Rufus: There's a time for paintball, and a time to clamber over the ruins of all your hopes and dreams. Now, if I had some ammunition, I could do both at the same time.
Rufus: Suppose someone had deleted Ronny's database...would that be very bad?
Elder Quatre: Don't worry, my boy. That cannot happen. Someone would have to break intentionally into the computer core and manipulate the hard drive. No one's that stupid.
Rufus: Or...so daring and cunning!
Elder Quatre: No, I did in fact mean stupid.
Rufus: Can you use this to predict the future for me?
Fortune-teller: I see a hole.
Rufus: Because my future is not yet written, right?
Fortune-teller: No. Because this is a bloody bowling ball.
Rufus: (combining bowling ball and gumballs) Ha! I knew it! Like wine gums in a nostril!
Game: Please note that wine gums should not be pushed into nostrils or any other orifice. Daedalic Entertainment GmbH assumes no liability for damages caused by the improper use of confectionary.
Rufus: What have you done?
McChronicle: I'm not allowed to talk about that, it's... One minute. What did I just do?
Rufus: You destroyed my girlfriend's glasses when you parked!
McChronicle: Heavens to Betsy! Do you know what that means? I have possibly triggered a catastrophe of apocalyptic proportions!
Rufus: Yeah. But she usually calms down after a couple of days.
McChronicle: You misunderstand me. I'm talking about ash rain, magma flows, perpetual darkness...
Rufus: Yeah, that sounds about right. You've met Toni. Got it.
Rufus: Elysium is on fire!
Ronny: So you've noticed? I do hope this inconvenience doesn't damper your excitement too much.
Rufus: I'll be fine.
Ronny: Phewee! What a relief. I can't wait to give this wonderful news to the servants, who are keeping life-support systems running just for you, despite their injuries.
Rufus: Ah, please tell them the air conditioning is a tad high.
Rufus: Dream girls are for beginners. Real pros have vision girls.
Rufus: Hey, are you going to hold that against me forever? It happened.
McChronicle: Well actually, that's not happened yet at this point in time.
Rufus: Yeah, yeah, well... Will have happened. The thing is: it's yesterday's news.
McChronicle: You mean tomorrow's news.
Rufus: Old hat.
McChronicle: It's a new hat.
Rufus: You know, you're really starting to get on my nerves, MacMuffin.
Prophet: I foresee things.
Rufus: Well, welcome to the club.
Prophet: And I speak with our maker.
Rufus: Heh. Please leave the club grounds immediately.
Rita: Without the portals here, everything here died. I'm the last survivor. But not for much longer. Food supplies have run out.
Rufus: Don't panic. I'm here now.
Rita: Nice offer. But there's not much flesh on your bones.
Henna: Ooh! I didn't even see you coming.
Rufus: Heh heh, what can I say. I'm like climate change.
Connection to Other Media
When speaking to Goal at the carnival, Rufus will say "Ground control to Major Goal. Come in, please!" The first sentence is a reference to, and mockingly sung like, the opening line of David Bowie's "Space Oddity".
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