Rock God
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Metal God
Achieved 100% completion on the stats screen
Serpent Savior
Freed all 120 Bound Serpents
One Hit Wonder
Purchased 1 upgrade in the Motor Forge
Serpent Samaritan
Freed 40 Bound Serpents
Serpent Spanker
Freed 80 Bound Serpents
Flowerslave
Summoned all Motor Forges
Now You Must Tell the Tale
Viewed all Legends
Virtuoso
Learned all guitar solos
Voices From Beyond
Unlock all songs in the Mouth of Metal
Loyal Customer
Purchased all upgrades in the Motor Forge
Tourist
Viewed all vistas
Protector
Completed 20 ambush, outpost defense, or mortar secondary missions
Overkill
Completed all hunting secondary missions
Squeal Like a Chicken
Completed all racing secondary missions
Favored
Acquired 3,000 Fire Tributes
Some Demon Flesh on your Bumper
Slayed 150 enemies with the Deuce - any mode
Sellout
Spent 250,000 fans - any mode
I've never touched an axe before.
Personally smoted 300 enemies - any mode
Silence, ground walker!
Gained 5 or more seconds of hang time in a single jump - any mode
Euthanasia
Hit 15 enemies with one Agony Ball using the Pain Lifter's Double Team
Death From Above
Killed 20 enemies with one Bleeding Death
Dollpocalypse
Hit 6 enemies with the explosion from a Brood's Double Team
Ringleader
Trapped 15 enemies in one ring of fire with the Fire Baron's Double Team
Painkiller
Killed 25 enemies with the grinder of one Rock Crusher
Six Degrees of Schafer
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Got a Car and a Date
Completed "Welcome to the Age of Metal"
Start a Revolution
Completed "Exploited in the Bowels of Hell"
Thick as a Baby's Arm
Completed "Lair of the Metal Queen"
Hair Remover
Completed "Battle for Bladehenge"
French Kiss Instructor
Completed "Pilgrimage of Screams"
Chicks n' Booze n' Stuff
Completed "Sanctuary of Sin"
Ran to the Hills
Completed "It's Raining Death"
Fistful of Fog
Completed "Dry Ice, Wet Graves"
No More Tears
Completed "Sea of Black Tears"
Subjügator
Won 10 match-made multiplayer battles.
Victör
Won a ranked multiplayer match
Cönquerer
Won 50 match-made multiplayer battles.
Master of the Flame
Double Teamed with every Ironheade unit
Practice Bloody Practice
Won an AI stage battle - any difficulty
Master of the Tear
Double Teamed with every Drowning Doom unit
Master of the Blood
Double Teamed with every Tainted Coil unit
Armchair General
Won a stage battle by yourself against the AI without attacking
Boar Bather
Rode a Razorfire Boar into the Sea of Black Tears and lived to tell the tale.
Quill Tosser
Killed a Tollusk using only Ground Urchins.
Groupie
Completed Campaign mode on Gentle
Roadie
Completed Campaign mode on Normal
Legend
Completed Campaign mode on Brütal
Coolest Thing Ever
Jumped over a Hextadon in the Deuce
Beast Master
Rode every animal in the world
Iron Fist
Won an AI stage battle - Brütal difficulty
Carnivore
Ran down 20 animals in the Deuce with the Coiling Maw equipped.
If You Want Blood, You Got It
Killed 20 Tainted Coil units with the Disgorger.
Cry Me a River
Killed 20 Drowning Doom units with the Eye of Sorrow.
Whispering Rock
Chiseled four Razputin heads onto Mt. Rockmore.
Beard Beard Action Beard!
Made out with Ophelia while wearing the Mountain Man Threads.
A Face Like a Beast
Killed 15 enemies with a Metal Beast while wearing the Zaulia Threads.
Hammer of Infinite Fate Tourist
Played a multiplayer game on all Hammer of Infinite Fate multiplayer maps.
Hammer of Fate Champion
Won 10 games on Hammer of Infinite Fate maps - ranked or vs. the Brütal AI.
Norwegian Sendoff
Visited the grave of a fallen hero while wearing the Black Metal Threads.

Originally Contributed By: Guard Master and Mookiethebold

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