Review by Gigatek

Reviewed: 07/15/03 | Updated: 07/15/03

Don't go near this game!

In this universe, there are a lot of horrible games. Games with bad graphics, bad sounds, bad control, and bad replay value really hit the spot. But no game is worse than a game I played for the SNES: Pit Fighter.

This game is worse than worse than worse than worse than worse than worse than worse than worse than worse than awful! Don't get this game! Don't touch it, don't go near it, don't hear about it, and most importantly, don't play it!

Pit Fighter is a fighting game. Unfortunately, it's the worst game I've ever played and it still gives me nightmares. It's the perfect opposite of Street Fighter, only worse.

GRAPHICS: 0.001/10

The graphics are extremely lame. I mean, they don't even look like videogame graphics! They look just like clippings of photos of people in real life! Each character has only one or two colors, and there is hardly any animation at all! There is a crowd behind you, but all they do is jump up and down, yelling and screaming in muffled voices. The graphics are terrible. It will hurt your eyes so badly you couldn't even tell the difference between a 300-year old ape and a constipated skateboarder.

GAMEPLAY: 0.0000000000000001/10

This is where everything crumbles. You get to choose from three stupid guys (they're all equally stupid so don't ask). You have no special moves except for punching, kicking, and those kinds of things. You have a health meter, and your opponent is usually stronger than you so you have a greater chance of losing. After beating every opponent, you beat the game! Your reward? The game over screen, which really stinks. The controls are sluggish, and it's not even worth trying to beat the enemy. Sometimes, it's more fun to just watch the foe beat the guts out of you, rather than attempting to knock him out.

SOUND: 0.00000000000001/10

If you've played Street Fighter, think the opposite. You hear the same tunes everytime, and the only things the character and opponent can say is ''Ha!'' all the time (or maybe something else, considering I didn't pay attention to what they were saying). It's better to turn the volume off while you're playing. It'll save you from a lethal brainwash.


This game is stupid, horrible, terrible, despicable, a waste of money, a waste of space, and a waste of resources. Don't even try playing it. Chances are that you won't even bother trying to finish it anyway.

OVERALL: 1/10 (0.00000000000000000000000001)

DON'T PLAY THIS GAME!!! It will damage your health! If you see it at a store, immediately run to the manager and demand that he removes it from the shelves. It will save you (and a few others) from a terrible disease.


Don't buy or rent it. It's a waste of time, a waste of space, and a waste of money doing so. You'll be better off playing Street Fighter than this disgusting pile of garbage. Mark my words.

Rating:   0.5 - Unplayable

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