------| |
| |[X]-Fake Sword     [ ]-Bleach |            |[X]-Two-O-Duo   [ ]-C.Tapes | |
| |[ ]-Strong Sad                |            |[ ]-Pom Pom     [ ]-DOI     | |
|  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
|                                                                            |
|  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
| |     [ ]-MUSICAL MOMENTS      |            |          [ ]-MISC          | |
| |------------------------------|            |----------------------------| |
| |[ ]-The Cheat      [ ]-Cheat  |            |[ ]-Limozeen HS             | |
| |[ ]-Strong Mad     [ ]-B.Box  |             ----------------------------  |
| |[ ]-Strong Sad     [ ]-Face   |                                           |
| |[ ]-Slide Right               |                                           |
|  ------------------------------                                            |
 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------

 __________________________________________________________________
|                                                                  |
|                           LOCKER ROOM                      [WP10]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      Wire Hanger                                   |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   Talk to Coach Z about Marzipan twice, Cool    |
|                    Tapes Rare Poster                             |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

When you walk in, you'll find Coach Z stamping toilet paper.  Maybe
he's having problems with thieves.  Anyway, you'll see a Wire
Hanger sticking out of the shower drain.  Head in there and grab it.
We'll find some use for it.  Let's talk to Coach Z.  He seems to be
a little down.  Ask him about Marzipan to hear that he's swooning
over her.  I agree Strong Bad...eww.  Talk to him about Marzipan
again.  It seems he's afraid of rejection.  Maybe we can find
something that would give him some courage.  Let's leave him alone
for now though.

Head over to the lockers and check the leftmost one.  You'll find a
Cool Tapes rare poster!  Oh well, maybe we can burn it after we get
100%.

We're all done here.  Coach Z is too distracted by Marzipan to talk
about a Two-O-Duo reunion.  Maybe we can help him though.  Head to
Marzipan's.

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|                                                                  |
|                           MARZIPAN'S                       [WP11]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      Photo, Autographed Photo                      |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   Use Entry Form on The Cheat, Use Entry Form   |
|                    on The Cheat Twice, Use Entry Form on Strong  |
|                    Mad, Marzipan Autographs Photo for Strong Bad,|
|                    Marzipan Autographs Photo for Coach Z         |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

When you walk in, you'll notice that Cool Tapes have got some photos
in!  Snatch one from the table.  While we're here, lets see if The
Cheat wants to sign Cool Tapes up to be in the battle of the bands!
Marzipan gets upset and tells you to run all business ideas through
her, cause The Cheat once signed them up for a horrible duet with
Marshie.  Try once more, maybe she's not looking this time.  But
she catches you in the act again and tells you to stop bothering
The Cheat.  Try it on Strong Mad.  Maybe he'll blindly sign it.
Unfortunately, she catches you again.  You can try to get Marzipan
to sign up, but she has a benefit concert for the plight of the
endangered vegan bats on the same day and refuses.  We'll have to
do something to change her mind.

But first, let's get Marzipan to autograph this picture for us!
We need a new dart board after all.  Use the photo on Marzipan
and have her make it out to Strong Bad.  She'll sign it for you,
but denounce how awesome you say you are.  That gives me an idea
though!  Grab another picture and give it to Marzipan to sign again.
Tell her to make it out to Coach Z.  Maybe this will pump him up
a little!  Let's head to the Locker Room and give it to him.

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|                                                                  |
|                           LOCKER ROOM                      [WP12]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      Toilet Paper, Bleach                          |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   Talk to Coach Z about Marzipan twice, Cool    |
|                    Tapes Rare Poster                             |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

Alright, let's hand over the Autographed Photo to Coach Z.  He'll
become so excited that he immediately rushes off to Marzipan's house
to try and win her over.  Let's take some of his stuff!

Head over and grab a roll of Toilet Paper.  This may not look useful
but it will help a lot later.  Next, head over to the lockers and
check the middle one to find a bottle of Bleach!  We'll put this to
good use in a minute.  First, let's go see how Coach Z is doing
with his quest for Marzipan's "hand".  Head to Marzipan's.

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|                                                                  |
|                           MARZIPAN'S                       [WP13]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      None                                          |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   Talk to Coach Z about Boom Box, Talk to Coach |
|                    Z about Poetry                                |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

Here you'll find Coach Z standing outside Marzipan's house.  He's
unsure what to do next and asks for help.  Tell him to hold a Boom Box
over his head.  He'll mention he tried it once, but it didn't work
out.  Dang.  Have him try Poetry next.  He'll start freestylin about
Marzipan, but she luckily doesn't hear his awful rhymes.  Maybe that
wasn't such a good idea.  But something just came to mind!  Wasn't
one of the Two-O-Duo's songs about throwing rocks through Marzipan's
window?  Use the Zen Rock on the gravel out front.  Talk to Coach
Z again and tell him to throw some pebbles at her window.  He'll
pick up the Zen Rock and chuck it through her window.  Oops.  That
botches his plans with Marzipan but it catches Bubs attention!
He remembers the song they wrote "Throwin' Rocks through Old Man
Marzipan's Windows" and starts to get nostalgic about the old days.
He still thinks Coach Z is a wussy sellout however.  Maybe we can
convice Bubs that Coach Z is still the same old guy and start up
Two-O-Duo again!  But first, let's get Cool Tapes to sign.  Head to
Strong House.


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|                                                                  |
|                         STRONG HOUSE                       [WP14]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      Bleached Bats                                 |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   None                                          |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

Another idea came to mind while we were at Marzipan's.  She won't
do the concert because she has plans for the endangered vegan bat
benefit show.  Maybe we can trick her into thinking the vegan bats
aren't so endangered?  Head downstairs into the Laundry Room and
use the Bleach on the Washer.  Next, use the Bat Hutch on the Washer.
Finally, click on the Washer to start it all up.  Remember, never
wash Bats with Bleach or Strong Mad will come sit on you.  When the
washer is done, you'll have a clean new Bat Hutch full of Bleached
Bats!  Maybe this will fool Marzipan!  But there's only one way
to find out!  Head to Marzipan's again.

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|                                                                  |
|                           MARZIPAN'S                       [WP15]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      None                                          |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   None                                          |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

When you get here, head into Marzipan's house and use the Bleached
Bats on the cage.  Marzipan will think that they're not really
endangered after all and will decide not to play the benefit show!
Offer her an entry form.  After a bit of convincing, Cool Tapes
agrees to participate!  We've got our first band!  Let's try and
convince Bubs that Coach Z is still an OG.  What was the next track
on the record...hmm...TPing the Stick?  Hey we've got a roll of
TP with Coach Z's name on it!  Let's head to The Stick.

 __________________________________________________________________
|                                                                  |
|                           THE STICK                        [WP16]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      Bubs Alarm                                    |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   None                                          |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

Now that we're here, let's follow the words of Two-O-Duo and use
the Toilet Paper on The Stick.  Bubs will call us out immediately
but we'll blame it on Coach Z, since his name is on it anyway.
Bubs is impressed and recalls that he hasn't pulled that stunt since
'83!  There was only one more track that stands out on their record:
Stealin' Stuff From My Own Dang Store.  Bubs is distracted with the
stages so let's try taking something from his Concession Stand.

Run right until you reach it.  Wow, look at that Diamond Studded
Record!  Bubs wouldn't mind if we take it would he?  Try and take
it and you'll activate Bubs' security robot.  Now for the hard part.
You've got about five seconds to grab the flashing red alarm before
Bubs comes and spots you trying to take his record.  Click on the
flashing red light above the robot and you'll take it.  Hurry, we've
got to pin this on someone quick.  Maybe Coach Z?  Let's go to the
Locker Room before Bubs comes!

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|                                                                  |
|                          LOCKER ROOM                       [WP17]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      None                                          |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   None                                          |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

We're safe for now, but we still have to pin this on Coach Z.  Head
into Coach Z's office and the alarm will reactivate with a homing
beacon.  You'll quickly hide in the shower and Bubs will come
waltzing in.  He'll immediately find the alarm in Coach Z's office,
which convinces him that Coach Z may not be as soft as he gave him
credit for!  We've reunited the Two-O-Duo!  Only one more band
left to recruit: Pom Pom!  Let's head to Club TC.

 __________________________________________________________________
|                                                                  |
|                      CLUB TECHNOCHOCOLATE                  [WP18]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      Record                                        |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   Pom Pom Rare Poster                           |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

We're here and it seems as though Pom Pom is in a bit of a dilemma.
He can't find a singer to sing along to his funky instrumentals!
He looks hungry though doesn't he?  Let's share our Aerosol Cheese
shall we?  Use it in his Slow Cooker to make him some Fondue.
Unfortunately, Pom Pom seems too interested in his decision to have
some.  Oh well, we tried.

Head over to the bar and you'll find Homestar psyching himself up
to audition for the part.  Unfortunately, he doesn't have the
courage yet to sing.  Maybe we can help him out a bit?  Grab the
Record from the table in the corner.  This ought to be helpful!
Hey, maybe we can audition for the singer!  Take out your Mic and
use it.  Pom Pom unfortunately doesn't notice, but it did make
another box appear out of thin air!  Underneath it is a Pom Pom
rare poster!  I'm sure some girl somewhere will pay us good money
for this poster.  But for now we'll keep it.

Alright, it's time to help Homestar out.  Use the Record on the
turntable and you'll start a mini segment.  Homestar will start to
sing along to the instrumental piano, but unfortunately he
occasionally forgets his lines.  When he pauses for a second, that's
your cue to run over to the object and start waving.  With your help,
he'll come up with the next line.  Continue until he finishes the song
and passes the audition.  Unfortunately, if you take too long when he
pauses, Pom Pom will catch him and he'll become disinterested.

At the first opportunity, run over to the Buffalo Wings and use them.
Homestar will start singing the next lyric.  When you can, run over to
the bottle of wine next to the turntable (I know you're thinking
Escargot rhymes with to go, but unfortunately Homestar doesn't know the
correct pronunciation) and use it to help him with his next lyric.
He'll start to get into the music and Pom Pom will start grooving
along.  The next time you can control Strong Bad, run over and use
the Escargot.  You may think he can handle it from there on out, but
unfortunately, he can't come up with a closing lyric.  Remember that
Fondue we made Pom Pom earlier?  Point at it and Homestar will
belt out a high pitched closing lyric which impresses Pom Pom enough
to sign him.  Now that he has a singer, maybe he'll be interested
in the battle of the bands!  Hand him an entry form.  He'll start to
refuse but Homestar convinces him.  That's all three bands!  Let's
go let Bubs know we can start the battle now!

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|                                                                  |
|                    BUBS' CONCESSION STAND                  [WP19]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      None                                          |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   None                                          |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

Now that we've got all three bands signed, head over to Bubs and
talk to him.  Talk to him about all three bands to hand over the
entry forms.  Bubs reveals that although the battle is ready, with
all the taxes and fees you only have half as much as you need to fix
your Fun Machine.  He'll offer you another job, but Strong Bad
decides to enter his own battle with his own band and win all the
prize money himself!  Unfortunately, the only people left to join
are Homsar and the King of Town.  They'll just have to make do.
We then cut away to our band on our own stage.

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|                                                                            |
|                         PART 4: TIME TO SABOTAGE!                    [WKP4]|
|____________________________________________________________________________|
|                                                                            |
| OUR PROGRESS SO FAR:                                                       |
|                                                                            |
|  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
| |         [ ]-OUTFITS          |            |     [ ]-LIMOZEEN PAGES     | |
| |------------------------------|            |----------------------------| |
| |[X]-Sloshy         [X]-Pants  |            |[X]-Cover       [ ]-Dedicate| |
| |[X]-Head Band      [X]-Boots  |            |[ ]-Lyrics      [ ]-B.Cover | |
| |[ ]-Limozeen Shirt            |             ----------------------------  |
|  ------------------------------                                            |
|                                              ----------------------------  |
|                                             |  [ ]-MOMENTS OF AFFECTION  | |
|  ------------------------------             |----------------------------| |
| |   [ ]-LIMOZEEN SHOT GLASSES  |            |[X]-S.Sad Bats  [X]-Bubs    | |
| |------------------------------|            |[X]-Coach Z     [X]-Photo 1 | |
| |[X]-Larry          [X]-Perry  |            |[X]-Photo 2     [X]-Poetry  | |
| |[X]-Gary           [ ]-Mary   |            |[ ]-Two-O-Duo   [ ]-One-O   | |
|  ------------------------------             |[ ]-Whale X2    [ ]-TGS     | |
|                                              ----------------------------  |
|  ------------------------------                                            |
| |    [ ]-STRONG BAD ABUSE      |             ----------------------------  |
| |------------------------------|            |    [ ]-RARE BAND POSTERS   | |
| |[X]-Microwave      [X]-Lappy  |            |----------------------------| |
| |[X]-Fake Sword     [ ]-Bleach |            |[X]-Two-O-Duo   [X]-C.Tapes | |
| |[ ]-Strong Sad                |            |[X]-Pom Pom     [ ]-DOI     | |
|  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
|                                                                            |
|  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
| |     [ ]-MUSICAL MOMENTS      |            |          [ ]-MISC          | |
| |------------------------------|            |----------------------------| |
| |[X]-The Cheat      [X]-Cheat  |            |[ ]-Limozeen HS             | |
| |[X]-Strong Mad     [X]-B.Box  |             ----------------------------  |
| |[ ]-Strong Sad     [ ]-Face   |                                           |
| |[ ]-Slide Right               |                                           |
|  ------------------------------                                            |
 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------

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|                                                                  |
|                          DOI STAGE                         [WP20]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      Limozeen Coloring Book                        |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     DOI Stage, Two-O-Duo Stage, Cool Tapes Stage, |
|                    Pomstar Stage                                 |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   DOI Rare Poster                               |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

Well, it's not the best band setup but it still needs a name.  Pick
any of the five options to come up with a random name that spells
DOI.  If you like it, you can choose the good option to keep it, or
you can choose the evil option to repick the random words.  It
really doesn't matter, everyone else will just call you DOI.  But
it doesn't matter cause we're about brain crunching rock anyway!
...Well, we suck.  There's no denying it.  I guess we'll just have
to sabotage the other bands then.

First though, let's get a couple things.  Whip out your trusty
Black Metal Detector and check in front of the DOI stage.  What's
this?  A DOI Rare Poster?  We just named the band a few seconds ago
and they've already got a poster?  This must be from the same
people who keep sending invisible boxes!  Oh well, it's cool looking
so we're not complaining.

Next, head over to Limozeen...wait, a cardboard cutout?!?  Man,
what ripoffs!  We could have used that album cover for our own
debut album!  The least they could have done is come in person!
Oh well as long as they judge us to be the winners.  Grab the
Limozeen Coloring Book next to it.  I smell a special edition
Teen Girl Squad issue coming!  But that can wait until later.
Let's head home and grab a few things we'll need for sabotaging
shall we?

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|                                                                  |
|                         STRONG HOUSE                       [WP21]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      Hugo Left Me, 3 O'Clock Twist                 |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   None                                          |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

We'll be coming back in a second for another object to sabotage with,
but we'll do that after we get the awesomeness tied to it.  For now,
head into the living room and pick up the box of records.  We'll
need them to sabotage the Two-O-Duo.  Once you have the records,
head to the Two-O-Duo stage.

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|                                                                  |
|                        TWO-O-DUO STAGE                     [WP22]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      Slide to The Right, Doin' The Wigglie,        |
|                    Incriminating Photo #1                        |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   Dedication Page, Use Bleach on Pond, Ask      |
|                    Limozeen about Two-O-Duo, Mary Shot Glass     |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

Let's check on how much Two-O-Duo is failing.  Everyone knows that
Coach Z's freestylin' is horrid...wait, WHAT?  They're doing great?
How can this be?  Oh well, we'll put an end to that one in a minute.

First, whip out the Black Metal Detector and use near the left corner
of the stage.  You'll find the Dedication Page to the Limozeen
manual!  Next, try using the Bleach on the pond next to Limozeen.
You'll start to pour it, but remember just before hand what Marzipan
did to you when you dumped a gum wrapper in there.  Ouch!  Who
knows what she'd do to someone who poured bleach in there!  Let's
ask a professional how Two-O-Duo is doing so well on stage.
Talk to the Limozeen cutout.  Strong Bad is severely disappointed.
Regardless, ask about TWo-O-Duo.  They'll mention that their dance
moves are overpowering their lack of talent!  Maybe we can screw
that up.

Let's find out what Marzipan will do to someone who dumps bleach
in the pond, shall we?  Use the Bleach on Limozeen.  The weight of
the tub is more than the motor on the arm can lift, so they'll
begin dumping it into the pond.  Again, if you do this in real
life Strong Mad will come to your house and sit on you!  This will
immediately kill all the fish in the pond.  Let's make sure they're
dead shall we?  Examine the Dead Fish.  Yep, they're dead all
right.  But what's this?  The final Limozeen Shot Glass!  All
right!  Just make sure to wash it out several times to rinse out
the bleach and fish stench.  Now, let's get some evidence.
Use your Camera on Limozeen to take a picture of them dumping the
Bleach into the pond.

Now it's time to sabotage Two-O-Duo.  Limozeen mentions that Coach
Z's dancing is overpowering his lack of talent.  Let's see if we
can't screw that up.  If you examine Bubs records, you'll notice
every time you switch them around BUbs will call for a dance
break, which Coach Z does whatever dance move the song title
mentions.  For example, Slide to The Right will move him right.
Let's see if we can't trip him up.  Examine the records next
to Bubs' turntable.  Swap out Slide to The Right with Hugo Left Me
and Doin the Wigglie with 3 O'Clock Twist.  Now rearrange the
records to the following order, from front to back: Left
Shift-Alt-Delete, 3 O'Clock Twist, Hugo Left Me, Roll Wit' Da
Punches.  When you exit, Coach Z will end up dancing right into
Bubs and punching him silly!  Bubs becomes so irritated he vows
never to reform Two-O-Duo again!  Coach Z tries to do it on his
own, but he gets booed off stage.  Alright!  That's one band down,
two more to go!  Let's head to the Pomstar Stage next.

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|                                                                  |
|                          POMSTAR STAGE                     [WP23]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      None                                          |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   Talk to Strong Sad at Pomstar, Talk to Coach  |
|                    Z at Pomstar, Talk to the Whale Twice         |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

Pomstar should be failing, Homestar couldn't even remember his...wait,
he's doing well?!?  Maybe it has to do with his headphones.  See if Strong
Sad will let you backstage to investigate.  Ooh, that has to hurt.
Maybe insulting him last episode wasn't such a good idea after all.  Wait,
what just happened?  Did Homestar just repeat what Strong Sad said
over the radio?  Something fishy is going on here...

While we're here, let's see what Coach Z thinks about the Two-O-Duo
splitting up.  He mentions that Bubs loves him like a brother.  He
also hates you like one too Coach Z and I'm willing to bet it's
more on the hate side.

Speaking of fish, however, let's go see what the whale has to say!
It seems to annoy Marzipan so let's do it again!  This gives me an
idea...maybe we can make a makeshift transmitter and throw Homestar
off!  Use your Wire Hanger on the whale.  If you examine it, sure
enough, you'll find that it's acting like a transmitter!  But it's
unfortunately not transmitting to the right person.  Examine the
Wire Hanger three times, then check the whale.  Whoops, it looks
like Homestar just blew his cover and wrecked his chances at winning
the battle of the bands!  Only one more left: Cool Tapes!  Let's
head there.

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|                                                                  |
|                         COOL TAPES STAGE                   [WP24]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      Billy Club                                    |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   None                                          |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

Well, it looks like Cool Tapes is the most prepared of the bands
here.  Limozeen actually likes them, but they mention that Marzipan
talks too much and should really stop talking.  Hmm...maybe that's
a clue!  But first, let's pick up Strong Sad's Billy Club.  He
doesn't really mind that you take it because he's got a taser, which
he's very keen on showing you.

That's about all we can do at Cool Tapes for the moment.  Head back
to the Pomstar stage.

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|                                                                  |
|                          POMSTAR STAGE                     [WP25]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      Incriminating Photo #2                        |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   None                                          |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

Come to think about it, maybe that picture would upset Marzipan
enough to rant about it onstage and wreck the Cool Tapes chances!
Is there anything else we could photograph and show Marzipan?  Use
the Billy Club on Limozeen and have them hold it.  Now use your
Camera on Limozeen.  Whoa, that kinda looks like they're beating the
tar out of the whale with the club!  Marzipan's sure to have
something to protest about this picture!  Give Marzipan the two
Incriminating Photos.  She'll be plenty mad at Limozeen, but decides
to give them one more chance.  She warns, however, that Limozeen
better watch themselves.  Is there anything else that might set
her off?  I have a great idea, but first, let's get some stuff for
our awesomeness rating.  Head to the Cool Tapes Stage.

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|                                                                  |
|                        COOL TAPES STAGE                    [WP26]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      None                                          |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   Lyrics Sheet                                  |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

Looks like Cool Tapes are still rockin.  Guess Marzipan's keeping
her cool...for now.  Use your magical Mic and you'll make the last
invisible box of the game appear at Strong Sad's elephant feet!
Beneath it, you'll find the Lyrics Sheet to the Limozeen game!
That looks hard to sing.  Guess we'll leave it to Limozeen then!
Head over to the Two-O-Duo Stage.

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|                                                                  |
|                         TWO-O-DUO STAGE                    [WP27]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      None                                          |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   Teen Girl Squad Hint                          |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

Two-O-Duo may be done as far as the battle of the bands, but there's
still one secret the stage holds and it's semi-hard to find.  First,
make sure your hints are turned all the way up to HIGH.  You can find
it under settings on the main menu.  Now, walk around until Strong
Bad mentions that the Teen Girl Squad would love this stage.  If
you can't get it to trigger, try examining things or using objects
on random things.  That may help it appear.  Once he mentions it,
head to Strong House.

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|                                                                  |
|                         STRONG HOUSE                       [WP28]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      None                                          |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   None                                          |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

We need the final piece that will send Marzipan over the edge and
protest Limozeen.  But what could we do?  ...That's it!  Let's
use the special Limozeen Coloring Book to make a special issue of
Teen Girl Squad!  Head into Strong Bad's room and use the Limozeen
Coloring Book on the desk to watch as Strong Bad draws in an
episode of Teen Girl Squad automatically.  If this doesn't do it
then I don't know what will!  Let's head to the Pomstar Stage and
show her before she calms down!

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|                                                                  |
|                          POMSTAR STAGE                     [WP29]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      None                                          |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   None                                          |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

Once you arrive, use your new TGS-Improved Limozeen Coloring Book
on Marzipan.  She'll become so furious, she'll write an anti-Limozeen
protest song and play it on stage!  Limozeen is obviously not
impressed and docks Cool Tapes massive points for writing a catchy
anti-Limozeen anthem!  That means that we should be leading the
battle of the bands now!  The game automatically brings us back to
the DOI stage.

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|                                                                  |
|                            DOI STAGE                       [WP30]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      German Hat, Lobster, Butter Bucket            |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   None                                          |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

Well, that should do it!  We should be the official winners of the
battle of the bands!  ...What's that?  Ah, horse parts.  How are we
still behind?  I guess we'll just have to rock hard.  Maybe our
"secret weapon" will win over the crowd!  Unfortunately, the button
is severed.  Looks like we'll have to climb up there and throw the
lever!  Unfortunately, the fan is so powerful we can't climb up!
While we're over there, however, grab the German Hat.  It may make
Homsar rock a little harder.  Whoa, that fan made us do a wicked
power slide!  That increased our score by a little bit!

Give the German Hat to Homsar.  He'll wear the metal style hat
and make the crowd envious!  Talk to him and you'll momentarily
take control of him.  Swing Homsar around until he smashes into the
transformer near the light with his German Hat.  He'll short out
the power and screech, bringing back the Bleached Bats and making
everyone go nuts!

Next, introduce the King of Town, who will send his Lobster flying
after he smashes it with his guitar!  Go over and pick it up.  Now
use it on the Speaker Cable.  The King of Town will notice it and
cut the rope with his guitar, sending the speaker crashing down.
He'll proceed to smash his guitar, trying to attack the Lobster.
Grab the Butter Bucket while he's distracted.  Ok, now it's time
to climb up the ladder and release the lever on our secret weapon!
Uh oh, the fog's clouding it so no one can see!  Limozeen docks
DOI points due to the malfunction!  But maybe we can jam up the
Fog Machine!  Try using the Butter Bucket on it.  Unfortunately,
it only makes the fog buttery and coats the Bleached Bats in 
butter!  The King of Town goes nuts and starts eating all the bats!
Limozeen and the crowd go nuts for it and DOI's meter maxes out!
Unfortunately, they ignore your secret weapon and carry the King of
Town off.

Hey, at least you made enough money to fix the Fun Machine!  You go
home to play your new game, but it's still fried!  What in the
world?  Bubs!  Strong Sad comes down after he hears your yelling.
He manages to find the problem: some of your Aerosol Cheese got
stuck to the cartridge!  You start up the game as the credits
roll.  Congrats on beating this game!  But we're not done yet.
Load up the autosave to start up Extended Play.

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|                                                                            |
|                               EXTENDED PLAY                          [WKEP]|
|____________________________________________________________________________|
|                                                                            |
| OUR PROGRESS SO FAR:                                                       |
|                                                                            |
|  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
| |         [ ]-OUTFITS          |            |     [ ]-LIMOZEEN PAGES     | |
| |------------------------------|            |----------------------------| |
| |[X]-Sloshy         [X]-Pants  |            |[X]-Cover       [X]-Dedicate| |
| |[X]-Head Band      [X]-Boots  |            |[X]-Lyrics      [ ]-B.Cover | |
| |[ ]-Limozeen Shirt            |             ----------------------------  |
|  ------------------------------                                            |
|                                              ----------------------------  |
|                                             |  [X]-MOMENTS OF AFFECTION  | |
|  ------------------------------             |----------------------------| |
| |   [X]-LIMOZEEN SHOT GLASSES  |            |[X]-S.Sad Bats  [X]-Bubs    | |
| |------------------------------|            |[X]-Coach Z     [X]-Photo 1 | |
| |[X]-Larry          [X]-Perry  |            |[X]-Photo 2     [X]-Poetry  | |
| |[X]-Gary           [X]-Mary   |            |[X]-Two-O-Duo   [X]-One-O   | |
|  ------------------------------             |[X]-Whale X2    [X]-TGS     | |
|                                              ----------------------------  |
|  ------------------------------                                            |
| |    [X]-STRONG BAD ABUSE      |             ----------------------------  |
| |------------------------------|            |    [X]-RARE BAND POSTERS   | |
| |[X]-Microwave      [X]-Lappy  |            |----------------------------| |
| |[X]-Fake Sword     [X]-Bleach |            |[X]-Two-O-Duo   [X]-C.Tapes | |
| |[X]-Strong Sad                |            |[X]-Pom Pom     [X]-DOI     | |
|  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
|                                                                            |
|  ------------------------------              ----------------------------  |
| |     [ ]-MUSICAL MOMENTS      |            |          [ ]-MISC          | |
| |------------------------------|            |----------------------------| |
| |[X]-The Cheat      [X]-Cheat  |            |[ ]-Limozeen HS             | |
| |[X]-Strong Mad     [X]-B.Box  |             ----------------------------  |
| |[ ]-Strong Sad     [ ]-Face   |                                           |
| |[ ]-Slide Right               |                                           |
|  ------------------------------                                            |
 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------

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|                                                                  |
|                           STRONG HOUSE                     [WP31]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      None                                          |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   None                                          |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

We may have finished beating the storyline, but we're far from done.
We still need a few more things for our awesomeness.  Head to Strong
Badia for the first one!

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|                                                                  |
|                           STRONG BADIA                     [WP32]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      None                                          |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   Talk to Strong Sad                            |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

When you arrive at Strong Badia, you'll find Strong Sad standing
around!  Why's he still wearing the security jacket?  Talk to him
and he'll explain that with all the buzz about Security anyway, he
decided to start his own band named Security and starts to sing his
first single.  Luckily, Strong Bad interrupts him.  Let's get out
of here before he starts singing again.  Head to Club TC.

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|                                                                  |
|                       CLUB TECHNOCHOCOLATE                 [WP33]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      None                                          |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   Back Cover, Use Doin' The Wigglie on turntable|
|                    twice, Use Slide to the Right on turntable    |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

The turntable here holds the keys to all the awesomeness we can get
here at Club TC.  First, use the Doin' The Wigglie record on the
turntable and you'll mysteriously find the final page to the Limozeen
Manual: the Back Cover!  Use it once more and you'll hear Strong
Mad's B-Side single "My Face".  Finally, use Slide to the Right on
the turntable.  Pom Pom seems upset that we're playing these records,
so I guess we'll just head home for now.  Head to Strong House.

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|                                                                  |
|                           STRONG HOUSE                     [WP34]|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
|ITEMS TO FIND:      None                                          |
|NEW MAP PIECES:     None                                          |
|AWESOMENESS HERE:   Limozeen High Score, Limozeen T-Shirt         |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------

There's one last thing to do in this game to get max awesomeness: beat the
high score of 45,000 points on the Limozeen game!  For tips, check out the
minigame section.  When you do this, however, you'll mysteriously get
a Limozeen T-Shirt, another hidden prize for getting 100%!  Awesome.
Congrats on getting 100% on Baddest of the Bands!

______________________________________________________________________________

                                VI. MINIGAMES                           [MINI]

______________________________________________________________________________

Unfortunately, the third game in the series only has one minigame: Limozeen's
Hot Bablien Odyssey.  It's only available in Extended Play mode, after
repairing the broken Fun Machine.  To play it, head to Strong Bad's room and
click on the Fun Machine.


____________________________________________________________

                         LIMOZEEN                     [LIMO]

____________________________________________________________

Limozeen stars in their very own game: Limozeen's Hot Bablien Odyssey.  The
game is set in outer space, where you have to shoot the evil aliens and pick
up the people with your tractor beam.  You have three lives and two super
bombs to use for each life.  If you want max awesomeness, you'll have to get
a score of 45,000+ points, which is no easy task, but should be obtained
somewhere around level 7.  Below are some strategies.

-You can use the tractor beam to stop the ship from moving, which makes it a
little easier to keep track of what's going on in the later levels.
-Watch out for the green arrow looking objects.  Those are Flying V traps,
which kill you on impact.
-You can use your laser as fast as you can tap right, just don't kill any
good aliens!
-You can also pick up the good aliens if they're falling or being carried
off by moving into them.  No tractor beam necessary.
-You lose points when you kill a good alien or they get carried off.  Make
sure you don't lose the 45,000 by letting good aliens get carried off.
-Try to save your super bombs for when the screen gets really clustered and
you have trouble safely moving around.  You only have two for every life.
-The missles the mothership shoots at you can be shot and blown up before
they hit you.

Hopefully those tips help, but this game is simply takes practice and
good reaction times to beat.  Good luck!

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                             VII. AWESOMENESS                           [AWES]

______________________________________________________________________________

This game features the return of the awesomeness page: which will keep track
of all the hidden stuff and accomplishments you've gotten.  When something has
been successfully accomplished and you've achieved max awesomeness for it, it
will turn green on the awesomeness screen.  To get the max rating, you have to
accomplish the following:

-Obtain all five outfits
-Obtain all twelve collectables (shot glass, posters, manual pages)
-Abuse Strong Bad five times
-Have seven musical moments
-See all ten expressions of affection
-Obtain a high score of 45,000 on Limozeen

This section details everything on the above list except for the Limozeen
game, which is detailed in the previous section: minigames.

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                        OUTFITS                       [OUTF]

____________________________________________________________

In the third episode, four outfits are waiting for you to find them, with
a fifth costume available only once you've obtained 100%.  Below are the
outfits and where to find them.

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           SLOSHY SHIRT

___________________________________

This shirt can be found as soon as you start the game.  Head down to the
basement and use your Mic in front of the Washer.  Whoa, where'd that box
come from?  Oh well, underneath it is your prize: the Sloshy Shirt!  It
must have been Strong Sad's.  We'll keep it for him though.

___________________________________

       LEOPARD PRINT PANTS

___________________________________

Also available immediately, check the Couch in the downstairs TV room and
you'll find this horrid reminder of the 80s.  Good thing you have some oil
in your Photo Booth Wardrobe!

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            HEAD BAND

___________________________________

This one is available as soon as you unlock Bubs' Concession Stand.  Head
left until you reach the Brick Wall.  Then use your magic Mic to make
another transdimensional box appear with this underneath it!  It must be
a time machine Mic, that's how it keeps pulling 80s stuff out of thin air!

___________________________________

             HB BOOTS

___________________________________

These Hollywood Boulevard Boots can be found after you unlock Bubs'
Concession Stand as well.  Head further left from the Brick Wall to come
upon a white Picket Fence.  Use your Black Metal Detector in front of it
to find these buried!  Amazingly, they've managed to stay clean somehow.

___________________________________

         LIMOZEEN SHIRT

___________________________________

To unlock proof of your undying fandom for Limozeen, you have to get
100% in everything else, then these will magically appear out of nowhere.
Now our 80s wardrobe is complete!

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                       BAND POSTERS                   [PSTR]

____________________________________________________________

Of the twelve collectibles you can find in Baddest of the Bands, four of
them are band posters, one for every group playing in the battle.  Below
are their locations.

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            TWO-O-DUO

___________________________________

This one is available as soon as Bubs is unlocked.  Simply use your
Black Metal Detector just to the right of Bubs' Concession Stand.  How
does it keep finding paper?  I guess we'll never know.  Such is the
mystery of illogical video game physics.

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            COOL TAPES

___________________________________

This one is available as soon as you can access the Locker Room.
To get this animal-aware, eco-friendly poster, check the leftmost
locker and it will jump out at you.  Down poster down!

___________________________________

             POM POM

___________________________________

After you start your search for bands and unlock Club Technochocolate,
you can pick this poster every teen on the block has.  Use your Mic
near the bar and you'll short out the cloaking device on this
cardboard box.  Look underneath for this poster.

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               DOI

___________________________________

This one is available as soon as the battle of the bands starts.
At the DOI stage, use your Black Metal Detector near the banner.
How in the world did they manage to make up this cool poster and
bury it in the five seconds since we announced our band name?

____________________________________________________________

                     STRONG BAD ABUSE                 [SBAB]

____________________________________________________________

In the last episode, we got to ridicule Strong Sad, calling him
names.  In this episode, Strong Bad gets to take all the abuse,
this time physically!  Check below for where you can punish
Strong Bad.

___________________________________

            MICROWAVE

___________________________________

This one's ready to abuse Strong Bad as soon as you start up
the game.  Head right from Strong Bad's room and into the Kitchen
and see if there's anything to eat in the microwave to watch
Strong Bad get electrocuted.

___________________________________

           LAPPY PLUG

___________________________________

Also available from the start.  Head upstairs into Strong Bad's
computer room.  It looks like the Lappy's fully charged!  Let's
save some energy, shall we?  Try unplugging it.  Guess it was
more charged than we thought!

___________________________________

            FAKE SWORD

___________________________________

This one is available after talking to Bubs about starting a
battle of the bands.  Head to Strong House and take the Fake
Sword out of the bathtub, then head to Marzipan's house.  Use
the Fake Sword on Marzipan to get smacked with her guitar.

___________________________________

              BLEACH

___________________________________

This one's not available until near the end of the game,
when you're trying to sabotage the other bands.  Head to
the Two-O-Duo stage and over to the pond.  Try to use the
Bleach on the pond.  Strong Bad will remember a time when
he got smacked into the pond by Marzipan and her
guitar/smiting stick.

___________________________________

            STRONG SAD

___________________________________

The final one is also available when you're sabotaging bands.
Head to Pomstar and talk to Strong Sad.  He'll stun you with
his Taser!  Guess he's still a little sore about all that
name calling.

____________________________________________________________

                      MUSICAL MOMENTS                 [MUSC]

____________________________________________________________

Although you may not suspect it in a game based around music,
there are seven moments where by doing certain things, you'll
trigger songs (surprise surprise).  For those who want that
sweet Limozeen shirt and the 100% rating, you'll have to find
them all!  Luckily, they're all listed below.

___________________________________

            THE CHEAT

___________________________________

The first musical moment is available after signing security
and getting celebrity judges.  Bubs will then give you entry
forms to offer to bands.  Head to Marzipan's house and use
one on The Cheat.  You'll be treated to a frightening song
sung by Cool Tapes and Marshie.  *shudder*

___________________________________

         THE CHEAT (AGAIN)

___________________________________

For the second one, simply use the entry form on The Cheat
once more to have Marzipan sing you a song about bothering
her drummer.

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           STRONG MAD

___________________________________

While you're still at Marzipan's house, use the entry form
on Strong Mad to hear Marzipan sing you another song about
bothering her bassist.

___________________________________

            COACH Z

___________________________________

The next one is available after convincing Coach Z to go
to Marzipan's house.  While he's there, talk to him about
the Boom Box to see a failed past attempt at swooning
Marzipan with music.

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           STRONG SAD

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This one is not available until you unlock Extended Play.
When you've loaded it up, head to Strong Badia and talk to
Strong Sad, who has decided to start the band Security.  He
sings for you his first song, which Strong Bad mercifully
cuts off.

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        SLIDE TO THE RIGHT

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This one is also only in Extended Play.  Head to Club
Technochocolate and use the Slide To The Right record on
the turntable there to hear a short version of it before
Pom Pom cuts you off.

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     DOIN' THE WIGGLIE (TWICE)

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Also in Extended Play is this musical moment.  Head to
Club Technochocolate and use the Doin' The Wigglie record
on the turntable (which should unlock the last page of the
Limozeen manual).  Afterwards, use the record on the
turntable again to hear the B-Side, which is Strong Mad's
song: "My Face".

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                   MOMENTS OF AFFECTION               [LOVE]

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Along with the abuse Strong Bad takes in this game, there
are also moments of affection!  Contrary to what you're
thinking, this isn't moments of hugs and compliments, but
rather any time a character says the word "love".  That
means if Strong Bad says he loves attacking his friends,
that would count.  The list of moments is below.

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            STRONG SAD

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The first moment can be gotten from your little brother at
the very start of the game.  Head up into his room and ask
him about Bats twice.  He'll mention they love his dark,
dank room.  I guess these moments of affection also apply
to animals and shelter!

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              BUBS

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Bubs shows his affection at the start of the game also!
Simply head to his Concession Stand and talk to him about
your Fun Machine to hear about how he loves little side
projects.  How is he knitting with his feet?  I guess we'll
never know.

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            COACH Z

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This one is available as soon as you start looking for
bands.  Talk to Coach Z about Marzipan twice in a row.
Strong Bad will suggest that Coach Z tells Marzipan about
his feelings.  He loves to watch train wrecks after all!

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        PHOTO TO STRONG BAD

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This one is also available after looking for bands.  Head
to Marzipan's house and grab a photo off of the table with
her answering machine.  Use it on Marzipan and she'll ask
who to make the autograph out to.  Tell her to make it out
to you.  You got burned Strong Bad!

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         PHOTO TO COACH Z

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This one is required to beat the game, but can be gotten
after you start looking for bands.  Head to Marzipan's
house and grab a photo off of the table.  Give it to
Marzipan and she'll ask who to make the autograph out to.
Tell her Coach Z.  He'll love it!  ...Though Marzipan may
regret it later.

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          COACH Z POETRY

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After giving Coach Z the picture of Marzipan, head back
to her house to find him standing out front.  He'll ask
for some help.  Talk to him about poetry to hear him
freestyle about his love for Marzipan!  (Un)Fortunately,
she doesn't hear it.

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            TWO-O-DUO

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This one is available as soon as you start the battle of
the bands.  Head to the Two-O-Duo stage and talk to
"Limozeen" about Two-O-Duo.  They'll mention that it's
not the music they love but their dance routine, which can
overpower any obnoxious, horrid freestyling!  Good thing
or else they'd be sabotaged already!

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            ONE-O-UNO

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This one is available after sabotaging Two-O-Duo.  Head
to Pomstar to find Coach Z swooning over Homestar.  Talk
to him and he'll mention how Bubs loves him like a brother.
Hates him like a brother too apparently.  I think it's
more towards the hate at this point Coach Z.

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              WHALE

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This one is available any time after you start the battle
of the bands.  Head to Pomstar's stage and talk to the
whale near "Limozeen" twice.  Hey, we're not talking be
mad at the whale!

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         TEEN GIRL SQUAD

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The last one is quite possibly the hardest thing in the
game to find unless you know exactly what you're looking for
and even then it's still tough to trigger.  First off, you
have to have already taken the photo of Limozeen bleaching
the pond and beating the whale.  Next, you have to give
both of these pictures to Marzipan.  After that, head to
the DOI stage and grab the Limozeen coloring book.  Now
make sure that your hints are set to HIGH (under settings
in the main menu).  Head to the Two-O-Duo stage and start
walking around.  After a while, Strong Bad should mention
something about the Teen Girl Squad loving this place.
If not, try clicking on an object or using one on something
that doesn't belong.  That may help trigger it.


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                   LIMOZEEN MANUAL PAGES              [LIMP]

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The third Fun Machine game in the series is Limozeen: Hot
Babelian Odyssey, of which there are another four hidden
manual pages.  The four pages also count towards your
collectibles rating as well.  Below are their locations.


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              COVER

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This one is available as soon as you star the game.  Head
upstairs into Strong Bad's computer room and use the
ordinary light switch.  You'll somehow find the Cover.
(Maybe it was wedge underneath?)


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          DEDICATION PAGE

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The Dedication Page is available after you start the battle
of the bands.  Head to the Two-O-Duo stage and use your Black
Metal Detector in front of the stage.  Your magic metal detector
once again finds a paper object hidden underneath the soil.
But hey, I guess if you can make boxes appear out of thin
air you can find paper with a metal detector right?

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           LYRICS SHEET

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To find the binary lyrics sheet to the Limozeen game, you have to
be battling it out with the other bands.  Head to the Cool Tapes
stage and use your magic Mic near Strong Sad to make this one
appear.  Underneath it, you find the Lyrics Sheet!  How did
they manage to make off with your manual page and hide it in
an ethereal box anyway?

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             BACK COVER

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The Back Cover can be found in Extended Play at Club
Technochocolate.  Use your stolen Doin' The Wigglie record on
the turntable and you'll find this page!  I guess it was in
the record box?

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                           VIII. PS3 TROPHIES                           [PS3T]

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About a year after this guide was published, Telltale annouced that the entire
season of Strong Bad's CG4AP would be released on PS3 for $14.99.  Along with
higher resolutions, the games were given individual trophy lists.  Below are
the trophies for Episode 3 and how to obtain them.  (If you follow my
walkthrough from start to finish, you'll unlock all of these along the way
irregardless).

-(Bronze) The High Cost of Repairs: Start a band.
     You'll get this after talking to Bubs about reparing your game machine.
     This cannot be missed.
-(Bronze) We’re Going to Put On a Show!: Get judges and security.
     This one will unlock after you've signed Strong Sad as security and
     told Bubs about winning the album cover contest.  This cannot be missed.
-(Bronze) Strong Bad’s Got Talent: Get some bands together.
     Once you get all three bands to agree to play the show and turn in their
     signed entry forms to Bubs, this trophy will unlock.  This cannot be
     missed.
-(Bronze) It’s A Sabotage!: Successfully sabotage all the other bands.
     This one unlocks after you make Coach Z punch Bubs, Homestar reveal how
     he's remembering his lyrics and Marzipan write an anti-Limozeen song.
-(Gold) D.O.I. Rocks the House!: Perform the best rock show with D.O.I.
     Once you successfully win the Battle of the Bands, this will unlock.
-(Bronze) The Hidden Tracks: Find all 12 collectibles.
     You get this by finding all 4 mini glasses, all 4 posters and all 4
     manual pages.  For their locations, consult the walkthrough and
     awesomeness sections.
-(Bronze) Truly, Truly Outrageous: Collect all costume items.
     See the section [OUTF] for their locations.
-(Bronze) There is No Safe Word: Find all possible ways to abuse Strong Bad.
     See the section [SBAB] for their locations.
-(Bronze) Homestar Runner: The Musical: All musical moments.
     See the section [MUSC] for their locations.
-(Bronze) Expressions of Affection: See all affection moments.
     See the section [LOVE] for their locations.
-(Bronze) I Pilot the Limozeen Bus: 45,000 points
     See the section [LIMO] for advice on this minigame.
-(Bronze) Limozeen on My Shelf!: Collect all Limozeen Mini-Glasses.
     See the walkthrough for their locations.
-(Bronze) ROCK ON!: Collect each band poster.
     See the section [PSTR] for their locations.
-(Bronze) Manual of Style: All 4 manual pages.
     See the section [LIMP] for their locations.
-(Silver) Impossibly Rocked Out: Highest possible Awesomeness level.
     The platinum of this game, which requires you to get 100%.  For this,
     you'll have to get all five outfits, all four shot glasses, all four
     posters, all four manual pages and a high score of 45,000, abuse
     Strong Bad five times, have seven musical moments and ten expressions
     of affection.

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                              VIII. CHECKLIST                           [CHLS]

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STORYLINE:

[ ] Take the Aerosol Cheese from the Fridge.
[ ] Take the Lighter from Computer Room.
[ ] Pick up Album Cover from Strong Mad's room.
[ ] Place Bubs on the map and head there.
[ ] Grab Limozeen Ad.
[ ] Talk to Bubs about broken Fun Machine.
[ ] Grab the Stencil from next to Bubs.
[ ] Grab the Star from the Stick.
[ ] Use the Stencil on Strong Badia fence.
[ ] Use the Aerosol Cheese on Stencil to spray paint Security.
[ ] Talk to Strong Sad about Security and use the evil option.
[ ] Go to Strong House and grab the Camera from Strong Sad's room.
[ ] Take the Bats from Strong Sad's room.
[ ] Take the Fake Sword from the bathtub.
[ ] Talk to Strong Mad about Strong Mad to unlock Marzipan's.
[ ] Head to Marzipan's and grab the Zen Rock.
[ ] Use the Fake Sword on The Cheat to have him pose for your Album Cover.
[ ] Head back to Strong House and take Poodonkis from Strong Mad's closet.
[ ] Head to the Cool Car and use the Star on it.
[ ] Use Poodonkis on the Cool Car.
[ ] Use the Lighter on the oil slick.
[ ] Use the Camera on the car to take the ultimate album cover picture.
[ ] Head to Strong House and use the Photo on the mailbox to send it in.
[ ] Head to Bubs and talk to him about Limozeen.
[ ] Place the Locker Room and head there, grabbing the Wire Hanger.
[ ] Head to Marzipan's and grab the Photo from next to the answering machine.
[ ] Use the Photo on Marzipan and make it out to Coach Z.
[ ] Head to the Locker Room and use the Autographed Photo on Coach Z.
[ ] Grab the Toilet Paper.
[ ] Grab the Bleach from the second locker.
[ ] Head to Marzipan's and use the Zen Rock on the gravel out front.
[ ] Talk to Coach Z about the rocks.
[ ] Head to Strong House and use the Bats on the Washer.
[ ] Use the Bleach on the washer.
[ ] Use the Washer and get the Bleached Bats.
[ ] Head to Marzipan's and use the Bleached Bats on the cage.
[ ] Use the Entry Form on Marzipan.
[ ] Head to the Stick and use the Toilet Paper on it.
[ ] Try to take the Diamond Plated record.
[ ] Grab the Alarm before Bubs comes to investigate.
[ ] Head to the Locker Room and enter Coach Z's office.
[ ] Head to Club TC and use the Aerosol Cheese on the Slow Cooker.
[ ] Take Food Related Love Record.
[ ] Use the Record on the turntable.
[ ] Use the Buffalo Wings before the first pause.
[ ] Use the Wine before the second pause.
[ ] Use the Escargot before the third pause.
[ ] Use the Fondue before the last pause.
[ ] Use the Entry Form on Pom Pom.
[ ] Head to Bubs' Concession Stand and talk about Cool Tapes.
[ ] Talk to Bubs about Pomstar.
[ ] Talk to Bubs about Two-O-Duo.
[ ] Name your band and grab the Limozeen Coloring Book.
[ ] Head to Strong House and grab the Records from the Living Room.
[ ] Use the Limozeen Coloring Book on the desk in Strong Bad's room.
[ ] Head to Two-o-Duo Stage and rearrange the records until they reach the
    following order (front-to-back): Left-Shift-Alt, 3 O'Clock Twist, Hugo
    Left Me, Rollin' With The Punches.
[ ] Use the Bleach on Limozeen.
[ ] Use the Camera on Limozeen to get the first incriminating photo.
[ ] Head to Cool Tapes stage and grab the Billy Club.
[ ] Head to Pomstar and use the Wire Hanger on the Whale.
[ ] Examine the Wire Hanger three times.
[ ] Examine the Whale to throw off Homestar.
[ ] Use the Billy Club on Limozeen.
[ ] Use the Camera on Limozeen to get the second incriminating photo.
[ ] Use the first photo on Marzipan.
[ ] Use the second photo on Marzipan.
[ ] Use the Limozeen Coloring Book on Marzipan to thwart Cool Tapes.
[ ] Grab the German Hat from the hat rack.
[ ] Use the German Hat on Homsar.
[ ] Talk to Homsar and move him around until he hits the transformer box.
[ ] Talk to the King of Town to knock free the Lobster.
[ ] Grab the Lobster.
[ ] Use the Lobster on the Speaker Wire.
[ ] Take the Butter Pan.
[ ] Head up the ladder and examine the lever.
[ ] Use the Butter Pan on the Fog Machine.
[ ] Load the autosave and save onto a game file for extended mode!


OUTFITS:

[ ] SLOSHY SHIRT - Use Mic in Laundry Room
[ ] LEOPARD PRINT PANTS - Examine Couch in TV Room
[ ] LEOPARD PRINT HEADBAND - Use Mic near Brick Wall
[ ] HB BOOTS - Use Black Metal Detector near Picket Fence
[ ] LIMOZEEN SHIRT - Unlocked automatically at 100%


LIMOZEEN MANUAL PAGES:

[ ] COVER - Use Ordinary Light Switch in Computer Room
[ ] DEDICATION PAGE - Use Black Metal Detector in front of Two-O-Duo Stage
[ ] LYRICS SHEET - Use Mic in front of Cool Tapes Stage
[ ] BACK COVER - Use Doin' The Wigglie on Turntable at Club TC (Extened Play)


LIMOZEEN GLASSES:

[ ] LARRY: Examine Luxa-Lounger
[ ] PERRY: Use Mic near Strong Bad's Mailbox
[ ] GARY: Use Black Metal Detector next to Marzipan's Zen Garden
[ ] MARY: Examine Dead Fish at Tuo-O-Duo Stage (After Bleach)


RARE BAND POSTERS:

[ ] TWO-O-DUO: Use Black Metal Detector on the right side of Bubs'
[ ] COOL TAPES: Check the first locker on the left in the Locker Room
[ ] POM POM: Use Mic at Club TC
[ ] DOI: Use Black Metal Detector in front of DOI Stage


STRONG BAD ABUSE:

[ ] Examine the Microwave in the Kitchen
[ ] Examine the Lappy Plug in Strong Bad's computer room
[ ] Use the Fake Sword on Marzipan
[ ] Use the Bleach on the pond at Tuo-o-Duo Stage
[ ] Talk to Strong Sad at the Pomstar stage


MUSICAL MOMENTS:

[ ] Offer The Cheat an entry form
[ ] Offer The Cheat an entry form twice
[ ] Offer Strong Mad an entry form
[ ] Talk to Coach Z about the Boom Box at Marzipan's House
[ ] Talk to Strong Sad at Strong Badia (Extended Play)
[ ] Use Doin' The Wigglie on Turntable at Club TC Twice (Extended Play)
[ ] Use Slide To The Right Y'all Bridesmaids on Turntable (Extended Play)


EXPRESSION OF AFFECTION:

[ ] Talk to Strong Sad about bats twice
[ ] Talk to Bubs about Fun Machine
[ ] Talk to Coach Z about Marzipan twice (before he leaves Locker Room)
[ ] Use Cool Tapes Photo on Marzipan and make out to Strong Bad
[ ] Use Cool Tapes Photo on Marzipan and make out to Coach Z
[ ] Talk to Coach Z about Poetry at Marzipan's House
[ ] Talk to Limozeen about Tuo-O-Duo at the Tuo-O-Duo Stage
[ ] Talk to Coach Z at Pomstar (after breaking up Tuo-O-Duo, before Pomstar)
[ ] Talk to the Whale at Pomstar Twice
[ ] Give both photos to Marzipan and take book, then turn hints up to high
    and walk around Tuo-O-Duo Stage (before TGS).

PS3 TROPHIES:

[ ] Start the battle of the bands
[ ] Get Limozeen to judge and Strong Sad to do security
[ ] Get three bands to sign to the battle
[ ] Sabotage the other bands
[ ] Win the battle of the bands
[ ] Find all 12 collectables
[ ] Find all 5 outfits
[ ] Find all 5 ways to abuse Strong Bad
[ ] Find 7 musical moments
[ ] Find 10 moments of affection
[ ] Score 45000+ on Limozeen
[ ] Find all 4 shot glasses
[ ] Find all 4 posters
[ ] Find all 4 manual pages
[ ] 100% Awesomeness

MISC:

[ ] Score 45000+ on Limozeen


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                                 IX. FAQS                               [FAQS]

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        ABOUT GAME
________________________________

Q: What is this game?
A: This game is the third part of a five episode game series based on the
   Homestar Runner web cartoons.

Q: Where can I get this game?
A: If you'd like the PC version, you can head to www.telltalegames.com and
   purchase it there (or if you'd like the entire season at a discounted
   price).  If you'd like the Wii version, head to the Wii Shop channel, then
   click on WiiWare and By Publisher.  Click TellTale Games.

Q: What's this talk of a special edition DVD?
A: If you order the entire season for the PC, you have the option of getting
   a special edition DVD (which if I'm not mistaken only costs you the
   shipping for).

Q: What's on it?
A: The special editon DVD contains all five games as well as trailers for
   the series and Wallace and Grommit, Behind the Bad making of,
   Dangeresque in 3D, the Make a Scene at Pax 2008, Dangeresque puppets,
   Wallpapers for your computer, mp3s from the soundtrack and more.

Q: What's the difference between the Wii, PC and PS3 versions?
A: Simply put: not much.  The Wii version has an option that allows you to
   write your own e-mails on Strong Bad's computer and attach the pictures
   you've taken to them, then send them off to your Wii friends through
   the Wii's e-mail.  The PC version lacks this, but has the ability to
   improve the graphics through the settings.  The PS3 seems to be based
   off of the PC version, but also has unlockable trophies.

Q: I like this game!  Where can I get more Strong Bad?
A: Well for starters, you can go get the other four games in the series.
   If you're done with those, homestarrunner.com has plenty of stuff to
   keep you entertained.

Q: This game is episode 3?  What are the others like?
A: They're very similar gameplay wise, but each one follows a different
   theme.

Q: Do I need to play the first two episodes to understand what's going on
   in this game?
A: No you don't.  This game is seperate storywise from episode 1 and 2.
   Although there might be a few things that don't make sense every now
   and then.

Q: What are the five games about?
A: Episode 1 follows Strong Bad's plan to beat up Homestar and the madness
   that ensues.  Episode 2 follows Strong Bad as he (along with everyone else)
   starts his own independent nation and tries to unite everyone underneath
   the Strong Badian flag.  Episode 3 (which you've just beaten) features
   Strong Bad hosting a battle of the bands and playing in it.  Episode 4 is
   based around Strong Bad's homemade movie: Dangeresque 3, which is similar
   to an action movie.  The final episode shows Strong Bad accidentally merging
   the 8 bit and real worlds together and having to take down Trogdor.

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           GAMEPLAY
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Q: I'm lost where do I go?
A: Try opening the map and seeing if any new locations are avaliable to
   travel to.  Have you talked to everyone?  Is there anything you need
   to make a band sign with you?  Check the walkthrough for detailed info
   on what to do on the part you're stuck on.

Q: What happened to Teen Girl Squad?
A: They decided to integrate it into the storyline for this episode.
   Unfortunately, it's not playable in this episode.

Q: Limozeen is impossible!  45,000 points is unachieveable!
A: It is pretty hard and unlike the first two games, there is no set
   strategy to make things easier.  However, if you feel things are
   coming too fast for your liking, you can always use the tractor
   beam to momentarily stop your ship and take in your surroundings.
   Also, don't forget you have two super bombs for every life, which
   you can use to destroy all enemies on the stage when you're in a
   bind.  For more info, check the section.

Q: I can't find anyone to be security!
A: Is there anyone big and gullible you know?  Maybe Strong Sad?  He
   wants to be a journalist who reviews rock bands.  Is there any way
   to use that stencil you found near Bubs to trick Strong Sad into
   thinking Security is a band name?  Try spraying your cheese on the
   fence at Strong Badia with the Stencil.  Make sure to use the evil
   option on him when you talk about the band!

Q: How in the world can I get celebrity judges?
A: There's a rumor that Limozeen is willing to hang out with someone
   who will submit an awesome new album cover to them.  Didn't you
   design one at age 8?  But it's a little scraggily.  Is there any
   way to recreate it in real life and take a picture?  Then maybe
   Limozeen will come and judge the battle if you submit it to them.

Q: Why won't Bubs reunite Two-O-Duo?  What am I doing wrong?
A: If you talk to Bubs about it, he'll give you a record they did.
   Notice the three tracks that stand out on the cover.  Is there any
   way to recreate these and pin them on Coach Z?  Maybe if you do
   that he'll consider it.

Q: Cool Tapes won't join!  How do I get them to sign?
A: Pom Pom's nation is all about holding cool drinks.  No matter what
   you order is never cool enough for Pom Pom though.  Try spicing up
   the glowing drink with something else that glows...perhaps a glow
   stick?

Q: Pom Pom won't sign until he finds a singer.  Where can I find one?
A: There's someone in the club who's a little shy about auditioning.
   Maybe we can help him out?  Try putting on one of Pom Pom's records.
   He'll get enough courage to start singing, but he constantly flubbs
   and can't think of any lyrics to sing.  Let's help him!  Just try to
   use any object that rhymes with what he just said (makes me want to
   sing would be buffalo wings, etc.).  Just remember, Homestar is dumb
   and doesn't know that Escargot rhymes with slow, so try using the
   wine.  For the final one, maybe Pom Pom is hungry.  Try using your
   cheese on his Slow Cooker.  Hey, fondue!  That rhymes with his last
   lyric!  Pom Pom has found his singer and will now join.

Q: How are the Two-O-Duo doing so well?  I can't sabotage them!
A: For them, you'll need Strong Sad's records from Strong House.  Notice
   next to Bubs is a box of records.  Every time you do this, Bubs starts
   a dance break.  Watch carefully and you'll see that Coach Z is simply
   dancing to what the lyric is saying.  Is there any way to use this to
   your advantage?  Try rearranging the records so that Coach Z ends up
   punching Bubs.  That ought to split them up.

Q: What?  Homestar is remembering his lyrics!  How do we sabotage this?
A: You'll see that he's wearing headphones.  That seems a bit fishy.
   Talking to Strong Sad seems to confirm that someone is radoing in
   lyrics to Homestar.  Is there any way to hijack it so that you can
   make him say stupid things?  Maybe that whale over there!  Try using
   the wire hanger on it.  You've made a makeshift transmitter!  Move the
   hanger until you find Homestar's signal.  That'll be more than enough
   to end Pomstar.

Q: Cool Tapes is actually doing well!  How do we sabotage this one?
A: Limozeen notes that they're good rockers, but Marzipan's talking is
   bringing them down.  Maybe we can encourage her?  Head to Two-O-Duo
   stage and use the Bleach on Limozeen.  They'll "accidentally" dump
   it into the lake, killing the fish.  Marzipan's sure to have something
   to say about this!  Take a picture.  Next, use the Billy Club on
   Limozeen at the Pomstar stage.  Whoa, it looks like they're beating the
   whale!  Oh boy, Marzipan's sure to get fired up now.  Take another pic.
   The final straw is the Limozeen Coloring Book.  Grab it from DOI and
   head to Strong House, using it on your desk.  Now head to Pomstar and
   give all three items to Marzipan and she'll write an anti-Limozeen song.
   That's sure to displease the judges!

Q: I hate to admit it but...DOI sucks.  There's no way to win this!
A: Maybe if you do some stereotypical rock stuff?  Try giving Homsar the
   German Hat.  Talk to him about it and you'll take control.  Maybe we can
   bash that Transformer?  Homsar will light up and put on a pyrotechnical
   show that's sure to please the judges.  Next up is the King of Town.
   Talk to him to release his Lobster.  Pick it up.  Is there anything we
   can use it on?  Try making it snip the Speaker Wire.  Rockin!  The KOT
   is smashing everything with his guitar!  Now head up the ladder and flip
   the lever.  What?  The fog's in the way!  Try picking up the Butter and
   using it in the Fog Machine to stop it.  Whoa, that'll be sure to make
   DOI the winners in Limozeen's eyes!

Q: What's extended play?
A: Extended Play is simply the ability to play the game after the ending.
   There's nothing new storywise, but you can go around and get the stuff
   you've missed, wear costumes outside of the photo booth, etc.  It's
   unlocked after you beat the game.  Simply load the autosave and you'll be
   in Extended Play.

Q: How do I fix the Trogdor game?
A: You can't unfortunately it remains broken till later in the series.

Q: Hey!  My game keeps freezing!  Help!
A: This is a common glitch in the Wii version.  Go into your settings and
   change the resolution to 4:3 and turn off progressive scan mode.

Q: Where's the Poopsmith?
A: His only appearance in this game is in Pom Pom's place.  He's one of the
   canidates Pom Pom is considering, based on the pictures on the table.


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             MISC
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Q: You forgot about something/something is wrong with the guide.  How can
   I get in touch with you?
A: Check the intro on how to contact me as well as rules.

Q: Can I e-mail you this uber cheat?
A: No.  There are no cheats for this game, aside from the little yellow guy.

Q: Your guide is awesome!  Can I host it?
A: No, you may not.  This guide is only to be hosted on www.gamefaqs.com and
   its affiliate www.gamespot.com.  It's amazing that I still get e-mailed
   this question even though it says no clearly in two spots.

Q: When will you upload the next video in the series?
A: Homestar Ruiner, Strong Badia the Free and Baddest of the Bands are
   on YouTube in full at the moment.  As for the other two, please have
   patience.  It may take a while.  But if you're impatient, you can always
   check the status on my blog at http://jernsteph4eva.blogspot.com/.

Q: Is it safe to assume that you'll be covering the next 2 episodes of the
   series?
A: I'm planning on it but they may not be available for quite some time (if
   at all).

Q: You suck.
A: I know I don't even need to vacuum anymore but thanks for the observation.

Q: Do you have any other contributed works?
A: For a complete list of my published walkthroughs and reviews, visit
   http://www.gamefaqs.com/users/Jerrynsteph4eva/contributions .

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                            X. VIDEO WALKTHROUGH                        [VIDS]

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As stated before, this guide is being written in conjunction with a video
walkthrough, being hosted on YouTube.  This section is simply to provide you
with links and summaries to each of the parts.  Also included, if you're
interested, is a link to the first part of the previous episodes.

PART ONE
-URL:      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V64fAiNa3zI
-COVERS:   Opening of the game, getting things for the awesomeness.
-FEATURES:
           -Obtaining the Sloshy Shirt
           -Obtaining the Leopard Print Pants
           -Obtaining the Larry Shot Glass
           -Examining the Lappy Plug
           -Obtaining the Limozeen Cover
           -Talking to Strong Sad about his bats twice
           -Obtaining the Perry Shot Glass
           -Obtaining the Two-O-Duo Rare Poster

PART TWO
-URL:      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CucABIxFQE
-COVERS:   More awesomeness and getting Strong Sad to be our security.
-FEATURES:
           -Talking to Bubs about Fun Machine
           -Obtaining Head Band
           -Obtaining HB Boots

PART THREE
-URL:      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=918O-Re8IoU
-COVERS:   Getting things for the perfect cover through Limozeen accepting.
-FEATURES:
           -Obtaining Gary Shot Glass
           -Using the Fake Sword on Marzipan

PART FOUR
-URL:      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ActLPNqWx0
-COVERS:   Getting stuff to reunite Two-O-Duo and to get Cool Tapes to sign.
-FEATURES:
           -Talking to Coach Z about Marzipan twice
           -Obtaining the Cool Tapes Rare Poster
           -Offering The Cheat an entry form
           -Offering The Cheat an entry form twice
           -Offering Strong Mad an entry form
           -Using Cool Tapes Photo on Marzipan signing to Strong Bad
           -Using Cool Tapes Photo on Marzipan signing to Coach Z
           -Talking to Coach Z about the Boom Box at Marzipan's House
           -Talking to Coach Z about Poetry at Marzipan's House

PART FIVE
-URL:      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjudGsd0kY0
-COVERS:   Getting all three bands to sign the entry forms.
-FEATURES:
           -Obtaining the Pom Pom Rare Poster

PART SIX
-URL:      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqftIlFxfds
-COVERS:   Start of battle of the bands and preparing for sabotage.
-FEATURES:
           -Obtaining the DOI Rare Poster
           -Obtaining the Limozeen Dedication Page
           -Using the Bleach on the pond at the Two-O-Duo Stage
           -Talking to Limozeen about Two-O-Duo at their stage

PART SEVEN
-URL:      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzPFVysWbC0
-COVERS:   Sabotaging Two-O-Duo and Pomstar and preparing for Cool Tapes.
-FEATURES:
           -Obtaining the Mary Shot Glass
           -Talking to Strong Sad at the Pomstar Stage
           -Talking to Coach Z at Pomstar
           -Talking to the Whale at Pomstar twice
           -Obtaining the Limozeen Lyrics Sheet

PART EIGHT
-URL:      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR2dBBvKiZs
-COVERS:   Obtaining awesomeness and final piece to take down Cool Tapes.
-FEATURES:
           -Walking around Two-O-Duo Stage until it gives hint.

PART NINE
-URL:      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1enITkMlsQ
-COVERS:   Taking down Cool Tapes, the ending and more awesomeness.
-FEATURES:
           -Talking to Strong Sad at Strong Badia
           -Obtaining the Limozeen Back Cover
           -Using Doin' the Wigglie on turntable twice.
           -Using Slide to the Right Y'All Bridesmaids on turntable.

PART TEN
-URL:      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2mqE7d_LI0
-COVERS:   Limozeen game and 100%
-FEATURES:
           -Scoring 45,000+ on Limozeen
           -Obtaining the Limozeen Shirt


STRONG BAD CG4AP EPISODE 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVxwFlM-cPs
STRONG BAD CG4AP EPISODE 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHLMPHIwyxk
STRONG BAD CG4AP EPISODE 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK9AQw8JvAo
STRONG BAD CG4AP EPISODE 5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fC30XBSAUk

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                               XI. THANKS TO...                         [THNX]

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-My fianceé for everything she does every day and for putting up with me
playing this game for hours.
-TellTale Games for this hilarious game series.
-Matt and Mike Chapman for the Homestar Runner series.
-GameFAQs for hosting the text walkthrough as well as helping me through
 countless games.
-Youtube for hosting the video walkthrough.
-http://www.network-science.de/ascii/ for the ascii logo.
-You for reading this guide


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                                XII. CLOSURE                            [CLOS]

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I'd like to thank you once more for reading and hopefully using my guide to
beat this game!  We're halfway through the series at this point and if you've
been reading all my guides, I truly appreciate your dedication.  Even if
you're not, I still want to say thank you very much.  I hope you're enjoying
the series, I know I sure am.  Until we meet again, I'll see you on the set
of Dangeresque 3.  Looks like we're gonna have to jump!

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