Frank: Oh! What a NICE cactus...
Contributed By: Shotgunnova
Johnny: Yeah, it's pretty big...
Gentle Ijay: This cactus was planted when Chief Zonda was born. Other plants die quickly, but only this cactus remains healthy.
Frank: ...Boy. What do you think after hearing that?
Johnny: Huh? I wasn't thinking anything in particular...
Frank: Ol' Frank knows what it means. This cactus is in constant BATTLE. Fighting all alone... It won't lose to this dry earth. What bravery!!
Johnny: Uh, sorry, I'm not following what you're saying...
Frank: But don't worry anyMORE! From today, Frank will be with you!
[Frank uproots the cactus and sticks a hilt in its bottom.]
Johnny: Aaack! You can't take that! Put it back!
Frank: Let us fight for justice and peace...Cactus Saber!
Johnny: Gah! And you named it already... A-anyway, let's get out of here before someone catches us. Quick!
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