Touchdown!
You've traveled the distance of a football field. It sounds impressive.
Incroyable!
You've traveled far enough to walk to the top of the Eiffel Tower. If they let you, which they don't. They make you pay for an elevator.
Cruising for a Bruising Altitude
You've traveled far enough to reach the average flying height of a passenger jet. Buckle up!
Going Uptown
You've traveled far enough to walk the length of Manhattan. It's a nice day out, really.
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The Proclaimer
You've walked 500 miles. You will not walk 500 more. It's 2.6 million feet. Frankly, we're surprised you made it.
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Ricky Fail
We let a 10 year old play the game and he got to Floor 3 on his first try. So, nice work, Sport. (Secret)
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Ricky Recruit
You completed the tutorial! Thank you! If you read the manual, you're our hero.
Bag Nasty
You made yourself a blandwich. Enjoy. Yum.
Eat Fresh!
You've made 25 Hero SotSwiches. That's good eatin'!
Copper Top
You've recharged 50 items, so you can keep on going, and going, and going...
Mr. Fixit
You've repaired 20 pieces of your equipment. Nice work, soldier!
Red Green Jr.
You've repaired 50 pieces of your equipment and ladies find you handy.
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Blood and Pineapples
Kablam! Nice juggling, soldier! You killed four enemies with one grenade!
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Room Broom
We know what your favorite weapon is...
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What I do Isn't Very Nice
Give 'em Hell, Bub.
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Stark Approved
Power to full. Systems online. Diagnostics read green. Let's stomp a scavenger bot.
I Feel So Funky
You tried your first mutagen! Can you move?
Bedazzled
You've used a bio-mod on your armor! Hopefully it didn't disintegrate...
Rhinestone Cowboy
Wow, that's a lot of bio-mods in your armor. If you survive, let's hit the clubs.
Tinker
You've used a bio-mod on your weapon! How's the aim?
Bling Master
That's a lot of bio-mods in that weapon. Now hold it sideways when you shoot. That's even cooler.
Engineer Win Easy
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer on Easy!
Engineer Win Normal
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer on Normal!
Engineer Win Hard
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer on Hard!
Bull Nuke
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer on Insane!
Scout Win Easy
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout on Easy!
Scout Win Normal
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout on Normal!
Scout Win Hard
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout on Hard!
H.O.G.
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout on Insane!
Marine Easy Win
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine on Easy!
Marine Normal Win
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine on Normal!
Marine Hard Win
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine on Hard!
Meat Shield
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine on Insane!
Easy Win Trio
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with all three character classes on Easy!
Normal Win Trio
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with all three character classes on Normal!
Hard Win Trio
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with all three character classes on Hard!
Insane Win Trio
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with all three character classes on Insane! Geez!
Quintus Facilis
You've survived past Floor 5 on Easy.
Quintus Normalis
You've survived past Floor 5 on Normal.
Quintus Durus
You've survived past Floor 5 on Hard.
Quintus Insanis
You've survived past Floor 5 on Insane!
Decimus Facilis
You've survived past Floor 10 on Easy.
Decimus Normalis
You've survived past Floor 10 on Normal.
Decimus Durus
You've survived past Floor 10 on Hard.
Decimus Insanis
You've survived past Floor 10 on Insane!
Quindecimus Facilis
You've survived past Floor 15 on Easy.
Quindecimus Normalis
You've survived past Floor 15 on Normal.
Quindecimus Durus
You've survived past Floor 15 on Hard.
Quindecimus Insanis
You've survived past Floor 15 on Insane!
Vicensimus Facilis
You've survived past Floor 20 on Easy.
Vicensimus Normalis
You've survived past Floor 20 on Normal.
Vicensimus Durus
You've survived past Floor 20 on Hard.
Vicensimus Insanis
You've survived past Floor 20 on Insane!
Quinque et Vicensimus Facilis
You've survived past Floor 25 on Easy.
Quinque et Vicensimus Normalis
You've survived past Floor 25 on Normal.
Quinque et Vicensimus Durus
You've survived past Floor 25 on Hard.
Quinque et Vicensimus Insanis
You've survived past Floor 25 on Insane!
Tricensimus Facilis
You've survived to Floor 30 on Easy. Which is OK.
Tricensimus Normalis
You've survived to Floor 30 on Normal.
Tricensimus Durus
You've survived to Floor 30 on Hard.
Tricensimus Insanis
You've survived to Floor 30 on Insane!
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Arms Merchant
You have scrabbled and saved and you have 2000 potential enemy deaths in your inventory. Nice work. NOW SHOOT SOMETHING, ALREADY! (Secret)
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Master Chef
Hallo! How are you? You made yourself some chow while wearing full battle armor!
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Lethal Frag
You tried to fix a console or repair a hub and it exploded in your face. Which is funny as well as an important lesson to heal up before you start tin
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Egg Hunter
You have found and eaten 5 of each type of egg! Eggcellent! (bah-dum-TISH!) (Secret)
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Chef
You have whipped up 5 different food items! Scrumptious!
The Painvin Award
You have successfully decrypted 25 messages!
The Goldwasser Award
You have successfully decrypted 50 messages!
Psi Recruit
You completed the updated tutorial! Don't forget, manual has lots of helpful information.
Quintus Gravis
You've survived past Floor 5, Seriously!
Decimus Gravis
You've survived past Floor 10, Seriously!
Quindecimus Gravis
You've survived past Floor 15, Seriously!
Vicensimus Gravis
You've survived past Floor 20, Seriously!
Quinque et Vicensimus Gravis
You've survived past Floor 25, Seriously!
Tricensimus Gravis
You've survived to Floor 30, Seriously!
Psion Win Easy
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Psion on Easy!
Psion Win Normal
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Psion on Normal!
Psion Win Hard
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Psion on Hard!
PsyOps
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Psion on Insane!
Seriously, Psion?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Psion, Seriously!
Ranger Win Easy
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Ranger on Easy!
Ranger Win Normal
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Ranger on Normal!
Ranger Win Hard
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Ranger on Hard!
Lead The Way
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Ranger on Insane!
Seriously, Ranger?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Ranger, Seriously!
Seriously, Scout?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout, Seriously!
Seriously, Marine?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine, Seriously!
Seriously, Engineer?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer, Seriously!
MindGames or MindFreak?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the five character classes from The Pit and MindGames on Seriously!
Quinque et Tricensimus Gravis
You've survived to Floor 35, Seriously!
Quadragesimus Gravis
You've survived to Floor 40, Seriously!
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Epic meal time!!!
You wrapped a SotSwich in bacon. Who thinks like that? YOU DO! That's why you're awesome! (Secret)
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Hippy-dippy whatever, maaaan.
You made up 10 batches of trail mix. You like quinoa, don't you? Oh yeah, you totally
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The Reveen Award
You have acquired, in one game or another, all of the Psi powers! (Secret)
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The Kreskin Award
You have acquired, in a single game, all of the Psi powers! (Secret)
Quinque et Tricensimus Facilis
You've survived past Floor 35 on Easy.
Quinque et Tricensimus Normalis
You've survived past Floor 35 on Normal.
Quinque et Tricensimus Durus
You've survived past Floor 35 on Hard.
Quinque et Tricensimus Insanis
You've survived past Floor 35 on Insane!
Quadragesimus Facilis
You've survived past Floor 40 on Easy.
Quadragesimus Normalis
You've survived past Floor 40 on Normal.
Quadragesimus Durus
You've survived past Floor 40 on Hard.
Quadragesimus Insanis
You've survived past Floor 40 on Insane!
Murder of Crows
You have killed 25 of your own species (Morrigi)
Suul'ka Hunter
You have killed 25 of your own species (Liir)
Warring Queens
You have killed 25 of your own species (Hiver)
Killer Ape
You have killed 25 of your own species (Human)
Caste War
You have killed 25 of your own species (Tarkas)
Jaynus: Robot Hunter
You have destroyed 500 mecha class creatures.
The Professor Ivo Award
You have crafted 1000 recipes (tech tables)
The Chef Bourdain Award
You have crafted 1000 recipes (cookers)
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The Keel Memorial Award
You have destroyed a Salemite
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Mysterious Universe
You have fought 5 of each Cryptid (Salemite, Hopkinite, Retriever, Sasquatch, Yeti, Psireberal)
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Good Samaritan
You have freed 50 prisoners
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The Special Help Award
You have died ten times before reaching level 15. You look like you could use some help. (Secret)
Claustrophobia
You have completed the game in Quick mode
Golf Clap
You have completed the game in Fast mode
Weapon Smith
You have crafted 100 weapons
Lord of War
You have crafted 100 Ay-kays
Chestburster
You have consumed 50 Bacon SotSwiches. Seek medical help.
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Who Ya Gonna Call?
You have defeated 50 Specters. Was it just a mist or did they have arms and legs?
The Kraven Award
You have killed 10,000 creatures. Maybe you were the monster... ALL ALONG!
Get To Dah Choppah
You have killed 50 invisible enemies
The Zatoichi Award
You have killed 50 enemies while blind
The Romero Award
You have killed 100 zombie creatures
The EQ Memorial Award
You have killed 500 rats.
Striker Win Easy
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Striker on Easy!
Striker Win Normal
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Striker on Normal!
Striker Win Hard
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Striker on Hard!
Glamorous
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Striker on Insane!
Seriously, Striker?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Striker, Seriously!
Warrior Win Easy
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Warrior on Easy!
Warrior Win Normal
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Warrior on Normal!
Warrior Win Hard
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Warrior on Hard!
For The Queen!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Warrior on Insane!
Seriously, Warrior?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Warrior, Seriously!
Seeker Win Easy
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Seeker on Easy!
Seeker Win Normal
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Seeker on Normal!
Seeker Win Hard
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Seeker on Hard!
For The Elders!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Seeker on Insane!
Seriously, Seeker?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Seeker, Seriously!
Seriously, Gang?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with all three character classes on Insane! Geez! (pit classes)
Holy S**t
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with all eight character classes on Insane. Go home. Your intervention is waiting.
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GUNNAAAAAAY!
Ah helped ya this once, Bullet Magnet. Now... can you do it by yourself?
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Beware of the blob!
Ah man, what'd you do? Now you're a protean blob. Hopefully you'll find another Transmogrifier.
Penance
You have killed 25 of your own species (Zuul)
Shepherd Win Easy
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Shepherd on Easy!
Shepherd Win Normal
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Shepherd on Normal!
Shepherd Win Hard
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Shepherd on Hard!
Yonside The Sepulchre
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Shepherd on Insane!
Seriously, Shepherd?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Shepherd, Seriously!
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Enoch Dominus
Dominate 200 enemies as Shepherd. (Secret)
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Fright Night
Instill Fear in 500 enemies as Shepherd. (Secret)
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Fungus Hunter
Rid the world of 200 M'kkose. (Secret)
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Bring the Pain
Cause Pain in 100 enemies using Paingiver knife. (Secret)
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Sweep the Tail
Kill 100 enemies with tailswipe attack. (Secret)
Demon
Equip Imuki PBA.
Juggernaut
Equip Imuki PBA and Shaka'Sal rifle.
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Sword of the Starbux
Make 5 star coffees (Secret)
Mercenary Win Easy
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Mercenary on Easy!
Mercenary Win Normal
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Mercenary on Normal!
Mercenary Win Hard
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Mercenary on Hard!
Mercenary Win Insane
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Mercenary on Insane!
Seriously, Mercenary?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Mercenary, Seriously!
Pumpkin King
Carve a Fear Lantern
Army of Darkness
Kill 100 Zuul Ghouls!
You're a Mean One
Ho ho holy crap! You killed a Gronch!
Lich Win Easy
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Lich on Easy!
Lich Win Normal
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Lich on Normal!
Lich Win Hard
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Lich on Hard!
Lich Win Insane
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Lich on Insane!
Seriously, Lich?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Lich, Seriously!
On A Pale Horse
Equip the Sarcophagus Plate armor and the Harvester weapon.
It's Alive!
You have created 100 necrominions.
Pit Affective Disorder
You have crushed the souls of 50 enemies.
I don't drink... wine.
Drain 2000 health from enemies.
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Shrunk Three Sizes That Day
Just a few days of holiday fun. That's all. But you had to turn it off early. You Grinc... GRONCH! We meant Gronch. (Secret)
Seriously, Medic?
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Medic, Seriously!
Medic Win Easy
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Medic on Easy!
Medic Win Hard
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Medic on Hard!
Medic Win Normal
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Medic on Normal!
Medic Win Insane
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Medic on Insane!
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Little Vlad
Drain 10,000 health from enemies.
Big Doc
Equip the Asclepius Exoplate armor as the Medic.
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Doctor Wha?
Revive using the Emergency Regenerator a total of 13 times.
Bones Memorial
Recover 10,000 health from medical treatment.
Game Night!
Even The Pit can provide an evening of fun for the whole family!

Originally Contributed By: Eevee-Trainer and Guard Master

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