Famous Quotes

Arthur: How old are you anyway?
Uncle: Let's just say I was born sometime between the fall of '49 and the fall of Rome. My second wife always used to describe me as ageless, though she did leave me for a younger man.
Arthur: Maybe we should cut you open and count the rings of whiskey.

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Bill: So what do they eat in Germany, Strauss?
Strauss: I'm Austrian.
Bill: So what do they eat in Australia?
Strauss: It's a miracle you don't fall over more.

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[when antagonizing Jack:]
Arthur: How's the weather down there, little feller?
Jack: What does that mean?
Arthur: Hope you start growing soon, kid.
Jack: Don't bother me no more.
Arthur: You'll need to stand on a box to reach manhood at this rate.
Jack: I hate you, Uncle Arthur!

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[when antagonizing Pearson:]
Arthur: So what's for dinner? Dysentery again?

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[when antagonizing Susan:]
Arthur: Susan Grimshaw, you sure passed your prime at full gallop.
Susan: Oh, shut up, Arthur!
Arthur: Left it in the dust!
Susan: When are you going to act your age?
Arthur: Used to bring the men running. Now...they're running the other way.

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[when antagonizing Bill:]
Arthur: You're so drunk these days that you're Uncle in training.
Bill: Now don't you start.
Arthur: Except half the charm and twice as lazy.
Bill: What's wrong with you?
Arthur: Unless you're hard at work inside studying to be a halfwit.

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