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Version: 1.2 | Updated: 05/06/2006

Suikoden V Bath Script FAQ

by Mr_Cactrot (Zerschmetterteru)

Version 1.2
Submitted: April 4th,  2006
Copyright (c) Joshua Cole (vance.cole@gmail.com)

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Table of Contents

1.     Introduction

2.     The Scenes

 2a.  The Apprentices' Rebellion
 2b.  Bathtime for Everybody
 2c.  Beware of the Draon Horse
 2d.  Big Brothers, Big Problems
 2e.  Blades and Bullets
 2f.  Careful What You Wish For
 2g.  Crisis of Epic Proportions
 2h.  Dirty Waters
 2i.  The Favor
 2j.  Foreign Exchange
 2k.  The Hissy Fit Fight
 2l.  Humans are Scum
 2m.  Hunters and Spies
 2n.  It's Tough to be a Dad
 2o.  Leisure Time
 2p.  The Luck of Little Sisters
 2q.  Men From Foreign Lands
 2r.  Naughty or Nice?
 2s.  One Tall, Two Small
 2t.  The Secret Society
 2u.  The Sound of Shyness
 2v.  Strong and Silent
 2w.  Sworn to Her Side
 2x.  The Tower of Pride and Glass
 2y.  The Truth About Rumors
 2z.  The Tyranny of Masters
 2aa. The Virtue of Conviction
 2bb. What Girls Want
 2cc. White as a Ghost
 2dd. Cute and Cuddly
 2ee. Other People's Rules

3. Special Thanks

1. Introduction

The bath scenes in Suikoden V are quite interesting. Some offer a further
peek into the characters pasts, while some merely act as comic relief. This
is my first FAQ so please bear with me- I know it's not pretty. Some of the
scenes require you to choose a specific area of the bath (indoor/outdoor). I'm
sure when I went through and watched them all, I lucked up on some of the
choices and picked the correct area the first time.

2. The Scenes

2a. " The Apprentices' Rebellion "
      Characters: Bergen, Sorensen, Dongo

Bergen: Hey, guys, have you got a minute? Gotta get this off my chest.

Sorensen: Yeah?

Dongo: What is it?

Bergen: Well, I became Levi's apprentice because I wanted to see all this
	great magic and whatnot. But once we came here, I found out there
	are lots of other people who can show me magic for free!

Dongo: Yeah...

Sorensen: I guess that's true.

Bergen: And then I started wondering why Levi had me digging for orbs all the
	time, instead of teaching me anything...

Dongo: Yeah, I know what you mean. My master made me forge all this stupid
	stuff for his rails -- oh, but it wasn't slavery, it was "training." And yeah,
	I learned a few things, but still, Master just kept sticking me with all
	the grunt work.

Bergen: Hmm, yeah. Guess you've had a hard time too, huh? What about you,
	Gadget Boy? I'm sure you have your share of beefs you wanna talk
	about. Go ahead and tell us! 

Sorensen: What? I-I don't have any...

Dongo: Aw, c'mon! We know your master treats you like a beast of burden.

Bergen: You don't have to hold back, you know. We're all apprentices here!
	You can tell us anything.

Sorensen: N-No, really. I really don't have anything to say! Professor Babbage
	is a really great inventor! I'm lucky to be his apprentice.

Dongo: ......

Bergen: ...... That's sad, man.

Dongo: Yeah, really sad.

Sorensen: Huh? What is?

Bergen: *sigh* So sad...

Dongo: So very, very sad...

Sorensen: What are you talking about?

Dongo: He's being overworked and he's not even mad about it. He's a
	brainwashed slave, right to his empty, hollow core.

Bergen: And the saddest part of all? He doesn't even realize it.

Sorensen: ...... I, uh... ......


2b. " Bathtime for Everybody "
     Characters: Shigure, Sagiri

Oboro: Mmm, what a nice bath.

Sagiri: It sure is.

Fuyo: I feel like I'm turning young again!

Oboro: Now, Fuyo. If you get any younger, you're going to need diapers.

Fuyo: Oh, Detective! Stop teasing me!

Oboro: I'm not teasing you. I'm being honest. "Honesty" is my middle name,
	you know!

Shigure: Hmph. Stupid.

Fuyo: Hey, Shigure. What's the matter? Why are you way over there? Come
	on over here with us!

Shigure: I'll pass. *grumbles* What a pain...

Fuyo: A pain...? You are such a --

Oboro: Now, now, Fuyo. He's just embarassed about taking a bath with us,
	that's all.

Fuyo: Oh, is that what it is? Come on, Shigure! Don't be such a child.

Shigure: I'm not! That's the problem! Grown-up men and women don't take
	baths together -- not if they're normal, anyway.

Sagiri: You don't like it?

Shigure: Huh...?

Sagiri: You don't like taking baths with us?

Shigure: I...uh...Well, it's not like... N-Never mind me. What about you,
	Sagiri? Don't you hate taking a bath with an old guy like him?

Fuyo: Heeey! Don't call Detective Oboro old! He's still so young!

Oboro: That's okay, Fuyo. Shigure only said that because he considers me
	his "old man."

Shigure: I do not! Just shut up!!

Sagiri: Say, Shigure, can you tell...?

Shigure: Tell what?

Sagiri: When I'm really smiling, and when I'm not?

Shigure: Y-Yeah, I guess...

Sagiri: How about right now?

Shigure: Um... Uh...

Oboro: Time's up! Looks like you lose, Shigure!

Fuyo: Now for your punishment. Quit being so stubborn and get over here!

Shigure: *sigh* Whatever.

Sagiri: Hee hee...


2c. " Beware of the Dragon Horse "
     Characters: Rahal, Lance, Mohsen
     Section: Outdoor Bath

Lance: Gruuunk...

Rahal: Don't be so upset, Lance. Roog just really needed to take care of
	some business. You understand, don't you?

Mohsen: Oh, Rahal. And Lance, too. Excellent!

Lance: Grink?

Rahal: May we help you, Mohsen?

Mohsen: Well, me being an armor vendor, and you being Dragon Cavalry,
	I thought I'd share a little idea I had with you. See, I'm thinking about
	having my craftsmen make armor for dragon horses. How's that

Rahal: Armor for dragon horses, you say...? Hmm.. Well, one can't deny that
	they are rather large, and that does make them targets for archers.
	Heavy armor would cost mobility, but light armor, just to fend off
	arrows.... Hmm, fewer casualties...

Mohsen: Thought you'd like the idea! Well, hey, let me measure ol' Lance here,
	and we'll get started! Pardon me, Lance, ol' boy! This won't take a sec...

Rahal: Mohsen!! Noooo!!

Lance: Griiink!!

Mohsen: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Lance: Grooooonk!!

Mohsen: Oof!!

Rahal: Oh! Oh, dear!

Mohsen: Blub blub blub...

Rahal: I was... just about to say... Lance... doesn't respond well if people
	touch him when Roog's not around. Are you alright?

Lance: *snorts*


2d. " Big Brothers, Big Problems "
     Characters: Maroon, Muroon, Faylon

Faylon: Hey, guys, I need to ask you something.

Maroon: Oh? Wh-What is it?

Muroon: Is everything all right? You sound serious.

Faylon: What's it take to be a good brother?

Maroon: Huh...?

Faylon: Well, Faylen's always sayin' I'm a bad one. Like I don't act like
	a real big brother's supposed to. But, hey, Maroon, you're the
	oldest of, what, five? And Muroon, two of 'em are younger than
	you, right? So maybe you guys can tell me about what a big
	brother's supposed to do.

Maroon: Hmm... That's a tough one.

Muroon: I don't know if our advice would really help -- beavers are different
	than humans.

Faylon: How so?

Maroon: Well, we beavers grow up a lot faster. We're out on our own, as
	adults, long before humans are. And since each sibling's so
	independent, we don't care so much about who's older than who.

Muroon: Now, of course, we all spend time together, help each other out,
	that sort of thing.

Faylon: Hmm...

Muroon: You know who could help you out with this? The Prince.

Maroon: That's a good idea. Even from a beaver's point of view, he seems
	like a great big brother.

Faylon: Well, yeah... but... Nah, he's too perfect. I can't be like him.

Maroon: Then why don't you ask Luserina about her brother? Then,
	whatever he does, just do the opposite.

Faylon: YES! Great idea!

Maroon: Huh?!

Faylon: Thanks, Maroon! I'll go ask her right now!

Maroon: Hey, wait!

Muroon: Heh. Off he goes.

Maroon: I was only kidding...


2e. " Blades and Bullets "
     Characters: Cathari, Hazuki, Urda

Hazuki: Cathari, I have a special favor to ask.

Cathari: Let me guess. You want to spar with me, right?

Hazuki: Very astute. Well, to the point, then... You carry the first
	"gun" I've ever seen. And -- this is embarassing -- if I came
	across someone like you in a fight, I wouldn't know what to
	do. So...pardon me for asking, but... I have to know: Can you
	fight a gun with a sword? And if so, how?

Urda: Hey! I came here to get away from talk like that! Can you not
	discuss violence in the bath?

Hazuki: Oh, uh... apologies. That was inconsiderate of me.

Urda: Hmph. You humans. Why are you all so barbarous? If you're not
	out killing someone, you're talking about killing someone. You
	make those horrible guns...

Hazuki: ......

Cathari: You think guns are scary? Elven arrows are worse by a long
	shot, if you ask me.

Urda: How can you say that?

Cathari: There's only a handful of guns in the world, let alone on the
	battlefield, so they haven't killed many people. Now, how many
	people do you think have died from arrow fire? Hundreds?
	Thousands? Is that not horrible?

Urda: You're just splitting hairs!

Cathari: Then tell me. What about guns makes them "horrible" to you?

Urda: Wh-What about them? They make inexplicable sounds and belch fire
	and shoot iron bullets! What could be worse?

Cathari: Technically, it's lead, not iron. But, basically, she's right.

Hazuki: Wait -- pardon?

Cathari: Simply put, guns are "inexplicable." They're an unknown. People
	fear that, especially in a weapon.

Hazuki: You're saying guns are merely a... bluff tactic?

Cathari: Pretty much, so far. Guns are still under development. They don't
	fire as quickly as arrows, or as accurately... Once you know that,
	they're not all that difficult to deal with.

Hazuki: I - I see. I understand! Thank you for the insight.

Cathari: Don't mention it. But here's the thing... You don't carry a gun
	without learning everything about it. So if the bluff tactic doesn't
	work, we have backup plans. All kinds.

Hazuki: Wh...? So, wait! Does that make everything you said completely
	useless? Cathari, wait!!

Urda: ...... Barbarous. Every last one of them.


2f. " Careful What You Wish For "
     Characters: Lyon, Sialeeds

Sialeeds: Ahh... There's not another bath like this in all the world. Well,
	maybe the one in Lunas... But I'm sure some would object to
	calling that a mere "bath."

Lyon: Hmm... Lady Sialeeds?

Sialeeds: Yes?

Lyon: That purification rite they have in Lunas... What's it like?

Sialeeds: Oh, would you like to know?

Lyon: Well...I didn't get to see it, so...

Sialeeds: Hmm... Well, let's see... Ah, of course! I'll show you. Come here.

Lyon: What...? O-Okay... L-Lady Sialeeds, what are you...?

Sialeeds: Now, now, be still. Don't move!

Lyon: B-But...Whoa! H-Hey, I get it now! You don't have to...

Sialeeds: C'mon, don't be such a baby. You should try everything at least
	once, as they say.

Lyon: Aghhh... N-No, stop!

Sialeeds: And the rite begins!

Lyon: Eeeeeeek!! *moaning*

Sialeeds: Well, how do you feel?

Lyon: C-C-C-Cold...

Sialeeds: Well, of course it's cold! The purification rite means purifying
	the body with cold water, after all!

Lyon: Brrr... I said "stop"... Y-You're awful...

Sialeeds: Ha ha ha ha! Well, you said you wanted to know...and what
	better way to learn? C'mon, get in the hot water, quick. You
	don't want to catch cold, do you?

Lyon: *grumbling* I'm not the only cold one here...


2g. " Crisis of Epic Proportions "
     Characters: Miakis, Lyon, Roy

Miakis: Hey, Lyon, how long has it been since the last time we both
	took a bath together?

Lyon: Way too long.

Miakis: Let's take a look at that wound. Come onnn, don't be shy...

Lyon: Well, if you insist...

[Prince]: Hi, ladies!

Miakis: Oh, Prince! How's it going? You want to join us?

Lyon: Huh?

Miakis: Now, of course, this is the women's bath. Teeeeeeechnically,
	you're not supposed to be here... But, then again, I'm sure
	they'll make an exception for royalty... Don't you think, Lyon?

Lyon: Miakis, that's Roy.

Miakis: What?!

[Prince]: Wh-What the hell are you talking about, Lyon?! I'm not --

Miakis: "The hell" ?

Roy: Um, I mean, "What nonsense you speak...of..." Ugh...

Miakis: *staring at Roy*

Lyon: Roy, you said you weren't going to do this anymore. You broke your
	promise didn't you?

Roy: N-No, wait! I, uh, I was worried about your wound, and I, um...

Miakis: He answered to "Roy," Lyon. Hmm, heh heh heh...

Roy: Umm...

Miakis: Well, like I said, men aren't allowed in here. But, if you, saaay,
	weren't a man anymore...

Roy: Whoa, whoa, where're you goin' with this?! Oh, you wouldn't...!

Miakis: Oh, relax. It'll be over before you know it. I cut things all the
	time. This'll be easy!

Roy: N.... Nooooo! I'm sorry! Please forgive me!

Miakis: Sorry's not gonna cut it! Ha! You think you can escape a
	Queen's Knight? Coward! Get back here!

Roy: Yaaaaahhhh!

Lyon: *sigh* She's not gonna live this down for a while. Heh, she was
	so red...


2h. " Dirty Waters "
     Characters: Nakula, Raven, Egbert

Nakula: Damned Nether Gate... I swear I'm gonna hunt down every
	last one of them!

Raven: That damned Oboro! One of these days! I'm gonna make you

Egbert: Damned Godwins! My family's been storing up its rage for a
	hundred years! Worthless, filthy devils!

Nakula: Damn you... Damn you all to hell!

Raven: Just you wait, Oboro! Heh heh heh... Wa ha ha ha ha!!

Egbert: You don't deserve sunlight, or air! You deserve to be buried in
	garbage! You deserve to DIE choking on rotten feces at the
	bottom of the world's filthiest, darkest cesspit!!

[ Scene shifts to Miroon and Wasil outside the bath ]

Wasil: Wh-What's going on in there...? You know, I'd go in there, but I
	think I'd just come out dirtier.

Miroon: Maybe you should wait awhile...


2i. " The Favor "
     Characters: Shoon, Takamu

Takamu: Shoon, can I ask you a favor?

Shoon: Um, yes?

Takamu: I want to make a map of Stormfist's underground passage.
	Do you think you could show me around the place?

Shoon: Oh, sure. Of course. But maybe Egbert would know it better
	than me. He used to live down there and all.

Takamu: ...Shoon, can I ask you a favor?

Shoon: Huh? Uh, yeah...

Takamu: I want to make a map of Stormfist's underground passage.
	Do you think you could show me around the place?

Shoon: Well, I...I said yes, but you really should ask Egbert--

Takamu: Shoon, can I ask you a favor?

Shoon: WHAT?!

Takamu: I wany to make a map of Stormfist's underground passage.
	Do you think you could show me around the place?

Shoon: Um...hello?!

Takamu: Not fun hearing the same thing over and over again, is it?

Shoon: Um, n-not really, but...?

Takamu: I ASKED Egbert. And by the time I finished surveying up to
	the first corner, I heard more than a hundred... "Filthy devils!"
	"Filthy devils!" "Filthy devils!"

Shoon: Point taken...


2j. " Foreign Exchange "
    Characters: Sharmista, Isabel, Nelis

Sharmista: So, Isabel, you're from the Scarlet Moon Empire. Nelis,
	you're from the Island Nations...

Isabel: That's right.

Nelis: And Sharmista, you're from Armes. So that means everybody
	here is non-Falenan!

Sharmista: Hey, I guess you're right!

Isabel: You never know about a place until you see it with your own eyes.
	I used to think Falena was a hellhole. We'd hear stories about
	slave trading, about how the Queen was a tyrant and used an
	assassin group... When we heard about the Prince rising up
	against his own little sister, I came running to smite him down...
	Never thought I'd wind up on his side. Me, fighting for a "traitor."

Nelis: The Island Nations and Falena go back a ways, so we've always
	pretty much known what they're up to. But all we ever heard
	about Armes were horror stories. Pirates, bandits, all across the
	country, just pillaging and burning everything. No offense, Sharmista.

Sharmista: None taken! That's the way it goes with foreign countries and
	rumors. Makes sense, I guess. No one wants their people to think
	someone else is better off than they are... So they go out and
	plant rumors that put other countries down, just so they look
	better by comparison.

Isabel: And of course, people buy into the lies and spread them further, not
	knowing they're being fooled. Myself included. I suppose, before I
	came here.

Nelis: Well, but coming here cleared all that up, right? Maybe if our countries
	interacted more, our people wouldn't be so suspicious and hostile.

Sharmista: That's a nice dream. Of course, these days, most people live out
	their whole lives all in one place. For now, all we can do is make
	the best of the good fortune that brought us together like this.

Nelis: True.

Isabel: Definitely.


2k. " The Hissy Fit Fight "
    Characters: Flail, Byakuren
    Section: Outdoor Bath

Byakuren: Sssss...

[ Backing up with their backs to each other. ]

Flail: Gronk...

[ They turn to face each other. ]

Byakuren: Ssss?! Sssss!!

Flail: Grink?! Griiink!!

Byakuren: Sssss!! Sssss!! Sssss!!

Flail: Gronk!! Grank!! Griiiiink!!

Byakuren: Sssssssss!!

Flail: Griiiiiiink!!

Miroon: Pardon me, ladies, but please keep it down, won't you?

[ They turn to face the screen ]

Byakuren: Ssssss!!

Flail: Grink!!

Miroon: Troublemakers, are you? In that case...

[ Screen fades to black ]


Byakuren: [ Looking sad ] Sssss...

Flail: [ Looking sad ] Grunk...

Miroon: That's right. This is a respectable establishment, and we bathe in
	a friendly, sociable manner, understood ?

Byakuren: Zzz-fsssh-zzzzz...

Flail: Zzz-grink-zzzzz...

Miroon: What's this? No sleeping here, either! Ah, what's the world coming to?


2l. " Humans are Scum "
     Characters: Ernst, Ax, Moroon
     Condition: Remove humans from party

Moroon: Phew... Nothing like a bath with no humans around.

Ax: Grink?

Moroon: Because they're scum, that's why! Just lookin' at 'em makes me

Ax: Grunk! Grunk grunk! Gruuunk!

Moroon: Whaddays mean, "They're not all bad" ? Hmph! What do you
	know, anyway? You're just tools to them, all of ya! Listen, you.
	That Nick kid, or whatever his name is -- he's using you just
	like the rest of 'em!

Ax: Griiiiink!


Moroon: *sputter* Why, you! You're asking for it!

Ax: Grunk gruuunk...

Moroon: Fine! Let's go, then! C'mon!


Ax: Griiiiink!


Moroon: Any friend of humans is an enemy of mine!

*splash* *splash*

Ax: Gronk grink!

*splash* *splash*

Moroon: Raaaaghhh!

*splash* *splash* *splash*

Ax: Griiiiiiink!

*splash* *splash* *splash* *splash*

Ernst: ...... ( I probbaly shouldn't mention I'm human...)


2m. " Hunters and Spies "
    Characters: Lorelai, Viki, Zweig

Viki: It wasn't me!

Lorelai: Look, quit being so stubborn and just admit it! I know it was
	you! The Deep Twilight Forest, down in the ruins -- YOU'RE
	the one I saw there!

Viki: It wasn't me! How many times do I have to say it?!

Lorelai: Oh, I see... It was some OTHER airhead with teleportation
	powers and your clothes!

Viki: I said it wasn't me!

Lorelai: You little...

???: Now, hold on, Lorelai. We can't just assume that she's lying.

Viki: Eeeek!

Lorelai: Wh-- Z-Zweig?!

Zweig: What's the matter? Don't mind me. Please, continue.

Viki: Wh-What is HE doing here?

Lorelai: What ARE you doing here?

Zweig: Really, carry on. Just pretend I'm not here.

Lorelai: But you ARE here, in the women's bath!

Viki: Y-Yeah!

Zweig: *sigh* So ridiculous. Lorelai, listen to reason. Say you're passing
	by in front of the men's bath...and you happen to overhear me
	talking about...oh, something to do with the Sindar. What would
	you do? Honestly.

Lorelai: Honestly? Sneak in and listen.

Viki: You'd what?!

Zweig: So now we're on the same page.

Lorelai: Heh. Guess you're right.

Viki: He's right? What are you talking about?

Lorelai: Sorry for making such a fuss.

Zweig: Oh, that's all right. I'm glad we completely understand each other.

Viki: Wha...? You guys are weird!

Zweig: You're hardly one to talk.

Lorelai: That's for sure.

Viki: Eeeeeek! I can't take this anymore!

Zweig: ...And there she goes.

Lorelai: Great. You scared her off.


2n. " It's Tough to be a Dad "
      Characters: Logg, Retso

Logg: Hey, chef...

Retso: Are you okay? You don't look so good.

Logg: Yeah, well... I just had a big ol' tussle with Lun.

Retso: Uh-oh...

Logg: *sigh* Know what? You make me real jealous sometimes.
	Shun Min's such a good girl. Cute, behaves herself... My
	kid never listens. "Idiot Pop," that's all she ever calls me.

Retso: She's very spirited. And quite lovely. Ever since Shun Min lost
	her mother, she stopped being selfish... *sigh* She stopped
	being a kid. When I think of her trying to act all grown up just
	to spare me any trouble, I feel like an idiot father myself.

Logg: Hmm... Hey, Chef, what're ya doin' after work tonight? Maybe a
	couple o' "idiot fathers" could sit down with a beer or two.

Retso: Sure. I'd love that. I'll be waiting for you with some fine food and

Logg: Good man.


2o. " Leisure Time "
     Characters: Genoh, Sairoh, Alhazred
     Section: Outdoor Bath

Sairoh: *sigh* What a pleasant bath.

Alhazred: Hmm...Like reading the finest tome by the warmest firelight.

Genoh: Pheeeeew... I wonder how many centuries it's been since the
	last time I took a hot bath...This is so nice...

Sairoh: Ohhh... The temperature is perfect, isn't it?

Alhazred: Gentlemen, we are in paradise.

Genoh: Pheeeew...

[ Scene shifts to Sairoh and Alhazred talking to Miroon ]

Sairoh: The water was perfect, Miroon.

Miroon: Well, I made it extra hot for you guys.

Alhazred: Oh, I feel so relaxed, right down to the bone.

Sairoh: Ah, yes. We'll surely come again soon. Oh, Genoh went
	straight back to the lake, so there's nobody in there now.

Miroon: Okay. Thank you very much.

[ Sairoh and Alhazred walk off. ]

Miroon: ...Huh?

Volga: Hey! Those old folks are gone now, right? I'm next, then.

Miroon: All righty...  ...... I hope he'll be alright...

Volga: Gaaaaaaaghhh!! That's hot!!

Miroon: Uh-oh... I thought that was going to happen...


2p. " The Luck of Little Sisters "
     Characters: Josephine, Faylen, Meroon

Faylen: Hey, I have a question for you, Yum--

Josephine: Say that name ONE more time, and I swear they'll find
	you in here floating face-down!

Meroon: Nuoooh! Nuoooh! Nu-nuoooh!

Faylen: ...Josephine?

Josephine: Yeeees?

Faylen: *ahem* You brother's a great guy, isn't he? He's so
	handsome, and popular... Better than mine, let me tell you.

Josephine: You think so? Would you care to trade?

Faylen: You kidding? Faylon's just a big, heavy slug. You wouldn't even
	know he was there if he wasn't always being so dumb.

Josephine: Yes, well, at least you're not stuck in his shadow. Just
	imagine if he were always SO perfect at everything in the world,
	and you were only his cute little sister!

Meroon: Nuoooh! Nuoooh! Nu-nuoooh!

Faylen: Heh. Good point.

Josephine: You see? You can always ignore YOUR brother. Mine... Bah.
	I must say, though, I'd rather have mine than Luserina's...

Meroon: Nuoooh! Nuoooh! Nu-nuoooh!

Faylen: Oh, the frilly guy? Yeah, I don't know how I'd put up with all his
	prancing and whining! I don't know how she does it! I'd go crazy
	if I had to put up with HIM every day.

Josephine: She must be the unluckiest little sister in Falena.

Faylen: Hmm... So who's the luckiest, do you think?

Josephine: Oh, come now! You have to ask?

Faylen: Heh. Guess not.

Josephine: Yes, Lymsleia certainly has a brother to envy! Well, except for
	his stunning lack of fashion sense.

Faylen: Oh, definitely! Well, I don't really care how the Prince dresses, but

Meroon: Nuoooh! Nuoooh! Nu-nuoooh!

Faylen: Come to think of it, that furry thing's a little sister too, isn't she?

Josephine: And a happy one, apparently.

Meroon: Nuoooh?


2q. " Men from Foreign Lands "
     Characters: Georg, Richard, Yahr, Taylor

Taylor: *ahem* I want to thank you all, kind foreigners, for gathering here

Yahr: We didn't "gather here." It's just a coincidence.

Taylor: Well, regardless... I'd like to take advantage of this rare opportunity
	by doing interviews for a special "Dawn Times" exclusive. So here's
	Question Number 1: What's the most significant difference between
	your country and Falena?

Georg: I'd say the similarities are more significant than the differences. You
	might already know this, but I was involved in the Scarlet Moon
	Empire's Succession War. I realized that no matter where people
	are from, they all fight for the same sort of reasons.

Yahr: I feel the same way. Be it a Rune Cannon or the Sun Rune, great power
	always tempts people -- the Island Nations and Falena alike.

Taylor: Oh... Hmm. I see. How about you, Richard? You're with the Lindwurm
	Mercenary Brigade, so you're from Zelant, right?

Richard: Huh? Zelant? Um.. I forget!

Taylor: Well, you must remember something, right?

Richard: Nope! Not a thing.

Taylor: Um... nothing at all?

Richard: Well, I just really don't care about anything except Mueller.

Taylor: I, uh, I see...

Richard: Wherever I am, whatever country I'm in, nothing else matters
	as long as I'm with Mueller!

Taylor: Uh-oh. Uh, Richard?

Richard: Mueller is everything to me! All I have belongs to him! He's the


Richard: ..... Unhhh...

Taylor: Oh, boy...

Mueller: You idiot! Babbling about stupid nonsense wherever you go!
	Sorry about that. Whatever nonsense this moron just said,
	forget all about it.

*dragging sounds*

Richard: ......

Georg: ......

Yahr: ......

Taylor: ...Well! That concludes our interviews for today. Gentlemen,
	thanks for your time.


2r. " Naughty or Nice? "
     Characters: Kyle, Gavaya

Gavaya: Hey, Kyle! I have a bone to pick with you!

Kyle: Huh? What is it?

Gavaya: How come when you flirt with the ladies, they all go... " Ooh,
	Kyle, are you being silly again? You're so naughty!" And then
	you don't even get in trouble! But when I try to talk to them,
	they run away! I don't get it!

Kyle: Eh, it's probably 'cause you look like...

Gavaya: Like WHAT?

Kyle: *ahem* Like... Well, here, listen. See, when you talk to girls, you're
	all serious, 'cause you're thinking about marriage, right? Maybe
	they don't like that kind of pressure. My theory, anyway.

Gavaya: Don't be ridiculous! What's wrong with being serious?! I'm pouring
	my heart and soul into trying to find a life partner! That's no laughing

Kyle: Well, yeah, but I'm not so sure trying to pick up every girl in sight is
	the right way to do that....

Gavaya: Hmph! Well, I just don't get you. You or that other guy, Wilhelm,
	or whatever his name is! Especially him! I think he actually enjoys
	giving the ladies a hard time! Neither one of you guys knows how
	to treat a girl right! Why can't you be more sincere and earnest?!
	Like me!

Kyle: Yeah, how's that working out for you again?


2s. " One Tall, Two Small "
    Characters: Shun Min, Lelei, Eresh
    Section: Outdoor Bath

Shun Min: Oh, wow, this place is huge!

Lelei: Ahhhhh...

Eresh: ...... Blub blub blub blub...

Shun Min: Um, Eresh...?

Lelei: Hey... Hey, Eresh? Are you okay? Hey! Hold on!

Eresh: *gaaaaaasp*  *pant* *pant* Much... *pant* appreciated... *sigh*
	Once again, Eresh finds herself too short.

Lelei: Hmm... Well, here, tell you what... Come sit on my lap!

Eresh: Oh, Eresh wouldn't want to impose...

Lelei: No, it's all right! Come here!

Eresh: You're most kind indeed. Ah yes, much better. Many thanks, Lelei.

Lelei: No problem.

Shun Min: *grumble* Stupid smart kid...*grumble* "Oh, I'm so smart, but I
	can't figure out how to swim!" *grumble*

Shun Min: ..... Blub blub blub blub...

Lelei: Shun Min?!

Shun Min: Blub blub BLUB blub blub...!

Lelei: H-Hey! Stop that! That's not funny!!

Shun Min: Aww, but...

Lelei: "But" nothing! You really scared me! What were you thinking?

Eresh: Were Eresh to guess, Eresh would say that she envies Eresh's
	place on your lap. Is that right, Shun Min?

Lelei: Oh...! Is that what that was all about?

Shun Min: Um... Well, um... Can I... sit on your lap too?

Lelei: Uh...well...sure, I guess...

Shun Min: Really?! Whoopee!! Wow, you've got long legs, Lelei! This's
	okay, right? With both of us?

Eresh: Isn't this nice?

Shun Min: It sure is!!

Lelei: Well, as long as everybody's happy... Ah, it's good to be tall sometimes.

Shun Min: Huh?

Lelei: Nothing... Never mind.


2t. " The Secret Society "
     Characters: Nifsara, Norma, Linfa
     Section: Outdoor Bath

Nifsara: Greetings, Comrade Norma! We've been expecting you!

Norma: C-Comrade...?

Nifsara: Comrade Linfa! Bring the initiate forward!

Linfa: Yes, ma'am! Please, Comrade Norma, this way.

Norma: Wait... Huh?

Nifsara: The Secret Alliance for the Protection of Pretty Hunks In Real
	Endangerment will come to order!

Linfa: Yay! Whoo! *clapping*

Norma: The secret what?

Linfa: Just call it SAPPHIRE.

Norma: O-Okay... Well, I can see Nifsara putting together something
	like this...but you, too, Linfa?

Linfa: Sure! Why not? I love cute boys, too, you know. I came here in
	the first place because of the Prince, after all!

Norma: Oh, I didn't know that...

Nifsara: Now then, Comrade Norma. We have brought you into the fold
	for one reason alone! Our sources tell us that your leopard
	companion suffers from a curse... and that his true form is actually
	that of a really pretty boy. Is this so, Comrade?

Norma: Hmm... "Pretty?" Gee, I don't know. We've been friends for so long,
	I've never really thought about it. Now that you mention it, though,
	all the older girls in the village were crazy about him!

Nifsara: Did you hear that, Comrade Linfa?!

Linfa: I did, Comrade Nifsara! This is excellent news!

Nifsara: Now, to the heart of it. Comrade Norma, can this curse be broken?

Norma: Well... Levi is looking into that for us, but so far, nothing.

Nifsara: Hmm...I see. Very well, then! Our duty is clear! Let's go, Comrade

Linfa: Yes, Comrade Nifsara!

Norma: Huh? Wh-Where are you going?

Nifsara: Where else?! We're off to find your sorcerer.

Linfa: And pound it into his head that he's gotta break that curse

Norma: Hmm, I see...

Nifsara: To observe! To protect! To observe some more!

Linfa: To observe! To protect! To observe some more!

Norma: Should I tell 'em Ernst turns back into a human on
	full-moon nights? ... Nah.


2u. " The Sound of Shyness "
     Characters: Roog, Nick, Rania

Roog: *sigh* This is really relaxing.

Nick: What the... Yaaaagh!

Roog: Nick, what is it? What's going on?

Nick: Roog! Th-There's a...w-w-woman!

Roog: A woman?

Woman?: ......

Roog: Oh, Rahal. It's you. How com you're still dressed like that?
	We're in a bath!

Nick: Th-That's not Rahal!

Woman?: Oh, what pleasant sounds this place has!

Roog: Huh...?! Rania?! 

Rania: That's right.

Nick: Aaaaaaghhh!

Roog: R-Rania! You can't be in here! This is the MEN'S bath!

Rania: But it sounds better over on this side.

Roog: Th-That... That's not the issue!

Nick: Unh... I feel dizzy... I can't --

Roog: Nick?! Hey, Nick! Come on! Are you okay?!

Nick: Uuuuunhhh...

Rania: Oh, boy...


2v. " Strong and Silent "
     Characters: Zegai, Killey, Gunde

Zegai: ......

Killey: ......

Gunde: ......

Zegai: ......

Killey: .......

Gunde: ......

Zegai: ...... Shall we?

Gunde: ...... Yeah.

Zegai: Not done?

Killey: Nope.

Gunde: Okay.

Killey: ...... It's hot.


2w. " Sworn to Her Side "
    Characters: Dinn, Isato, Mathias

Dinn: Isato, Mathias, I've been meaning to talk with you two.

Isato: What about...?

Dinn: Well -- not to make you feel uncomfortable -- I've always felt
	a kind of bond with both of you... We're kindred spirits in
	that we find such great satisfaction in serving a woman we

Mathias: Hmm... So you say, but there's a difference between your
	servitude and mine.

Dinn: What do you mean?

Mathias: Well, you see your chosen master was a woman.

Dinn: ...And?

Isato: Mathias has a point. To me, the Oracle is simply the one to
	whom I pledge my loyalty. Gender simply doesn't factor in.

Mathias: And I feel the same. If Lady Isabel were a man, I would still
	serve her just as I do now.

Dinn: Oh...

Isato: Now, don't misunderstand. It's not a question of which way is
	superior. And I would certainly never question your loyalty.
	It's just as pure as any of ours, I'm sure. It's simply that...
	when it comes to loyalty, you and I view the idea from different

Dinn: B-But... Haswar and Isabel are both very beautiful women. Is it
	not disrespectful to be so
         close to them and ignore that fact?

Mathias: Ah, you see, that's where we differ. Anyone can recognize and
	praise Lady Isabel's beauty as a woman. That's not my role, nor
	my desire. I offer not praise, but the whole of my body and spirit.
	I shall live, and I shall die, as milady commands me.

Isato: And the same is true for me.

Dinn: B-But that's more like a slave than a servant!

Mathias: To be called a slave to one like her... There is no greater honor.

Isato: Nor higher praise.

Dinn: ......

Mathias: Now if you'll excuse me... Lady Isabel's nap should be ending in
	a moment.

Isato: And I should return to the Oracle.

Dinn: ......


2x. " The Tower of Pride and Glass "
      Characters: Cornelio, Bastan

Bastan: Ah...

Cornelio: Hey, you! Mediocrity!

Bastan: Waaah! A talking DoReMi Elf?!

Cornelio: What do you mean, "DoReMi Elf"?!

Bastan: Oh, Cornelio... It's you...

Cornelio: Not just a mediocrity, but a rude one at that!

Bastan: I beg your pardon... Did you...need something?

Cornelio: Hmph. Fine. To the chase, then. is it true you called the
	Haud Village arts community "phonies"?

Bastan: What?! Oh, uh...th-that was...

Cornelio: Oh, calm down. You're embarassing yourself! I know you
	said it. And we both know they're the most stupid, pathetic,
	low-class mediocrities ever. Worse than Creepers.

Bastan: Uh, right. Of course.

Cornelio: The question, my dear Bastan, is whether your list of "phonies"
	happens to include me. Well, does it?! Answer me!!

Bastan: N-N-No! Of course not! I've always thought you were beyond the
	comprehension of a man like me!

Cornelio: Hmm... I see. Well, mediocre you may be, but an art appraiser
	is an art appraiser. You seem to have a discerning eye. Good!
	Keep up the adequate work!

Bastan: I never was much of a music lover...


2y. " The Truth About Rumors "
     Characters: Belcoot, Shinro

Shinro: Hey, Belcoot, you used to live in Kanakan, right?

Belcoot: Yes, that's right.

Shinro: I was thinkin'... Maybe when this war is over, I'll start importin'
	some Kanakanian drinks. D'you know any good brands that
	Falenans might go for?

Belcoot: Brands, huh?

Shinro: Yeah! You were born in Falena, so you oughtta know who drinks
	what, right?

Belcoot: Well... Honestly, I'm not much of a drinker at all. Brands? I
	couldn't tell you.

Shinro: What?! You're kiddin' me! I heard people in Kanakan drink booze
	like it's water! And they're all bottomless pits! You mean it's not

Belcoot: It's just a rumor. People drink water there, same as here, and
	some drink even less than me.

Shinro: Huh! Well, whaddaya know...?

Belcoot: It's just like these rumors about how "everyone from the Island
	Nations can swim" or "all Zelantians wear armor."

Shinro: What?! You mean those aren't true, either?!

Belcoot: You believed them...? You know, in Kanakan, they say that all
	Falenans are borne by the Queen.

Shinro: Whaaaat? Stupid Kanakanians, sayin' nasty, stupid stuff like
	that! "Borne by the Queen"? What're we, ants? Bees? Damn!

Belcoot: Yes, I'd say when it comes to rumors, all countries are equally
	as gullible.


2z. " The Tyranny of Masters "
     Characters: Wabon, Levi, Babbage

Wabon: Hey, Gear Guy! I've always wanted to have a word with you
	-- you know, craftsman-to-craftsman!

Babbage: And by "Gear Guy," I assume you mean me, even though
	I really don't like that name, but whatever, what's on your

Wabon: Your apprentice. You're way too hard on that guy. I hear you
	make the kid do everything. Cooking! Cleaning! Laundry! An
	apprentice is not a maid!

Babbage: That's rude, that's incredibly rude. I don't MAKE Sorensen
	do these things, he does them of his own accord. You want
	to talk about being hard on people, you should talk to Levi here!

Levi: What? Me?

Babbage: That's righ. I hear you make your apprentice dig for orbs all the
	time, but do you ever teach him anything? I feel sorry for that
	poor Bergen, you're completely heartless and you ought to be
	ashamed of yourself.

Levi: Say whatever you want! Bergen does what he does willingly so that
	he can observe my magic. If anybody deserves to be called
	"heartless," it's Wabon here.

Wabon: Wh-What?

Levi: Yes, I heard. About how you forced Dongo to make mining carts,
	when he really wants to forge weapons. That might've been okay
	when Dongo was still green, but to keep it up now, even? That's
	not right.

Wabon: I... Hmph! If I pamper that guy, he starts taking advantage of me.
	I have to be strict! Besides, all apprentices are supposed to go
	through these things. Isn't that right?

Babbage: You're right, that's the way it goes.

Levi: True, that's pretty much how it works.

Babbage: Doing chores for the master is part of an apprentice's job.

Levi: And a true apprentice is supposed to observe and pick up on his
	master's skills without being formally "taught."

Wabon: Well, what do you know? It looks like we're all good, caring
	masters after all!

Babbage: It would seem so, what in the world were we arguing about,

Levi: Just goes to show you: At the end of the day, the master is
	always right. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Wabon: Ha ha ha ha ha!

Babbage: Heh he heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
	heh heh heh heh HEH! *gasp* Heh.


2aa. " The Virtue of Conviction "
       Characters: Galleon, Murad, Goesch

Goesch: *sobbing*
             *sobbing harder*

Murad: Wh-What's the matter?! Are you hurt?!

Goesch: N-No... *sniffle* I'm fine. In Lordlake, until just recently, the
	best I could do was wipe my body with a barely-damp cloth.
	Now here I am, in such a huge bath! *sniffle* I can't help it.

Galleon: I'm sorry...

Goesch: *sniff* Sorry? Why?

Galleon: When my hometown was in trouble, all I did was stay at my
	post as Queen's Knight. That's the kind of man I am... That
	must be why she got fed up with me...

Murad: No. She was never "fed up" with you. You had your convictions
	-- she had hers. That's how I see it.

Galleon: Hmm...

Goesch: Well, whoever "she" is, I think Murad's probably right. Looking
	back, the people of Lordlake were the exact same way. About
	their convictions, I mean. We could've taken the easy way out
	and run away somewhere, but we all would've rather died than
	give up Lordlake. That's what "convictions" are all about,
             don't you think?

Galleon: Well...

Goesch: So I bet "she" understands about your convictions too.

Galleon: You know, Goesch, I think you might be right...


2bb. " What Girls Want "
       Characters: Lun, Subala, Kisara

Lun: Ahh! Guy! There's a guy in here!

Subala: WHAT'D ya just say?!

Lun: Oh, Subala! Sorry, my mistake. You don't look like a guy! They're
	not THAT small....

Subala: Say it again! I dare ya! Ya think yer all special just 'cause
	yers're just a LITTLE bit bigger'n mine? What in the world do
	ya eat that makes 'em all puffy like that?!

Lun: All the same stuff as you. You've been eatin' at my place for years
	and years. Sorry it didn't work for you...

Subala: Grrrrr... Raaahhh!!

Kisara: Hey! Both of you! Knock it off, sit down, and grow up!

Subala: Oh, um...

Lun: S-Sorry, Mum... Great, now Mum's all mad at me! Thanks a lot...

Subala: ...... Oh, hey! I git it now!

Lun: What?

Subala: Yers got so big 'cause ya drank THAT stuff when you were little!

Lun: You-- You... What the...? In front of my... What are you...? I can't
	believe you just said that!

Subala: What? I'm serious! That's how it happened!

Kisara: Hmm... You could drink some too, if you like, Subala.

Subala: Whaaat?!

Lun: M-Mum?!

Kisara: Ah, it sure brings back memories. You know, I told him it wasn't
	for kids, but... Lun's father said it tasted so good, she had to
	have some.

Lun: Wait. What?

Kisara: ...But, of course, it was too bitter for her, and she cried and cried
	until her eyelids got all puffy... So maybe you're right. Maybe
	drinking that stuff is exactly what gave Lun those big, round eyes.
	Why don't you both drink up? The Admiral's tea's just the thing to
	soothe frayed nerves.

Subala: ......

Lun: ......

Subala: You were talkin' 'bout eyes?

Lun: You were talkin' about tea?


2cc. " White as a Ghost "
       Characters: Nikea, Zerase, Bernadette

Nikea: Well! What do you know?

Zerase: What is it?

Nikea: Uh, nothing. The thought of you bathing just... never occured
	to me.

Zerase: Of course I bathe! What do you think I am?

Bernadette: She's got you there.

Nikea: Well...*ahem* Wow, Zerase, your skin is snow-white.
	I'm so jealous!

Bernadette: Oh, come on, Nikea, yours is white. Here and there.

Nikea: Nah, it just looks that way 'cause the rest of me is tanned
	so bad. Now, you, you're bronze all over. It's beautiful. I
	wish I knew your secret.

Bernadette: No secret. Back in the Island Nations, everybody
	looks like this.

Nikea: Wow! And you're so smooth!

Bernadette: Nikea! H-Hey!

Nikea: How about you, Zerase? Here, hold still...

Zerase: I'm getting out. If you will excuse me...

Nikea: What? Already?

Bernadette: Stay! Relax! You look so tense...

Zerase: I have wasted enough time here.

Nikea: Hey, wait... Ah, darn it. When am I ever gonna get to talk
	to her? You know, woman-to-woman? Bah.

Bernadette: Nikea... Did you notice?

Nikea: Huh? Notice what?

Bernadette: Her skin... It was so white...

Nikea: Yeah, does she EVER step out in the sun? I mean...

Nikea: How warm is this water? Why wasn't she flushed --
	at ALL?

Nikea: Oh! Um... You... You're not trying to say she's... No,
	no way! That's... No way!

Bernadette: And remember? She said, "What do you think I am?"
	"What," not "Who"...

Nikea: Ooh, I'm getting chills...


2dd. " Cute and Cuddly "
       Characters: Jeane, Lu, Marina

Lu: Whooooooa! Jeane, you're all "VA-VA-VOOM"! Soooooo

Marina: Yeah, you're so grown up. You're... Wow.

Jeane: Oh, thank you. You're very cute, both of you.

Lu: Whaaaat?! You get to be all "VA-VA-VOOM," but we're just "cute"?!
	SO not kewl!

Marina: Yeah, how come you're "beautiful" and we're "cute"?

Jeane: Hey, it's a compliment! No one's ever called me "cute," and I
	wish they would.

Lu: Oh, come ON! Even growing up, all the hot-hot-hot boys had to be
	all, "Squeee! You're SOOOOO cute, Jeane!"

Marina: Yeah! You're so beautiful now, you must've been the cutest
	kid around!

Jeane: No, it's true. I've really never been called "cute."

Marina: Never...?

Lu: Hrm... A-HAAAA! There's only ONE answer! The ugly stick must
	have gone all "WHACK-WHACK-WHACK" up and down your
	face back then!

Marina: L-Lu!!

Lu: C'mon, Jeane! The ugly stick had its way with you! Admiiiiiiiiiit it!

Jeane: Hmm, who knows? Tee hee...

Lu: Well, if the ugly stick had its way with you and YOU ended up all "VA-
	VA-VOOM," then I'M gonna be "VA-VA-VA-VA-VA-VOOM"! So
	what's your secret?! How'd you beat the ugly stick?! Tell-me-tell-me

Jeane: Tee hee...

Lu: Ooooh! You must have gone all "zap-zap-zap" to the ugly with your magic!
	Gimme the spell! Gimme-gimme-gimme!

Jeane: Tee hee hee hee...

Marina: Oh, Lu...


2ee. " Other People's Rules "
       Characters: Cius, Haleth

Cius: So! Haleth!

Haleth: Huh?

Cius: I hear you're betting on dragon-horse training.
	Very unwise of you! How long are you going to keep that up?

Haleth: Hey, if you don't like it, you don't have to join in.
	What do you care? I'm not hurting anyone.

Cius: That's not the point! You're in direct violation of military rules!

Haleth: Rules? Ridiculous.

Cius: Wh-What did you say?!

Haleth: Hey, now, hear me out...
	People agree to follow rules so they can live together without
	too much trouble. Right?

Cius: In a manner of speaking, I suppose, but--

Haleth: Then if there's no trouble, what's the problem?
	Yelling at me for breaking some other guy's "rules," when
	nobody's getting hurt--   What's the point?

Cius: B...But-- but now hear this!
	If we all pick and choose which rules to follow, sooner or later,
	there won't be any rules left at all.

Haleth: Oh, don't be so hardheaded. I mean, hey, aren't you the one
	who helped that tactician lady escape from the prison YOU
	were guarding? Do the "rules" allow that?

Cius: Th-That was... I... I had no choice! I believed helping Lucretia
	was the right thing to do, for the sake of Falena.

Haleth: There you go! Rules are something you can break at your own
	discretion! Right?

Cius: Hmmm... No, but... Hmmm...

Haleth: Think it over, Cius.

(Haleth leaves the bath)

Cius: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

3. Special Thanks

- roninleader@hotmail.com for the transcript of "Other People's Rules" scene.

- BreadSkin, triggerpmp for information on " Cute and Cuddly " scene.

- Konami for continuing to produce this amazing series.

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