Salesman: Hi! You look like a man who needs insurance, yeah? Can I interest you in this -- a rogue robot policy?
Contributed By: Shotgunnova
Foster: I've never heard of that before...
Salesman: It's a safeguard against the possibility of your robot turning on you!
Foster: Joey would never do that!
Salesman: Ah ha! So you think! Surveys show that forty-two percent of all domestic droid owners are worried about the risk of attack!
Joey: This is bulls***, Foster. Don't listen to that moron!
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