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We Knew You Could Do It
Collect all trophies
Birth Certificate
Create a Contestant
It's Just More of This
Finish an episode
Vidiot Savant
Get every question right in an episode
Beast Master
Get 10 animal questions correct.
Film In Your Brain
Get 10 movie questions correct.
Phatty
Get 10 food questions correct.
Living in the Past
Get 10 history questions correct.
Unicorn
Achieve the highest gamer rating.
One Teat Short of An Udder
Achieve the second highest rating.
Mouth-Breather
Achieve the third highest rating
100,000aire!
Earn $100,000 lifetime
500,000aire!
Earn $500,000 lifetime.
1,000,000aire!
Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points
DisOrDat Participation Award
Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds.
DisOrDat Destroyer
Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly
DisOrDash
Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds.
Jack Attack Dog
Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up
Taking it from Behind
Come in from behind to win during the Jack Attack
Back Taxes
Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73
Button Banger
Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds
Smelt the Roses
Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second.
Menage-a-Quatre
Play a 4-player game online
My First Time
Screw someone for the first time
Virtual Virgin
Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times
Enscrewsiast
Screw 50 times
The Game's Half Full
Play Episodes 1-36
The Game's Half Empty
Play Episodes 1-37
Perfect Attendance
Play Episodes 1-73
Slack Attack
Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack.
Beat a Winner
Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an online game
Lose to a Loser
Lose an online game to someone with a rating at or below Dullard.
Always a Bridesmaid
Come in second place 5 times in online games
Social Outcast
Finish 5 single player games on Friday or Saturday nights.
Turncoat
Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America
Quick-Draw McDumbass
Choose the wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times.
Consolation Trophy
Play 5 hours without getting a single trophy.
Genius for a Day
Score at least $30,000 above your average.
Overconsumer
Listen to all commercials after one episode
Discovered Gauntlet of Fire
Find the very important gauntlet of fire
Secret - Click or Tap to Reveal
Great Crowd
Laugh at an easy joke
JACK Pack Trophies
JACK Wrack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack
Map Dancer
Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack
Lit Twit
Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack
Boob Tuber
Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack
Incurable Hoarder
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack
JACK Pack 2 Trophies
JACK Smack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 2
Super Know-va
Get 3 astrology questions correct in JACK Pack 2
B Sharp
Get 3 music questions correct in JACK Pack 2
Math Head
Get 3 math questions correct in JACK Pack 2
Nest Egghead
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 2
JACK Pack 3 Trophies
JACK Crack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 3
Wizard of Balls
Get 3 sports questions correct in JACK Pack 3
Past Perfect
Get 3 history questions correct in JACK Pack 3
Sci Fly
Get 3 science questions correct in JACK Pack 3
Steaming Stockpile
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 3
JACK Pack 4 Trophies
JACK Sack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 4
Cock of the Wok
Get 3 food questions correct in JACK Pack 4
Hot Butter
Get 3 movie questions correct in JACK Pack 4
Animal Husband
Get 3 animal questions correct in JACK Pack 4
Overprize Load
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 4

Originally Contributed By: Guard Master and Saikyo_Mog

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