Sylvando: I have something for you! Something soft and warm and...fragrant. Something I just know you're going to love!
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Avarith: Ooh, what ith it, what ith it? It thoundth amazing! I have to thee it right now! Hand it over, hand it over!
Sylvando: With pleasure. I do hope it brings you joy.
Avarith: Let me thee, let me thee! Urrrgh! What ith that awful thmell!?
[She opens his hand and finds a clump of manure.]
Avarith: You...! YOU! Do you think thith ith thome kind of joke!?
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