"Oh good, my slowclap processor made it into this thing. So we have that"
Contributed By: zLantern.
GLaDOS: Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato!
Contributed By: ironyisntdead.
Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.
Cave Johnson: Science isn't about "why?". It's about "why not?!" Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much!? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired!
Contributed By: Shotgunnova.
GLaDOS: Well, this is the part where he kills us.
Wheatly: Hello! This is the part where I kill you!
Chapter Nine: The Part Where He Kills You
Achievement unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You
J.K. Simmons: Science isn't about WHY, it's about WHY NOT!
Contributed By: Hellscream.
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