Rufus: What have you done?
Contributed By: Shotgunnova
McChronicle: I'm not allowed to talk about that, it's... One minute. What did I just do?
Rufus: You destroyed my girlfriend's glasses when you parked!
McChronicle: Heavens to Betsy! Do you know what that means? I have possibly triggered a catastrophe of apocalyptic proportions!
Rufus: Yeah. But she usually calms down after a couple of days.
McChronicle: You misunderstand me. I'm talking about ash rain, magma flows, perpetual darkness...
Rufus: Yeah, that sounds about right. You've met Toni. Got it.
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