This title has a total of 40 Steam Achievements. Meet the specified conditions, where applicable, to receive the Achievement.
Achievement Description Busted! You big show-off! Correction: You show-off! Awarded for wearing the lubber outdoors. (Secret) Cable Svengali Have you considered a career as a programming executive? Awarded for hypnotizing the Pimp with the television. (Secret) Cheapskate Ladykiller You used the fewest cab rides to get to the endgame! How attractively budget-minded of you! Awarded for getting to Eve’s Penthouse with only seven tax Credit Watcher Extraordinaire Didja see yourself? Didja? Huh? Your name was number 8,612! Awarded for giving the coveralls to the Apple Man before purchasing an apple from him. (Se Defying Physics Don’t try this at home. It requires a dramatic license! Awarded for using the patched love doll to float across the chasm. (Secret) Enabler of the Year Real nice. And the ulterior motive just makes it worse. Awarded for giving a box of wine to the bum and receiving the pocket knife. (Secret) Fiscally Responsible Congratulations! You played the entire game without going broke. You never were one to rely on the kindness of strangers! (Secret) Frontier Pharmacist At least you had the good sense to only make one bottle! Complete the creation of eau d’ Larry. (Secret) Handy to Have Around the House You can fix anything! What woman wouldn’t love a guy like you? (Answer: All of them!) Awarded for patching up the love doll. (Secret) Hey, Is This Yours? Maybe Adam doesn’t need Olga right now, but he could later, when the money’s gone and spending ends, and they don’t come ’round no more. Awarded for s I Can Walk the Walk! Congratulations! You found every possible star on the Larrywood Walk of Shame! Thanks to each of them for Kickstartering us. (Secret) Is That All There is? Congratulations! You’ve now heard every joke this comedian knows. (Secret) Is This Something To Be Proud of? Congratulations! You found every possible way to die in this game. Every last one. What would your Mom say? (Secret) Law and Order: Lost Wages Congratulations, brave adventurer! You have graduated to full-scale breaking and entering! Get the pills from Lefty's window. (Secret) Law and Order: Lost Wages II This is your second major act of criminal trespass! Way to go! Awarded for entering Adam's penthouse. (Secret) Lubber Band Well, well. That wasn’t the least bit embarrassing! Awarded for buying a condom at the Come ‘n’ Go store. (Secret) Making Friends Everywhere You Go You have such a gentle touch with that discarded syringe. Awarded for extracting the civet from the cat. (Secret) Mugger Mayhem You always did consider yourself a lover and not a fighter. Awarded for getting beaten up by the mugger. (Secret) No Boundaries You’ll tell anyone, anything - especially a recorded female. Awarded for taking the phone sex quiz. (Secret) Not With My Whale, You Don’t! Nice going, Ahab! Now we have to say “Some cartoon animals were injured in the making of this game.” Awarded for pouring the hot sauce into the whale’ Nuclear Crotch Unprotected sex? In the ’80s, Larry? Seriously? Awarded for having sex with the hooker without using a lubber. (Secret) Oh. My. God. You did it. You not only got laid, but you’ve found true love. (Maybe.) Awarded for giving the apple to Eve. (Secret) Order of the White Pants Congratulations! You finished the game without once getting peed on by the dog! See? Staying a moving target is not just important in FPS’s. (Secret) Pretty (Gross) Woman You’ve passed a milestone; be sure to tell all your friends. Awarded for having sex with the hooker while wearing a lubber. (Secret) Road Rash “Somebody get the scraper!” Awarded for getting run down by a speeding vehicle. (Secret) Safe Citizen It’s the next best thing to having yourself spayed or neutered! Awarded for wearing a lubber before having sex with the Hooker. (Secret) Secret Agent Man Keep this up and you’ll need a talented-but-undisciplined young sidekick! Awarded for chewing your way through the bungee cords in the Honeymoon Suite Something to Tell the Grandkids She has three orifices. You were bound to find at least one! Awarded for using the zipper on the patched love doll. (Secret) Swirlie Swan Song What did the last guy eat, rubber cement?! Awarded for flushing the toilet in Lefty's bathroom. (Secret) Thank You, Sir. May I Have Another? S’way to go! You’re the living embodiment of the word “tipsy!” Drink ten drinks in a row at Lefty's. (Secret) That’ll Do, Pig You’re ahead of the game when you can tell the slop from the glop! Awarded for earning the hot sauce by finding all hidden objects at the Buffet. (Sec The Old and The Hopeless You’re showing your age, Larry. That company has been gone a long time! Awarded for dialing 1-209-683-6858 on the payphone. (Secret) Tool Grabber You’re taking “dumpster diving” quite literally, Larry! Awarded for retrieving the hammer by falling from the fire escape into the dumpster. (Secret) Unexpected Disco Stud Who knew? She seemed so sweet. Awarded for dancing with Fawn at Studio 69. (Secret) Urine Luck! Did you bring a fresh white leisure suit? Awarded for getting peed on by the dog. (Secret) We Would’ve Brought a Gift But it was all so fast! That was the shortest engagement on record! Awarded for marrying Fawn at the Weddin’ Ready chapel. (Secret) Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On Congratulations! You used the vibrator on every possible person in the game. Shared pain is lessened, shared joy is increased. That’s why we’re here. Yankmaster You’ve always loved to yank the ol’ handle! Awarded for hitting a jackpot on any slot machine. (Secret) Yes! Yes! Yes! You are so proud. Now don’t tell anyone how you did it! Awarded for turning off the bubbles in Eve’s hot tub. (Secret) You Love This Game! Hmm. This looks just different enough to avoid a lawsuit! Awarded for getting a good look up close at the Angry Broads arcade cabinet. (Secret)
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