Old Man: Hello there, sonny boy. You seen my donkey?
Contributed By: Shotgunnova
Old Man: Been here a long time?
Glas: Feels like an eternity.
Old Man: Ohhhh...you're an Immortal then.
Glas: What? No. You know a way outta here?
Old Man: This used to be a thriving city, you know. When they first found the tomb of--
Glas: Yes, but do you know a way out?
Old Man: In 2028, a great earthquake shook Xi'an--
Glas: So you don't know the way out?
Old Man: When the Chinese government--
Glas: Okay, look! I'll find your donkey for you! Anything! Just shut up!
Old Man: That's nice of you, sonny boy.
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