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Version: 1.01 | Updated: 08/25/08

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FAQ/Walkthrough
PC 1981

Version:        1.01    released on the 25th of August 2008
Author:         odino   http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/recognition/47976.html
This guide is EXCLUSIVELY available at GameFAQs.

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| |                           TABLE OF CONTENTS                            | |
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| 01.) Introduction                                              |   G0100   |
| 02.) Basics                                                    |   G0200   |
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| 03.) Basic Walkthrough                                         |   G0300   |
| 04.) Full Walkthrough                                          |   G0400   |
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| 05.) Maps                                                      |   G0500   |
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| YY.) Version History                                           |   GYY00   |
| ZZ.) Credits & Thanks                                          |   GZZ00   |
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01.)                    INTRODUCTION                                 G0100
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Welcome to Softporn Adventure for the PC, also released on the AppleII and the
Atari 8-bit. This game was released a long time ago by Sierra and is one of the
first commerical games ever. Because it is so old, there are no grapics and
this is purely text-based. It later became the basis for 'Leisure Suit Larry In
the Land of the Lounge Lizards' (Larry 1) as you can notice from many of the
game's puzzles, story and locations. It was later included in the Larry
Collection packages and other compilations.

There are two walkthroughs in this guide. The full walkthrough will tell you
what happens when you enter the command. Whereas this is a spoiler, it helps to
see if you are on the right track while following the guide. Some sentences may
have been removed. If you just want to play through the game and read on your
own, use the basic walkthrough. If you use that guide and don't know if you are
at the right spot, double check with the full one.

Suggestions, comments or errors - tell me about it. Enjoy!


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02.)                    BASICS                                       G0200
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All the commands use very simple grammar. To see where you are just type
LOOK and you'll be given all the info and description of the location. You
walk around with E, N, S, W, U and D. Type INVENTORY too see what you've go on
you, you can only hold 7 items so drop some if you don't need them anymore.
The top of the screen will mention where you can go and who/what you can
interact with.

When the game starts, type Y or N to open a save game. If you don't remember
your previous save game just look into the Softporn directory for the file
ending with .gam and you will know.

You start off with $2,500. If you need money go to the CASINO and E N
then PLAY 21, save before playing though! Bet 1000 and when you win, save and
when you lose, load. You do not need too much money but a few thousand here
and there. Leave the casino via S W. Just make sure you always have $200 to
get back to the casino if you need more.


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03.)                    BASIC WALKTHROUGH                            G0300
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ORDER WHISKEY
TAKE WHISKEY
W
TAKE FLOWERS
GIVE WHISKEY
TAKE UNIT
N
LOOK BASIN
TAKE RING
LOOK GRAFFITI
S
E
PUSH BUTTON
BELLYBUTTON
E
TV ON
6
N
U (Requires $2000)
TAKE CANDY
N
D
LOOK GARBAGE
LOOK CORE
TAKE SEEDS
W
N
HAIL CAB

CASINO
PAY DRIVER
E
E
U
W
LOOK ASHTRAY
TAKE PASSCARD
E
D
W
W
HAIL CAB

DISCO
PAY DRIVER
E
BUY RUBBER
Y/N for questions
LOOK RACK
BUY MAGAZINE
LOOK MAGAZINE
W
N
SHOW PASSCARD
W
BUY WIN
LOOK GIRL
GIVE FLOWERS
GIVE CANDY
GIVE RING
TAKE WINE
E
S
GIVE WINE
E
DROP WINE
W
TAKE KNIFE
HAIL CAB

CASINO
PAY DRIVER
>Win $3000 at the casino
N
MARRY GIRL (Requires $3000)
S
HAIL CAB

DISCO
PAY DRIVER
N
SHOW PASSCARD
W
S
DIAL 555-0987
N
E
S
HAIL CAB

CASINO
PAY DRIVER
E
E
U
W
S
SCREW GIRL
CUT ROPE
TAKE ROPE
DROP KNIFE
DROP PASSCARD
N
E
D
LOOK PLANT
ENTER BUSHES
TAKE STOOL
TAKE HAMMER
EAT MUSHROOM

S
PUSH BUTTON
BELLYBUTTON
E
U
WEAR RUBBER
SCREW HOOKER
DROP RUBBER
DROP UNIT
N
USE ROPE
W
BREAK WINDOW
S
TAKE PILLS
N
E
DROP ROPE
D
W
HAIL CAB

CASINO
PAY DRIVER
E
E
U
GIVE PILLS
DROP PILLS
DROP HAMMER
PUSH BUTTON
E
DROP STOOL
CLIMB STOOL
LOOK CABINET
GET PITCHER
WATER ON
FILL PITCHER
W
PUSH BUTTON
D
ENTER BUSHES
WATER SEEDS
TAKE APPPLE
EAT MUSHROOM

N
HAIL CAB

CASINO
PAY DRIVER
E
E
U
PUSH BUTTON
U
N
D
GIVE APPLE
SCREW GIRL


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04.)                    FULL WALKTHROUGH                             G0400
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I'm in a sleazy bar. Behind the bar sits the bartender. A sign hanging over
him says 'BEER-$100 WHISKEY-$100'. The Place isn't furnished too well. A
curtain hangs on one wall. There's a button on the wall next to it. A fan
whirls slowly overhead moving the stagnant air around.

>ORDER WHISKEY

I give the bartender $100 and he puts it on the bar.

>TAKE WHISKEY

I've got it!

>W

I'm in a dimly lit hallway. The paint is peeling off the walls and the floor
hasn't been cleaned in months. Cockroaches run across the floor- jumping as
the loosely installed lightbulb crackles and flickers. An old desk sits pushed
against the wall. A businessman sits on a broken chair. Seems kind of drunk!

>TAKE FLOWERS

I've got it!

>GIVE WHISKEY

The guy gives me a tv controller!!

>TAKE UNIT

I've got it!

>N

I'm in a bathroom. The stench is unbelievable! Grafitti is all over the wa
Cockroaches don't seem to survive in this place, their dead bodies are str
everywhere. The sink's faucets are broken- in fact the sink hangs from the
wall by its rusty plumbing. A toilet sits in the corner. Looks dangerous!

>LOOK BASIN

What's that I see?

>TAKE RING

I've got it!

>LOOK GRAFFITI

t h e   p a s s w o r d   i s :

  B E L L Y B U T T O N

>S
>E

>PUSH BUTTON

A voice asks 'WHATS THE PASSWORD?'
Your answer?

>BELLYBUTTON

The curtain pulls back!!

>E

I'm in the backroom of the bar. Theres this big dude in here with me. He's
wearing a button. I can't see what it says, maybe I should take a close look
at him. Stairs lead up to the second floor. There's a TV in the corner also.
I get the feeling loitering is not encouraged here.

>TV ON

Choose a channel (1-9)

>6

Cable TV! They're showing the kinkiest X-rated movies! This one's titled,
'Deep Nostril!' The pimp likes this one! He's engrossed in the action he
sees! He seems distracted now...

Change the channel? (Y/N)

>N
>U (Requires $2000)

The pimp takes $2000 and says ok.
I'm in a seedy bedroom. There's a hooker in here also. The bed's a mess and
the hooker's the same! The room is painted bright pink & the ceiling is
covered with mirrors! A sign says 'Take precautions! The clap could be fatal!'
To the north is a sliding glass door- it leads to a balcony.

>TAKE CANDY

I've got it!

>N

I'm on a balcony. Off in the distance I see a brightly lit billboard. A fire
escape ladder is at one end of the balcony. A sign says 'Use in extreme emer-
gency! Looking towards the west end of the balcony I see a window ledge. It
looks too dangerous to go there- I might fall! The place smells of garbage.

>D

There's a fire escape ladder above me which lowers automatically whenver
weight is put on it. As a result I find myself in the garbage dumpster which
some fool placed under it! The trash in this thing is foul! I'm sitting in a
sea of coffee grinds and egg shells. Trash surrounds me. I think I may puke!

>LOOK GARBAGE

What's that I see?

>LOOK CORE

What's that I see?

>TAKE SEEDS

I've got it!

>W

>N

I'm on a sidewalk outside the bar. A couple of strange dogs wander around. A
cat is crouched in the entrance watching the dogs. Some paper blows by from
the overfilled garbage dumpster next to me. I just miss stepping on a dogs
'calling card'. The dogs look at me-I hope they dont think Im a fire hydrant!

>HAIL CAB

A taxi pulls up and screeches to a halt. I get in the back and sit down. A
sign says, 'We service 3 destinations. When asked, please specify- disco,
casino, or bar.' The driver turns and asks, 'Where to, Mac?'
WELL???

>CASINO

I'm on a downtown street. People from all walks of life are milling about.
Cadillac limos & Mercedes sport cars drive up & down the street bringing gamb-
lers to and from the casinos. To the north a sign says 'Use our services to
enter into a blissful life!'
The driver says 'That'll be $100'.

>PAY DRIVER

The driver says 'Thanks..' and speeds off.

>E

I'm in the main casino room. Row upon row of slot machines fill the room. The
bells of the machines clamor as winnings are paid out to the winners. The
police cart off the losers. Vagrancy is not tolerated here. Vagrants are
exterminated...keeps the crime rate low! But everyone seems happy here.

>E

I'm in the main lobby. There's a stairway going up to the hotel desk. The only
other exit leads back to the casino. Over in the corner is a flourishing plant
which is sitting in a pot. Couches and tables are also in the room- as are
other items one would find in a lobby. The lobby is empty. Everyones gambling!

>U

I'm at the registration counter of the hotel. A sign says 'No VACANCY'. There
is an elevator next to the counter marked 'Penthouse- PRIVATE'. A button is
next to the elevator. The smell of perfume fills the air! The sexiest blonde
you have ever seen stands behind the counter!! I'd sure love to ride her!

>W

I'm in a hallway. Doors line each side- most have 'Do not disturb' hung on the
doorknobs. Waiters from room service pass by bringing food and drink to the
hotel guests. An ashtray stands next to the wall. South is the entrance to the
honeymoon suite.

>LOOK ASHTRAY

What's that I see?

>TAKE PASSCARD

I've got it!

>E
>D
>W
>W
>HAIL CAB
.DISCO

We arrive and I get out!
I'm on a sidewalk. To the north is a fancy doorway- the entrance to the disco
club. An old bum sits by the entrance- he's definately seen better days. The
guy really looks tormented! To the east is the pharmacy. Apartment houses and
homes line the rest of the street.
The driver says 'That'll be $100'.

>PAY DRIVER

The driver says 'Thanks..' and speeds off.

>E

I'm in a pharmacy. On one wall sits a magazine rack. A sign reads 'This is not
a library- NO READING'. A pharmacist sits behind the counter. Kids stop and
buy candy. Others buy newspapers/cigarettes etc. A mirror to protect against
shoplifting is mounted in the corner.

>BUY RUBBER

The man leans over the counter and whispers:
What color?

><COLOR>

And for a flavor?

<FLAVOR>

Lubricated? (Y/N)

>Y/N

Ribbed? (Y/N)

>Y/N

He yells- This pervert just bought a <COLOR>, <FLAVOR>-flavored
(Lubricated), (Ribbed) rubber!!!!

A lady walks by and looks me in DISGUST!!!!

>LOOK RACK

What's that I see?

>BUY MAGAZINE

He takes $100 and gives me the magazine

>LOOK MAGAZINE

Mmmmm....an interesting magazine with a nice centerfold! The feature article
is about how to pick up an innocent girl at a disco. It says- 'Shower her
with presents. Dancing won't hurt either. And wine is always good to get
things moving!'

>W
>N

I'm in the entrance to the disco. Pictures line the entrance way showing the
happy singles who attend their club. Singles pass by me into the club. Couples
wander out- kissing and making eyes at each other. A door is to the west. The
door has a sign on it.

>SHOW PASSCARD

A voice asks 'PASSCARD' I search in my pockets and...
I have it! The door opens!

>W

I'm in the 'Swinging Singles Disco'. There's a crazy DJ playing the newest
hits. The dance floor is filled with guys and gals doin' the best steps in
town. The crowd is really getting into it- everybody's having fun. There's a
table to stand at over by the dance floor. A sign at the table- 'Wine $100'.

>BUY WIN

The waitress takes $100 and says she'll return
POOR SERVICE!

>LOOK GIRL

Cute and innocent! Just the way I like my women. Oh, this girl is great! She
has a beautiful California tan...and pert little breasts...a trim waist...and
well-rounded hips! I dream about getting this nice a girl. I hope you play
this game well enough so I can have my jollys with her! You could make your
puppet a very happy man!

>GIVE FLOWERS

She blushes profusely and puts them in her hair!

>GIVE CANDY

She smiles and eats a couple!!

>GIVE RING

She blushes and puts it in her purse.
She says 'See you at the marriage center!!'

>TAKE WINE

I've got it!

>E
>S
>GIVE WINE

He looks at me and starts to speak...

Well, my son...here's my story. I came here many years ago- and my goals
were the same as yours... but this adventure was too much for me! Here's a
gift...carry it with you at all times!! There's some kinky girls in this
town! And you never know when you may need to use this to defend yourself!!

After all, you may get caught up in a program bug.

He throws up and gives me back the wine.

>E
>DROP WINE
>W

>TAKE KNIFE

I've got it!

>HAIL CAB
>CASINO

We arrive and I get out!
The driver says 'That'll be $100'.

>PAY DRIVER

The driver says 'Thanks..' and speeds off.

<Win $3000 from the casino.>
>N

I'm in a quickie marriage center. A flashing neon sign says 'Why wait? Marry
the girl of your dreams today! You provide the girl, we provide a legal marr-
iage for only $1000!' A plaque on the wall proclaims 'Over 1 million served!'
To the east is 'The Adventurers Hotel'. Seems like quite a classy place!

>MARRY GIRL (Requires $3000)

Ok
Why am I doing this?!?!?!?!
The preacher takes $1000 and winks!
The girl grabs $2000 and says 'Meet me at the honeymoon suite!
I've got connections to get a room there!!'

>S
>HAIL CAB
>DISCO
>PAY DRIVER

The driver says 'Thanks..' and speeds off.

>N
>SHOW PASSCARD

A voice asks 'PASSCARD' I search in my pockets and...
I have it! The door opens!

>W
>S

I'm in a dimly lit hallway. The paint is peeling off the walls and the floor
hasn't been cleaned in months. Cockroaches run across the floor- jumping as
the loosely installed lightbulb crackles and flickers. An old desk sits pushed

>DIAL 555-0987

A voice answers and says 'Wine for the nervous newlyweds!! coming right up!

>N
>E
>S
>HAIL CAB
>CASINO
>PAY DRIVER

The driver says 'Thanks..' and speeds off.

>E
>E
>U
>W
>S

I'm in the honeymoon suite of the hotel. The decor is fabulous!  A giant heart
shaped bed sits in the corner of the room. The floor is covered with a deep
shag rug. A tiffany lamp provides just the right amount of light to complete
the atmosphere. A breeze flows through the curtain on the east wall.

>SCREW GIRL

She says, 'Lay down, Honey- Let me give you a special surprise!' I lay down
and she says, 'OK- now close your eyes.' I close my eyes and she starts to
go to work on me. I'm really enjoying myself when suddenly she ties me to
the bed!! Then she says, 'So long, turkey!' and runs out of the room!!
Well- the score is now 1 out of a possible 3...but I'm also tied to the bed
and can't move.

>CUT ROPE

Let's see if I have the knife...
I do and it worked! Thanks!

>TAKE ROPE

I've got it!

>DROP KNIFE
>DROP PASSCARD

>N
>E
>D

>LOOK PLANT

There's a group of bushes behind it!!

>ENTER BUSHES

I'm in a lush garden!!! The air is filled with the aroma of all sorts of
plants. Green ferns are everywhere. Roses and other flowers emit their
wonder fragrances. If there was ever a garden of eden- this certainly has to
be the place! The entrance has dissappeared as I walked in!! How do I get out?

>TAKE STOOL

I've got it!

>TAKE HAMMER

I've got it!

>EAT MUSHROOM

HOLY COW!!! PSYCHEDELIC!!!!!
PRETTY COLORS APPEAR AND I'M ELSEWHERE!

>S
>PUSH BUTTON
>BELLYBUTTON
>E
>U

>WEAR RUBBER

It tickles!!!

>SCREW HOOKER

It's a good thing I was wearing that rubber!! She was ok- but really...can't
you do better than this? The score is now 2 out of a possible 3. So,
congratulations! Well, go to it, you stud! Find me another girl!

>DROP RUBBER
>DROP UNIT
>N
>USE ROPE

Ok

>W

I'm on a window ledge. My safety rope leads back to the fire escape. While it
helps some, I could still fall and kill myself SO BE CAREFUL! The window looks
into a room-but I can't see to much from here. People down on the street below
look up at me and scream something about 'Dont Jump'. What's their problem?

>BREAK WINDOW

Let me see if I have a hammer...
The window smashes to pieces!

>S

I'm in the room I broke into! The entrance on the far side of the room is
locked shut. The plaster's falling off the wall-the usual. The only items
around are a paper bag and a bright pink bathrobe. The wall has a centerfold
taped to it. Thru the door's peephole I see people in the hallway. Bad exit!

>TAKE PILLS

I've got it!

>N
>E
>DROP ROPE
>D
>W
>HAIL CAB
>CASINO
>PAY DRIVER

The driver says 'Thanks..' and speeds off.

>E
>E
>U
>GIVE PILLS

The blonde looks at the pills and says, 'Thanks! I love this stuff!' She
takes a pill...her nipples start to stand up! Wow!! She's breathing
heavily...I hope she rapes me!! She says, 'So long, sucker! I'm going to go
see my boy friend!' She disappears down the stairs....

>DROP PILLS
>DROP HAMMER
>PUSH BUTTON
>E

The elevator doors open. I get in. As the doors close, music starts playing.
It's the usual elevator stuff...boring! We start to move...after a few
seconds the elevator stops. The doors open and I get out.

Mmmmm. This is a peeping tom's paradise! Across the way is another hotel.
Ah hah! The curtains are open at one window! The bathroom door opens and a
girl walks out. Holy cow! Her boobs are huge- and look at the way they sway
as she strides across the room! Now she's taking a large sausage-shaped
object and looking at it longingly! Damn! She shut the curtain!

>DROP STOOL
>CLIMB STOOL
>LOOK CABINET
>GET PITCHER

I've got it!

>WATER ON
>FILL PITCHER
>W
>PUSH BUTTON
>D
>ENTER BUSHES
>WATER SEEDS
>TAKE APPPLE

I've got it!

>EAT MUSHROOM

HOLY COW!!! PSYCHEDELIC!!!!!
PRETTY COLORS APPEAR AND I'M ELSEWHERE!

>N
>HAIL CAB
>CASINO
>PAY DRIVER

The driver says 'Thanks..' and speeds off.

>E
>E
>U
>PUSH BUTTON
>U
>N
>D
>GIVE APPLE

She takes the apple and raises it to her mouth. With an outrageously
innocent look, she takes a small bite out of it. A smile comes across her
face! She's really starting to look quite sexy!! She winks and lies back
in the jacuzzi. 

>SCREW GIRL

She hops out of the tub- the steam rising from her skin...her body is the
best looking I've ever seen!! Then she comes up to me and gives the best
time of my life! Well...I guess that's it! As your puppet in this game, I
thank you for the pleasure you have brought me.... So long...I've got to get
back to my new girl here! Keep it up!

Thy quest is over!


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05.)                    MAPS                                         GYY00
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BAR:
````
           Window  -  Balcony

              |          |

Bathroom   Street     Bedroom

    |         |          |                     

 Hallway  -  Bar   -  Back Room                


DISCO & PHARMACY:
`````````````````
 Disco   -   Bouncer

   |            |

Phonebooth    Street  -  Pharmacy


CASINO & CHAPEL:
````````````````
     Hall             -                 Desk

       |

Honeymoon Suite  -  Balcony
                                          |
                  Chapel       21

                    |           |

                  Street  -  Casino  -  Lobby

                                          |

                                       Bathroom


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YY.)                    VERSION HISTORY                              GYY00
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v1.0     First release (2nd of May 2005)

v1.01    Format update (25th of August 2008)


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ZZ.)                    CREDITS & THANKS                             GZZ00
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GameFAQs for hosting this file.

Sierra for the game.

Al Lowe for creating the game (for Sierra), he has a download link on this
website and you can check out this game for free! There is also a nice little
backstory to the game which makes for an interesting read.
http://www.allowe.com/Larry/softporn.htm
(viewed August 2008)

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