=============================================================================== Tales of the Drunken Paladin Big Trouble in Little China, Maine Hobotropolis Walkthrough by Moxy and Land April 2012 Copyright 2012 All Rights Reserved ================================== Contents =================================== . Introduction . Litchfield . Larry's Labyrinth . Litchfield Forest . Richmond . Swamp . Gardiner . Gardiner Thieve's Hideout . Chocolate Caves . Ocean Passage . Ice Mountains . Bowdoin . Desert . Lewiston . Lewiston Caves . Pine Forest . Freeport . Super Castle . Passage to China, Maine . China, Maine . Caves under China, Maine . Augusta . Augusta Mines . Save Realm . Hobotropolis . Hobotropolis Sewers . Ram Stables . Prison . Lost Save Ruins . Lava Mines . Aftermath . Auction List . Item List . Shop List =============================== Introduction ================================== NOTE: I will list the items that I have found, you may find more. Some information given will be from the game's website forum boards. 'Check' is a gaming term which means to face an object and then to press the appropriate action key. In this walkthrough 'check', 'search', 'look', or etc. means to face the object and press SPACE BAR or something that equals the space bar. You will be checking everything in this game. I have decided to use neither articles nor conjunctions when listing multiple objects. While reading the walkthrough you will find mistakes including spelling, grammar, syntax, descriptive, omission, etc... rely on your instincts to correct these issues. I would also like to give a special thanks to Land. His walkthrough can be found at the game's website (http://www.drunkenpaladin.com/). Without his guidance this expanded version would have been incomplete. Therefor, I have listed him as the co-author. =============================== Game Information ============================== Game Designer : Anebriate Game Company : The Drunken Paladin Release Date : 2009 Platform : RPG Maker VX Game Website : http://www.drunkenpaladin.com The game is an epic RPG. The platform is RPG Maker VX. The content has mature themes and adult humor. This game is a satirical romp with challenging game play and lots of hidden material. A very nice effort by the designer and I commend his hard work. ============================= Note on Leveling Up ============================= Leveling up is more than just raising your stats and learning skills, it gives Brownie Points to distribute into various stats such as... HP increases max Hit Points MP increases max Magic Points ATK increases Attack DEF increases Defense which lowers physical damage received SPI increases Spirit, which controls magic ATK and magic DEF AGI increases Agility which controls the action time bar ACC increases Accuracy EVA increases Evade CRIT increases Critical for regular physical attacks SK SPD decreases wait time used for skills IT SPD decreases wait time used for items AGRO increases the odds of that person being attacked Recommneded stat distribution (?) Brownie Points are limited and precious. By the end of the game, you will only have enough to max out one stat. You will be unhappy if you waste your points. The following suggestion is based on maximizing the character's main attack and minimizing his worst vital stat. For me, the only important stats are ATK, DEF, and SPI. Character: Stat: Anebriate SPI DEF Emma ATK DEF SPI Palmer ATK SPI DEF Albert ATK Deemer SPI DEF Webber ATK SPI DEF Dave EVA SPI Karla AGRO Robert ATK DEF SPI Greg SPI DEF B'Arby ATK DEF SPI ******************************************************************************* * * * Litchfield * * * ******************************************************************************* Search the bedroom for Warm Beer. Exit the room and check Anebriate Ulysses Longfellow's house for Coupon for Larry's, Full Throttle, Warm Beer. Leave the house and follow the road to the right and up. Refrain searching for items and exit to the right. After the event... Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: MECHANICOR ? 9999 20 ? ? Just use Ultra Death Move Times Infinity and he will fall fast. Afterwards, search Belinda's house for Women's Underwear, Lady Sandal, Warm Beer, Red Key. Read the letter and exit the house. ==================================== Story ==================================== NOTE: Around the towns, on the ground, are various flowers and rocks. Throughout the game, pick all the flowers and mine all the rocks. The locations, varieties, and quantities will not be listed. On this screen (Residential area, not in the houses), search for Full Throttle, Warm Beer, Tears of Children. Walk left, up and visit the first house beside Belinda's and talk to the sleeping girl. Search Emma's house for Fishing Vest, Lady Sandal. Search the brew and smelt shop for Pansylion, Tears of Children, Heavy Metal. Go to the Town Square which is to the right of the houses. Search this screen (Litchfield Square) for Warm Beer, Tears of Children, $350. Search inside the Library for Warm Beer, Gross Hippy Stuff. On the right side of the tower, check the bookstand. Go all the way north to the top screen. Loiter around until night, then go inside the building with the guard. Go to the left and grab the chest for $350. Go down the stairs and check for Tears of Children. Follow the path to the bottom right side and into the next area. Check for Warm Beer and head upstairs. Search for $250 and go up the next set of stairs. Again, go up the stairs. Check for Rum and go up the ladder. Open the chest for $2000, Litchfield City Guard Helm. Now that you have enough money, back all the way out. Search this screen (castle entrance) for Tears of Children. Once it's daytime, go back to the store and buy the book. Take it to Emma and she will join your party. Reply that your name is Anebriate. ================================ Side Quests ================================== With Emma in your party, go back to the town square and talk to Sarah the white haired girl for Tears of Children. Go back up and talk to the woman with red hair. She will ask you to find her lost chickens. There are three. The first is up and to the right of the three children in a group. The second is just to the left of the girl who asked you to catch them. The third is back down near the entrance to this area (it may be on either side). Check the chicken lady for a reward of Randy, Roger 'n' Ralph's Hot Sauce. Search this screen (market) for Tears of Children, Tears of Children, Donut, Warm Beer, $200, Full Throttle. The inn has Pansylion. Rosa Stands' Item Shop has Lady Sandal. Hank's weapon shop has Rusted Tin Vest. Harold's travel supplies has Poison. Go up and talk to the blue haired girl. She will ask you to hurt a kid named Phillip. Talk to the blonde haired kid and if you hurt him the girl will give you a $100 reward. If you chose '(I can't do this)' and talk to the girl, she will get mad. Then go back and talk to Phillip for Plastic Alien Epee. Go north and talk to the red haired guy, Joe. He will ask if you like dinosaurs, say 'Yes'. He will ask what kind and reply 'T-Rex' for Sweet-Ass Dinosaur Club. Go to the area on the left and into the red roofed house. Check for Fishing Hat, Lady Sandal, Tears of Children. Exit. Go to the blue roofed house on the left. Check for Lady Sandal, Dusty Key, Warm Beer, Rum. Leave the house. Go down and to the left till you see a boulder, talk to the girl to learn how to pull objects. Check the chest for $250. Return to the plaza and buy a Rope and Mama Judy's Toenail Clippers. Return to the previous area. Go to the red house. On the right side of it, walk between the house and trees. Walk up to the wall and use the rope. Go up, check for Warm Beer x5, return. After you mine the neaby ore check the hole in the wall for Rum. Sneaky shops appear at night. Near the inn buy Sneaky Pete's Foghorn from Sneaky Pete. During the night and with Emma, head to the Mayor's house, on the north west side of the plaza. Go out the back door and talk to Sarah. Then go back inside and talk to the Mayor to extort $3000 from him. Search Mayor Thompson's house for Rum. Exit. =================================== Story ===================================== Follow the road left and up and go into your house and grab the chest containing your gear: Pointy Spear, Old Iron Suit, Rusty Iron Bucket Helm. Now that you have found everything, check your equipment. Go back to the well that is below Sneaky Pete and check it. Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Grumble Bee 280 45 33 Poison ? Find Larry's Tavern and talk to the hobo in front of it twice to save, then go inside. Walk up and around the table to the left and examine the barrel on the left four times, twice to get Slimy Key and twice more to get Rum. Examine the urn in the bottom right side for Poison x3. Talk to Larry the barman. Try to leave. Talk to the priest Palmer who joins your party. Check his equipment. Examine the piano to move it and then go down the ladder. ******************************************************************************* * * * Larry's Labyrinth * * * ******************************************************************************* Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Conspicuously Large Spider 220 24 30 Poison ? Conspicuously Large Mouse 200 22 35 Hairpin ? Rabies Monster 140 15 20 Tears of Children ? Go down the first path and grab the chest with Tears of Children. Then go back up and head to the right and take the first path down and first path left and follow it to the chest with Oldy Moldy Boots. Go back up to the top and head all the way to the right and grab the chest with Warm Beer. Head back left, go down and check the skeleton for Cool Glowing Rock, return. Go down the path on the left again. This time head all the way down and check the crate for Hedgehog Club. Then go all the way back up and to the left near the beginning. Go back down across the 2 bridges and go to the bottom left path. Take it down to the left till you find a switch and pull it. Head back up to the four way intersection go down to the crate for Full Throttle, return. Follow it all the way right and down, right and up. Now the pillars are gone. Talk to the save hobo, save your game. Then head to the right, up and right again to the differently tiled room. Rest on the bed. Check for Trident. Return to the save hobo. This time head down and follow the path to the old man and check the chest in the small path to the bottom right for $350. Now go to the right and check to jump across the blocks on the left side of the water. Once you reach the end, check the chest for Tears of Children. Then head to the right and down at the path to the right, go right and up, pull the switch. Go down from here and check the chest for Rum. Then head back up, left and down, follow the short path right. The hole is an optional fight... ================================ Optional Boss ================================ Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Rad Scorpion ? 400 350 Full Throttle Spring-Loaded Steel Claws Not too bad, use your skills for an easy kill. =============================================================================== Head all the way back up and back across the jumps to the left of the old man. Head back up to the room to rest and go save again. Head back down to the right and this time go straight down with the pillars gone and head left. Go up the small steps and check the chest for Overcoat. Go back down and jump across the water, continue left. Ignore the path down and keep going left. There is a small hole beside a corpse, examine it and Emma will find Hairpin. Go around to the left and up to the right to the house. Use the Slimy Key to go inside. Go to the broken crate in the top left and 'disturb' it and you will fight Barnaby Jones. ================================ Optional Boss ================================ Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Barnaby Jones ? 550 3000 Barnaby's Badass Cutlass ? =============================================================================== On the other side of the wood platform is another broken crate. Examine it for an Ancient Weaponry Relic (Gugengraham Hammerfist). Exit and pull the switch to the right. Head back down and to the right. On the top path, head right past the intersection and event to rest or not will occur. Occasionally throughout the game, you will be faced with choices that may affect your relationship with your party members. As far as I can tell, this has no bearing except on dialogue content. Resting will raise Emma's relationship while not resting will raise Palmer's. Continue heading to the right. Ignore the path up as it's a dead end. Examine the small hole for Full Throttle. Keep going to the right into the next area. Check for Warm Beer, $100. Go up the ladder. Check for Tears of Children x3. Go up the ladder. Check for Sharp Metal Thing. Head out the door to return to Litchfield proper. =============================================================================== Just head a little to the left and you will be taken straight to the burning Bar. On the outside, check the door and go in. Go behind the counter to find a backdoor. Afterwards, exit the inn. Talk to the green hair guy named Daryl, just outside the inn. He will ask you to find the person who took his stuff and sold it. He says the guy who took it will be at the monument at night. Go save. Then at night, talk to the suspicious guy just above the small steps by the monument... ================================ Optional Boss ================================ Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Albert 2165 450 750 Juju Sticker Lucky Rabbit's Foot You don't have to win this fight but I suggest that you do. Use your best skills and hammer him into submission. =============================================================================== After the fight go back to talk to Daryl. If you won then you will tell him you lost. If you lose then you will tell him you kicked his butt and then get a crappy reward. NOTE: You need Mining Pick to collect ore. Once you are done gathering ores and herbs or not, go to the area right of the Town Square to the Cathedral. On the right side outside of the cathedral is a chest for Tears of Children. Now go inside. Go to the room on the left and check for Lady Sandal, Bullet-Proof Monk... Robe. Head back out to the right and search for Tears of Children. Talk to brother Geoffrey at the alter. Head to the top right room and check for Warm Beer. Head upstairs, go in the first room on the right and check for Habiliments of a Nun. Go back out and to the room on the left for Trusty Beatin' Stick, Cardinal Vestments, Woman's Underwear, Tears of Children, Pansylion. Head out the Cathedral and back to Town Square. Exit below the Town Square. During your travels, try to keep Mining Pick x10 and Rope x10 in your pack at all times. Sometimes when you mine a rock, you will find an additional Meteorite Shard along with the ore. This is random and the chance is very low. Regardless, you want six of them. ******************************************************************************* * * * Litchfield Forest * * * ******************************************************************************* Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Tree Sap 350 40 35 Warm Beer Trident Giant Lumberjack 550 55 50 Warm Beer Lumberjack Axe Grumble Bee 280 45 33 Poison ? Just head to the right on the world map to go into the forest and an event will happen. Head to the right and save at your Magical Save Hobo. ================================ Side Quests ================================== Head to the right of the hobo and follow the path right and head down. Follow the serpentine path collecting flowers and ore. The hole in the ground is a cave with a decently hard fight. Go back and save then return. Heal and check the hole... ================================ Optional Boss ================================ Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Weirdo Earth Chick ? 650 750 Crystal Whiskey Vial The Purple Painmaker Don't take these optional bosses lightly. Use your best skills and use any items that you think are necessary. Some bosses are weak to certain attacks so you need to experiment with your party's skills to become familiar with their properties. She can and will kill your party if you simply try to attack your way through the battle. Afterwards, check for Dark Iron Vestments. =================================== Story ===================================== Return to the save hobo. Go down and talk to the vaguely familiar person. After the event, continue down and to the left. Keep heading left then go up through the trees for Warm Beer. Head back down go a little further down for $150. Keep walking down between the stump and tree and use Sneaky Pete's Foghorn to wake Harold in front of the chest for Pspeare. Continue walking to the right, stop by the store if you want and buy anything you might need. Once again, head down and to the right go between the dead tree and tree hug the trees on the bottom and walk right and check the chest for Hedgehog Club. Go back left and continue going down on the main road, follow the path to the right. Head to the right some more and then exit on the bottom. ******************************************************************************* * * * Richmond * * * ******************************************************************************* ================================ Side Quests ================================== Go inside the house on the right side of the well and go up the stairs. Crawl into the hole in the wall and talk to Bernard the dog. He will tell you he wants to get out of the hole. Go back downstairs and talk to Douglas and he will say he has known about the dog and that it's all right to let him out. Go back to Bernard and give him the good news and he will give you Bernard's Magic Stick. Remember this house for later - the potatoes in the kitchen area. Search Bernard's house for Rum, Tears of Children, Warm Beer. Search Lance's house for Rum. Clint's house has Soft Velvet Pumps. Talk to the guy by the well who is wearing white. =================================== Story ===================================== Grab the chest right and down from Bernard's house, hidden behind a tree for Tin Foil. Use the inn in the north part of town to heal up for the upcoming boss. Visit the tavern and buy a Carrot for later. Save at the hobo then go inside the nearby house. Check for Crusty Metal Helm, Full Throttle. Go down stairs and check for Sun Block. When you're ready, talk to the bald guy in the center of the symbol. ==================================== Boss ===================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Deemer ? 600 1000 Head Circle Felt-Lined Fat Suit =============================================================================== Deemer joins your party. Choose from the remaining members to form your party. As a side note, for display purposes keep Anebriate in the first slot. If you want to have access to all of your items (as I do) then return to your save hobo to swap out party members and strip them. Then form your party. =============================== Black Bridge ================================== Just walk around to the bridge and head east on it. Once you reach the sleeping guard, talk to him for Face Piercer. Head right to exit. ******************************************************************************* * * * Swamp * * * ******************************************************************************* Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Jelly Belly 600 85 97 Sound Shrooms Tears of Children Evil Plant Monster 800 93 104 Poison Gross Hippy Stuff Just head to the right from leaving the bridge and you will enter the swamp. Start out by heading to the right when you get to the water, instead of jumping right, jump down. Follow the path right for Jar of Female Angst. Go back left and jump up, now jump right, walk right, up and jump up. Walk to the right and jump down then right. Then walk up following the path as it's linear and talk to the magic save hobo and save. Walk to the left grab the chest for Rum. Back on the path, follow it down to the left, walk between a few dead trees to the chest holding a Sound Shrooms. Follow the path back down and left and when it goes up, find the small opening below and grab the chest of Rum. Then follow the path going up and left and it turns right. Stop at the shop and buy anything you may need and rest to heal up. Walk down and around the two dead trees and then head up and right and then once you get to the crate go up and go all the way to the left of the water and jump across. Pull the rock twice, jump down, walk right, jump up, walk left by the rock and jump up again. Head left and walk up and follow the upper path right then head up and left and open the chest to obtain Morning Wood. Remember this area for cave punching. Head back out this area through the bottom exit and jump across the water to the right into the small clearing between the trees and grab the chest with Rum. Head out of the clearing and follow the path down and around to the right to the cabin. NOTE: Here is the Meteor Shard Worksmith for Meteor Shards. He will make items for $10000 and 1, 2 or 3 Meteorite Shards. Search Swampy Joe's house for Richmond Moonshine. Out of the house continue right and then go up in the next area and head down to the right and grab the chest just a little to the left containing a Beanie. Then head back up and talk to the Quiz Master and take his quiz. The answers are: 1. Litchfield 2. Sneaky Paul 3. Cardinal 4. Steve 5. Robert Flame 6. They Leave the swamp behind the Quiz Master. ******************************************************************************* * * * Gardiner * * * ******************************************************************************* Before spending any money at the shops, let's scavenge the town. As before the areas are divided by screen changes. Entrance Area: Search the grounds for Lantern, Jar of Female Angst. The item shop for Pansylion, $275. The inn for $75, Tears of Children, Lady Sandal, Richmond Moonshine. The pub for Warm Beer, Pansylion. Ann and Henry's house for Poison. Slums Area: Search the grounds for $350, $400. Keith's house for Long Braided Whip. Rotten Joe's house for $250. Residential Area: Search the grounds for Rum. Norma's house for Apple. Katherine's house for Full Throttle, Nice Suit, Rum, Pansylion. Meatloaf's house for Plate Armor. ================================== Side Quests ================================ Moxious Orb With Albert in your party, talk to the girl to the left of the entrance of Gardiner. She disappears but leaves an item behind, check it for Moxious Orb. =============================================================================== The Broken Clock Talk to the woman in the top left corner by Sneaky Pierre's store. She will ask you to find 20 pieces of her clock. 1 [ ] in the shade just up and right from the woman 2 [ ] in the cave to the right of the building to the right of the woman (where Dave is hiding, beside him) 19 [ ] in the bar in the slums beside the guy with red hair on the left of him 3 [ ] in the shade in the bottom left corner of the slums beside the chest of $400 4 [ ] in the house directly below the woman with the 2 guys talking beside it 5 [ ] in the dirt beside the trees just right and down from the 4th's house 6 [ ] on a pile of rocks in the first area beside a giant palm tree and 3 small trees in front of the pub, very hard to see 7 [ ] small patch of dirt to the left of the Inn in front of the informant who takes $20 from you 8 [ ] 2nd floor of the Inn just past room 1 9 [ ] in the item shop by the crates on the right beside the table, grab the chest with $275 while you're at it 10 [ ] beside the green leaf roof house and palm tree and fence in the first part of town, grab the chest in area west for $350 11 [ ] on the right side of the fence in the first area near the top beside the top of a palm tree 12 [ ] inside the fence with the boat port in the beach dirt beside the two palm trees by the crates 18 [ ] in the port house beside the small crate and a barrel 13 [ ] just outside the fence of the boat port near the heavy metal rock right beside the water 14 [ ] directly above Doctor Weird on the left side of Meatloaf's house 15 [ ] between the fence and mountain at the bottom below Doctor Weird sitting on a patch of grass 16 [ ] house just up and left from 15th, sitting on the first floor beside a covered urn 17 [ ] house to the right of 16th on the second floor in front of the giant crate 20 [ ] in the first area of the weapon shop caves Reward: Pancho =============================================================================== Hit the Child or Not Hit the Child.... There's a little kid running around the bottom left side of the top area between two houses. If Emma and Palmer are in your current team then you get the options of strike the child or not. Hitting the child will raise Palmer's relationship while not hitting the child will raise Emma's. Do as you wish. =============================================================================== Eyebrows of Time Talk to the old man on the second floor of the house south of Meatloaf's house then come back here before heading off to King Steve's house for his Eyebrows of Time. =============================================================================== Doctor Weird's Hunts Talk to Doctor Weird on the left side of Meatloaf's house and he will ask you to hunt a potato monster. Go to Richmond and inside Bernard's house during the day. Examine the basket of potatoes and choose to 'Tamper Further' and then select 'Yes'. ================================ Optional Boss ================================ Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Bad Potato ? 800 1250 The Potato Peeler ? Just use your strongest attacks and tear him apart. Make sure you make Anebriate use Share the Goods if he uses Quake. =============================================================================== Return to Doctor Weird. He tells you to hunt a chicken next. It's at the Ice Mountains back half. Head up and right then head directly down and into the cave, you will see a chicken. Talk to it. ================================ Optional Boss ================================ Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Chickenbot ? 1500 3350 Chickenbot Spine Whip ? He uses a spell to lower everyone's AGI. He uses it often, which is a downfall for him. His normal attack can hit low DEF people like Emma for upward to 900. Have Anebriate use Snow Caps to keep the party's HP high. =============================================================================== Return to Doctor Weird. Next is the Devil's Cow. Far top left side of Pine Forest, examine the hole in the ground. ================================ Optional Boss ================================ Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Diabolus ? 3300 5500 Cow-L Diabolus' Eyes Hits for 900+ and can blind. =============================================================================== Go back and talk to Doctor Weird then talk to Doctor Steve for your reward, Doctor Weird's Coat and Doctor Steve's Specs. ================================ Optional Boss ================================ An Unpaid Debt Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Jim 1600 Richmond Moonshine ? Mitchell 1600 Crystal Whiskey Vial ? Chad 2000 1000 405 Wizard Scissors ? Talk to the mohawk hair guy, Flakes, in front of the pub in the first area. Take the letter to Chad in the pub in the slums, he's the one on the right at the table of three. You must go back to Flakes and then go back to Chad in the pub. Fight them and then go back to Flakes and you get a voucher for a free item at Sneaky Pierre's shop. ================================ Optional Boss ================================ In the cave with Dave and the second clock piece, is what looks like a treasure chest... but it isn't, it's a boss (kinda). Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Booby Trap 1400 300 1200 ? ? For beating it, you get a Cold Stone from the chest. =================================== Story ===================================== From the front of town go left into the next area and go in the pub in the slums. Talk to the guy (Webber) with a big beard and armor at the table on the far right. Go back to the front of town and head up and go around the back of the pub and go up to the next area. Talk to the hobo and save your game. Then head up the left side of the fence and into the large house with green leaves. Palmer will chicken out and ditch you there. So go ahead and talk to the guy in black by the table. ==================================== Boss ===================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Meatloaf 5000 750 550 The 'Loaf's Loafers ? Pretty simple fight. However, he has two special attacks. One which can deal damage and another that can silence two people. If Anebriate or Deemer get silenced use a Sound Shroom on Deemer and Anebriate or have Anebriate use Warm Beers to heal while Deemer casts Fireblast and Emma normal attacking. ============================================================================== After the fight go to the Pub in the slums and talk to Palmer at the bar and then talk to Webber again. Then go to Sneaky Pierre's store just above the pub and he tells you the password. Next go back to the first area, stay the night at the Inn, save at the hobo. Go into the weapon shop and check the big chair. ******************************************************************************* * * * Gardiner Thieve's Hideout * * * ******************************************************************************* Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Floating Lava 650 72 115 ? ? Limp 900 125 220 Sun Block ? Head to the cave to the right walk to the spot with a few rocks in the lava and jump there. Head right and grab the chest for Ring of Punching Children. Walk to the right of the chest and up. You will hear a rumble and then a fight will start. ================================ Optional Boss ================================ Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Weirdo Fire Chick ? 1275 1400 Crystal Whiskey Vial Robe of Radness A bit more difficult than others so far but still easy. She tends to burn you with a weaker attack or she will hit someone for around 400 or hit everyone for around 200. If Anebriate dies you will be in trouble. Anebriate having Share the Goods will help alot here as it can heal all for around 300 at low LVLs, Deemer should cast Water Glob, Palmer use Cardinal Catastrophe as it hits three times, Emma normal attack or Spooky Strike. =============================================================================== Head back to the first room and go inside the door head straight up and talk to the door and you will be let in. Head up the steps and talk to the guy wearing a hood in front of the desk and he will tell you the person you're looking for to has fled into the back area. Search this area for Crystal Whiskey Vial, Mining Pick, health restore sack, Exquisite Armor Replica, Dead Mouse, Rum, Felt-Lined Slippers. Go left, continue going up then right and then go left and up and talk to the save hobo and save. ******************************************************************************* * * * The Chocolate Caves * * * ******************************************************************************* Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Ghast 450 125 135 Sound Shrooms Tears of Children Warwelf 900 190 230 Full Throttle Bear Claw Pull the lever beside the save hobo and go down the bottom left side. Wait till the spikes drop and pull the bottom rock down then go up top and when the spikes are down push the top rock down. Go up the stairs. Check the right side of the stacked crates for a Jar of Female Angst then on the crate to the right side of the stairs look for a Queen Elaine VIII's Ninja Star. Return to the save hobo. Search for the Old Skeleton Key here. Then go above the save hobo and climb the ladders and go left and down the ladder open the chest for Full Throttle. Head down the next ladder and go into the cave walk through the linear path and go out the cave exit and open the chest for a Warm Beer... Heck no. HECK NO! Watch as Anebriate kicks the chest's butt and get your good reward of a Necronomicon book for Emma. Head back through the cave and up the ladders and now go further up into the next area. Head up and check the crates for a Richmond Moonshine, ignore the cave for now, head east and climb up the two ladders and flip the switch, return to the cave entrance that we ignored. Go to the back of the room full of treasure. Get the $15000 and Executioner's Cleaver. Then exit the Chocolate Caves. Go talk to Webber who will join your party. Return to the switch area. Go back down and follow the path and go up the ladder to the chest containing the Spook Foil go back down and keep going left past the broken crate and barrel and climb the ladder. Check the Mining Pick to get it. Examine the broken urn for $1200 and continue to the right and climb down the ladder then head up to the next area. Check the broken barrel behind the guy running back and forth for a Knightly Hattery. Talk to Ernie then head left and open the chest for Tears of Children. Save at the hobo. The next room is full of poison and after a small amount of time it's game over. Completing the puzzle, getting the chest and mining the ore in time leaves you with like one second to spare. Once you enter you cannot exit. So, if you want it all then you gotta do it all at once. Grab the chest with Girly Scarf and mine the Chocolate Rock Ore then push the broken table left push the boulder right push the broken urn right push the next broken urn down push the broken box right push the boulder down push the urn left twice and then get out of there. Talk to people in the room that you want in your current party. Search for The Great Bibble. Then leave the room and out of the Inn go back to the weapon shop and back into the underground city talk to the hooded guy at the desk again to buy a snow parka. Leave and go to the port and talk to the woman then look at the papers on the desk to the left. Then talk to the woman again she will tell you he is hiding. Head to the slums and go in the cave with the booby trap chest and second clock piece by the wannabe Royal's house. After talking to Dave go back to the dock talk to the woman again then go out the right door talk to Dave and go further right to the world map. ******************************************************************************* * * * Ocean Passage * * * ******************************************************************************* =================================== Boat ====================================== You can now go backwards much easier, however a lot of paths are currently blocked off by rocks in the water. Take this time to do any side quests that you may have skipped because soon you won't be able to. Sail west and land at the beach grab the chest with Tears of Children x3 behind the tree. This route also takes you back to Litchfield. From the port again, sail south on the light color waters make your way to the right to the small piece of land with a chest holding a Harpoon and $500. Back to the port, head up and to the right this time into the passage Stop at the first land and go inside the cave for a Full Throttle and follow it around leading out open the chest for a pair of Camel Hair Gloves. Go back to the Boat. Go up and around to the right and stop at the land and follow the small path to the right. Open the chest with a Green Kimono, go back to the Boat. Head down and head to the right and stop at the left side of the big tree and examine the large crate for a Richmond Moonshine. Take the boat to the other side then go inside the cave examine the first crate on the left for a Golden Apple. A small shop, not much to buy. Head to the room to the right and talk to the woman walking around to stay the night to heal. Examine the small cabinet on the right side of the guy in bed for a Flask o' Jack. Go down the ladder and examine the small cabinet next to the small crate and bucket of water containing a Fancy Lad Spear. Talk to the maid down there with Emma in your team. She will comment on how Anebriate is becoming nice. Anyways, head back up the ladder and out the left area and back to the boat. Sail to the right going up and right and then take the right path going down again. Instead of going straight up, follow the path right into the next area. Sail up right until you can stop at a small piece of land with a chest for a Flask o' Jack. Then continue sailing the path, ignoring the bloody spot and hole (nothing to do there yet). Continue heading to the right following the path down, right, up, right, down, right and you will eventually be out. ========================== Eastern Auction House ============================== Make sure Deemer is in your team. Go to the top of the area, hug the wall and examine the well. If Deemer is in your team, he will melt the ice and get a Frost Torch. IF DEEMER ISN'T IN YOUR CURRENT PARTY NOTHING HAPPENS. Head to the center bottom to leave. Open the menu and save your game before going to the next area. ******************************************************************************* * * * Ice Mountains * * * ******************************************************************************* Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Chilly Scorpion 900 215 160 Gross Hippy Stuff Crystal Whiskey Vial Bluedini 1250 252 225 Tears of Children Wizardly Shirt Start by heading right, then head down between the trees. Continue to the right and grab the chest containing Fuzz Fists. Then head back up and open the chest containing $600. Stay along the mountain wall walking right go down between the two trees and head down and talk to the guy who says his dog ran off. Remember the dog's name is Alfred. Head right along the road and then head up right from there. Go further up right for a chest with a Full Throttle. Head down and head directly to the right, go to the right some more and open the chest containing Tears of Children. Go further right a little more to the right then go up right and head up some more till you see the dog. Walk up to it, when it asks what the dog's name is, choose Alfred. Then walk up to it and examine it and it will come with you. Then go up and right to grab the chest containing Mountain-Climbing Boots. Examine the small hole in the wall for some Rum. Go left and talk to the guy sitting beside an axe. He will ask you to kill three witches. If you have been following the side quests you have killed two of them already. Now go back to Cliff and return Alfred to him... he will thank you for returning Alfred. ================================ Optional Boss ================================ Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Alfred ? 800 1100 Alfred's Ribfist ? Just treat it like any normal fight just wail on him with normal attacks. He only barks to lower spirit, normal attack about 100-200 damage or heals for 600. =============================================================================== Now follow the dirt path right and up into the cave which is a non battle area. First up examine the hole that Albert was looking at for Defense Drink. Follow the path, ignore the orbs for now, and walk through the path. At the fork in the road go up, at the second one go down. Climb the vine ladder open the chest containing Crystal Whiskey Vial. Pull the snow ball/boulder onto the blue switch. A small cave will break open, examine it to find the Godsayer. Head back down the vines. Then follow the path to the top right, examine the red orb and activate it. Check the shop if you need anything or need some brewing done. Check the shelf right beside the orb for $100, examine the single jar on the counter for a Rum. Follow the path left again. Talk to the magic save hobo and save. Keep going to the left and activate the blue orb. Go down the rope. Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Plasma Tubes 1000 145 190 Full Throttle Cold Stone Follow the path right. In the bottom right corner is a wolf, Emma says we got to help it... ================================ Optional Boss ================================ Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Wolf ? ? ? ? ? Fetal postion through the fight. After about three attacks on you, the battle will end and then you really get to help it. Do NOT kill it. =============================================================================== After you help it, the wolf digs a small hole in the ice. Examine it for a Blood Blade and $3000 and go back up the rope. Head back through the cave to the first fork and go down to the right and examine the green orb and grab the chest for a Flask o' Jack. Head back to the front and activate the purple orb and the gate should open. If it doesn't, press the yellow switch by the pillar with four small orbs and redo the orbs in the order of red blue green purple. Save at the magic save hobo and head up just as you walk beside the rock... boss time. =================================== Boss ====================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Tommy's Bull ? 2150 4000 Icy Hooves of Death Tommy's Bullhorn Sledge He hits about 400-600 with each hit and can put people to sleep or slow people down. Use Cold Beverage if one person is missing 400 HP or Snow Caps if someone is missing 1000. Use your best skills and keep your HP high and no one should die. =============================================================================== Save at the hobo again, exit to the north. =============================== Side Quest ==================================== Only if you have already done Doctor Weird's first side quest to kill the potato and gotten the new one to hunt the chicken. Head up and then head directly down and into the cave you will see a chicken, talk to it. =============================== Optional Boss ================================= Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Chickenbot ? 1500 3350 Chickenbot Spine Whip ? He uses a spell to lower everyones AGI, he uses it often which is a downfall for him. His normal attack can hit low DEF people like Emma for upward to 900. Have Anebriate use Snow Caps to keep the party HP high. Examine the dead body for $300 and an Overly Complicated Halberd. Leave the cave and walk back the to main path. =============================================================================== Hug the mountain going left between the mountain and trees and continue left. At the far end to the left, grab the chest containing a Viking Helmet. Head back to the main path and just go straight up to get out of the mountains. ******************************************************************************* * * * Bowdoin * * * ******************************************************************************* Check the whole town grounds for Fish, Tears of Children. The inn has Seal Club in the side yard, Bowdoin Brew upstairs. Zachary's house has Bowdoin Brew. Gloria's house has $400, Tears of Children. O'Henry 'da Smith's has Bowdoin Brew. Dock house has Jar of Female Angst, Dracula Robes. ================================ Side Quests ================================== The Cheating Wife Go in the first house on the right at the front of town. Search this house for Richmond Moonshine, Winged Timberlands, Vegetable Knife. Go up to the second floor and examine the open book then go back down stairs and talk to the woman. You will be taken outside, Emma will talk to Anebriate and then give him Emma's Home-Made Spear. This also raises Emma's relationship. =============================================================================== Ugarr Go to the pastry shop and buy a Sticky Bun and return to the dragon statue in the front of the town and talk to the guy in his underwear. Agree to give him the Sticky Bun and you will go somewhere for a long conversation followed by a flashback. After all is finished, grab Ugarr's Pendant from the ground. =============================================================================== Francesca the Snow Queen Talk to the boy in red by the snow man in the first area. Tell him the snowman is missing a nose and agree to give him a Carrot. You will be rewarded with Francesca the Snow Queen's Top Hat. =============================================================================== Relic Weapons List Go to the weapon shop and talk to the guy with grey hair walking around then agree to help. He will give you a list of weapons to find. You won't be able to finish this quest until the end of the game. =============================================================================== Removing the Frost Bees Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Frost Bee 890 190 165 Poison ? Go in the house in the bottom right side of the 2nd area. Talk to Leah she asks you to clear out the basement. Search for $300, Poison. Then examine the 5 pillars each one will start an easy fight. Just attack, once your finished talk to Leah again. She gives you Karate Clothes. =============================================================================== Lesson in Pouches Go to the big house in the 2nd area just to the left of the entrance. Go upstairs, check the four pouches and watch as Anebriate freaks out more 'n' more. Then grab the chest with Glittering Fancy Armor. Continue looking for Baseball Bat, Bowdoin Brew. =============================== Optional Boss ================================= Head behind the dock. Jump across when you walk past the bubbling water she will come out and attack. Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Weirdo Ice Chick ? 1850 1900 Mind Mixture Crystal Whiskey Vial Her Frost Bolt hits about 200-500, normal attack around 400 and her hit all hits everyone for about 200. Grab the chest for Bowdoin Brew. If you have done both of the other two Weirdo Chicks, go back to the guy in the Ice Mountains where we found Alfred the dog and he will give you an axe for Webber called The Witch Slayer that silences as well as $5000. =============================================================================== If you have not done the quests in previous areas, do so now. You won't be able to return to do them till chapter 4 and some like the Weirdo Earth Chick will be comepletly blocked off. You can also take this time to get the next Doctor Weird hunt. ================================= Story ======================================= Let's start off by going to the bar in the back of the first area and talk to the bartender. He will tell you more about Archibald. Leave the bar and head up. Follow the road to the right into the next area, talk to the bald guy in front of the building and then go inside. Talk to the guy in red with a mask then talk to the guy in a dark red hood. Leave till night time (rest at the inn to waste some time), once it's dark, go to the campfire spot in the first area at the far bottom right side. At 00:00 talk to the guys around the campfire the boss will appear, saying they will do something at 05:00. Go back to the Jets' hideout and tell them. Then go rest at the Inn and Archibald confronts you. Telling you he knew all along what you were doing. He warns you not to go back to the Jets. ============================= Side Quests part 2 ============================== Unwanted Uniform After Archibald comes to your room in the Inn, go back to the campfire spot and talk to the redhair guy and say you were going to give the uniform to him. He returns the favor with Darold's Climbing Staff. ================================ Optional Boss ================================ Finishing the Jets Unlike what Archibald says, let's return to the Jets' hideout. They confront you and you must fight them. Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Bennie ? 1250 1600 Mohair Suit Electric Boots The Jets A 2200 ? ? ? ? The Jets B 2500 ? ? ? ? The Jets C 1900 ? ? ? ? Have Deemer use Pointy Hail and Emma Dark Smoke Sweep and the Jets will fall in about 3 hits. Then just normal attack Bennie for a win. =============================================================================== Last chance to use your boat to go back before the next event. Go to the palace, enter, go left and in the next area go up at the first path into the library and talk to the librarian. Grab the Pansylion off the counter and the first bookshelf on the right, ON THE LEFT SIDE TOP, for a Necklace of Eyeballs. Now leave the library and go to the right wing of the castle and examine the empty crate beside the blue haired guy at the table for a Sharpened Snow Shovel. Examine the crates to the right of the table for Crystal Whiskey Vial. Leave the castle and Dave will meet you. He is locked into the party so choose your favorite two people, I chose Emma and Deemer (I chose a straight up physical ATK party of Anebriate, Emma, Palmer or Albert, Dave. Equipped for ATK and AGI to blitz attacks in the upcoming Desert. Moxy). He tells you to go to the port. It's the far right side of town. Head across the peer and get on your boat. Your now stuck on these waters until chapter 4, you cannot go back to the beginning. Start off by sailing right and down along the land and disembark on the rocky part with small patches of snow. Head left across the bridge and go down and left further along the grass. Ignore the sign bridge and town on the right as there nothing in this current version, continue going down. You arrive in a desert just for Anebriate to pass out and have a flashback. When in control, walk right and up to the ladder and go in the cave beside a pile of gold. Once in, just walk towards the gold and the flashback will end. ******************************************************************************* * * * Desert * * * ******************************************************************************* Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Sandgoyle 1450 265 215 Sound Shrooms Sandgoyle Tooth Giant Tarantula 750 185 200 Poison ? Sand Ninjas 850 230 225 'Nocs Sand Ninja Mittens Start off by grabbing the chest beside the makeshift bed for a Running Stick and exit. I recommend running from fights as the timer still progresses during battle but if you can't, always use your best skills and if you get multiple targets then use multi skills. Head out the cave and into the desert. It's so hot you only have so much time. If the timer runs out you are sent back to the cave. Cut cacti if your timer falls below 0:45 for another 0:30 added onto your time. Head to the right and grab the large standing cactus for more time if your down to 0:45. Continue going down and go down and then make a dash to the cactus down and to your left for some more time. Talk to the Magic save hobo for some more time and to save. Don't bother reading what he has to say as the timer still runs while he is talking, just keep checking as fast as you can to skip through it and then save. Head left a little and then go directly up and grab the chest containing Cat o' Nine-Tails. Use the cactus nearby to get more time if needed. Head back to the hobo and save again, this time he doesn't give more time. From the hobo go down and then go right and grab the cactus if needed. Go further right, this area has no monsters and a couple of cacti. Then go up and then go right and up the vine and climb off the side of it. Go into the cave and open the chest containing Flower Crown. Talk to the merchant and agree to buy his deal for $5000, you get: Bernie's Supply Bundle Tears Of Children x5 Bowdoin Brew x5 Richmond Moonshine x5 Jar Of Female Angst x5 If you run really low on time (0:25), you can drink from the water beside the merchant for an added 1:00. Head out the cave and back to the left and return to the save hobo. Then go further on down. Run down and grab the first cactus if needed and keep going down and head right. Use the cactus if needed and keep going right. There's another cactus just to the right of it if needed. Head further down and then go left. Follow the path and there's a cactus, keep going left and then head up. Heading right examine the hole in the wall for a Jar of Female Angst. Go down and right from there and head into the cool cave. There is no timer in here. Heal up and examine the crate, choose to tamper with it and then a familiar face appears to try to get revenge. Kick his butt like last time. ================================ Optional Boss ================================ Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Barnaby Jones ? 2500 4000 Staff of Barnaby Jones ? His normal Attack deals about 900+, his Spooky Ghost Pirate deals 300+. Make sure you have Emma. Blind him with Spooky Strike so he isn't constantly hitting you hard. Make sure Anebriate uses Snow Caps if someone gets hit. Palmer do Cardinal Catastrophe. Dave is pretty much worthless in this fight so make him use items if needed. Deemer just cast whatever spells he has. =============================================================================== Backtrack to the save hobo grabbing cacti again when needed. Head back down again grabbing cactus into the bottom area again. This time instead of going down and left, we're gonna go right at the fork. =============================== Quiz Master =================================== Answers: 1. Bluedinis 2. Fighting Pants 3. Eye of the Tiger 4. 'Nocs 5. Webber 6. Pilot 7. (blank) =============================================================================== You should still have plenty of time left from the 2 mins he gives you. So quickly head right, up, right and there's a cactus just down right if your low on time. Head out the right path and you're on the world map again. Take the time to save. ******************************************************************************* * * * Lewiston * * * ******************************************************************************* ================================ Side Quests ================================== Dinosaurs part 2 Talk to the guy walking around with green hair near the office. He asks if you like dinosaurs, say 'Yes'. He asks what kind, say 'Triceratops'. Reward: Triceraxe. =============================================================================== Zelga's Toenails If you bought Mama Judy's Toenail Clippers, then give them to the little girl on the second floor of the mine where a lot of people are. She will give you Zelga's Toe-Junk Picker. =============================================================================== Ipod Quest Go to the Inn and examine the hole in the wall beside the guy at the far right side and get a note saying to go to the abandoned shack at the docks between 2 and 4am. So go to the abandonded house right beside the dock. When it's time, enter. He will tell you to bring the parts. There's four, you can't get them all yet. Ipod memory chip - hidden in a log in Pine Forest Ipod frame - in a dead corpse hidden in a cave above the fruit stand in Free Port Ipod wire - bought from a guard in super castle Ipod Wheel - from mystery box quest, spend $10000 on boxes Reward: $20000 and Macinsquash. =============================================================================== Mystery Box Talk to the guy with white hair in the top cave and buy his Mystery Boxes for $1000 for Warm Beer, $3000 for Sticky Bun, $6000 for Ipod Wheel. =============================================================================== Albert's Home With Albert in your team, go in the cave examine the pillar in the top right room of the cave and go inside examine things for Thievein' Cowl, Poison x3, Jar of Female Angst x3, Claw Fingers. Look around some more and then leave. =================================== Story ===================================== Go up and right from the entrance and approach the door and get interrupted by the save hobo and he ditches you. Proceed into the house grab the Crystal Whiskey Vial from the broken crate on the right and talk to Maurice. Leave the office. Follow the cart track left and up. Keep going up and go inside the cave, this is Albert's home cave. Search this area for Jar of Female Angst, The Staff of One-Thousand Fists, Fermented Beer. Go up the southern ladder and check for Poison. Go outside for Nikes. Return near the first cave entrance and climb the ladder beside the guy. Go right and then go up and left. When you're at the top, talk to the bartender. Search this area for Fermented Beer, Tears of Children, Donut. Walk back to where the little girl is walking around and take the path down all the way till you're out of the cave. The inn has Crumpled Note, Fermented Beer. Follow the tracks all the way to the ladder, collecting Full Throttle, Mining Pick, Donut, Crystal Whiskey Vial as you go and climb it. Go in the cave. Walk around the walls and go out the back door. Follow the wall up the left side and climb down the rope ladder. As you do a new save hobo appears, so make use of him and save. This is a good time to reform your party. Check this area for Frosted Pineapple Cake, Fermented Beer. In the shack where you find the iPod dude is Fermented Beer. Head up and talk to the guy in front of the port (you will need at least $7000) and then try to walk up after buying a boat. A man interrupts you, asking you to help them by defeating something. So let's go back to the cave with the bar and talk to the guy walking around just below the locked blue door. Then talk to the green haired guy he will give you a key. ******************************************************************************* * * * Lewiston Mines * * * ******************************************************************************* Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Huge Lava Rats 950 195 250 Sun Block Jar of Female Angst This cave is extremely straight forward. You can't come back here once you finish. ==================================== Boss ===================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Deep Crow ? 2850 3600 Deep Crow Bone Javeline Deep Crow Feather Cap First off, he is extremely fast. He can blind while doing about 400-500. His Shadow Boxing deals 1000+. If Anebriate gets blinded, ignore it, and just keep him healing. If Emma or Palmer get blinded, cure it right away with Dave. Have Palmer use Cardinal Catastrophe a lot and it will die eventually. If Anebriate dies getting back into the fight might be hard. =============================================================================== After the fight, talk to the guy who asked you to kill it. Also Winona, the vendor whose husband/son was going to be sacrificed, will give you Gross Hippy Stuff x2, Sound Shrooms x2, Sun Block x2, 'Nocs x2 for defeating the darkness. Then go to the dock and leave. After gathering the red mushrooms in Augusta, come back and talk to Davis (another vendor) for Ye Olde Lewiston Dome. Sail south for Chrome Dome. ******************************************************************************* * * * Pine Forest * * * ******************************************************************************* Sail north along the land until you see some tents. Stop off here and walk into the trees... Search for Frenzied Crygasm Chalice, Scarlet Feather Cap, make sure you grab the iPod Memory Chip from the log in the top right corner. ================================ Side Quest =================================== If you have done The Robot Chiken hunt for Doctor Weird and went back to get the next one, examine the hole in the ground in the far top left side of the area left of the exit. Save first. =============================== Optional Boss ================================= Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Diabolus ? 3300 5500 Cow-L Diabolus' Eyes Hits for 900+ and can blind. Hits hard and fast, a challenge. =============================================================================== The exit is in the top left corner. Take the time to save on the world map then examine the tent to go in. ******************************************************************************* * * * Freeport * * * ******************************************************************************* Upon arriving and walking up, you run into a fight. ==================================== Boss ===================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Mechanicor ? 2770 5500 Mechaxe Crystal Whiskey Vial He's all around weaker than Deep Crow. =============================================================================== Climb the wall by the fruit stand right beside the sign, open the chest for Shark Tooth Anklet, talk to the man for Flask o' Jack and examine the corpse at the end for the iPod Frame. Back out, talk to the woman on the right side who is blocking the peer to the chest and say 'Your eye is like...' she will let you by to get Paladidn't. Search the area for Funky-Fresh Headband, Jar of Female Angst, $800. Head up into the house just above there and check it for Frenzied Crygasm Chalice, Falconry Glove, Fermented Beer and then talk to Leonard across the counter. Dequip Albert. Sail across the northern water back to Litchfield. Stop by Gardiner to finish Doctor Weird's quest and also get the Eyebrows of Time. ******************************************************************************* * * * Super Castle * * * ******************************************************************************* =================================== Story ===================================== Save outside Litchfield, enter. Watch the scene, save at the save hobo. Search Litchfield. Emma's house has Moonwalk Shirt, Frenzied Crygasm Chalice. To the right of the inn is Righteous Ring. Most northern screen has Frenzied Crygasm Chalice, Rainbow Ring. Run the Litchfield Forest for new paths and Frenzied Crygasm Chalice, The Griever, $150, Fermented Beer. Check Old Man McMace's Cabin for Old Man McMace's Ring. ============================== Super Castle =================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Litchfield Guard 1800 290 250 Richmond Moonshine Fermented Beer Court Wizard 1600 310 270 Jar of Female Angst ? Sergeant 2500 400 425 Sergeant Mask ? Try to have at least $15000 before you go in the Super Castle. Return to Litchfield and then go inside the Super castle. After talking to Larry, go up and fight the guards. Check for Frenzied Crygasm Chalice. Then go upstairs. Go left and take the path up and then downstairs, down the next set of stairs and grab the chest containing That One Book. Examine the barrel by the note on the wall for a Jar of Female Angst. Go back up the two sets of stairs and then go up the stairs just below you. This time the guard in here won't attack you. Examine the box on the table for 5th Floor Room Key and grab the chest containing Megashark Tooth Fist. Go down the stairs and walk to the right side of the room. Fight the guard on the right side of the room and head up the stairs that he blocked. Examine the middle cabinet to get the Cherriest of All Shoes. Fight the next guard and head up the stairs. Go to the room just below you and examine to right drawers for a Jar of Female Angst. Go up the middle room stairs and check the library shelves for Everybody Poops, return. Go to the far bottom left room and head upstairs, fight the guard and examine the first crate by the fire for a Crystal Whiskey Vial. Follow the path right, fight the guard head upstairs. Either fight the guards or try to walk between them to get to the room of the left. Use the key you got to open the door and talk to Belinda for Package for Mr. Washington. Examine the drawers on the right for a Donut the make your way to the room next door. Examine the empty crate for $3500. Go up the stairs to the right, hug the top wall going left and you can avoid the guard. Continue left and fight this one go down and examine the empty crate for a Fermented Beer then go upstairs. Talk to the guard on the right side of the table in the bottom left corner and buy his key for $15000. Go right and up the stairs into the first room, grab the chest containing The Scorpion. Go in the room just below that one, grab the chest with $1700. In the room to the left of that one, examine the empty crate for a Flask o' Jack. Use the new key to open the room above that one and examine the drawers for the iPod Wire. You can rest here. Go upstairs, grab the chest containing the Frenzied Crygasm Chalice. Go up the steps and kill the guards and head up. Kill the sergeant for the 10th Floor Gate Key. There's a store in this room with decent weapons. Head back down the steps and into the room in the bottom right. Head up the stairs and examine the cabinet on the right for a Cowl of Undeath. Go left and the magical save hobo will appear like magic. Go all the way left and grab the chest containing a Stump Mantle. Save and talk to the sergeant. Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Castle Archmage 7450 430 455 Frenzied Crygasm Chalice Staff of the Archmage Last chance to level up in the basement area. Try to get at least one Sergeant Mask. Also, you can finish the iPod quest now. Fully heal your HP and MP using your weakest healing items and save again. ==================================== Boss ===================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: King Steve ? ? ? ? ? He hits for 600+, can attack twice for 600+. He throws shurikens for 600+. He casts magic reflect, if he does this and you have a mage, just make the mage use MP items on Anebriate. If more then one person starts dying, don't be afraid to go on the healing side tossing Full Throttles till you can use a Flask o' Jack to get everyones HP full. Keep your weakest person using magic items and have Palmer using Quadriplegic, and your other heavy hitter attacking with whatever. I used Emma's normal attack. It can be difficult if he focuses on one person. Just use Share the Goods and Snow Caps if someones HP is almost gone. After you do so much the battle stops but you still get EXP (not sure how much). =============================================================================== You wake up in your room at your house. Go out and talk to everyone. Depending on your relationship with Emma (if you even got her) affects what she says. Open the chest for $15000, King's Ring, Power Paste. Go outside, once you have talked to everyone, and save at the magic save hobo. After saving, follow the road up and right to Larry's. Upon going to the next area you will run into Webber or Webber-Anne depending if Webber is already in your team, if he is not he will join you here. Check Lichfield for Frenzied Crygasm Chalice from one of the triple girls. Search Larry's Tavern for Spiked Grape Juice. The Trophy Room is finished and open. Talk to Joe the kid who liked dinosaurs, this time he asks what's better than dinosaurs? reply 'Bears' he will tell you go find someone in Bowdoin. Talk to him again for a Bear Club. Leave town through the path beside the Super Castle and run into Antoxicate. Continue out of town and talk to Webber-Anne and then get on your boat. ================================ Side Quests ================================== There are alot of new side quests available in areas you have been already. I will only list the town names and the sidequest info as by now you should be familiar with the towns. ================================== Richmond =================================== Bernard the Dog part 2 Go inside Bernard's house and talk to the man and woman to find out Bernard is missing. Go outside and walk up to the pub and talk to Bernard, grab Bernard's Magic Pouch that he leaves behind. This allows you to talk to animals. =============================================================================== Bernard the Dog part 3 Return to Bernard's house and talk to him and tell him you have the pouch. Return it and he gives you Bernard's Not-Magic Stick. NOTE: You may want to hold off on this, as you won't get the pouch back again until much later, and you need it sooner than later. Moxy. =============================================================================== The Muderous Bear Talk to the Eskimo Ernest who was always yelling because he had his ears ripped off he asks you to kill a bear in the mountains to China, Maine. ================================== Gardiner =================================== The Guy with a Bow Go to the pub in the slums of Gardiner and talk to the guy with red hair at the first table beside the bald man then talk to the bald man with a bow. ================================ Optional Boss ================================ Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Crazy Skinhead 10000 5150 4250 Skinhead Shank Dr. Martens, Ph.D His normal attack hits about 600-800. He can put people to sleep and he can inflict Bleed on someone. ================================== Bowdoin ==================================== The Bear Fighter ONLY if you have done the quests Better than Dinosaurs in Litchfield and started the murderous bear quest in Richmond, go in the house up the ladder in the first area that's normaly locked and talk to the guy sitting in the chair after talking to him, grab the Chainsaw from the chest. ================================= Free Port =================================== Lyrics for the Bard of Freeport talk to the bard just above the old woman Wilma he asks you to talk to the pirates and listen to their stories for him. [ ] Paul at the fruit stand the guy with the red bandanna [ ] Frank the guy walking around just to the right of Paul [ ] Captain Rolph who is walking around above the weapon shop [ ] Corsair Mary the woman who was blocking the chest on the dock [ ] Armor Shop owner [ ] Theodore at the stand just left of the armor shop Then go back to talk to the Bard Rick for Rick's Ivory Spear and $9500. =================================== Story ===================================== Take the sea voyage to the eastern waters, head south, further south, then the port until you see a small dock with snowy rocky ground and disembark and head right until you see a sign. Save and go up. ******************************************************************************* * * * Passage to China, Maine * * * ******************************************************************************* Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Snow Scorpion Supreme 2600 570 600 Fermented Beer Frenzied Crygasm Chalice Snow Lizard 1650 420 320 Fire Water ? Flying Goatdinis 3650 600 720 Fire Water Goatdini Staff Check this screen for Full Throttle, Flask o' Jack, Polar Bear Slippers, Mind Mixture. Head directly left from the entrance until you see a dead tree then go straight and continue up. If you have started the Murderous Bear quest and gotten the Chainsaw, go inside examine the small hole in the wall by the blood to get Nevermiss Gloves. If you think you're ready, walk over to the bear to the right. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE CHAINSAW EQUIPPED OR THIS WILL BE AN EXTREMELY HARD FIGHT. Recommend being Lvl 25+ with good armor. ================================ Optional Boss ================================ Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Interfecio Ursus ? 17000 0 Murder Bear Jacket Interfecio Ursus Bow It can raise it's DEF. Lower everyones attack. Hit a single person for 1200+ and stun. Hit a single person for multiple 300+, healing how much it deals often around 2000. Has critical. Whoever uses the Chainsaw will hit near constant 1000+, if good ATK. Emma can hit 800+ if she has good ATK and uses Spooky Strike. Deemer can hit 800+ if you use Power of a Thousand Suns. If you use anything except those you will either hit nothing or 1. Using Kiwi fruits that silence but ATK+ will help, since if he raises his DEF and lowers your ATK, your going to hit less then half of what you should be hitting. NOTE: I used three people buffing plus healing and one attacking, lots of items, LV 25. Took near 30 Full Throttles, 10 Kiwis, Emma debuffing plus Dave as a back up healer. Used Webber (or Palmer) as Chainsaw attacker. Equip for DEF and AGI (EVA for Dave) only, Kiwis will pump your ATK. Used Flask o' Jack as a last resort, around 3. Come back later if you're not ready, brutal. Go back and talk to Eskimo Ernest in Richmond and claim your $40000. Also return to Bowdoin and claim Johnny Roxard's Guitar. NOTE: if you are still equipped with the Chainsaw then it will stay in your inventory. =============================================================================== Head left outside then talk to the guy on a bed to start the quest China Fried Chicken. Head right back to the entrance, head up the frozen steps. NOTE: After finishing China Fried Chiken quest, take a Fried Chiken to the hole in the wall over here and a fox/dog will tell you a secret. You must have Bernard's Pouch. You will also receive Tough Tincture. =============================================================================== At the hobo save. Then go left head up the steps following the path, check the chest for Frenzied Crygasm Chalice. Keep going right then go up, right, up the steps. Head into Cheever's Cabin and examine the table for some Fire Water talk to Old Man Cheever to get a pass then talk to him again to start the dragon's egg quest. Head back to the save hobo. This time head all the way left and keep going left at the cross roads and head down the ladder and into the cave. Jump across the holes, jump further across and flip the switch, jump back across. Pull the boulder down once then push it down again then pull it left, jump across then hold and pull it down three times, push it right then up then right onto the switch. You will hear a click. Jump across the holes to the bottom right corner to go out of the cave. Grab the chest containing the Light Saber. Go back through the cave and to the crossroad. Then head left and grab the chest containing a Frenzied Crygasm Chalice and head up the steps and use your rope to climb the wall. Grab the chest containing Gross Hippy Stuff then head up the ladder, choose to go in the cave and get the dragon's egg. Take this back to Old Man Cheever for Cheever's Axe. Go back to the crossroads and head up the steps and head up the steps again. Stop by the cave on the left to rest and heal. You can't check the cave out so continue on up then talk to the dude in shades by the bridge... darn he must think he's cool and all... =================================== Boss ====================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Shakespeare ? 5275 7800 Shakespeare's Shades Velvet Doublet Can hit for 500+ and sleep. Can use a hit all water spell for about 400+. Can confuse 1 person. Normal attacks for 700+. Don't know his HP but it is a heck of alot. Not a difficult fight, just heal as needed and be prepared to revive. He can be debuffed and status ailed. =============================================================================== Head across the bridge, going right just before the steps and continue up then go through the back path, head right and then down the ladder. Keep going down ladders, head right up the steps and examine the wall to use your rope to climb. Talk to the person in red, grab the chest for Fire Water. Head back down the ladders on the right into the next area. Go down, head right and examine the rock. Climb the wall with a rope and talk to Nock Churris. Give him some 'Nocs and he will give you $5000 and Nock's Socks. Continue going right, head up the steps and then go in the cave. Buy a Broom and a Hammer. Pull the snow boulder away from the wall and go down the ladder. Make sure you fully heal your HP and MP and go in the very large cave. ================================ Optional Boss ================================ Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Super Groober ? 5975 0 Francois of Englebert's Cross-Bow Groober Goo It can single attack breath Seduce someone for 900+. Normal attack someone for 500+. Has critical. Music Notes? 460+ damage plus Seduce. Heal Seduce with Naughty Notes. If you don't have or run out of Naughty Notes let whoever is seduced die, except for Anebriate. =============================================================================== Head back out of the cave and continue up the steps. Welcome to China, Maine. ******************************************************************************* * * * China, Maine * * * ******************************************************************************* Grab the chest for Essence Infusion on the right and then go into the house and talk to Mayor Frank. Emma's relationship will change the following dialogue with Karla. After a few exchanges of words, Karla joins but isn't locked into the team. However, Webber is still locked in. Check Mayor Frank's house for Tablet Piece, Frenzied Crygasm Chalice, S.O.A.P., Fire Water. Back outside, go up the steps, head left and save at the magic save hobo. =============================== Side Quests =================================== China Fried Chicken part 2 Go down the ladder and across the bridge in the first area and go left and into the house. Use your broom to sweep up all the piles of dirt. Use your hammer to repair the counter and wall. Throw out the chicken on the table, clean the moss off the wall with your spear and examine the crate with a hole to fight. =============================== Optional Boss ================================= Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Mighty Mouse 12000 2075 5000 Fermented Beer Power Paste Poison Punch 700+ and Poisons. Normal attack for 700-800 =============================================================================== Go back to Lieutenant Sanders and tell him you have cleaned the place. He will go to China and open a store. Later, you can talk to him any time for as much free chicken as you want. =============================================================================== Tibbles the Cat Left of the save hobo is Tibbles. If you have completed Bernard the Dog part 2 and have gotten the magic pouch then you will be able to talk to him. Give him the dead mouse that you found a long time ago and he will dig out a hole in the wall behind him. Check it for Tibbles' Rival. =============================================================================== Delivering Gifts for Nicholas, The Saint Go to the church in the northern part of China, Maine. Grab the chest for a Halberd of Heat, go inside check the church for Tablet Piece, Communion Wine, $15000. On the 3rd floor of the church talk to Nicholas, the Saint and then examine the crate on the far right. Head downstairs to the first floor, we're going to hand out gifts. You may need to swap out party members to complete some deliveries. [ ] Father Gordon [ ] Travis, who is Kevin's father [ ] Mayor Frank [ ] Harry the inn keeper [ ] Doc Vacation, who is on the inn's 2nd floor [ ] Tabatha, in the kitchen of her house slaving away [ ] Mrs. Webber [ ] Mortimer the barkeeper [ ] Sarah As a reward, you get Saint Nick's Hat and Saint Nick's Mitts. =============================================================================== Carol's Love Letter Talk to Carol the green haired girl past the bridge on the left side of town go to the house to the right of the save hobo. Talk to the blue haired kid. Search Kevin's house for Fire Water, Lady Sandal. Go back to Carol. You can either 'Tell her the truth' or "Lie to her'. Either way you get the Women's Perfume. If you 'Be a general douche' then you get nothing. ================================== Story ====================================== The inn has Fire Water, Five Finger Face Fu&&ler. Tabatha's house has Fire Water, Rouge, Wellies. Alphonse's house has Alphonse's Holy Symbol. Go to Webber's house by going to the left area and across the first small wooden bridge. Inside head upstairs, go into the left room and talk to Webber's Mother. Check the house for Frenzied Crygasm Chalice, Donut, Webber's Dad's Helmet. Next go to Sarah's house. Go back across the bridge down the steps and left across the next bridge, first house on the right. Go to the girl sitting in the chair. Check Sarah's house for Biology Boots. The Weapon Craft Shop has Air (?), Cold Steel. Outside Sneaky Pavlov's is a Tablet Piece. Inside is Tear-Beard Broth. Next head to the pub and talk to the guy in armor with orange hair. Win or lose the mini game, you pass out and are taken to Webber's house. If, by some miracle, you managed to win then you would have acquired Tablet Piece 4. Go to the church and examine the tablet to the right of it, then go above Sarah's house and examine the stone. Choose 'They're Switched Around!' and use the move buttons to change the numbers to '4576'. Go down the ladder. ******************************************************************************* * * * Cave under China, Maine * * * ******************************************************************************* Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Regular Dead Guy 3500 550 390 Fire Water ? Dead Librarian 2500 630 460 ? ? Head down the first two ladders then go right and up those two and grab the chest containing the The Batman Symbol Shield. Head back down the ladders and go down the next one, go down the small one and go left up ladders to grab the chest for Tear-Beard Broth. Head across the ladders to the right side, follow the path down and head left across the bridge. Head down the steps and rest at the bed. Then go down the ladder. =================================== Boss ====================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Dead Anebriate ? 6000 0 Dead Guard Chestguard ? Dead Palmer ? Dead Priest Headwreath Salamander on a Stick They have the same skills as Palmer and Anebriate but not high tier ones. Kill Anebriate first so he won't keep healing Palmer, then kill Palmer. =============================================================================== Return to Sarah's house and talk to Sarah. Return to the hobo and save (Webber is finaly unlocked from the team). Return later to get an item from the mayor. ================================== Boat ======================================= NOTE: You can give Belinda the Women's Perfume for Belinda's Pendant now (if you do this with Emma in your party then Emma's affection will go down). If you have done both Tibbles and the secret message from the fox hole then you can return the pouch to Bernard for Bernard's Not-Magic Stick now. Go out of town and 'Skip' down the mountains. Get back on your boat and sail down along the deep water and head left going up at the first chance. Once you see land go right and up you will appear on your boat. Examine the crate to your right for a Club in a Box. The maid is a shop, take time to talk to your companions and save at the hobo (IF YOU SAVE HERE YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE UNLESS YOU BEAT THE UPCOMING BOSS SAVE IN A DIFFERENT SLOT IF YOU'RE UNSURE THAT YOU CAN DO IT). After talking to everyone, the door is on the right side of Emma, in case you can't see it. ================================== Boss ======================================= Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: White Whale ? 6750 7125 The Blubber-Carver Ivory Harpoon Hits for 200-500+, can paralyze, water attack on all for 500-700+. HE IS WEAK TO EMMA'S SPOOKY STRIKE IT DOES 2x DAMAGE TO HIM. =============================================================================== Save after the fight and examine the tent to go into Augusta. ******************************************************************************* * * * Augusta * * * ******************************************************************************* Search the first screen for Tear-Beard Broth, Vine Whip, Kingly Crown, Gross Hippy Stuff, Herbal Tea. The smoke filled house has Communist Manifesto. ================================ Side Quests ================================== Medicinal Fungus Talk to the guy walking around the lower right side of the first area. He will ask you to collect five red Mushrooms. Walk around the beach picking up the tiny red mushrooms, not the brown ones. After you collect all five RED mushrooms, return them and he will give you $7000. =============================================================================== The Painter Scam Artist In the first house on the left. Go inside and talk to Gentleman Jim Stavy, Emma and Karla will try to convince you to buy his painting ($50000). Do it if you have the extra money to... waste. Emma and Karla will feel ashamed and you get the painting. =============================================================================== The 'Hot' Eskimo Talk to the girl wandering around in a parka and tell her to lose the parka. Reward: Parka of Sally Forth. =============================================================================== Examine the Rock in the water beside the small dock in the first area. =============================== Optional Boss ================================= Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Rock Lobster ? 6350 8800 Rock Lobster Helm ? Uses a spell that hits all for 600-700+ and stuns all. Has very high defence. Can single attack someone for 1000+ and inflict bleed plus blind. =============================================================================== Examine the pouches on the counter beside the potion maker. =============================== Optional Boss ================================= Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Pouch Demon 14500 5500 6500 ? ? Confusion attack for 700+ and confuse. Normal attack for 500+. Have Emma blind him with Spooky Strike so you aren't hit as much. =================================== Story ===================================== Go straight up from the entrance and go in the fence and house. You can use the bed here to rest. Put Robert in your team even if you don't want to. You need him for one thing. Check for Robert's Dad's Ashes, Pansylion, Lady Sandal. Go out and head all the way right into the next area and examine the road block on the far right side in front of the cave. Check this screen for Frenzied Crygasm Chalice. Go inside the house behind the hobo and go up stairs, check for Tear-Beard Broth. Madame Sosostris will give you Umbrella. Check the house for Donut, Jar of Female Angst. Change and check your party. Save. Go into the cave that was previously blocked. ******************************************************************************* * * * Augusta Mines * * * ******************************************************************************* =================================== Boss ====================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Dead Steve ? 9000 0 ? ? Dead Anebriate ? ? 0 ? ? Dead Palmer ? ? 0 ? ? Normal attack and shurikens hit about 500+. Has Snow Caps, Share the Goods and Spark Plug. Has Cardinal Catastrophe and Quadriplegic. This can be a tough fight... kill Steve first, then Palmer, then Anebriate. ================================ Side Quests ================================== Finish up any mini quests now. Also smelt, brew, craft, buy items, return. NOTE: Smelt everything you got. Brew everything you got. Craft your Meteorite Shards with Swampy Joe. Craft with your other ores for any items or equipment you like. Sell the worst stuff. Buy the best stuff, including Flask o' Jack at Lewiston Bar. Save most of your money for later. ================================== Story ====================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Scorpish 2400 580 660 Tear-Beard Broth ? Eyeguy 3700 1100 1200 Fire Water ? Go through the cave and follow the path and grab the chest holding Wiggly Red Bow. Head back and then go down the straight forward path. Once you get to the save hobo, save. Then check the cave for Tough Tincture, go down. =================================== Boss ====================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: [????] ? ? ? ? ? Don't attempt to win this fight. You can win but if you do, you can't progress the game, so just let him kick your butt. You must last long enough for him to use his killer move. =============================================================================== Everyone in your team is gone. Save at the hobo, equip the Umbrella weapon and go back in the boss room. Check for Tear-Beard Broth and step into the center of the Hexagram. ******************************************************************************* * * * Save Realm * * * ******************************************************************************* Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Save Wraiths 1300 650 1 Full Throttle Frenzied Crygasm Chalice Follow the track into the next area, checking for Tear-Beard Broth, Fermented Beer. Go left and up as you walk past the sign you will be sent into a fight, win the fight. Follow the path and save at the save hobo. Check the pouches in the middle for Gross Hippy Stuff. Head all the way right on the top path into the purple area and then head into the portal in the cage like spot in the bottom side of the room. Check this area for Flask o' Jack. The Magical Weaponmaster Hobo shop has Defense Drink. Go in the room with a hammer, smelt some bars with the guy on the left. This shop has Wacky Purple Chunk. Back outside go to the top left side of this area and into the house with a hexagram symbol and talk to Emma. Check this room for Tear-Beard Broth. Go back to the hexagram and teleport back to the cage and go around down to talk to Deemer. Check this area for Magical Hobo Brew. Continue going down the ladders and follow the path to the next hexagram, grab the chest for Crystal Whiskey Vial, and go through it follow the path and talk to Karla. Check this area for Teacher's Handbook, Frenzied Crygasm Chalice, Magical Hobo Brew. Return to the student taking the test and say '042' for a Fargo's Feather Pen. Then head back to the save hobo. Head back right and go up the brick path into the room of gold talk to Palmer, check for a Sound Shrooms. Then go through the hexacrest walk down and talk to the guy in a black bandana, depending on your relationship with Emma affects how Anebriate talks to him. This screen has Fish, Donut, Tear-Beard Broth, Full Throttle, Daedric Tower Shield. Don't search the hobo dojo until you have a full party. Head left to the pub and talk to Dave inside, check the pub for Frosted Pineapple Cake. The inn has Pansylion, Band-Aid, Warm Beer, Meat Mittens, Paranoid Letter. Go all the way back to the save hobo again. From the hobo head down into the ice/water area, check this lounge area for Rainbow Mukluks, Band-Aid and talk to the hobos. Magical Doctor Hobo Jonathon will start a 'find the delivery-man' mini-quest. Return and jump across the blocks to the left side then go down and then left again into the cave step into the hexacrest. Jump around to find The Ice-Breaker, Tear-Beard Broth, Flask o' Jack. Jump across to the right side and then up and talk to Robert near the door, once again return to the save hobo. Head left from the hobo through the pillars and into the hexacrest. Head right and up and talk to Webber. For the last time return to the save hobo he tells you the council will meet you now. So get your best party together and save. You can check the hobo dojo now for Magic Hobo Brew and... =============================== Optional Boss ================================= Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Easy Money ? ? ? ? ? Loose Change ? 4700 20000 ? ? =============================================================================== Go back to where you found Webber. Before stepping into the Hexacrest equip your best DEF/AGI Spear. ================================= Mini Boss =================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: HoboCutioner A 4500 3300 3600 ? ? HoboCutioner B 3500 ? ? ? ? =============================================================================== Heal your HP and MP and head down through the hexacrest, head down for another event... YOU GET A CHANCE TO SAVE, SAVE ON A DIFFERENT FILE AS THERE'S NO TURNING BACK AT THIS POINT YOU ARE FORCED TO FIGHT. You get one last chance to set up your final team, heal, change equipment and so on. =================================== Boss ====================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Theodore Guildenstern Chesepeake III ? ? ? ? ? Hobotomy multiple strikes of 200-400+. Dirty Fighting chance of Blind on all (cure right away on your melee). Swarm of Fleas (magical, I think) hits 1600+. Normal attack 1400+. Spell Drain drains a large amount of MP. Lies and Slander lowers everyones SPI. Post Traumatic stress 1400+ also confuses. Game Over instant Death on one person. After dealing so much damage the battle will come to an end. =============================================================================== Continue talk to everyone in China, Maine. Emma's response is changed based on your relationship with her. Talk to Mayor Frank for China, Maine Medal of Courage. Save at the usual spot in China, Maine. ******************************************************************************* * * * Hobotropolis * * * ******************************************************************************* After all that, it only gets MUCH harder from here. You no longer have access to the Save Realm (for now). Go ahead and make sure you have the best equipment you can get for Anebriate, Palmer, Robert and Karla. Do any side quests you haven't done, since you won't get a chance for a while. Open your Menu and select the option 'Hobotropolis'. After the fair sized scene, go in Augusta to meet up with Palmer and Robert (you can go to Richmond and get Bernard's Magic Pouch back again now). While working your way to the Hobotroplolis back door check for Ice-Cold Wizard Beer, Magic Hobo Brew, Squid Tentacle. Then go on to the cave in the east to return to Save Realm and go to the Silver Hopping area and jump to the cave in the bottom left side and use the teleporter. Jump across the platforms to the right and then up go in the door and make your way to the area to the right by jumping on the platforms. Talk to the guard standing in front of the door by the sign 'Hobotropolis'. He tells you it's switching time and asks you to find the other guard. He tells you that you have to get back in time and then you can sneak past. The guard is in the Pub in the Gold area where Dave was. Talk to him (check the student in front of the pub for Omar's Apprentice Scarf) and he will take off. Rush behind him and get back to the gate and push/pull him out of the way, check the empty crate for Hobo Token x5 (there's a time limit). Enter. Check this area for Hobo Token, go down the stairs. ******************************************************************************* * * * Hobotropolis Sewers * * * ******************************************************************************* Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Little Fu&&er 500 250 115 Frenzied Crygasm Chalice ? Save Bull 3600 1380 1500 Mining Pick Gorenado Boots Sewer Imps 3150 860 650 Imp Shrimp ? Search this area for Poison, Magic Hobo Brew, Flask o' Jack, Riot Shield, Huge Spider, El Moondome. Rest Room has Tear-Beard Broth. Be careful in here, the monsters are rough. As you walk by, the hobo will see you but won't stop you. Go north into the next area then go left and talk to Karla (finally a 4th character again). Flip the switch above her (the room below has Goddess Grief, Flask o' Jack, return) then head back down to the first room. Then go directly left, then up when you get to the wall and go through the open door. ******************************************************************************* * * * Ram Stables * * * ******************************************************************************* Upon arriving in the lobby, you will be forced into slavery in the Ram Yards. Let's bust out of here. Check this room for Ice-Cold Wizard Beer. Check Miss Fizzbucket's room for Sniper Stew. Talk to Miss Fizzbucket to start her mini-quest. From here until later, neglect to check objects. I will tell you when to start checking again. Why? After you work your way through the Ram Stables you will have free and uninterrupted access. So, just chill and we will come back and check everything. Go into the room on the left and get 'caught'. Talk to the person above... =================================== Boss ====================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Stables Enforcer 9000 3250 4500 The Poop Shovel ? He can lower ATK, Rock magic for 300+. Have Robert use Scalp and bleed him. Have Robert use Leg Shot to lower AGI. Have Karla use Shield Bonk and confuse him. Palmer use The Ultimate Sacrifice to hit hard and stun him. =============================================================================== Then head down out of the room and go inside the cabin and talk to the person. Leave the cabin after the talk and then you must move the rock in the top right onto the switch in the bottom left side. If you get close to the guards, they will get suspicious. If they see you they will hunt your butt down and kick you back into the stable room. Use the small cubby hole by the shed on the left side to make them stop chasing (but if they touch you there, they can still find you). Once the rock is on the switch the door is opened and will stay open. In the next room immediately go up into the cubby hole to disable the guards' search since its unlikely you wouldn't get spotted. Be careful they can still catch you. Once you have an opening, pull the rock out to the right avoid stepping on the glass, if you step on it while pulling the rock it makes you let go and it draws the guards attention. If you can, try to get behind the boulder so you can push it rather than pull, as that's much safer and watch the guards move. I got caught a dozen times in here and you must break the glass jar to the right of the boulder to move it there. If they're not hunting you and you got a good 3 to 5 steps from each of them (more would be better), spam push/pull the rock onto the switch and head for the door. Even if you get caught before getting to the door it stays unlocked, so just head back and make another attempt at the door using any methods. Talk to the hobo in the white clothes on the far right, for Stables Cabin Key, and go inside the cabin back in the first guarded room and talk to Magical Racer Hobo Melissa, leave the cabin. Go back to the person who gave you the Stable Cabin Key then head right and talk to Magical Save Jockey Jasper standing beside the pillar with a gold ram for Hobo Token Pouch. Go back to the room to the left and go up to the guy blocking the stairs, talk to him and he will move out of the way. Head up the stairs, go to the hexacrest on the right and step in to teleport to the path to casino head down, checking for Three-Leaf Clover, jump down twice left once down once and go left (if you head further left and then check the balcony, Robert will spread his father's ashes and learn an ability Achilles' Heel) in the door marked casino go to the room to the left to find the slot machines the beginner slot is the one between the two guys. Start with it to get a feel for the slots then the medium are to the right, expert on the slots above, the slot to the left of the guy is for professional, the one to the left of it is reserved for masters, so you can't use it yet. Here's a list of slot token values. Slot: Donut Cherry Berry Skull Bag Beer Fire Water Gem Beginner 3 2 1 Intermediate 5 4 3 2 Experienced 7 6 5 4 3 Professional 10 7 6 5 4 3 Masters 25 10 8 7 6 5 4 3 Once you have gatherd 50 tokens head back to the guy beside the pillar with the gold ram he gives you a white ram voucher. Head into the stable and go to the room with the cabin talk to the guard, Magical Stables Enforcer Bert, closest to the top area, he will get you the White Ram. You now can't be thrown back into the stables. Go to the far right again back to the room with the big words 'Ram Races' where the guy who gave you the ticket was, talk to the man across the counter for your C-Class Racing License. Return to the stables and check them for Tear-Beard Broth, Magic Hobo Brew, Chocolate Cakes. The Casino area has Ice-Cold Wizard Beer, Hobo Token, Pansylion. In the Casino Bar you will find the delivery man, John Foots, Messenger. I chose 'It's My Business Now', after going back to Dr. Jonathon, talk and then... =============================== Optional Boss ================================= Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Dr. Jonathon 8200 9250 10000 Dr. Jonathon's Scalpel ? =============================================================================== In the Casino Inn there is a man, Bertrand, who wants a couple of items for a prize. Run around and collect the items for the loan of Cave Puncher. Later you will find an item using the Cave Puncher and return the item to Bertrand for obtaining the Cave Puncher permanently. Try the new device on the hole in the wall here for Tough Tincture. Return to Ram Racing area. Check this area for Crystal Whiskey Vial, Groovy Bandana, Human Hand. Keep checking the spicy potato crate, you need Robert in your party, for... =============================== Optional Boss ================================= Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Hot Potato 2500 9000 0 Hot Potato Hat ? This is... a strange fight. Only Robert can hit it and only about 200ish at a low level and he only has one ability 'Pow', it hits for 2400+ and burns. Can kill most in one hit. Use your fastest people and have everyone besides Robert using Full Throttle on anyone the moment they die. Spooky Strike, Shield Bonk, Spark Plug can hit. Come back later if you need or want a better party. =============================================================================== You must do well in about 4-5 races for the next event to happen so head down and continue to go down until you see a path to the right go over there and enter the races between noon and midnight. After a few rounds of 1st and/or 2nd place, a weird looking goblin will come down and ask you to go with him. After the event, talk to Greg again to progress the game. At the base of the stairs you have to choose who you want to have talk to Mister Groobs, results are the same with everyone but some of them can be funny. You can go to the right and down the stairs. Search the rooms for Blademaster Vest, Goddess Grief, Ice-Cold Wizard Beer, Hobocutioner Honey. Return. After the scene go down the steps and to the left to leave and Greg will stop you once again to hand you a... kid's drawing... then enjoy a few scenes of your old pals for a bit. ******************************************************************************* * * * Prison * * * ******************************************************************************* Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Hobo Prison Guard 3300 900 600 ? ? Hobo Prison Guard 3100 900 600 ? ? Hobo Prison Guard 3000 900 600 ? ? Hobo Prison Guard 2600 900 600 ? ? Back at Anebriate, you are surrounded and thrown into prison (always knew it would happen some day). A sad scene of Palmer and then back to our hero Anebriate. Once again Greg shows up, placing something in your cell. Pick it up then pretty much check out the door, the dead skeleton for Fermented Beer, the light and the wall and the next scene starts. Examine the box for Throwing Knives, Hobotropolis Teleporter Stone. Then look at the cell grate and play a mini game. Hit the hobocutioner in the middle. Go up the stairs and you have to throw at another hobocutioner, if you miss then you will have to fight... =============================================================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Hobocutioner 3000 1250 1400 Ice-Cold Wizard Beer ? hits for 400+. Hobocutioners Favorite Thing hits about 160+ twice. Armor Break hits for 800+. Have Anebriate use Spark Plug to attack for about 400+. Use Snow Caps to heal whenever your HP gets to 1000 or lower. You may have to use a Frenzied Crygasm Chalice (+300 MP). =============================================================================== After you either shoot him or slaughter him walk to the right to talk to Palmer. Then go further right and talk to Karla to get her hairpin, then go up the next set of stairs. Robert joins you, go back down stairs and check the doors of either Karla or Palmer (doesn't matter what order), check Karla's cell for Holy Pendant. You may or may not release Magical Prisoner Hobo Horace in the left most cell for unknown results. If you won the mini-game then the dead guard has Ice-Cold Wizard Beer. Head back up the stairs then jump across the hole to the ladder leading up, check for Tear-Beard Broth, Scotch Soldier. Talk to Gorbochov to learn it's about to be boss time and then SAVE!!! Head down and try to leave... Clint and Marv show up. ==================================== Boss ===================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: The Warden ? 8000 2200 Warden's Bloodletter Hobo Power Paste The Jailer ? ? ? Ice-Cold Wizard Beer ? Warden's normal hit for about 800-1000+. Warden has Wrangling Man which does about 800+ AGI/DEF Down. Triple Ninja throws 3 rounds of 400+. It's a Trap for physical reflect (Palmer's Holy Spirit and Robert's Flame Arrow still hit). Jailer's Number 22, a lightning spell hits about 1200+. Can heal 1 for 400+. Electric Cage hits all for about 400-800-1100. Have Anebriate on full time heal. Robert use Achille's Heel or Scalp. Palmer use the Ultimate Sacrifice on The Jailer for about 2000+ and The Sacred Five on The Warden for about 2000+. If the Warden uses It's a Trap then do Holy Spirit. Karla can throw items, doubt that she has any decent skills yet. =============================================================================== After the battle, save again. Then go out and then up the ladder, go down and towards the hexcrest. After the scene, dequip the character that you are going to let go, head down out of the room. Choose who you DO NOT want come with you (e.g. Robert). Check the office for Ice-Cold Wizard Beer and... =============================== Optional Boss ================================= Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Spelling Bee 6000 1450 1330 Gross Hippy Stuff Spelling Bee Bonnet =============================================================================== Go out back to the main lobby of Hobotropolis. You now have some freedom to do as you wish in Hobotropolis. ============================ Side Quests and Fun ============================== Master Slots If you choose to leave Robert behind, go to the casino slots and talk to Robert in front of the masters slot machine. He will move away and now you're free to use it! ================================ Dangerdome =================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Reward: Burgercrusher 7500 0 0 3 Blood Coupons Cromswarp 8000 0 0 5 Blood Coupons Ringo the Dingo 7000 0 0 8 Blood Coupons Hobocutioner Oswald 16000 0 0 12 Blood Coupons Billy Neptune 6500 0 0 12 Blood Coupons Teddy Neptune 7000 0 0 0 Blood Coupons Barnaby Jones ? 0 0 15 Blood Coupons Barkley ? 0 0 15 Blood Coupons MECHANICOR ? 13000 0 20 Blood Coupons Recommended level 29+ Head up the stairs on the left side above the downstairs to ram stable and follow the path and teleport to the Dangerdome, check for Ice-Cold Wizard Beer, Dudley's Underpants (now with the underpants go talk to Hobocutioner Davis in the hobocutioner barracks for Hobocutioner Rapier, return), Blue Berries. talk to the guy across the bar and get tricked into participating. Once inside talk to the guy on the far left to get your Dangerdome weapons (needed to do any damage!), Wizard Powder. Then save at Borgochov if you want, check this room for Magic Hobo Brew (later check again for $10000, Wizard Powder) and the room below for Hobo Token, Death Petals. Head into the arena. You have to fight in several battles before you can leave. You get no BP or dollars from this. If you lose you don't get Game Over but you go into a small room examine the dead body for a Rock Harp and head out to the right, use your Cave Puncher to expose a room, and up the stairs (note everyone is dead!!!) and you can either try again from the start or just leave and come back at a later time but if you manage to win you get a Dangerdome Crown and if you save up your Blood Coupons you can buy a sweet weapon from the Blood Coupon shop. After winning, go back into the arena and grab the chest for Meteor Shard then go down stairs and move the rock onto the switch and go in the back room and open the chest on the bottom right side of the room for Sir Roberto's Golden Handscythe. NOTE: I honestly don't know how Land got through this at level 29. For me, I needed to be around 33 and had to purposely fail four or five times to spend Blood Coupons for a backlog of good Dangerdome items. Also, don't try to lose at MECHANICOR, you won't be thrown in the pit but will get the game over screen. So, if you have saved over your files and you cannot beat MECHANICOR then you may be stuck and may have to START THE WHOLE GAME AGAIN! Keep one save file that is before Dangerdome just in case you have to reload. Moxy. =============================================================================== Jampacolpyse Go up the stairs on the right side of the lobby above the stairs leading to the sewers and talk to the girl behind the counter and buy the Jampacolpyse ticket for 15/30 Hobotokens then go on up into the flashing light and talk to the guy standing on the red carpet he will give you a 'test' if you manage to do really well you will get a Challenger's Card. Prizes: ? =============================================================================== Water Gnoblin Knockers In the house at the top left of the first residential area (YOU CAN ONLY PLAY IT SO MUCH, AFTER 10 PLAYS YOU GET GAME OVER!), you basicly play whack-a-mole you must walk to the holes and hits the water gnoblins quickly The Pity Pot, filled with glum water, can restore you somewhat so that you can play more games. Rewards: 36+ - Ghosts bonked Pity Pot 36+ - Ghosts bonked after getting Pity Pot, Watergnoblin Gnocker 34+ - after both of the above, Meteor Shard 32 <---> 34 - after weapon reward, Goddess Grief 26 <---> 28 - after weapon reward, Tear-Bearded Broth (29) 21 <---> 22 - after weapon reward, Frenzied Crygasm Chalice (24, 25, 26, 28) NOTE: SHIFT plus direction for sprint. I was never able to do this. The Pity Pot is a very useful item. Try to get it. Also the listed numbers needed do not match up to my trials. Moxy. =================================== Story ===================================== Sherry's bar has Lady Sandal. Once your ready to get on with the story, go up either side of steps going up from the Hobotropolis lobby. Talk to the guy beside the house with the hammer and then go into the top right house. Go to the bottom right and talk to the old imp looking guy then go in the door. Check for Save-Eater Cap. ******************************************************************************* * * * The Lost Save Ruins * * * ******************************************************************************* Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Save Drowner 2850 1425 1975 Poison Drowner Tendrils Nether Shepherd 2720 1010 1150 Murder Cheese Nether Slippers Savegoyle 3550 1370 1560 Goddess Grief Save-Bound Book Go in the first house/door closest to where you come in and then go straight up into the house for Save Unoculars. You can choose to put Deemer in your team if you want, but Karla and Palmer are better for this part IMHO (Contrarywise, I found Deemer to be better. Moxy). Talk to the red haired girl named T-Red to start the search for save souls and then leave the house (IF YOU BOUGHT SOME THREE-LEAF CLOVERS, BY ALL MEANS USE ONE TO AVOID BATTLES FOR A WHILE). Head on down and step on the small shadow covered area just below the brown steps for a Save Soul. Then go to the bottom right of this part and go down open the chest for a Scotch Soldier, then go back up. Go in the house in the middle then go up to the next one and grab the chest for Goddess Grief. Go back and this time take the house on the right. Stand at the top of the light pole so your under it and grab the Save Soul. Then go up and up again. Take the room on the right and step down once and left once and grab a Save Soul. Then go in the room on the right and follow the paths to a chest containing Billy Dodgemaster Vest. Go back to the first part of this area and go in the left door this time. Go past the ladder and go right (your pretty much forced into a fight but not if you're lucky). Monsters here are hard. If you fight Nether Shepherd have Anebriate constant Share Good, Greg Slippery Jingle/Defend, Palmer Holy Spirit, Karla Defend. Once you go through the door, go in the small alcove on the bottom left for a Save Soul. Go up into the next door and go straight right against the wall for another Save Soul. Go back to the ladder we skipped and go up it. Follow the path until the two doors with a pillar between them and go in the left door. If you got the Cave Puncher, examine the cracked wall and go inside to get the Green Ram and a chest with a Full Throttle. Then go back to the two doors and pillar. Stand on the right side of the pillar and push it left. Step where it was and flip the invisible switch on the wall. Go in the right door and down into the next one and down again into the next one, then go straight up. OK, this is a block puzzle. 1st start off by pulling the grave on the right down the rope ladder. 2nd the closest block to it, push right till it's past the ladders. 3rd the block that is up, pull twice then go around it with the ladders. 4th go up the ladder and walk right, pull the tomb on the right once then go down and up the ladders into the temple. Go up the ladder on the right, grab the chest for Sniper Stew. If you have the Cave Puncher, punch the cracked wall go inside and grab the Ancient Bones (needed to keep the Cave Puncher permanently). Head back down. If you have any extra Clovers left or think you can survive then I'd say leave again and save. Grab the last save soul near Gorbochov in the first residential area by the light post and chair and talk to T-Red for Cardboard Tube. Then come back and talk to the mysterious man in the hood... ==================================== Boss ===================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Albert ? 13500 7500 ? ? He is incredibly fast. Normal attacks for 1100+. Silence Fist hits for 1200+ and silences. Absolute Silence hits all for 300+ and silences. Falcon Drop Kick 2 hit combo for 1700+ (ouch!). Shadow Boxing hits for 2700+. Cat Like Reflexes AGI up. I recommend Karla being a high enough level to use Glorious Statue or you're in for one heck of a fight. Have Palmer use Ultimate Sacrifice for 2000+ a hit. =============================================================================== Go ahead and grab the glum water from the bowl where Albert was, if you have the Pity Pot, then head back out to Hobotropolis. On your way out, your swapped to Cat-Emma. Try to walk out to the Hex for the next scene. Once you are in control of Anebriate again, go to the fireplace with the door and walk in. Your relationship with Emma will affect the scene slightly. Back in Hobotropolis, take the portal on the left side to get to the ram races place and head up into Groobs' office. Choose the new party by checking them. Once you have selected three, it will ask to confirm, say 'Yes'. ================================ Mini Quest =================================== Old Lady's Cat Talk to the old woman, Retired Hobocutioner Dianna, who stands where Gorbochov used to be in the Old Ruins. She will say she lost her cat. It's hiding in the Residentials 2nd Area. Take the first split right and follow it till you find the cat. After returning the cat check the glowing spot for Meowloween's Collar. =============================================================================== Now leave Hobotropolis and return to the earliest part of Save Realm. Go in the small cave to go into the graveyard. After arriving in the cemetary and a small scene, the party switches over to Albert. He is now LVL 39. Use his Brownie Points to raise his stats and give him some better equipment and get ready for a battle. ==================================== Boss ===================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Bebop ? 5000 0 Bebop's Bonker ? Just use Shadow Boxing and he falls fairly quickly. =============================================================================== Unequip Albert to get your items back. Don't leave anything of major value on him. Go up the ladder. You cannot do anything in here except examine the door with the guy inside. Everything else just makes Albert go '...'. Back to Anebriate and his team, save at Gorbochov and go behind the top right tree into the small white opening. After the scene, you acquire Hobotropolis Pass, so you don't need Greg. Then you must choose your team again. This time make sure you bring along Deemer and choose two others. Grab the chest with a Power Paste and examine the water to fill Pity Pot some more, if you have it. Go out to the main room of the graveyard and examine the gravestone with vines on it. If Deemer is in your team, he will clear them. If he is not, you can't change party members and will miss out on the Honorary University Pinion. =============================================================================== Hidden Book Go to the prison where the guy Albert rescued was and examine the broken barrel in there to aquire Book of the Dead. =============================================================================== Then head back to Hobotropolis and go in the Ram Race area and up the stairs as if you were going to Groobs' office but make a right and go into the Hobocutioner's rooms and talk to Hobocutioner Gordo the green hair one on the right near the bottom. He gives you a map of Save Realm with two X's marked. Now we set off to place the fireworks. Rather than directions to each one, I will simply list their locations you can only set 10 of them (! = do these). 1 [ ] in the hobocutioner downstairs room beside the beds 2 [ ] in the Ram Races Registry room 3 [ ] behind the guy sitting in the chair in the Hobotropolis Lobby 4 [!] the restaraunt in the first area of Residentials (right beside Hobotropolis lobby) 5 [ ] top right corner of the Jampacolypse stage room 6 [ ] in the Dangerdome registration room 7 [ ] beside the B-Class rank ram race 8 [ ] in the small park area to the left of the casino 9 [ ] in the casino beside the beginner slots 10 [ ] in the pub in gold town 11 [!] in the orange area (grab the Crystal Whiskey Vial along the way) at the research room in the room usually locked. You can get in if you got the pass from the graveyard (talk to the blue ram then talk to the blue haired girl and trade her a cold one for the ram talk to the ram again). Grab the Scotch Soldier from just to the left of the arrow. After you have set 10 of the fireworks, head back to the cemetary's back room. DECSISION TIME: GO ALONG WITH GREG'S PLAN or REFUSE HIM changes what happens. ================== (I'm Done Path (going against Greg)) ======================= You wake up in the Inn room, depending on your affection level with Emma she or Webber will be sitting beside the bed. If your level with Emma is high, choosing 'Emma' raises her affection more, choosing the others raises there friendship, depending on who you choose. But Emma is the obvious choice to me. Once you have control, examine things in the room. Avoid the cabinet till after you have saved, then come back and check it out. =============================== Optional Boss ================================= Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Wraith Riddler ? ? ? ? ? He will give you a riddle. If you do not solve it you have to fight him. Answer is '100' and '100' and you get Riddler Stick for solving his riddle. =============================================================================== Go out, check for Hobo Token, and down the stairs into the casino lobby. Gorbochov will stop you and deliver a letter and tell you to meet your old friend in the new house in the Purple area of Save Realm. You can now finally change your party with him. ================================ Side Quests ================================== True freedom again. You being able to choose your team. Now you can do any side quests in Maine using any team you want. You can check out the Auction in Freeport and more. =============================================================================== Weapon Collector Remember that guy back in Bowdoin, Maine who was asking you to collect some items for him? The last two are here in Hobotropolis. Golden Handscythe in the second room under Dangerdome where a translator is. Swackenheimer Swimsword bought from the casino Exchange shop for 250 tokens. If you gathered the others, as I listed them, you should now have all of them. Return them all to the collector in Bowdoin for $100000, Trophy, Ugarr's Karate Certificate. [ ] Gugengraham Hammerfist [ ] Queen Elaine VIII's Ninja Star [ ] The Godsayer [ ] Francois of Englebert's Cross-Bow [ ] Swackenheimer Swimsword [ ] Sir Roberto's Golden Handscythe =============================================================================== The Black Ram Acquire 600 Hobo Tokens and buy the Black Ticket from the casino exchange. Take the ticket to the girl in the shed at the ram stables, then head into the Ram room where you fought the stable hobo and go in the newly opened back door. Then talk to the two girls to the right. Selecting 'Gimme Dat Ram' nabs you the amazing black ram. Selecting 'Aw, Forget It' gives Anebriate a new skill... yummy... Selecting 'MY MIND' just ends the conversation. =============================================================================== Sergeant B'Arby Once you have one to four of Groosashi Receipts go to the snowy mountains before Bowdoin. Go in the cabin in the first area and talk to Groosashi. Then talk to B'Arby the cat for options. [ ] Groosashi's Spear [ ] Groosashi's Platemail [ ] Groosashi Boots [ ] Pet Cat Get the Pet Cat last, if you want all of the items. Sergeant B'Arby goes to Anebriate's house. Go there and keep talking to him, he will join your party. ================================== Story ====================================== Go to the house in the top left corner of the Purple area, check for Pansylion, Mango, and talk to the guy across the counter. Go upstairs and talk to Wesley. After the scene you're given a list of people to find. Return to the meeting room and search for Scotch Soldier (! = guide for ME, YOU can do as you wish). Engineer 1 [ ] Engineer 2 [ ] Architect 1 [ ] Architect 2 [!] Blacksmith 1 [ ] Blacksmith 2 [ ] Con Artist 1 [ ] Con Artist 2 [!] Translator 1 [ ] Translator 2 [!] Mathematician 1 [ ] Mathematician 2 [!] You can only get four of them. And there are two of each class, a basic person and a 'better' one. Con Artist and Mathematician are really important for getting a good reward at the end. Getting a good translator can affect stuff after the game but if you get it, you can't get something else. So you cannot get both either way. =============================================================================== Blacksmith 1 The blacksmith shop in the bottom left corner of funky Purple Town Blacksmith 2 The smith in the house in the Hobotropolis Resedentials. He asks you to go into the basement and get some bars. Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Batwolf 4350 1480 1175 Batwolf Threads ? At the first jump spot, jump down twice and right three times, grab the chest with Goddess Grief. Jump back to the first area. Go to the furthest spot on the right jump down, left, down, walk down once and jump left again. Stand at the furthest down spot and press SPACE as the whirlwind goes by to catch a ride on it. On the other side, walk up between the left or right spikes, wait and time it and go on the side that fires its arrow. You can try to time the spikes but they move so quickly, it's hard. I just hold up and take the hits. Once on the other side, walk to the bars and chest with Ocarina of Space walk up the ladder and examine the hole to return to the front of the room. Go up the ladder and take the bars to the smith again. =============================================================================== Engineer 1 Engineer Dan (in Purple area of Save Realm the guy obsessed with flying motorcycles). Engineer 2 Talk to Fizzbuckets in a room beside the ram registery area. She asks for a cog. Go into the Residential areas and find the place that looks like a small house that you could rope into. Go inside, check for Ice-Cold Wizard Beer and ring the bell. Afterwards, take the cog back to Fizzbuckets. ============================== Optional Boss ================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Save Emperor ? 14980 9175 Save Cog Emperor Blood Bow eep... mommy??... recommended lvl 35+ =============================================================================== Architect 1 Guy sitting in the silver Area Pub. Architect 2 Girl way back out in the Residential temple where Albert was. =============================================================================== Con Artist 1 Sneaky in the Sneaky Embassy in Gold Town. Con Artist 2 Girl in the casino bar who asks you to kill the Box Demon in her closet. ================================ Optional Boss ================================ Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Box Demon 28000 8500 0 Box Cutter ? fire attacks, ice attacks, paralysis attacks and Beat Boxing hits everyone. Anebriate heals, Emma use Curse of Weakness, Palmer use Quadriplegic, Deemer use Water Glob. Use Full Throttles and set up for AGI. =============================================================================== Translator 1 Ram Racer Bar. Translator 2 Under the Dangerdome. =============================================================================== Mathematician 1 Math Mathematician Maple in Residential lobby area. Mathematician 2 Professor Meats in secret room in orange area of Save Realm. Need the Pity Pot full of glum water to wake him up. =============================================================================== After you have gathered all four. Return to Wesley in the meeting room to start the operations. Talk to Wesley at the table and then talk to everyone in the room. NOTE: I had the misfortune of leaving now and returning to Hobotropolis to finish up mini quests, gathering items, optional bosses, etc. I picked up a fifth member of my recruited team and ruined the following event. UNLESS YOU WANT TO START THE GAME OVER FROM THE BEGINNING... DO NOT DO THAT! Stay in the room and continue the event. Moxy. Then talk to Wesley again and choose 'It's Go Time' to proceed in the game. ======================= (I'll Help (going with Greg)) ========================= Choose 'I'll Help'. After planting the fireworks, Greg gives you a list of jobs to gather and after a short scene, you appear in the casino bar. You must find four people to pull off a big heist. NOTE: see above for locations and info. After you have gatherd all four, talk to Greg's assistant in the casino Inn and say 'Let's Go'. Talk to Greg in the top left corner and then talk to everyone in the hideout. Talk to Greg again and choose 'It's Go Time'. ******************************************************************************* * * * Lava Mines * * * ******************************************************************************* Depending on the people you recruited affects the upcoming events. So there are definately plenty of ways for these things to unfold. Walk on through the caves grabbing the chests for Three-Leaf Clover, Essence Infusion, Lava Root (don't know if they change based on anything). Examine the tablets in the cave. If you didn't pick an Architect then... ================================ Optional Boss ================================ Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Save Groober ? 2480 2175 Crystal Whiskey Vial ? Ugh... if you are getting slaughtered then you are under leveled. Use your best skills, debuff and pray he doesn't use Devil Maw twice in a row. =============================================================================== Continue, use the bed and save at Gorbochov on a different save file. Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: File Serpent 5975 1815 1440 Poison Lava Root Save Siren 4850 1520 1290 Naughty Note Save Siren's Harp Continue through the caves and eventually you arrive in the vault. After the scene, grab the chest on the far right for a Golden Mallet. Go on right into the next area. The battles here are pretty easy in comparison to the Residentials but if you just wanna get through here, use a Clover or use Intimidating Flex, and walk through. Go into the cave and walk to the most obvious rope spot ever. Toss one and grab the chest with Flask o' Jack, head out the cave to the bottom right. Then go in the door. Walk north through the lava filled heck hole of a cave. Go in the cave near Gorbochov. If you need to level up, make use of the bed and Gorbochov. Don't waste items as you can't return to the surface (which is why I said to save on a different file earlier). Flipping the switch activates the upcoming boss. Rest and fight around if your level is low but don't press the switch. Examine the water for another dose of glum water for your Pity Pot and chest for Flask o' Jack and then make use of the bed. Flip the two invisible switches on the walls in front of the water. Go back out. =================================== Boss ====================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Hobocutioner Willie ? 16000 11500 Hobocutioner Willie's Helm ? Newbiecutioner A 7500 ? ? Scotch Soldier ? Newbiecutioner B 8500 ? ? Ice-cold Wizard Beer ? This can be a tough battle, I killed the enemies from weakest to strongest. =============================================================================== Talk to Gorbochov and save. Once you're prepared with your best team and setup, go up either the left or right paths. =============================== Boss part 1 =================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: The Old One ? ? ? ? ? Not much to say about this guy. Simply fight him as some extremely healthy foe who can blind you. After so much damage the battle ends. =============================== Boss part 2 =================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Old One ? 19000 28000 ? ? Sacred Trinity three hits of 1100+. Sweeping Darkness hits all for 500+. Frost Bite physical attack for 2400+. Flash Freeze hits for 400+ and causes Freeze status. Physical and Magical Reflect. =============================================================================== After the battles watch the credits. ******************************************************************************* * * * Aftermath * * * ******************************************************************************* If you 'saved' Dan Burgercrusher/Red Lion talk to them and you will get a reward. Also if you saved the lives of the people who were working for you, you get two different types of beer. If you got the best Translator, talk to him and he will give you a vague treasure map. If you got the best Translator and Architect and examined the tablets in the cave then talk to the Translator to give them to him. Enjoy the scene and find Gorbochov (Albert is available!). ================================ Side Quests ================================== Ram Racing Major Leagues Think your a great Ram Racer? After winning in the A-League/Veterans Race a bit, you eventually get to race against the darn pros against: 1 Black Ram 2 Red Rams 1 Green Ram The race is by no means easy. Green Ram is probably the worst one you should attempt it with, anything lower than it will probably not cut it. You're gonna need more than good controls to win. The Black Ram racer being better in every way. Take the lead early and cut your opponents off so they run into you, if you fall behind you're never gonna win. If you win you get 25 Hobo Tokens. You can keep attempting the races. Also Gorbochov starts calling you the champion (in the race lobby). =============================================================================== Golden Ram Get the Gold Ticket from the auction. Then go to the ram stables and in the hut there's a wall to punch. Enter, check for Angel Robes and talk to Korrema and ask about the golden ram. Wait for the game clock to roll past 00:00 then talk to the gold ram.... Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Child of Cosmos 40000 17000 0 The Golden Fleece ? Cosmic Rays... heals you for 2400? Cosmic Shield reflects magic cast on him. Cosmic Charge hits 1700-2600+. Cosmic Presence hits everyone for 700+ and lowers attack. Normal attack 1700+. If you can last in battle for a while (defend, The Delectables and spamming Share the Goods to stay alive through his slaughtering) then the battle comes to an end and the ram eats your Gold Ticket. Return to the ram selection and register your brand new Gold Apollo Ram. This ram has insane normal speed compared to the others. Very fast acceleration, easy turning and refills stamina insanely quickly!! =============================================================================== Hobotropolis Launch Gem Go to Augusta and open the chest near the entrance for Hobotropolis Launch Gem. I have no idea if this was available earlier. =============================================================================== Return of Washington Go to McMace's Cabin in the forest south of Litchfield and get the Golden Key. Go in Augusta Caves and at the first cave, go inside and throw your rope up to the ledge, head through the bloody room. Examine the door with the key, you can get in. ================================ Optional Boss ================================ Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Dead George Washington ? 330000 45000 The Cherry Tree Venerable Torn Destroyer Petticoat Dead Anebriate ? ? ? Frenzied Crygasm Chalice Dead Palmer ? ? ? Frenzied Crygasm Chalice Palmer is pretty much absolute must. Focus on killing Anebriate first and then Palmer should die fairly quickly. Save Washington for last, as he's a hard fight of his own. =============================================================================== Sobering the Drunk In the orange room with the 11th firework spot, talk to the drunk after you got a full Pity Pot and splash him with it. Reward: Professor Meat's Calculator Immune: All. ================================ Cave Punches ================================= 1. Back at the swamp, past Black Bridge, go to the area where the you found the Morning Wood Staff. There is a cave hidden behind a tree. Inside, check for Adventurer's Hat. 2. Litchfield area with Anebriate's house (check the rock blocked chest again for $2500, if you haven't already). 3. In China Mountains, near the hut. Inside check the empty crate for Crystal Whiskey Vial and a mysterious boy. For me, checking the golden statue reset Palmer's level to one! There may be more cave punches. Also, you can mine certain cavern walls for hidden ore, if you desire. I found some in Lewiston Mines and Passage to China, Main. You may have found some of these already. ============================== The Blue Rose ================================== In Bowdoin, go in the house in the top right corner and talk to the Young Woman and she asks you to find the Blue Rose. In the wilderness to the south, go to the mountains just outside of town and go to the bottom right part of the first area (south side). Follow the path up the right side until you see the Blue Rose. Take it back to the woman, after the scene the woman's name changes to Blue Rose, you also get the item Petrified Blue Rose. ============================ Save Academy Spear =============================== If you set a firework in the Research area, go to the magic house in the Residentials (where Deemer was) and talk to the girl there she will give you the spear. ======================= Antoxicate's Death Knight Sword ======================= If you set a firework in the Cafe in the Residentials where Antoxicate works, go to the cafe and then head back to the lobby of Hobotropolis and Antoxicate comes up to you and complains. After he leaves, you get his Sword. =============================== Lava Forge ==================================== Take your old lava rocks to Mark the smelter who lives in a side room at the hobocutioner's rooms. Then take your new Bars to the smith (2) at Wesley's hideout, Greg's hideout, Smith building of Residentials, depending on which path you took and if you hired him or not. He takes two lava bars to make a random lava item. ============================= Ugarr's Training ================================ After you return the weapons to the collector you get a ticket for Ugarr's training. Sleep at the Inn if it's day to make it night, then talk to Ugarr beside the statue again. =============================== Optional Boss ================================= Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Ugarr ? ? ? ? ? Everyone's weapons are unequipped. Everyone is pretty much weaker except maybe Albert. Only 'punch' type things work. Palmer's The Sacred Five works pretty well. Alberts Shadow boxing does pretty good too. Anebriate needs to be on full heal 'cuz even at level 40, Ugarr hits painfully hard. Most of Emma's skills do pretty much nothing but if you raised her ATK, her normal should be fine. Robert is pretty much worthless without his bow... Karla can work as she always has Glorious Statue. Webber same downfall as Emma. After the battle Ugarr offers to teach ONE person Trance. Choose who you want from a list. Trance: halves damage received and heals HP (no actions) for a few turns. ================================== Bowdoin ==================================== In the Bowdoin magic shop is a sack. Keep checking it, leave and come back later, keep checking it... Eventually... =============================== Optional Boss ================================= Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Sack Demon ? 1000 2250 Sack Hat ? Judging from the battle's ease, you could have gotten this trophy battle much earlier. ================================ Litchfield =================================== In the area with Anebriate's house, go to the far top and examine the hole in the wall use the cave puncher on the wall. In the room, pull the rock from the left to the right, pick up the Mining Pick and continue to move the block onto the switch. Then go back out of the cave and that spooky looking house can now be entered, go to the second floor and examine the wall. =============================== Optional Boss ================================= Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Flimp ? 17250 24000 Flimp Sauce Flimp Lute Hits about 1400+. Burnjaw 1800+. Can Crit. With Deemer in the party, examine the magic circle thingy. Grab the chest containing Circlet of Him and flip the switch to the left of the chest to open the door. The other hexcrest is an alternate entrance to below Groob's office. ================================== Story ====================================== Go to Groobs Office and go down the stairs that he always refused to let you go down. There is a new slot machine. Only this one uses your tokens for blood coupons... Go in the door below and examine the papers on the desk and after reading all three entries, the monster over in the cell comes after you. =================================== Boss ====================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Rocksteady ? 16000 0 Rocksteady Mantle ? =============================================================================== Go down the ladder in the top left corner, check for Haste Nuts, to return to the vault where the heist was. Check for a Donut, Hobo Token x20. Follow the path you took to get there the first time until you finaly arrive at a cave in, cave punch the cracked wall and go in grab the chest for Donut and then jump across the water to the right and then throw your rope down below and then walk to the corpse examine it for the Chainsaw Bow. Return to the room where the book was above the vault. Then take the path leading right and walk south across the track go in the door in the south, check for Sniper Stew, and then cave punch the wall. Go in examine the next door to input the secret code ('002'). Next examine the bookshelves in the room to the right then you must flip the three switches in the room before the timer ends. You have 0:04 to do this. Start with the bottom left switch then the one to the right and lastly the one in the top right room. No room for mistake move one spot off course and you will fail and have to start over. If you got the Translator and vague treasure map and have a shovel you can dig in here. Take the time to dig the whole room up for random items and cash and Theodore's Journal and Staff. Read the tome from your item menu and after finished, Anebriate learns Ultra Death Move Times Infinity. Walk down back out of the room and enter the teleporter. =================================== Boss ====================================== Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2: Greg ? 16170 0 ? ? Red Lion ? ? ? ? ? Recommend being LVL 40. They both can crit for up to 4500. They're pretty fast. Greg can put the whole team to sleep. Red Lion can cause Deep Burn. Red Lion can also raise his AGI. Red Lion has a fire breath thing that hits all for 400+ and burns. They're easy to kill... as long as you aren't getting slaughterd in a matter of turns. ================================== Auction ==================================== The auction is in Freeport and begins at 00:00. Items in the auction start at 1/4 there normal value and some items can't be purchased anywhere like Crystal Whiskey Vial and stat boosters. Each person in the auction has a certain limit to what they are willing to spend. However if they 'like' an item they will spend even more on it. If you bid a certain percent more then the items current bid you can make others stop bidding on that item. Once the auction starts you can usually pay $1 less than an item's retail price to get it right away. Constantly trying to make smaller bids and the price of an item in auction can go past its retail price. Avoid this and bid high and fast (around 4/5 of the retail price) on rare expensive items. You can press SHIFT if you want to skip the bidding on an item. All the items at the far bottom of this list are 'rare' and do not come up much in the auction. If you buy and then examine the Voodoo Doll, Emma will learn Voodoo Song. Start Price...Retail Price...Item 8............30..........Poison 9............35..........Sun Block 19............75..........'Nocs 19............75..........Sound Shrooms 22............85..........Naughty Note 25...........100..........Strawberry Medium-Height Cake 32...........125..........Warm Beer 32...........125..........Band-Aid 32...........125..........Lava Root 38...........150..........Sticky Bun 40...........160..........Frosted Pineapple Cake 57...........225..........Rum 58...........230..........Chocolate Cake 60...........240..........Gross Hippy Stuff 63...........250..........Full Throttle 69...........275..........Tears of Children 82...........325..........Richmond Moonshine 100...........400..........Bowdoin Brew 100...........400..........Fermented Beer 163...........650..........Fire Water 175...........700..........Herbal Tea 188...........750..........Jar of Female Angst 213...........850..........Mango 213...........850..........Kiwi 225...........900..........Magic Hobo Brew 250...........999..........Three-Leaf Clover 300..........1200..........Ice-Cold Wizard Beer 313..........1250..........Frenzied Crygasm Chalice 325..........1300..........Sniper Stew 325..........1300..........Haste Nuts 325..........1300..........Murder Cheese 633..........2530..........Scotch Soldier 638..........2550..........Tear-Beard Broth 700..........2800..........Donut 838..........3350..........Crystal Whiskey Vial 950..........3800..........Goddess Grief 975..........3900..........Flask o' Jack 1250..........5000..........Power Paste 1250..........5000..........Defence Drink 1250..........5000..........Mind Mixture 1250..........5000..........Sneak Sauce 1250..........5000..........Tough Tincture 1250..........5000..........Essence Infusion ?.............?..........God Juice ?.............?..........Hobocutioner Honey 6250.........25000..........Voodoo Doll 11250.........45000..........Groosashi Receipt 15000.........60000..........Ancient Scroll 18750.........75000..........Gold Ticket =============================== Trophy Room =================================== XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXX..q.r....X XXX.m.n.o..pX Xjk......l..X X...........X X.e.f.g.h.i.X X...........X Xa.b.....c.dX XXXXXX XXXXXX a. Bennie b. Pouch Demon c. Alfred d. Sack Demon e. Bad Potato f. Chickenbot g. George Washington h. Injured Wolf i. Diabolus j. Rad Scorpion k. Mighty Mouse l. Quiz Master m. Weirdo Ice Chick n. Weirdo Fire Chick o. Weirdo Earth Chick p. Albert q. Rock Lobster r. Interfecio Ursus ================================== ITEMS ====================================== Some items do not appear in or remain in your inventory, those items will not be listed. I have arranged some items in a more presentable fashion, rather than the way they are listed in the game menu. Some items in the menu inventory are catalogued differently, I have placed them in a more germane category. Because of the line length constraint, some item names have been shortened. The SELL tag is a guide for ME, YOU can do as you wish. WEAPON Anebriate ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT% EVA Element Pointy Spear 6 95 Pierce SELL Trident 12 2 95 Pierce SELL Basted Pig-Sticker 13 2 95 Pierce SELL Farmer Todd's Scythe 15 2 95 Edge SELL Face Piercer 19 3 95 Pierce SELL Fancy Lad Spear 20 95 Pierce SELL Pspeare 21 2 2 95 Pierce SELL Overly Complicated Haldberd 25 95 Edge, Pierce SELL Lightning Rod 25 10 95 Pierce SELL The Harpoon 25 5 95 Pierce SELL Heavy Metal Spear 27 95 Pierce SELL Bronx Spear 30 5 5 95 Pierce SELL Aquafresh Spear 31 4 95 Pierce SELL Rick's Ivory Spear 33 12 12 95 Pierce SELL Pablo's Pointy Stick 34 3 3 95 Pierce SELL Gigantic Bottle Opener 36 3 3 95 Pierce SELL Zelga's Toe-Junk Picker 36 7 95 Pierce SELL Cold Steel Sticker 39 12 9 95 Pierce, Ice Paladidn't 39 8 95 Pierce SELL Deep Crow Bone Javeline 40 95 Pierce, Blind Emma's Home-Made Spear 40 8 3 95 Pierce SELL Warden's Bloodletter 40 16 16 100 Pierce Acid-Warped Javeline 42 95 Pierce, Poison Trash Javelin 44 6 95 Pierce SELL Halberd of Heat 45 13 95 Pierce, Fire Ivory Harpoon 48 6 95 Pierce SELL HUGE Spear 49 95 Pierce SELL Dangerdome Spear 50 95 Arena S.O.A.P. 50 95 Edge, Critical Umbrella 50 96 Umbrella, Water "Little Spear" 50 5 5 95 Pierce SELL Wacky Purple Spear 51 17 12 95 Pierce Meteorite Maimspear 55 13 26 100 Pierce Save Academy Spear 57 18 10 97 Pierce Hedrick's Custom Spear 60 6 6 6 95 Pierce SELL Groosashi's Spear 60 15 15 15 98 Pierce, 2x hit Crest Trident 66 16 95 Pierce Emma ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT% EVA Element Sneaky Sword 9 2 95 Pierce SELL Plastic Alien Epee 12 3 95 Pierce SELL Tin Foil 15 2 95 Pierce SELL Ape Rapier 16 4 95 Pierce SELL Juju Sticker 16 5 95 Pierce SELL Wiggly Warlock Weapon 17 1 1 1 95 Pierce SELL Vegetable Knife 20 95 Pierce SELL Wizard Scissors 23 5 95 Pierce SELL Spook Foil 24 -2 3 3 96 Pierce SELL The Potato Peeler 24 5 95 Edge SELL Blood Blade 26 4 4 95 Pierce SELL Heavy Metal Dagger 29 95 Pierce SELL Bronx Rapier 35 3 3 95 Pierce SELL Barnaby's Badass Cutlass 35 -5 95 Edge SELL Sandgoyle Tooth 36 95 Pierce SELL Box Cutter 40 96 Edge SELL Skinhead Shank 40 15 -10 95 Pierce SELL Golden Knife 40 5 5 95 Pierce SELL Cold Steel Rapier 42 9 9 95 Pierce, Ice SELL Light Saber 43 8 96 Edge SELL Elephant Epee 43 7 3 95 Pierce SELL The Blubber-Carver 44 6 6 95 Edge SELL Dangerdome Dagger 50 95 Arena Dr. Jonathon's Scalpel 50 100 Edge, Bleed Poison Stilleto 50 5 5 95 Pierce, Poison Skimitar 53 -15 20 95 Edge SELL Wacky Purple Piercer 58 11 11 95 Pierce Frost Stilleto 59 12 94 Pierce, Ice, Stun Hobocutioner's Rapier 64 9 9 100 Edge Cardboard Tube 68 100 Edge Palmer ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT% EVA Element Face Mace 11 95 Blunt SELL The 11th Commandment 11 11 11 11 95 Blunt Trusty Beatin' Stick 16 4 95 Blunt SELL Hedgehog Club 18 1 3 95 Blunt SELL Sweet-Ass Dinosaur Club 19 3 95 Blunt SELL Unicorn Club 24 2 4 95 Blunt SELL Seal Club 25 2 5 95 Blunt SELL Morning Wood 26 2 95 Blunt SELL Baseball Bat 30 95 SELL Heavy Metal Club 30 95 Blunt SELL Bane Cane 32 2 95 Blunt SELL Bronx Club 35 1 2 2 95 Blunt SELL Black Rock Basher 35 15 97 Blunt Jonny Roxard'd Guitar 35 25 95 Blunt, Paralysis Hurtin' Stick 45 95 Blunt SELL Bear Club 45 5 5 5 95 Blunt SELL Cold Steel Mallet 45 5 5 5 95 Blunt, Ice Pavlov's Pounder 45 10 95 Blunt Dangerdome Mace 50 95 Arena Club in a Box! 50 2 2 95 Blunt SELL Boomstick 50 5 5 5 95 Blunt SELL Wacky Purple Club 58 5 10 7 95 Blunt Watergnoblin Gnocker 63 10 97 Blunt Gold Mallet 65 10 96 Blunt Albert / Sergeant D'Arby ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT% EVA Element Knucks 10 95 SELL Spring-Loaded Steel Claws 16 95 SELL Metal Punching Mits 21 95 SELL Fuzz Fists 24 4 4 95 Bear Claw 25 95 SELL Heavy Metal Mitts 30 95 SELL Alfred's Ribfist 31 95 SELL Monkey's Paw 34 2 95 SELL Nevermiss Gloves 35 -200 -100 30 100 SELL Megashark Tooth Fist 35 10 95 Pierce, Sticky Bronx Punchers 35 5 95 SELL Claw Fingers 38 6 95 Edge SELL Cold Steel Claws 45 15 95 Ice Five Fingered Fac Fu&&ler 47 5 5 95 Meat Mittens 49 10 95 Blunt, Dark Dangerdome Claws 50 95 Arena Punchhands 55 100 SELL Wacky Purple Poin Fingers 63 18 95 Magma Mitts 68 96 ? Deemer ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT% EVA Element Dangerdome Staff 50 95 Arena Staff of Barnaby Jones 50 0 97 Blunt SELL Bernard's Not-Magic Stick 60 0 95 Blunt The Staff of 1000 Fists 37 2 2 2 95 Blunt SELL Magician Staff 11 5 95 Blunt SELL Frost Torch 15 5 95 Blunt, Ice SELL Running Stick 24 5 7 95 Blunt SELL Heavy Metal Staff 25 5 95 Blunt SELL Goatdini Staff 40 8 5 95 SELL Gay Staff 14 6 95 Blunt SELL Staff of the Sorcelator 28 6 6 95 Blunt SELL Bronx Wizard Stick 33 7 95 Blunt SELL Bernard's Magic Stick 16 8 95 Blunt SELL Darold's Climbing Staff 24 8 95 Blunt SELL Ruby Staff 59 9 95 Blunt The Highlander 38 9 9 95 Blunt, Lightning Pointy Black Staff 28 5 10 95 Blunt SELL Living Staff 31 15 95 Blunt SELL Cold Steel Spellmaker 37 5 17 95 Blunt, Ice Riddler Stick 25 18 18 75 Blunt Wacky Purple Staff 48 10 22 95 Pierce Theodore's Save Staff 44 33 100 Blunt, Light Webber ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT% EVA Element Tropicaxe 10 45 95 Edge, Wind Lumberjack Axe 22 95 Edge SELL The Poop Shovel 25 10 95 Edge SELL Executioner's Cleaver 27 95 Edge SELL The Purple Painmaker 29 5 5 95 Edge SELL Heavy Metal Axe 32 95 Edge SELL The Crushilator 32 95 Edge SELL BeBop's Bonker 35 15 15 15 95 Blunt Tommy's Bullhorn Sledge 39 95 Blunt, Ice, Slow Bronx Axe 40 95 Edge SELL Sharpened Snow Shovel 41 95 Edge, Ice SELL The Witch Slayer 44 95 Edge, Silence Fiery Axe of Fire 46 95 Edge, Fire Triceraxe 47 5 96 Edge SELL Cold Steel Crusher 49 4 3 4 95 Blunt, Ice Dangerdome Axe 50 95 Arena The Wedge 52 94 Edge SELL The Griever 56 6 3 96 Edge, Dark Mechaxe 58 95 Edge SELL The Siren 58 7 3 5 95 Edge SELL The Macinsquash 58 8 4 -5 95 Edge, Light Malcom's In the Middle 58 15 95 Edge SELL Burgercrusher's Maul 60 20 96 Blunt The Ace of Spades 60 6 95 Edge SELL Rusty Old Axe 63 8 99 Edge SELL Wacky Purple People Eater 68 13 95 Edge, ? The Cherry Tree Destroyer 73 8 8 8 96 Edge Cheever's Axe 75 -15 -25 95 Edge SELL DangerDome Grinder 76 94 ? Dave ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT% EVA Element Leather Whip 24 95 Whip SELL Cool Whip 28 3 2 95 Whip, Ice Long Braided Whip 29 2 2 95 Whip SELL Whipped Chocolate 31 5 95 Whip SELL Cat o' Nine-Tails 35 2 5 95 Whip Chickenbot Spine Whip 38 5 95 Whip SELL Chain Whip 38 6 4 95 Whip SELL Vine Whip 40 6 6 95 Whip SELL The Scorpion 41 7 95 Whip SELL The Squid Tentacle 46 13 95 Whip The Sparkle Whip 46 7 5 95 Whip SELL Razor Wire Whip 49 9 9 95 Whip Dangerdome Whip 50 95 Arena Dragon Tongue 60 9 95 Whip, Fire ACTION DAN'S BIKE CHAIN 62 8 8 97 Whip Antoxicate's Death K Sword 65 12 96 Edge, Dark, Blind King of Shadows 68 18 ? ?, Dark Karla ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT% EVA Element The Wall 18 18 18 18 ? ? Round Shield 40 6 5 95 Blunt SELL Daedric Tower Shield 40 20 -10 95 Blunt SELL The Dartboard 47 12 95 Blunt SELL Riot Shield 48 10 8 8 95 Blunt Dangerdome Buckler 50 95 Arena Articulated Bone Shield 50 8 8 95 Blunt Trash Can Lid 54 15 6 96 Blunt The Batman Symbol Shield 56 -10 12 95 Blunt SELL Robert ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT% EVA Element Chocolate Long Bow 34 99 Bow SELL Wiggly Red Bow 34 8 95 Bow Little Indian Bow 38 95 Bow SELL Flamethrower 43 -15 12 94 Bow, Fire, Burn The Ice Breaker 48 4 4 4 95 Bow, Ice Dangerdome Bow 50 95 Arena ACTION DAN'S SWEET BOW 51 6 6 95 Bow Interfecio Ursus Bow 60 10 95 Bow Emperor Blood Bow 64 7 7 95 Bow Chainsaw Bow 75 -5 -5 -5 95 Bow Greg ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT% EVA Element Save Siren's Harp 40 11 11 90 Seduce Pleasure Flute 45 20 95 Dangerdome Harp 50 95 Arena Harp 55 95 SELL Flimp Lute 55 15 95 Fire, Burn Hobo Snare Drum 59 8 8 96 Light Lava Lyre 60 -8 -5 24 96 Fire Rock Harp 65 10 -15 95 SELL ACTION DAN'S MUFFLER HORN 68 9 96 Light Ocarina of Space 80 65 Other Equipment ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT EVA Element Sharp Metal Thing 5 96 Edge Face Pick 8 96 Pierce Plain Old Sword 12 96 Edge Awesome Ninja Sword 15 95 Edge Katananananaa 20 95 Edge Throwing Knife 30 95 Pierce Staff of the Archmage 32 14 90 Blunt Sharpened Candy Cane 39 95 Pierce Chainsaw 50 10 10 94 Chainsaw Swackenheimer Swimsword 55 95 Edge Skin-Flap Shield 2 1 Bone Shield 6 2 Charred Buckler 7 3 Fire Ultra Awesome Super-Spear 500 95 ? Future Boots 200 200 200 200 200 ? God's Helmet (Probably) 500 ? Bejeweled Champion Armor 500 ? Gugengraham Hammerfist The Godsayer Queen Elaine VIII's Ninja Star Francois of Englebert's Cross-Bow Sir Roberto's Golden Handscythe STUFF Books ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT EVA Guards Everybody Poops -10 -10 -10 25 SELL That One Book 5 5 Save Magic: Selec Prose 9 9 Save-Bound Book 12 8 Communist Manifesto 1 Edge, Blunt The Great Bibble 3 5 3 Ultimate Survivor Guide 10 Fortune's Files 3 SELL Sneak Pierre Fr. Dict. 4 4 Tome of Words 6 SELL Pavlov's Witchy Notes 8 6 Necronomicon 10 Dark element Book of the Dead 16 The Alphabet of Mojo 10 Shoes ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT EVA Guards Blown-Out Slippers 3 3 3 SELL Harold's Above-Av Boots 3 7 7 3 Cherriest of All Shoes 5 4 5 5 Nock's Socks 6 4 3 2 Standard Issue Sneakies 6 6 12 Baby Club 7 SELL Polar Bear Slippers 7 4 7 Nether Slippers 12 3 Nancy Sinatra Galoshes 14 7 Oldy Moldy Boots 2 Poison Soft Velvet Pumps 2 3 1 SELL Felt-Lined Slippers 2 5 1 Sheepskin Booties 2 1 SELL Biology Boots 3 5 Nikes 4 6 2 SELL The 'Loaf's Loafers 5 5 5 Bunny Slippers 5 10 3 Winged Timberlands 5 4 Gorenado Boots 6 9 9 Wind Sandshoes 6 11 Wellies 8 10 Sticky Dr. Martens, Ph.D 11 Stun Misc. ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT EVA Guards Meteorite Maul Mitts 18 Girly Scarf 5 5 SELL Petrified Blue Rose 10 6 6 Omar's Apprentice Scarf 10 10 Chocolate Charms 10 -5 Earth SELL Wand of Nasty Bits 9 SELL Boots ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT EVA Guards Grum Boots -10 8 20 -10 SELL Spiked Metal Shoes 2 4 Mountain-Climbing Boots 3 2 2 Pierre's Stompers 5 3 Lava Waders 8 8 8 Fire Cured Leather Boots 4 1 Chain Boots 5 SELL Icy Hooves of Death 5 5 Ice Plank Walkers 9 9 SELL Metal Galoshes 10 SELL Electric Boots 10 Lightning, Paralyze Rainbow Mukluks 11 5 5 Burly Boots 14 SELL Groosashi Boots 15 15 ? HEAD ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT% EVA Guards Obscured Vision Helmet -10 11 11 11 SELL Hot Potato Hat -10 -10 15 SELL Surgeon Mask -8 3 20 -8 SELL Eyebrows of Time 5 5 Nurse's Hat 5 5 5 Bleed Scarlet Feather Cap 5 5 5 5 Deep Crow Feather Cap 5 5 5 Dark Viking Helmet 5 7 4 Webber's Dad's Helmet 5 20 5 Groovy Bandana 6 6 7 7 Imp Helmet 6 6 5 Grimy Headband 7 1 7 Gentlemanly Bolero 7 7 7 7 Adventurer's Hat 9 5 9 Stun Blue-Jay Helmet 10 4 10 -10 SELL Tibbles' Rival 10 1 -10 10 5 SELL Dead Priest Headwreath 15 6 -15 SELL El Moondome 18 18 -8 -8 SELL Kingly Crown 1 Hairpin 1 2 1 Sneaky Paul's Facemask 1 2 2 Shades 1 4 Dark Fishing Hat 2 2 SELL Francesca the Snow Top Hat 3 (regen) Pinty Het 3 2 SELL Flower Crown 3 3 4 SELL Beanie 3 2 Molten Crown 3 13 Rusted Iron Bucket Helm 4 SELL Pope Hat 4 3 SELL Furry Bear Ears 4 4 7 Pointy White Hood 4 5 SELL Floppy Headgear 4 7 SELL Fancy Circlet 4 8 Head Circle 4 3 Doctor Steve's Specs 5 12 Sticky Steel Helm 6 SELL Sack Hat 6 prevents Critical Weird Asian Hat 6 4 4 The Toppest Hobohat 6 6 (half MP) Sneaky Sombrero 6 10 Crusty Metal Helmet 8 SELL Litchfield City Guard Helm 8 3 McGreenthumb's Greenhat 8 16 Funky-Fresh Headband 8 8 Danger Dome Crown 8 18 Gladiator Hat 10 2 2 Saint Nick's Hat 10 10 Shakespeare's Shades 10 10 10 Circlet of Him 10 13 13 Ye Olde Great Helmet 10 6 Plastic Paladin Helmet 11 SELL Good Luck Helmet 12 8 (regen) Black Rock Helm 14 DEF down Spelling Bee Bonnet 15 Save-Eater Cap 15 -10 SELL Rock Lobster Helm 15 15 Cold Steel Circlet 15 6 Hard Hat 16 2 Blunt Falcon Helmet 16 5 Chrome Dome 18 SELL Ye Olde Lewiston Dome 20 Poison Contraceptive Helm 22 SELL Hobocutioner Willie's Helm 24 12 4 Sergeant Mask 25 CHEST ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT EVA Guards Overcoat 2 3 SELL Green Kimono 3 5 3 3 Thievin' Cowl 4 4 4 4 Cowl of Undeath 5 10 5 SELL Abominable Abdominals 5 30 5 Velvet Doublet 6 8 13 Magical Save Frock 7 7 7 7 Cow-L 7 13 7 7 Armor of the Squire 7 32 7 7 Doeskin Dress 8 8 8 Thrash Vest 8 22 SELL The Golden Fleece 10 20 10 10 Groosashi's Platemail 10 35 10 Moonwalk Shirt 11 8 Thunder Epaulets 12 14 8 Lightning, Paralysis The Corpse Grater 12 24 The Sneaky Shroud 13 10 13 Hobo Citizen T-Shirt 15 14 Blademaster Vest 15 25 Murder Bear Jacket 20 20 Wedding Gown 1 Women's Underwear 1 Sleep Ghostly Cowl 1 6 6 Poncho 2 8 Sticky Fishing Vest 3 2 2 SELL Habiliments of a Nun 3 4 SELL Old Iron Suit 4 SELL Mormon Mantle 4 3 SELL Cardinal Vestment 4 5 SELL Mohair Suit 4 6 6 Wizardly Suit 4 9 Cardboard Bard Cords 4 2 SELL Fur Coat 5 Ice Nice Suit 5 3 3 SELL Lab Coat 5 4 4 SELL Dracula Robes 5 8 10 Venerable Torn Petticoat 5 10 5 Robe of Radness 5 12 4 Bullet-Proof Monk... Robe 5 4 Moira's Wool Sweater 6 4 SELL Judicial Robes 6 4 6 Karate Clothes 6 6 2 Felt-Lined Fat Suit 6 3 SELL Rusted Tin Vest 7 SELL Doctor Weird's Coat 7 18 Leather Pieces 7 2 3 Pippin's Wing Coat 8 8 8 Reinforced Superwood Tunic 10 SELL The Unstabbable 10 Edge, Pierce Billy Dodgemaster Vest 10 6 12 Parka of Sally Forth 10 10 5 Batwolf Threads 11 14 5 Racing Jacket 12 8 Angel Robes 12 18 Magic Exquisite Armor Replica 13 SELL Speedsuit 13 13 3 Lightning Chill Suit 16 Ice Plate Armor 17 SELL Glittering Fancy Armor 20 9 Hot Rod Mantle 20 5 SELL Flexiplate 20 10 5 Dark Iron Vestments 22 SELL Supreme Judge Mantle 24 12 Stump Mantle 25 Earth Hank's Scalemail 28 4 4 Dead Guard Chestguard 29 20 -20 SELL Ruby Red Ladymail 30 SELL Black Rock Vest 30 Dark, Silence Y'aarrrmor 35 Rocksteady Mantle 44 -10 ? Meteorite Mantle 45 ? ACCESSORY ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT EVA Guards Wizardfinger Gloves -8 1 16 -8 SELL Righteous Ring 2 2 2 2 Camel Hair Gloves 3 5 3 Meowloween's Collar 3 8 3 Freeze Ugarr's Pendant 4 4 4 4 Black Rock Ring 5 12 -5 SELL Beaded Necklace 5 5 3 Belinda's Pendant 6 1 1 Seduce Super Grip Finger Flexers 6 3 2 Ring of Punching Children 7 The King's Ring 7 7 7 Upgraded Hobo Gloves 8 8 -5 SELL Alphonse's Holy Symbol 10 5 Old Man McMace's Ring 1 ? Fuzzy Mittens 1 1 Bone Necklace 2 2 Sand Ninja Mittens 2 4 3 Seal Mits 3 Falconry Glove 3 3 3 Necklace of Eyeballs 3 3 3 Hobo Gloves 4 Insulated Winter Mittens 4 4 Cool Glowing Rock 5 Hypno Stone 5 5 Confusion Chocolate 'Nocs 6 6 Blind Wrist Bands 8 Lava Man-Thong 8 8 China, Maine Meda Courage 8 8 5 Saint Nick's Mitts 12 Hand Warmers 4 4 Rouge 5 5 3 Shark Tooth Anklet 7 5 Rainbow Ring 8 Fargo's Feather Pen 8 SPI down Lucky Rabbit's Foot 5 Sneaky Pete Breath Spray 5 Moxious Orb 5 5 Broken Slot Handle (EXP x2) Professor Meat's Calculator immune all Sneaky Pete's Foghorn Silence Amber's Angling Lure Confusion (?) R, R 'n' R's Hot Sauce Fire Cold Stone Ice Lantern Darkness GOODS HP MP Removes Status Warm Beer 250 SELL Rum 450 SELL Richmond Moonshine 650 SELL Fire Water 1300 (gives Burn) SELL Ice-Cold Wizard Beer 1400 Magic Hobo Brew 1800 (gives Bleed) SELL Communion Wine 50 cure all (almost) Tears of Children 85 SELL Jar of Female Angst 200 SELL Frenzied Cry Chalice 300 Tear-Beard Broth 400 Potato 5 5 SELL Apple 10 10 SELL Fish 15 15 SELL Carrot 30 20 SELL Blue Berries 30 30 SELL China Fried Chicken 50 10 SELL Sticky Bun 50 50 SELL Frosted Pineapp Cake 10% SELL Flask o' Jack 100% (party) Strawberry Medi Cake 10% SELL Goddess Grief -50% 200 SELL Black Label Tequilla 1% -5% SELL Chocolate Cake 5% 5% SELL Bowdoin Brew 15% 30% Donut 33% 33% Fermented Beer 35% 15% Scotch Soldier 50% -200 SELL Crystal Whiskey Vial 100% 100% cure all (almost), (single) Murder Cheese Poison ACC up SELL Imp Shrimp 80 Poison SELL Sniper Stew apply Target, remove DEF down SELL Spiked Grape Juice 10% 10% AGI up DEF down SELL Herbal Tea 66% Sleep SELL Mango Blind SPI up Kiwi Silence ATK up Haste Nuts DEF down AGI up SELL Drowner Tendrils 2 Death SELL Three-Leaf Clover Random Encounter: None Poison Poison 'Nocs Blind Sound Shrooms Silence Lava Root Freeze Naughty Note Seduce Full Throttle Death Sun Block Burn, Deep Burn Band-Aid Bleed, Deep Wound Gross Hippy Stuff Confusion, Sleep, Paralysis, Sticky Tough Tincture HP +20 Aneb Hobo Tough Tincture HP +20 Essence Infusion MP +20 Aneb Hobo Essence Infusion MP +20 Power Paste ATK +2 Palm Hobo Power Paste ATK +2 Hobocutioner Honey ATK +4 Defense Drink DEF +2 Emma / Palm / Deem Hobo Defense Drink DEF +2 Mind Mixture SPI +2 Aneb Hobo Mind Mixture SPI +2 Groober Goo SPI +3 Sneak Sauce AGI +2 Palm Hobo Sneak Sauce AGI +2 Flimp Sauce AGI +4 God Juice (level up party, if none are max) Ancient Scroll ? Arena Booze - restore HP Save Root - remove status ailment Wizard Powder - remove anti-magic Death Petal - revive Arena Nectar - restore MP Dangerdonut - restore HP and MP Save Whiskey - fully restore HP and remove status ailment Blood Flask - restore party's HP SPECIAL Golden Apple Rope Mining Pick Bernard's Magic Pouch Shovel Dusty Key Poetry Book Red Key Old Skeleton Key Docks Key 5th Floor Room Key Guard Quarters Key 10th Floor Gate Key Key to the Deep Crow's Lair Lt. Sanders' Key Tablet Piece 1 Tablet Piece 2 Tablet Piece 3 Tablet Piece 4 Salamander on a Stick Crappy Children's Painting Teacher's Handbook Paranoid Letter Slimy Key List of Relics Stables Cabin Key Friendly Reminder Jampocalypse Entry Pass Crudely-Drawn Portrait C-Class Racing License Hobotropolis Teleporter Stone Karla's Hair-Pin Save Unoculars Hobo Token Pouch Vial of Ram Blood Cave Puncher Gold Ticket Hobotropolis Access Pass Huge Spider Save Realm Map Honorary University Pinion List of Trades Treasure Map Gold Key Blue Rose Hyacinth Blue-Blood Blossom Lady Sandal Pansylion Nightsy Carnivation Lava Rocks Heavy Metal Bronx Cold Steel Wacky Purple Chunk Chocolate Rocks Heavy Metal Bar Bronx Bar Cold Steel Bar Wacky Purple Bar Chocolate Bar Meteor Shard Black Rock Down Black Rock Bar Lava Bar =================================== SHOPS ===================================== NOTE: Some shops will disappear and some inventory will change during the game. Some items will become permanently unobtainable. ================================ Litchfield =================================== ================= Brew Shop McPollen 'N' More Lady Sandals 50 Pansylions 50 Nightsies 50 Smelt Shop Patrick Heavy Metal 50 Bronx 75 Cold Steel 150 ================= ======================= Antoinetta's Book Stall Poetry Book 2500 ======================= ================================ Mama Judy / Amber Gross Hippy Stuff 240 Rope 250 Mama Judy's Toenail Clippers 55 Fuzzy Mittens 125 Amber's Angling Lure 570 ================================ ============================== Sneaky Pete Richmond Moonshine 325 Poison 30 Naughty Note 85 Lucky Rabbit's Foot 350 Sneaky Pete's Breath Spray 550 Sneaky Pete's Foghorn 450 ============================== ============================================== Robert I Robert II Pointy Spear 110 Paladidn't 11550 Face Mace 460 The Wedge 8400 Skin-Flap Shield 150 Contraceptive Helm 7200 Sticky Steel Helm 370 The Corpse Grater 11200 Rusted Tin Vest 495 Chain Boots 500 ============================================== ========================================================== Harold's Supplies I Harold's Travel Supplies II Band-Aid 125 Band-Aid 125 Rope 250 Rope 250 Mining Pick 60 Mining Pick 60 Lumberjack Axe 1500 Running Stick 6620 Fishing Hat 450 Lumberjack Axe 1500 Fishing Vest 270 Harold's Above-Average Boots 4940 Cured Leather Boots 750 Hand Warmers 3999 ========================================================== =================================================== Hank I Hank II Pointy Spear 110 HUGE Spear 9900 Basted Pig-Sticker 700 Ye Olde Greate Helmet 2345 Face Mace 460 Thrash Vest 6945 Magician Staff 750 Hank's Scalemail 13250 Face Pick 125 Plank Walkers 4420 Knucks 350 Burly Boots 3165 Lumberjack Axe 1500 Bone Shield 680 Sticky Steel Helm 370 Rusted Tin Vest 495 Chain Boots 500 ==================================================== ================================================== Fat Dan's I Fat Dan's II Full Throttle 250 Full Throttle 250 Poison 30 Poison 30 Warm Beer 125 Jar of Female Angst 750 Band-Aid 125 Band-Aid 125 Rope 250 Rope 250 Lumberjack Axe 1500 Living Staff 9870 Pinty Het 450 Elephant Epee 9450 Seal Mits 270 Furry Bear Ears 6200 Super Grip Finger Flexers 4200 ================================================== ================================================ Pawn Shop Paul I Pawn Shop Paul II God's Helmet (Probably) 999999 Warm Beer 125 Donut 2800 ================================================ ==================================================== Rosa Stands' I Rosa Stands' II Rum 225 Tears of Children 275 Tears of Children 275 Full Throttle 250 Full Throttle 250 Gross Hippy Stuff 240 Gross Hippy Stuff 240 Sound Shrooms 75 Warm Beer 125 Jar of Female Angst 750 Fortune's Files 850 Frenzied Crygasm Chalice 1250 Tome of Words 1950 That One Book 8495 ==================================================== =================== Franz's Fruit Stand Apple 15 Mango 850 Kiwi 850 =================== ================== Larry's Tavern Rum 225 Warm Beer 125 Fermented Beer 400 Fire Water 650 Potato 5 Fish 25 Apple 15 Carrot 35 ================== ========================================= Litchfield Inn I 10 Litchfield Inn II 200 ========================================= ============================ Litchfield Forest ================================ ================================================= Herbert I Herbert II Rum 225 Full Throttle 250 Full Throttle 250 Poison 30 Poison 30 Gross Hippy Stuff 240 Gross Hippy Stuff 240 Jar of Female Angst 750 Warm Beer 125 Fermented Beer 400 Rope 250 Rope 250 Mining Pick 60 Mining Pick 60 Lumberjack Axe 1500 Lumberjack 1500 Cured Leather Boots 750 ================================================= ================================= Richmond ==================================== ========================= Terrence and Beyond Poison 30 Gross Hippy Stuff 240 Sound Shrooms 75 Rope 250 Mining Pick 60 Farmer Todd's Scythe 975 Plain Old Sword 375 Lumberjack Axe 1500 Fishing Hat 450 Fishing Vest 270 Sheepskin Booties 450 Cured Leather Boots 750 Seal Mits 270 ========================= ====================== Terry's Tavern Rum 225 Richmond Moonshine 325 Full Throttle 250 Warm Beer 125 Potato 5 Carrot 35 ====================== =========================== Sneaky Paul Richmond Moonshine 325 Sound Shrooms 75 Naughty Note 85 Black Label Tequilla 500 Basted Pig-Sticker 700 Wiggly Warlock Weapon 900 Katananananaa 3200 Long Braided Whip 3950 Wand of Nasty Bits 2250 Hairpin 360 Sneaky Paul's Facemask 2100 =========================== =============== Richmond Inn 10 =============== ================================= Swamp ======================================= ============================== Swampland Sam Inn 50 Rum 225 Poison 30 Gross Hippy Stuff 240 Warm Beer 125 Rope 250 Spring-Loaded Steel Claws 900 Reinforced Superwood Tunic 690 Cured Leather Boots 750 ============================== ============================================= Swampy Joe Meteorite Maul Mitts 10000 1 Meteorite Shard Meteorite Mantle 10000 2 Meteorite Shards Meteorite Maimspear 10000 3 Meteorite Shards ============================================= ================================= Gardiner ==================================== =============================== Magical Matt's Magical Emporium Tears of Children 275 Full Throttle 250 Gross Hippy Stuff 240 The Great Bibble 3250 Pinty Het 450 Beanie 525 Mountain-Climbing Boots 920 Soft Velvet Pumps 825 Hobo Gloves 375 Cool Glowing Rock 250 Bone Necklace 875 =============================== ================== Fonze's Pub Rum 225 Full Throttle 250 Warm Beer 125 Fermented Beer 400 Potato 5 Fish 25 ================== ===================== Marley Full Throttle 250 Sound Shrooms 75 Sun Block 35 Rope 250 Skin-Flap Shield 150 Sheepskin Booties 450 ===================== =============== Aladdin Potato 5 Fish 25 Apple 15 Blue Berries 40 =============== ========================== Jafar Rum 225 Warm Beer 125 Tome of Words 1950 Fishing Hat 450 Fishing Vest 270 Future Boots 999999 Soft Velvet Pumps 825 Seal Mits 270 Lucky Rabbit's Foot 350 ========================== =========================================================== Bartholomew's Weapon Smithing Philbert's Smelting Heavy Metal 50 Bronx ? Cold Steel 75 Bartholomew Shop Face Piercer 1995 Ape Rapier 875 Gay Staff 1875 Unicorn Club 3350 Metal Punching Mits 1350 The Crushilator 4100 Plastic Paladin Helmet 975 Leather Pieces 1250 Exquisite Armor Replica 950 Bartholomew Craft Heavy Metal Ore Spear Heavy Metal Spear 100 2 Heavy Metal Bars Club Heavy Metal Club 100 2 Heavy Metal Bars Axe Heavy Metal Axe 100 2 Heavy Metal Bars Dagger Heavy Metal Dagger 100 2 Heavy Metal Bars Glove Heavy Metal Mits 100 2 Heavy Metal Bars Staff Heavy Metal Staff 100 2 Heavy Metal Bars Bronx Ore Spear Bronx Spear 500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar Club Bronx Club 500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar Axe Bronx Axe 500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar Dagger Bronx Rapier 500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar Glove Bronx Punchers 500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar Staff Bronx Wizard Stick 500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar =========================================================== ============================ Sergeant Meyers Rope 250 Mining Pick 60 Plain Old Sword 375 Bone Shield 680 Charred Buckler 2800 Crusty Metal Helmet 550 Exquisite Armor Replica 950 Chain Boots 500 Spiked Metal Shoes 750 Cool Glowing Rock 250 ============================ ===================== Old Greg Sun Block 35 Potato 5 Fish 25 Unicorn Club 3350 The Great Bibble 3250 Pope Hat 875 Shades 2100 ===================== ====================== Gary's Tavern Rum 225 Richmond Moonshine 325 Full Throttle 250 Warm Beer 125 Potato 5 Fish 25 ====================== ====================================== Sneaky Pierre Rum 225 Richmond Moonshine 325 Poison 30 Metal Punching Mits 1350 Sneaky Pierre's French Dictionary 4100 Baby Club 4650 Pointy White Hood 1250 Pierre's Stompers 1250 ====================================== ============================= Gardiner Bed and Breakfast 25 ============================= ============================ The Chocolate Caves ============================== ========================= Mercenary Ted Tears of Children 275 Metal Punching Mits 1350 Awesome Ninja Sword 2750 Bone Shield 680 Pointy White Hood 1250 Shades 2100 Hobo Gloves 375 Necklace of Eyeballs 3725 ========================= =============================== Ocean Passage ================================= ================================ Moira's Sea Stop Inn 20 Gross Hippy Stuff 240 Potato 5 Apple 15 Rope 250 Ultra Awesome Super-Spear 999999 Moira's Wool Sweater 1350 Sheepskin Booties 450 Mountain-Climbing Boots 920 Fuzzy Mittens 125 Lantern 575 ================================ ========================== Bowdoin Entrance Caves ============================= ================================================== McGreenthumb's I McGreenthumb's II Nightsies 75 Nightsies 75 Rum 225 Full Throttle 250 Full Throttle 250 Warm Beer 125 Warm Beer 125 Ice-Cold Wizard Beer 1200 Rope 250 Rope 250 Mining Pick 60 Mining Pick 60 Aquafresh Spear 6170 Crest Trident 22550 Cool Whip 3400 McGreenthumb's Greenhat 15250 ================================================== ================================ Bowdoin ====================================== ================================= Motes' Bun House Strawberry Medium-Height Cake 100 Sticky Bun 150 Chocolate Cake 230 Frosted Pineapple Cake 160 ================================= ========================== Sneaky Pablo Tears of Children 275 Poison 30 Warm Beer 125 Bowdoin Brew 400 Pablo's Pointy Stick 7250 Sharpened Snow Shovel 5250 Sneaky Sombrero 8250 Lab Coat 3425 ========================== ===================== Zachary Full Throttle 250 Gross Hippy Stuff 240 Sound Shrooms 75 'Nocs 75 Lava Root 125 Potato 5 Fish 25 Carrot 35 Mining Pick 60 Cold Stone 450 Lantern 575 ===================== ============================= Lucy Rope 250 Girly Scarf 5200 Floppy Headgear 4250 Karate Clothes 1650 Fur Coat 4000 Lab Coat 3425 Insulated Winter Mittens 1570 Wrist Bands 2750 ============================= ================================================ O'Henry 'da Smith I O'Henry 'da Smith II Aquafresh Spear 6170 Trash Javelin 14100 Magician Staff 750 The Sparkle Whip 14700 The Wedge 8400 The Highlander 17490 Cool Whip 3400 Supreme Judge Mantle 11200 Knightly Hattery 1750 Burly Boots 3165 Hot Rod Mantle 2700 Cold Stone 450 Metal Galoshes 1470 ================================================ ===================== Barry's Tavern Rum 225 Full Throttle 250 Gross Hippy Stuff 240 Sound Shrooms 75 Warm Beer 125 Bowdoin Brew 400 ===================== ============== Bowdoin Inn 45 ============== ================================ Lewiston ===================================== ============================ Lewiston Magic Shop Tears of Children 275 Jar of Female Angst 750 Staff of the Sorcelator 6750 Blood Blade 5050 Bane Cane 6350 Floppy Headgear 4250 Judicial Robes 4960 Blown-Out Slippers 2150 ============================ ============================== Bugsy Tome of Words 1950 The Great Bibble 3250 Ultimate Survivor's Guide 6400 The Alphabet of Mojo 6400 ============================== ============================ Davis Gigantic Bottle Opener 9900 The 11th Commandment 11111 Monkey's Paw 6785 Fiery Axe of Fire 8450 Gladiator Hat 2900 The Unstabbable 8645 Metal Galoshes 1470 ============================ ===================== Winona Poison 30 Gross Hippy Stuff 240 Sound Shrooms 75 Sun Block 35 'Nocs 75 ===================== =================== Jerry's Tavern Rum 225 Flash o' Jack 3900 Warm Beer 125 Fermented Beer 400 =================== ======================================== Murph Smelt Chocolate Rocks 75 Black Rock Down 100 Mufasa Craft Chocolate Chocolate Long Bow 1600 2 Chocolate Bars Whipped Chocolate 1600 2 Chocolate Bars Chocolate Charms 1600 2 Chocolate Bars Chocolate 'Nocs 1600 2 Chocolate Bars Black Rock Black Rock Helm 1600 2 Black Rock Bars Black Rock Vest 1600 2 Black Rock Bars Black Rock Ring 1600 2 Black Rock Bars Black Rock Basher 1600 2 Black Rock Bars ======================================== =============== Lewiston Inn 45 =============== ================================ Pine Forest ================================== =============== Barry Lady Sandals 0 Pansylions 0 Nightsies 50 Carnivations 0 =============== ================================= Freeport ==================================== ======================== Wilma's Wares Tears of Children 275 Full Throttle 250 Poison 30 Gross Hippy Stuff 240 Sound Shrooms 75 Sun Block 35 Jar of Female Angst 750 Naughty Note 85 Band-Aid 125 Black Label Tequilla 500 ======================== =============================== Coldbeard's X-change Fancy Circlet 5200 Weird Asian Hat 6150 Falcon Helmet 5450 Ghostly Cowl 4650 Dracula Robes 7150 Y'aarrrmor 7530 Bejeweled Champion Armor 999999 Plank Walkers 4420 =============================== =============== Ted the Bloody Potato 5 Apple 15 Blue Berries 40 Carrot 35 =============== ========================== Vaughn Lightning Rod 8345 Pointy Black Staff 7960 Golden Knife 7360 Hurtin' Stick 8350 The Siren 13300 Chain Whip 8240 Sharpened Candy Cane 7780 ========================== =============================== Super Castle ================================== ================== Tavern Rum 225 Richmond 325 Full Throttle 250 Warm Beer 125 Bowdoin Brew 400 Fermented Beer 400 ================== ========================= Hank Acid-Warped Javelin 13700 Elephant Epee 9450 Hurtin' Stick 8350 Monkey's Paw 6785 Throwing Knife 5100 ========================= ================================ China, Main ================================== ============================= Nathan Mountain Passage Tears of Children 275 Gross Hippy Stuff 240 Sound Shrooms 75 Jar of Female Angst 750 Frenzied Crygasm Chalice 1250 Rope 250 Mining Pick 60 Broom 25 Hammer 50 Mountain-Climbing Boots 920 ============================= ====================== The Beard's Eye Tavern Rum 225 Warm Beer 125 Fermented Beer 400 Fire Water 650 Potato 5 Fish 25 ====================== ============================= Sneaky Pavlov Poison 30 'Nocs 75 The Dartboard 13400 The Sparkle Whip 14700 Pavlov's Pounder 18320 The Ace of Spades 20300 Pavlov's Witchy Notes 12800 Chill Suit 13625 Mountain-Climbing Boots 920 Gentlemanly Bolero 11500 ============================= ==================================================================== Weaponmaster Wilfred Heavy Meatal Bar Spear Heavy Metal Spear 100 2 Heavy Metal Bars Club Heavy Metal Club 100 2 Heavy Metal Bars Axe Heavy Metal Axe 100 2 Heavy Metal Bars Dagger Heavy Metal Dagger 100 2 Heavy Metal Bars Glove Heavy Metal Mits 100 2 Heavy Metal Bars Staff Heavy Metal Staff 100 2 Heavy Metal Bars Bronx Bar Spear Bronx Spear 500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar Club Bronx Club 500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar Axe Bronx Axe 500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar Dagger Bronx Rapier 500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar Glove Bronx Punchers 500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar Staff Bronx Wizard Stick 500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar Cold Steel Bar Spear Cold Steel Sticker 1000 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Cold Steel Bar Club Cold Steel Mallet 1000 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Cold Steel Bar Axe Cold Steel Crusher 1000 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Cold Steel Bar Dagger Cold Steel Rapier 1000 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Cold Steel Bar Glove Cold Steel Claws 1000 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Cold Steel Bar Staff Cold Steel Spellmaker 1000 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Cold Steel Bar ==================================================================== ==================== China, Maine Inn 100 ==================== =============================== Dave's Boat =================================== ================================= Wanda Jar of Female Angst 750 Potato 5 Fish 25 Apple 15 Blue Berries 40 Carrot 35 Strawberry Medium-Height Cake 100 Sticky Bun 150 Chocolate Cake 230 Frosted Pineapple Cake 160 Herbal Tea 700 ================================= ================================== Augusta ==================================== ================== Leaf's Fruit Stand Apple 15 Blue Berries 40 Mango 850 Kiwi 850 ================== ================== Perry's Tavern Rum 225 Warm Beer 125 Bowdoin Brew 400 Fermented Beer 400 Fire Water 650 Potato 5 Fish 25 Carrot 35 Herbal Tea 700 ================== ======================= Witchy Associate Tears of Children 275 Full Throttle 250 Gross Hippy Stuff 240 Sun Block 35 'Nocs 75 Jar of Female Angst 750 Naughty Note 85 Band-Aid 125 Herbal Tea 700 ======================= ====================== Barles Gnarkley Lady Sandals 50 Pansylions 50 Hyacinths 50 Blue-Blood Blossoms 50 ======================= ============================= Sneaky Pippin Poison 30 Mango 850 Rope 250 Articulated Bone Shield 15475 Skimitar 16000 Tropicaxe 19250 Hard Hat 14500 Pippin's Wing Coat 15650 Abominable Abdominals 17200 Sandshoes 8450 ============================= ================================= Save Realm ================================== ========================== Rodney's Earthly Apparatus Tears of Children 275 Full Throttle 250 Jar of Female Angst 750 Naughty Notes 85 Band-Aid 125 Rope 250 Mining Pick 60 ========================== ============================= Magical Smelter Hobo Cold Steel 150 Purple Chunks 300 Malcom "Little Spear" 18700 Articulated Bone Shield 15475 Razor Wire Whip 16333 Boomstick 19625 Malcom's In the Middle 24700 Flexiplate Vest 17400 Nancy Sinatra Galoshes 9650 ============================= ============================================================ Action Dan I Action Dan II ACTION DAN'S SWEET BOW 19700 ACTION DAN'S BIKE CHAIN 25888 ACTION DAN'S SWEET BOW 19700 ACTION DAN'S MUFFLER HORN 27499 ============================================================ ========================================================== Magical Weaponmaster Hobo Spear Wacky Purple Spear 3500 1 Wacky Purple Bar Club Wacky Purple Club 3500 1 Wacky Purple Bar Maul Wacky Purple People Eater 3500 1 Wacky Purple Bar Rapier Wacky Purple Piercer 3500 1 Wacky Purple Bar Gloves Wacky Purple Pointy Fingers 3500 1 Wacky Purple Bar Staff Wacky Purple Staff 3500 1 Wacky Purple Bar ========================================================== ================================ Wanda Jar of Children 275 Full Throttle 250 Jar of Female Angst 750 Herbal Tea 700 Save Magic: Selected Prose 14444 Magical Save Frock 18475 ================================ =========================== Magical Bartender Hobo Gary Rum 225 Warm Beer 125 Fermented Beer 400 Fire Water 650 Magic Hobo Brew 900 Potato 5 Fish 25 Frosted Pineapple Cake 160 =========================== ============================= Sneaky Patricia Poison 30 Naughty Note 85 Kiwi 850 Poison Stilleto 18300 The Sneaky Shroud 17250 Standard Issue Sneakies 9825 ============================= ===================== Kelly Gross Hippy Stuff 240 Sound Shrooms 75 Sun Block 35 'Nocs 75 Naughty Note 85 Band-Aid 125 ===================== ================================= Magical Innkeepper Hobo Eddie 100 ================================= ================================ Hobotropolis ================================= ============================== Magic Merchant Hobo Franklin (monetary unit is Hobo Tokens) Rusty Old Axe 197 Dragon Tongue 179 Rusty Staff 229 Book of the Dead 195 Surgeon Mask 196 Obscured Vision Helmet 210 Thunder Epaulets 210 Armor of the Squire 204 Wizardfinger Gloves 43 Blue-Jay Helmet 143 ============================== ============================== Magical Exchange Hobo Stan (monetary unit is Hobo Tokens) Tear-Beard Broth 25 Black Ticket 600 Hobo Sneak Sauce 120 Hobo Power Paste 120 Hobo Mind Mixture 120 Hobo Defense Drink 120 Hobo Tough Tincture 120 Hobo Essence Infusion 120 Hoboskewer 230 Swackenheimer Swimsword 250 The Toppest Hobohat 177 Good Luck Helmet 192 Broken Slot Handle 257 =============================== ======================= Hobotropolis Casino Bar Rum 225 Full Throttle 250 Warm Beer 125 Fire Water 650 Magic Hobo Brew 900 Potato 5 Fish 25 Apple 15 Blue Berries 40 Mango 850 Kiwi 850 Herbal Tea 700 ======================= ================= Bert Apple 15 Blue Berries 40 Carrot 35 Mango 850 Kiwi 850 Haste Nuts 1300 ================= ========================== Magical Tailor Hobo Eric Nurse's Hat 18300 Hobo Citizen T-Shirt 17501 Wedding Gown 16300 Speedsuit 23955 Bunny Slippers 9800 Upgraded Hobo Gloves 5300 ========================== ============================ Magical Traveller Hobo Belle Murder Cheese 1300 Sniper Stew 1300 Rope 250 Mining Pick 60 Shovel 500 Three-Leaf Clover 999 ============================ ========================= Alexander Goldthistle Poison 30 Scotch Soldier 2530 Goddess Grief 3800 Black Label Tequilla 500 ========================= ============================ Magical Arms-Dealer Hedrick Trash Can Lid 26250 Hedrick's Custom Spear 16550 Flamethrower 25120 Frost Stilleto 24800 Hobo Snare Drum 17499 ============================ ========================= Ram Racing Bar Warm Beer 125 Fire Water 650 Magic Hobo Brew 900 Ice-Cold Wizard Beer 1200 ========================= ============= Mark Smelt Lava Rock 500 ============= ============== Casino Inn 150 ============== ================================= Dangerdome ================================== ============================ Sancho currency is in Blood Coupons Arena Booze 3 Save Root 3 Wizard Powder 3 Death Petal 5 Arena Nectar 5 Dangerdonut 12 Save Whiskey 12 Blood Flask 12 Dangerdome Grinder 60 King of Shadows 60 The Wall 60 ============================ ================================= Old Ruins =================================== ================== Sherry Full Throttle 250 Potato 5 Fish 25 Apple 15 Blue Berries 40 Carrot 35 Sticky Bun 150 Chocolate Cake 230 ================== =========================== Magical Blacksmith Hobo Ben Lava Man-Thong 2 Lava Bars Lava Waders 2 Lava Bars Molten Crown 2 Lava Bars Magma Mitts 2 Lava Bars Lava Lyre 2 Lava Bars ? 2 Lava Bars =========================== ================================== Credits ==================================== If your name is not listed and you feel that your input was included then please 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