Famous Quote

  • Rufus: There's a time for paintball, and a time to clamber over the ruins of all your hopes and dreams. Now, if I had some ammunition, I could do both at the same time.

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  • Rufus: Suppose someone had deleted Ronny's database...would that be very bad?
    Elder Quatre: Don't worry, my boy. That cannot happen. Someone would have to break intentionally into the computer core and manipulate the hard drive. No one's that stupid.
    Rufus: Or...so daring and cunning!
    Elder Quatre: No, I did in fact mean stupid.

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  • Rufus: Can you use this to predict the future for me?
    Fortune-teller: I see a hole.
    Rufus: Because my future is not yet written, right?
    Fortune-teller: No. Because this is a bloody bowling ball.

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  • Rufus: (combining bowling ball and gumballs) Ha! I knew it! Like wine gums in a nostril!
    Game: Please note that wine gums should not be pushed into nostrils or any other orifice. Daedalic Entertainment GmbH assumes no liability for damages caused by the improper use of confectionary.

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  • Rufus: What have you done?
    McChronicle: I'm not allowed to talk about that, it's... One minute. What did I just do?
    Rufus: You destroyed my girlfriend's glasses when you parked!
    McChronicle: Heavens to Betsy! Do you know what that means? I have possibly triggered a catastrophe of apocalyptic proportions!
    Rufus: Yeah. But she usually calms down after a couple of days.
    McChronicle: You misunderstand me. I'm talking about ash rain, magma flows, perpetual darkness...
    Rufus: Yeah, that sounds about right. You've met Toni. Got it.

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  • Rufus: Elysium is on fire!
    Ronny: So you've noticed? I do hope this inconvenience doesn't damper your excitement too much.
    Rufus: I'll be fine.
    Ronny: Phewee! What a relief. I can't wait to give this wonderful news to the servants, who are keeping life-support systems running just for you, despite their injuries.
    Rufus: Ah, please tell them the air conditioning is a tad high.

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  • Rufus: Dream girls are for beginners. Real pros have vision girls.

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  • Rufus: Hey, are you going to hold that against me forever? It happened.
    McChronicle: Well actually, that's not happened yet at this point in time.
    Rufus: Yeah, yeah, well... Will have happened. The thing is: it's yesterday's news.
    McChronicle: You mean tomorrow's news.
    Rufus: Old hat.
    McChronicle: It's a new hat.
    Rufus: You know, you're really starting to get on my nerves, MacMuffin.

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  • Prophet: I foresee things.
    Rufus: Well, welcome to the club.
    Prophet: And I speak with our maker.
    Rufus: Heh. Please leave the club grounds immediately.

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  • Rita: Without the portals here, everything here died. I'm the last survivor. But not for much longer. Food supplies have run out.
    Rufus: Don't panic. I'm here now.
    Rita: Nice offer. But there's not much flesh on your bones.

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  • Henna: Ooh! I didn't even see you coming.
    Rufus: Heh heh, what can I say. I'm like climate change.

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Connection to Other Media

  • When speaking to Goal at the carnival, Rufus will say "Ground control to Major Goal. Come in, please!" The first sentence is a reference to, and mockingly sung like, the opening line of David Bowie's "Space Oddity".

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