This title has a total of 69 Steam Achievements. Meet the specified conditions, where applicable, to receive the Achievement.
Achievement Description 40 Year Old Virgin Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) A-Rod Who? Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree Killed all of the book protestors in the library. Anger Management With Roger Clemens Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. Anustart! Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. C U Next Tuesday Survived Tuesday. CAN YOU DIG IT?! Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) Can't Touch This Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. Cesar Millan is Gay Mauled 30 people with your dog. Chapelle's Show Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. Chuck Norris'd! Killed someone with a flying jump kick. Darth Maul'd! Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. Do you even Enzyte, bro? Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. Don't taze me, bro! Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. Door Mat Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. Duck Dynasty Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. FAB-U-LOUS! Wore all three outfits. Fear and Loathing Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. Finkle IS Einhorn! Gave a kickoff to a severed head. Found 'em faster than GWB Discovered the hidden Taliban base. (Secret) Friend of Dorothy Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. Fur Sure! Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. Gary vs. a Giant Penis Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. (Secret) GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. Gotta pay the Troll Toll Found one of the hidden underground sewers. (Secret) Hello, Newman Kicked 30 dogs. Here, Wilfred Gained your first dog helper. Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! Killed over 1,000 people. I Am Legend Committed suicide... the Taliban way. I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you Put out someone that's on fire. I don't need virgins for this Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. I should buy a boat Read the newspaper every day. I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. I swear, I thought it was a home fill Exploded a nuclear bomb. I'm not even supposed to be here today! (no official description) It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays Survived Thursday. It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. It's sterile and I like the taste Sucked down your own piss. John Rambo'd! Made a very long killing spree. (Secret) Lieberman is our Leader! Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. Michonne ain't got nothin' on me Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. Officer McLovin' Asked a police officer to sign your petition. OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! Survived Wednesday. OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale Roasted 30 people with fire. One time, at band camp... Saved the marching band from explody death. Paid the Piper Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. Planet of the Apes: The Musical Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. Pussy on a Pedestal Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. R. Kelly's Protege Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. Rebecca Black's Nightmare Totaled 30 cars. Reddit would be proud. Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. Rick Grimes 4 Life Made 30 zombies lose their heads. Running With Scissors Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. Scientology Level: OT VIII Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. Screw Bill Lumbergh! Survived Saturday. SCREW that game! Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. (Secret) Señor Cornballer Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. Shiva Blast "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. Someone's got a case of the Mondays! Survived Monday. Taxidermy with Chuck Testa Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. Thanks for the money! Finished all seven days. There's always money in the banana stand Found the secret bank exit on Monday. (Secret) Uncle T-Bag Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. Well, aren't YOU a badass Kicked open a door. Where's Mr. McGibblets? Gave Krotchy the bad touch. Workin' for the Weekend Survived Friday. You are not alone Observed an NPC going POSTAL! (Secret)
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