Priest: Have you ever wielded violence?
Contributed By: Shotgunnova
Rokurou: No, all I wield are my swords.
Priest: Well, have you hurt anybody with your swords?
Rokurou: Yeah, but I haven't been able to land a killing blow yet. I've still got a long way to go. But the next time, I'll kill him!
Priest: No, no, you have it all wrong! You must repent for how you've used your swords.
Rokurou: Oh, I get it! I need to improve my cutting technique, right?
Priest: That's not what I meant either!
Rokurou: Bah! Then what DO you mean? It's a priest's job to guide the laymen, right? You'll have to start speaking more clearly if you want anyone to trust your advice. Get your act together, man!
Priest: Y-yes... I'll reflect upon the error of my ways... Wait, what?
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