-------- Grand Theft Auto III - Head Radio Script v1.2 -------- Head Radio Script Grand Theft Auto III Playstation 2 v. 1.2 Username: FaaipdeOiad14 E-Mail: FaaipdeOiad14@hotmail.com, feel free to send any questions, comments, or suggestions for this FAQ -------- Version History -------- v1.0 - August 5, 2002 - Everything is new. v1.1 - August 10, 2002 - Added some 2 Dialogues and 1 Song that I missed. Added the Misc. Info Section. Corrected mistakes. v1.2 - Corrected mistakes. Added part of Equinox script. Added Thanks section. v1.3 - Minor corrections. Added Legal Information -------- Contents -------- I. Head Radio Script 01..........Dialogue 1 - Fan in the Mall 02..........Announcer 1 - Head Radio 03..........Song 1 - "If you Don't Change" 04..........Dialogue 2 - Call him Mike 05..........Announcer 2 - Built from Cheap Labor 06..........Commercial 1 - Equinox 07..........Dialogue 3 - Bowling Alley Show 08..........Song 2 - "All you Think About is You" 09..........Announcer 3 - Geographic, Demographic, Income Bracket? 10..........Song 3 - No Lyrics 11..........Announcer 4 - Win Tickets 12..........Commercial 2 - Sue Anyone 13..........Announcer 5 - #1 in Noise 14..........Commercial 3 - Fernando's New Beginnings 15..........Commercial 4 - PetsOvernight.com 16..........Announcer 6 - Love Media 17..........Dialogue 4 - 60 Years of Rock 18..........Announcer 7 - Less Annoying 19..........Dialogue 5 - Ready to Party? 20..........Song 4 - "Good Thing" 21..........Dialogue 6 - Exclusive Song? II. Misc. Info III. Thanks Section IV. Legal Information -------- I. Script -------- Dialogue 1 - Fan in the Mall Hunt: Ya, the rock of Liberty City. I'm DJ Michael Hunt. Last week when we were broadcasting live from that food court at the mall. A fan said to me "Mike, why do you always use cheesy clichés? Can't you say something original for once." Hey! I'm not here be original, I'm here to rock! Rock around the clock. 24/7 dudes! Non stop rock here on Head Radio Announcer 1 - Head Radio Announcer: The single source of gratification in your miserable insignifact life. Head Radio. You may need us, but we don't need you. Head Radio. Song 1 - "If you Don't Change" Forgive me, but I didn't do anything wrong. So sue me, If you think the teacher had the life. Forget me, If you don't think your friend is your enemy. Because it's always been your innocence. You sit, you shy, you withstood it. You censor your life for your benefit. But you lose all the taste. And you sit there and waste. You're day, your month, your year. Nothing stays, they pass you by. If you don't change, If you don't change. Tell me, will you always be the same. Oh maybe, kick yourself and play the game. You ask me, what it is your doing wrong. You hesitate, you stand there and you should know. (Pre-Chorus) (Chorus) Dialogue 2 - Call him Mike Hunt: Here it is, Head Radio. I'm Michael Hunt, you can call me Mike, with another phat jam of non-stop rock from the station that gives you more because we pay our employees less. Announcer 2 - Built from Cheap Labor Announcer: Built from cheap labor, El Salvador and Paraguay, this is Head Radio. Commercial 1 - Equinox Lady: I used to be concerned and nervous about the future. Sometimes I'd get scared before an important event, such as childbirth or a family funeral. Hey sometimes you need some help navigating lives trouble spots. That's when I discovered Equinox. Man 1: After the divorce and losing little Tommy, life was getting me down. I couldn't focus on anything at work. After trying Equinox, I've been employee of the month 3 times in a row. Man 2: I used to fall unconscious for hours at a time. Now with Equinox, I never need to sleep. Man 3: Equinox is new from Zaibatsu Pharmaceuticals. Ask your doctor about Equinox today. Man 4: <fast speech>"Equinox may cause nausea, loss of sleep, blurred vision, leakage, kidney problems and breathing irregularities. Do not take Equinox if you are operating any machinery, driving a car, pregnant, a child of low age, unhappy or if your family has a history of mental disorders. </fast speech> Man 3: Equinox, softening life's harsh realities. Dialogue 3 - Bowling Alley Show Hunt: Here's one that brings down the house when I do my weekly Michael Hunt's rock 'n' roll jam at the Liberty City's premier bowling alley. I'm Mike "wheels of steel" Hunt Song 2 - "All you Think About is You" I know she sounds kind of cool But she feels kind of good She swings her hips and her bits to the rock 'n' roll groove What she makes, What she breaks I say its all good But she can't hide from the sight that makes her move. Got maybe, gone crazy I don't know if she's listening tonight I think its time I told you I can do nothing else but see through you Cuz I to one to many times So baby stop and see something else That makes you feel ok, what you say, Always seem to think about you Turn the page, dammnit did I hear you say I got laid, no way Turn the page, wish I had it all again What the hell is me? (Chorus) You and all your pride and glory What's it like to be so horny Cut your hair and change your look Get a job and a filed suit Kind of like your holding life And obviously playing at night (Chorus) Announcer 3 - Geographic, Demographic, Income Bracket? Announcer: No matter what your geographic, demographic, or income bracket. We've got content personalized for you. Head Radio because your head needs it. Song 3 - No lyrics Announcer 4 - Win Tickets Announcer: Head Radio, with free concert tickets. Just listen for your time to call. When you hear caller 25. If you can correctly answer the trivia question, you'll be qualified. Every qualifier will meet at the local mall, where you'll be told to perform various acrobatic stunts. The one who can do the best goes on to nationals. Then if you win there, you'll get free concert tickets. From Head Radio, where it's easy to win. Commercial 2 - Sue Anyone Man: Is your job effecting your health? Do you become fatigued? Does working take time away from family and social events like watching wrestling? There's an easy solution. Sue your Boss. See the great thing about this country is you can sue anyone for anything and you'll probably win, or at least get a settlement. At the firm of Ragin and Pozger, personal injury attorneys. We can show how falling down and howling like a sissy can result in a large damage award from your employer. We also specialize in injuries suffered in auto, bus, and train accidents. We can even train you to through yourself in front of a bus and pretend to be injured. Hey that's why the pay for insurance. Call the law offices of Ragin and Pozger and get ready to enjoy a life of luxury. Announcer 5 - #1 in Noise Announcer: The number one for noise, Head Radio Commercial 3 - Fernando's New Beginnings Fernando: Has your marriage gone stale? Has the spark gone out of your love life? Looking to add a little adventure the monotomy of monogamy. I am Fernando Martinez, founder of Fernando's New Beginnings. A revolutionary new way of saving your marriage. We understand how two kids and a mortgage can take the passion out of your love life. With our three-step program, you will rediscover romance, guaranteed. Phil: Hi, my names Phil, I've got three kids, two cars, and a mortgage. My love life was going stale even before my wife's car accident. Then I called New Beginnings. Thanks to Fernando, I'm still married, but on Wednesday afternoons, I meet Barbara at the motel by the turnpike Fernando: See the passion is back. Phil's marriage is saved and his kids will have a daddy to look up to. Call New Beginnings today. Cinco, Cinco, Cinco, Nuevo, Dos, Nuevo, Dos. It will be a miracle, I guarantee it. Fernando's New Beginnings, we turn a ending into a new beginning. Commercial 4 - PetsOvernight.com Man: Are you bored with man's best friend? Boy: Sorry Fido were gonna have to drown you. Man: Why not try mans first cousin? At PetsOvernight.com we've got every primate in stock from spider monkeys to gorillas. You'll love your new best friend. Boy: Mommy, Jim-Jim bit me. Mom: Oh ya, you just bite him back then. Ok? Man: PetsOvernight.com, delivering little bundles of love in box, directly to your door. Announcer 6 - Love Media Announcer: This is Head Radio, a Love Media station. Just one of 900 radio stations, 300 TV stations, 4 networks, and 10 senators(thank you). Head Radio. Dialogue 4 - 60 Years of Rock Hunt: Your listening to Head Radio the rock of Liberty City for 60 years. I'm DJ Michael Hunt taking through another set of non-stop rock and pop. It's Head Radio. Announcer 7 - Less Annoying Announcer: More tolerable, less annoying, a better variety of noises between commercials. The one and only. Head Radio. Dialogue 5 - Ready to Party? Hunt: Are you ready to party? These boys certainly are. Song 4 - "Good Thing" Sometimes I feel like I can Come clean, unused been caught, been bruised, been used Yeeaaaaaaaa! Dialogue 6 - Exclusive Song? Hunt: That was Whatever with "Good Thing". That band is gonna be huge. This is the only place you can find this next song, except for the other 800 stations owned by Love Media. Our sister stations. This is Head Radio. -------- II. Misc. Info -------- -The Head Radio Building is located in Harwood, Portland. -If you call Michael Hunt by Mike like he wants you to. It becomes the infamous name Mike Hunt. -------- III. Thanks Section -------- -CJayC for posting this guide -Mikey Garcia, TJ Nunyerbizness, and RUAN4608, and Saiberdood for pointing out corrections -PackingHeat for helping me on part of the Equinox commercial -------- IV. Legal Information -------- Copyright 2002 FaaipdeOiad14(Contact: firstname.lastname@example.org All rights reserved This document was created and maintained by FaaipdeOiad14, it's author. It is the sole property of its author, whom bears the copyright and reserves all rights. 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