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Version: 1.0 | Updated: 04/25/08

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Game: The Sims: Bustin Out
System: PS2 + GC
Guide Start Date: April 12, 2008
Guide Release Date: April 25, 2008
By: Matthew Culkin
E-mail: m-r-c-u-l-k-i-n(at)g-m-a-i-l-(dot)-c-o-m    (Remove the -, obviously)
Disclamer: This is my guide and mine alone. Since this game came out five 
years ago, not too worried about things getting nabbed. Just ask me if you 
want to use my guide, I’ll give it to you.
                                                         

Hi there! If you’re reading this, it means a couple things. Actually it only 
means that this guide actually got done and posted. In case you didn’t know, 
the game this whole Word File discusses is the Sims: Busting Out for Gamecube 
and PS2. If I had to give this game a review, it’d probably be an 8. Overall 
it’s pretty fun. It’s also pretty hard, however, and that’s where I come in! 
In theory, below you should fine the tools to overcome any and every obstacle 
this game throws at you. Just follow along, you’ll be fine.

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Need to find something? Do this: Check out the 5-letter/number code next to 
everything. Now press Ctr-f and post this code. It should send you to the 
correct chapter.

I) Basics (HJ234)
A) Skills (HGJD2)
B) Mood (GTY56)
C) Relationships (GE42D)
D) Marriage/Moving in (GITY2)
	E) Babies (GFT5S)
	F) Kids (GJU5T)

II) Free Play (DTHE4)
	A) Starting Out (DER5T)
	B) Building a House (DA3ED)
	C) Furnishing (DAE42)
	D) The First Day (DJ7YT)
	E) Continuing On (DG5W6)

III) Bust Out Mode (F453S)
	A) Chapter 1/Prelude (FRT54)
	B) Chapter 2 (F4ERT)
	C) Chapter 3 (FGTY6)
	D) Chapter 4 (FJIR2)
	E) Chapter 5 (F3RET)
	F) Chapter 6 (FGT6E)

IV) Encyclopedia (YT5WD)
	A) Jobs (YETD2)

V) Game Review (RT5E6)

VI) About Me (LE45S)

VII) Credits (TE3D3)

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The Sims is actually a pretty complex game. In it, there are numerous bars, 
stats, and meters that you need to fill or keep filled. Likewise, things such 
as relationships are constantly important. The following section should 
outline the key elements that are necessary in both Free-play, and Bust Out 
Mode.

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Skills (HGJD2)
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In the sims, there are 7 distinct skills your sims can learn by using the 
objects given to you. The major use of these is job promotion, however many of 
them have other goodies connected to them as well.

Cooking: Everyone loves cooking (except most people). While a high cooking 
skill may not seem that important in regards to most job advancements, it is 
huge in actually making food and not lighting the house on fire. A higher 
skill will obviously lead to more fulfilling food (really useful). More 
importantly, a skill of four or higher will guarantee no nasty house fires 
break out. Max this.

Creativity: My all time favorite Sims house had eight people. None of them had 
jobs, and instead there were literally hundreds of easles around the house. I 
went and downloaded every single painting mod I could find (basically every 
famous painting ever made) and had all 8 start painting. Soon I had beautiful 
artwork all over the house, and tons of doubles for me to sell. The Sims sure 
is a great game; you should play it.

Mechanical: Mech allows you to fix things…that’s about it. The thing here is 
that 
A) Things never break
B) The Mechanic is really cheap.
Because of this, Mech just doesn’t have that much use besides job advancement. 
Whatever.

Logic: Another pretty useless skill.

Body: In the Sims 2 (In stores now!) having a high body skill is important as 
your people will live longer. This is a cool feature…that doesn’t exist in 
this game. Because of that, this skill lacks a ton of use besides job 
advancement. Having a high body skill will let you do sweet dives I guess.

Charisma: See Logic

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Mood (GTY56)
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Your Sims mood is decided by numerous “mood bars” which can be checked at any 
time during game-play. Some of these bars can be ignored for a while, while 
some will tank your happiness if they get to low. Here they are, as well as 
what to do to keep them full.

Hunger: Simple enough. A constant meal supply (usually about two a day) is 
necessary for your sim. Simply cook up a healthy meal (or order an 
outrageously priced pizza) to fill this

Hygiene: About one shower or bath a day keeps this up. Using the toilet brings 
this down; so go ahead and use this every time you do that.

Energy: One might think that the only way to raise energy is to sleep. OH 
CONTRARE! Check the electrical section in buy mode for a bug zapper. Now 
choose the “touch” option. Your sim will get a nice zap, and his comfort will 
plummet. His energy however, will raise by two. Now touch it 3-4 more times 
until energy is full. Now go watch TV or just sit in a really comfortable 
chair to gain full energy in about 5 hours instead of 9; efficiency!

Social: This both raises, and falls very slowly. The best way to raise this is 
to simply “talk” with someone for a long time.

Comfort: This usually gets filled while filling. Buying a comfy chair to watch 
TV in is also a good call.

Bladder: Toilet; usually after food. In fact, my normal wake-up routine is 
food>bladder>shower>Chair/TV until bus arrives.

Fun: The best way to fill this is to watch TV while sitting in a comfy chair. 
Other options don’t fill your comfort meter as well.

Room: This really only matters when you’re going to work, and looking to be in 
a green mood for promotion. Simply keeping things clean, and maybe adding some 
pictures or something make this easy.
 
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Relationships (GE42D)
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There are two types of relationships: friends…and LOVAZ.

Friends: Sociality is really easy in the Sims. All it takes is two people to 
chat/complement each other for a little while. While this game introduces 
several new social interactions, there really are only two you need; Talk, 
Complement, Talk, Complent, Talk, ECT until desired friend level. Seriously, 
just keep choosing those two options with the person you want to befriend and 
all will be well. You both need to have a relationship level of 50 for a 
friendship to start.

Note: Every day, each person will lose two points of friendship. This is why 
you should raise all relationships up to 100 is possible. Once the score is 
down to 60, or so; invite the person over and get the score back up.

Lovers: First rule is that the two people need to be friends, at a level over 
70 (you may want to just be at 100 to make sure). Around that point, more 
intimate social options appear. Simply choose one of these (kiss is the 
easiest), and GJ, you’re in love. If you wish to further push the deal, check 
out the section on Marriage (and children).

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Marriage/Moving in (GITY2)
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Yay marriage! Yes, in the Sims is perfectly possible (it’s pretty easy, 
actually) to woo any number of fine ladies or gentlemen you run across. It’s 
important to note that no Bust-Out characters can be proposed to. That 
includes people like Dudley, Mimi, Malcolm, and any other person who lives in 
any of the levels. In fact, at the start, only members of the Tutti, and 
Frutti family are eligible. If that’s not your thing, head into free-play and 
make the sim wive/husband of your dreams. Move them into a blank lot and 
save/quit. That sim(s) will now visit you in both free-play and Bust-out mode, 
and is available for marriage.

Now that you understand who you can get, let’s try how. Obviously, matching 
red hearts is a must before marriage can happen (unfortunately no, there is no 
dysfunctional rich husband, trophy wife pairing option in this game). Get both 
up to 100, then invite the special someone over when your Sim is in a great 
mood (very important).

Treat the soon to be spouse sim like a god. Clean up all the trash, and maybe 
move some nice art into the room you plan to pop the question in to guarantee 
a max room rating. Make him or her food, and join them in a fun activity. The 
key here is to get them in a good mood before you ask. After you think they’re 
feeling it, click them and check the propose/move-in option. (If no option 
appears, remember that both people must have a 100 and a heart, as well as be 
in a good mood).

Go for the gold and you should probably get it. If the fail is epic, just try 
again. Get the person back to 100 (probably on another day) then pop again 
until victory. If only marriage in real life were this simple.

The actual wedding is kinda lame. It also costs some, so make sure you have 
over a K before you try anything. You also gain all of the Sims that you 
married assets which is probably in the 15k range. You’ll also gain full 
control over them (naturally).

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Babies (GFT5S)
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God kids in the Sims are unbearable.

Having a kid follows similar guide-lines to getting married. First, have the 
wife quit her job. The Sims takes place in 1954 and a mother in the workforce 
is simply abhorred. Get both Sims up to a 100 relationship again, and have 
both in a 2-4 green mood (should be MUCH easier now that you can control both 
of them). Start kissing, and after a couple rounds you will gain the option to 
have a child. If you want one (and as you’re reading this I assume you do) 
press yes and a baby will magically be transported to your household. Wherever 
it lands, congratulations, that’s mom’s new bedroom.

Move the baby into a room where mom will also sleep. Have dad sleep in another 
room so he won’t be miserable (1954). Basically the man should keep doing what 
he’s doing and be at work. The mother has no job, and basically is to look 
after the child until it ages.

It takes three days for a baby to age, and they don’t do much until then. 
Randomly the baby will cry. Have the mom feed, then sing, then play with the 
kid. That should shut it up.

Be warned that if the baby is allowed to cry too long, a call will be received 
from social services. Another screw-up and the baby is taken forever (that 
means you fail).

After three days, the useless baby will become a useless kid. Whoopie.

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Kids (GJU5T)
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There are two ways to lose a kid in this game.

The first is to send them to military school. Achieve this by simply letting 
the kid cut class. Every day missed cuts a full letter off his grade. Let it 
hit F and he’s gone.

The other is to send him away with an A+ grade. This really isn’t that tough. 
Start by always sending the kid to school with a good attitude (just like an 
adult). When he gets home, have him study, study, study on the computer. At 
about the same speed a sim improves a stat, the kid will improve his grade. 
Get it all the way up and you complete the objective (please tell me you 
didn’t have a kid in the free mode for fun…

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Although Bust Out mode is easily the bread and butter of this game, a 
completely competent “normal” Sims mode option exists as well. In this game, 
there really is no goal. Like in real life, achievement and failure all lies 
in the eye of the beholder. Basically if you die you lose, if you make a bunch 
of money and get promoted a bunch, you win. (Kinda like real life, really).

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Starting Out (DER5T)
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First thing is to pick a home. You are given three options; a home with four 
dudes, a home with four chicks, or an empty house. If you pick the empty lot, 
you will then need to build your family, as well as their house. Otherwise 
skip on down to the “The first day” section.

If you did choose an empty lot, you have some Sims to make! Start by choosing 
the last name of your family. Next choose the first (or only) Sim you wish to 
make.

Name your guy.

Choose the age, sex, and stats of the person. If this is your first time to 
the Sims, use this build.

Neat: 0
Active: 6
Outgoing: 3
Playful: 8
Nice: 8

Make the body and face…and there you go.

Now either start the game, delete the guy you just made, or most likely, start 
on person two. Keep going until you have as many people as you want (you can 
only have 4 max, by the way.) If this is your first time, two Sims; one male, 
one female is considered easiest. If you wanna be hella cool like me, I made 
three dudes and one girl (I’ve probably played over 50 houses in the Sims, 35 
of them have had three guys and one girl).

Choose enter the house, and welcome to the game!

Hey…There’s nothing here!!!!

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Building a house (DA3ED)
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I guess technically you don’t need a house in the Sims. I’ve actually played 
game where I didn’t use any walls, and things went pretty well. Still, in most 
situations your Sims will want a house to live in. To make one, start by 
pressing start and heading into the Build mode. Choose the wall option, and 
begin working.

The key to any starting house is to be modest. I generally like to have three 
rooms. A small bedroom, a real small bathroom, and a bigger kitchen/living 
room I hate ASCII, but here’s what it looks like,

   
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be: Bedroom
b: bathroom
m: multi-purpose room

The key basically, is modesty. Basically, the smaller your house is, the more 
nice crap you can buy. And nice crap is more useful early on than big walls.

Go ahead and use some cheap wallpaper, flooring if you want. Also add doors 
(you should only really need 3), as well as a couple windows. Yes, this house 
is ghetto, fix it when you’re rich.

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Furnishing (DAE42)
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Next is to head into the buy mode to buy crap. There are a few things you 
need. Use this as a check list.

-A bed for every person in the home (three people, three beds)
-A Fridge, washer, food processor, stove, trash compactor and a fire alarm
-A phone
-A thief alarm
-A tv and a couch to watch it on
-A book-case
-A toilet (for four sim houses, I recommend a second toilet hidden in a 2x2 
side room with just the toilet in it).
-A shower
-A book case (next to couch)

I did all this, and ended up with 3,500$. If you have about that, good joh. 
Obviously things will be getting upgraded when more cash flow comes, but you 
should have a bit of spending cash when you start the game. Speaking of…

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The First Day (DJ7YT)
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First thing you do, hire the maid. Just trust me here.

So now it’s on. Start by heading back into buy mode and getting a computer. 
Send your Sims up and get jobs. It’s easier if all Sims get the same jobs, but 
it’s fun to get everyone different jobs as well. I always choose a job that 
has me going to work for the first day at 9 AM, that way you get a free 
promotion Once you have jobs, go re-sell the TV. 

Send the kids to work, and get there promotions. The other goal today should 
be to get the two to 100 on their relationships. This will give you the 
opportunity to do things like sleep in the same bed, or be in the bathroom 
together.

You should also get each to level 3 for their cooking skill. That guarantees 
that neither will burn the house down when cooking food.

Once you get promoted, check your job stats. You will see that skills are now 
necessary. Head to the buy screen, and purchase the specific skill tool that 
correlates with the skill(s) you need. In my case it was creativity, so I went 
and bought a couple painting canvases. You may also need friends, read the 
above section about friends above for more info about that.

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Continuing On (DG5W6)
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As noted, Free Play is kind of open to whatever you want. However, there are a 
lot of tips to how you can make the game as easy and awesome as it can be.

- Don’t be too afraid to spend money. Money is common in this game, and you 
should basically spend it as you can. Upgrade items, buy new ones, or do 
whatever ever you want. Superior items will fill needs meters faster, thus 
allowing you to train more, and go to work in a better mood.

- Likewise, start adding on rooms. It’s kind of ghetto to have three rooms in 
a house, after all. Make an entrance way, as well as a fun room, kitchen, and 
a skill room. Make a pool, a garden, and pretty much whatever the hell you 
want. The easiest way to measure Sim success is how nice a house looks. Make 
yours nice.

- Once you hit job level 10; quit and get another job. Yes you will have to 
start back over at level one, and you will likely need to get new skills, but 
it’s worth it. The double cash you get for being promoted is in general worth 
more (assuming you get promoted daily). It’s also a lot more fun to raise up a 
ladder than to sit on top of it.

- Consider getting married to spice things up. Check out the marriage guide 
above to check that out.

- A really fun thing to do is to, once you’re doing well, evict your family 
and destroy the house. Now move them back into a vacant lot…only now you have 
way more money! With a net-worth of much more than the original 20k, you can 
now afford to make a much more stylish home. I know I said you can just add 
onto your old house above, but that starts to look really trashy after a 
while. In starting again, you can have a better idea what you want your final 
product to look like. Use nicer wall-paper, and maybe make a pool or something.

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Here it is. The main event of this game. Unlike traditional Sims game-play, 
this mode is very structured. In it, you make your way from home to home; 
helping the residents out and moving up the career ladder. In total you will 
stay and play at 12 fine residences, all of them completely different. Make 
friends, make money, and Bust Out!

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Chapter 1/Prelude (FRT54)
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Start by typing in your Sim’s last name (it doesn’t matter what you do.)

Next is your Sim’s first name (it doesn’t matter what you do.)

Next choose the first option and choose the gender. I’m choosing a dude. Like 
three things will change in the guide if you’re a girl. None should affect 
you. 

Next is stats, here are mine. Try to keep them close.

Neat: 0
Outgoing: 6
Active: 9
Playful: 5
Nice: 5

Basically Neat:0, and Active:<8. Do whatever the hell you want for the other 
three.

Now the body (idmwyd)

Head (idmwyd)

And you’re done. On to the game~!~~!~!

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Welcome to the game~!~~!~! Chapter 1 really isn’t that exiting as it is 
basically chilling with your mom for like 10 minutes (or much longer, in my 
and your case.) As this is basically a demo, your stats will drop slower and 
you never need to sleep!

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Wooh~! Party time! This game rules!!! Apparently It’s about 5 PM on a Tuesday 
because the dance floor’s going and there are SIX PEOPLE ON IT. Seriously, 
what a lame club. 

Click on the chick in the green and kiss her. Obviously she’s rolling on E, as 
you two start going at it. Then you wake up; owned.

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Mom’s House
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Jobs: None

Welcome to level one. It’s a crappy house with your mom. Things start with 
Malcom (the crappy villain of the game) stealing all your crap. Have a good 
cry and watch the goods go. All the stuff he steals you will be looking to 
earn by completing the missions here (it’s like this is every level).

I’ll warn you here. I’m not going to let you leave here until you max every 
skill. That’s right. That’s lots and lots of playing level one (it’s about two 
hours). Doing this makes the game SO MUCH EASIER. This game is actually pretty 
hard. Just spend the man hours while listening to music or a podcast. Let’s 
get to it.

1) Press the R Button for double speed: Go ahead and hit the R button. It’s on 
the top of your controller by the “z”.
Reward: $50

2) Eat enough food to fill your stomach: Mom will make some food after a 
while. Eat it and get the reward for free.
Reward: $50

3) Use a toilet to empty your bladder: Either wait to actually need the 
bathroom, or just go whenever you feel like it.
Reward: The Maid (you’ll be using this)

4) Do fun stuff to raise your fun level: Go watch TV or the fish tank.
Reward: $50

5) Use the newspaper to find a job: Go outside and check the paper. Basically 
choose whatever job you want. As you will have ALL MAXED STATS. It doesn’t 
really matter. Do understand that the job you choose will affect which new 
levels you head to, but in beating the game you’ll end up doing all of them. 
Just do whatever you like.
Reward: Super Scooter

Hey look! You can leave now! Wait… We have a bit more work to do.

Hire the maid

For the next several sim days, stay at home and learn, learn, learn! It 
doesn’t really matter the order, except learn cooking first so you can make 
good food. You also might want to do creativity for mad art money. Buy ability 
items as you need them. Yes this seems lame. Please, just trust me and do it. 
You will very likely pick these 2 hours back up as you complete the game.

I’ll be here *waits 2-3 hours* K, good job.

Last thing is to make friends with mom if you havn’t. Mom will be the easiest 
friend to make and keep in the game. Get her to 100 then get the hell out of 
dodge!

Mom will steal a bunch more of your money (**** her) and you’re off! Where you 
go next depends on your job choice.

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Chapter 2 (F4ERT)
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Chapter 2 has you heading to well…crappy houses. Both of the homes available 
here are pretty low-rent, as are the roomies you will share them with. Luckily 
for you both of these levels can, and usually are completed in only two sim 
days. Having max skills should make this even easier.

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Jobs: Gangster, Jock, Mad Scientist, Paramilitary

Welcome to the second level! This is actually one of my favorites, mainly 
because it’s easy. You do have all stats maxed out, right? If so, all should 
be well.

Oh…Malcolm stole your cool crap again. Bummer. 


Go to the phone and hire the maid, now let’s get on with the goals.

1-1.4) Get promoted to level 2: The way you get promoted is to go to work with 
the necessary skills and friend count, while also having a positive (green) 
attitude. Considering all your stats are maxed, your only problem should be 
keeping your dude happy, not that hard.
Reward(s): Paramilitary-HellaGraphiz Game console, The Dude Buggy, The Octagon 
(home)

2-2.4) Get promoted to level 3: Same deal, just with level 3 job this time.
Reward: Paramilitary- The Up-Light, Toane’s Gym (House)

3) Interact with other Sims to satisfy your social needs: Go talk to Dudley. 
Like two talks should do it.
Reward: Pull my finger! (Social)

4) Get to know Dudley better: You’ll unlock this one at the same time as the 
last one.
Reward: $50

5) Have one skill point in cooking: Lol
Reward: $200

6) Have mom over to your new place: Do as it says. Use the phone to invite mom 
over. Don’t just talk to her; she has to come over for a visit. You don’t even 
need to meet her when she shows up!
Reward: Nag about house (Social)

7) Visit Mimi’s place and get her to pull your finger: Head to your scooter 
(probably do this right when you get back from work). Choose visit and head to 
Mini’s. Make friends with her (you should collect friends as fast as you can 
anyway), and then choose pull my finger. You’ll both laugh and all is well.
Reward: Big mouth chair

8) Clean up the mess: You CAN clean crap up yourself, but skrew that. You 
already hired the maid. When she first shows up while you’re at work, all is 
well. You may need to clean one or two more pieces once you get home, however.
Reward: The toxic barrel

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Mimi’s Place
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Jobs: Counter Culture, Fashion Victim, Movie Star

The other level 2. For some reason I never pick a job that leads here, but you 
might! Like Dudley’s place, this isn’t TOO tough. Also note that the goals 
here are the same, or very similar to that of Dudley’s. Thus; the write-ups 
are the same, or very similar to Dudley’s. I don’t think it’s that big of a 
deal.

Hire the maid

1) Get to job level 2: As noted, got to work in a good mood with all the stat 
and friend stuff done (you should still have max stats)
Reward:
Counter Culture: Leaflet Distributor - Epicurious Gourmet Stove       Matsuura 
Imposter Type-S, Pixel Acres – Visit

Fashion Victim: Lingerie Model - SlushRush Bar Counter, Matsuura Imposter Type-
S  

Movie Star: Kiddie show sidekick - Gossip (social), Matsuura Imposter Type-S  
(Vehicle), Tinsel Bluffs - Visit

2) Get to job level 3: Same deal
Reward:
Counter Culture: Basket Weaver - Confucius Wall Lamp, Studio 8 - Move or Visit

Fashion Victim: Body Waxer - VenuSpice" Dresser by Polly Vinyl, Studio 8 - 
Move or Visit

Movie Star: Stunt Double - Exoticalistism Floor Lamp, Goth Manor - Move or 
Visit

3) 3) Interact with other Sims to satisfy your social needs: Go talk to Mimi. 
Like two talks should do it.
Reward: Use sign language (Social)

4) Get to know Dudley better: You’ll unlock this one at the same time as the 
last one.
Reward: $50

5) Have one skill point in cooking: Lol
Reward: $200

6) Have mom over to your new place: Do as it says. Use the phone to invite mom 
over. Don’t just talk to her; she has to come over for a visit. You don’t even 
need to meet her when she shows up!
Reward: Give money (Social)

7) Visit Dudley’s and use “SIGN LANGUAGE” on him: Head to your scooter 
(probably do this right when you get back from work). Choose visit and head to 
Dudley’s. Make friends with him (you should collect friends as fast as you can 
anyway), and then choose Sign language. You’ll both laugh and all is well.
Reward: The skull shrub

8) Fix all the broken things: As you have 10 mech, this should be no big deal. 
There’s only one broken thing, the coffee maker. Fix it and there you go.
Reward: The repair man

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Chapter 3 (FGTY6)
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Chapter 3 has you moving up in the world as you stake your claim in one of 
three very different homes. The big gimmick here is that for the first time 
you can control other sims!...You will soon learn to not actually control 
them, however. Honestly, these levels are kind of bland. But with maxed skills 
(trust me, the game gets really hard without maxed skills from this point.) 
these levels should also pass quickly.

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Toane’s Gym
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Jobs: Gangster, Jock, Paramilitary

Here’s to a real house! This place is a house/gym. In this level, you also get 
to control another sim, either Max or Goldie. The truth is that you shouldn’t 
actually ever do anything with these guys. Just let them live their own lives 
and go to work and stuff, they’ll be fine.

Start by going and buying the $1,000 double-bed, put it in the blue room. This 
will also complete a goal, but I’ll touch on that in a bit. You may also want 
to go buy a new stove/other cooking stuff. Oh, and go buy a fire and safety 
alarm. I got robbed while writing this. 

Also get a phone, hire the maid.

1-1.3) Get promoted to level 3: Usual deal here. Go to work with green, you 
win.
Reward: 
Gangster: Car Thief – High Dive
Jock: Starter – Life Rocks! Climbing Wall
Paramilitary: Paratrooper – Show off muscles (social)

2-2.3) Get promoted to level 4: Yup
Reward: 
Gangster: Mugger – Sonic Shower, Casa Caliente - Move or Visit
Jock: All-Star Aeromaster Whifferpuff "Gold”, Club Rubb - Move or Visit
Paramilitary: Chopper Pilot – Miss Memo Sleeper, Shiny Things Labs - Move or 
Visit


3) Make friends with Max or Goldie: As it says, talk/flirt/whatever all your 
way to 50 with either person. They’re both easy.
Reward: Signature Social of resident

4)Control another sim by pressing the Z button: The Z button is the purple 
one. Press it.
Reward: Towel Snap (social)

5) Go to Dudley’s Trailer and PARTY!: Your best bet is to skip work one day 
and do this instead. Be at 3-4 green bars and head over to Dudley’s. Once 
there he will start up a party. To pass this challenge, you must reach a 
friend level of 5 or higher with every guest there. This actually is pretty 
hard, but don’t be distraught. Keep heading over, and eventually guests will 
repeat themselves. Any guest that shows up already 5 or higher is completely 
set. Just keep at it.
Reward: Tsunami X-TEQ (A NEW CAR~!~!~!~!)

6) Buy $1,000 worth of improvements for the gym: Getting the bed should do 
this awesome. You can also buy anything else you think your sim might like. 
You kind of get paid back for all this crap when you leave, so it’s all good.
Reward: The flush force toilet.

7) Get four sims to join Toane’s gym as members: You’re probably going to want 
to save this one till later on. The reason for this is that people need to be 
your friends before they’ll join. As you probably don’t even have four friends 
right now, this could be hard. Once you have friends, throw a party and make 
everyone happy. Make food and talk and whatever (basically make food). Once 
Stuff seems to be going well, ask your friends to join the gym. They should 
accept. You don’t need to get all four at once, remember. So just throw a 
couple parties if you need to.
Reward: Turntablitz DJ Booth  

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Goth Manor
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Jobs: Mad Scientist, Movie Star

Here’s a fun one. It’s a haunted house…that’s about it. In this level, you 
also get to control another sim, either Mortimer or Bella. The truth is that 
you shouldn’t actually ever do anything with these guys. Just let them live 
their own lives and go to work and stuff, they’ll be fine.

Oh, they don’t have a fridge, fix that.

Hire the maid.

1-1.2) Get promoted to level 3: Usual deal here. Go to work with green, you 
win.
Reward: 
Mad Scientist: Virsy Breeder - Gene Genie Incubator  

Movie Star: Horror Movie Extra - TumulTech "Sim-Phony" Synthesizer  
 
2-2.2) Get promoted to level 4: Yup
Reward: 
Mad Scientist: Chemist - Boggs' Memorial Commode, Shiny Things Lab - Move or 
Visit

Movie Star: Soap opera star - Do Magic Trick (social) Unlock:  Club Rubb - 
Move or Visit

3) Make friends with Mortimer or Bella: As it says, talk/flirt/whatever all 
your way to 50 with either person. They’re both easy.
Reward: Signature Social of resident

4) Control another sim by pressing the Z button: The Z button is the purple 
one. Press it.
Reward: Tell Story (Social)

5) Find the fern that was stolen from the Goths: Whenever, visit Dudley’s 
Trailor. In the back of his house is the plant. Go steal it back and bail.
Reward: RGB Throwback

6) Buy $1,000 worth of improvements for the manor: Get a new fridge (they 
don’t seem to have one), and a dish-washer. You’d be getting these anyway, so 
no big problem here.
Reward: Seance Table

7) Exorcise the ghosts by having a séance: Go and buy the séance you received 
from the buy 1,000 dollars thing. Now put it in the room with the four chairs. 
Between 12-4 A.M,., choose the table and pick “contact spirits”. Now wait. 
Basically watch your guy freak out and uncover ghosts until you get your 
reward. (You have to choose the option twice). Also, after you’re done. Sell 
the ****ing table back. Things useless otherwise.
Reward: The skeleton display 

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Studio 8
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Jobs: Mad Scientist, Movie Star

Hey, look; it’s an art gallery. This place is pretty nice actually, and 
probably my favorite level 3 level. In this level, you also get to control 
another sim, either Artie or Charity. The truth is that you shouldn’t actually 
ever do anything with these guys. Just let them live their own lives and go to 
work and stuff, they’ll be fine.

Hire the maid

1-1.2) Get promoted to level 3: Usual deal here. Go to work with green, you 
win.
Reward: 
Counter Culture: Flower child - Artist’s Block

Fashion Victim: Fingernail painter - Floyd Co. Laser Light Show
 
2-2.2) Get promoted to level 4: Yup
Reward: 
Counter Culture: Massage Therapist - 8-Step "Love Yourself" Wall Lamp, Casa 
Caliente - Move or Visit

Fashion Victim: Wig Designer - Air Kiss (Social), Club Rubb - Move or Visit

3) Make friends with Artie or Charity: As it says, talk/flirt/whatever all 
your way to 50 with either person. They’re both easy.
Reward: Signature Social of resident

4) Control another sim by pressing the Z button: The Z button is the purple 
one. Press it.
Reward: Sissy fight (Social)

5) Buy $1,000 dollars worth of improvements for the studio: I’d get a new TV 
and comfy chair to watch it with. That should get this.
Reward: Beejaphone Guitar  

6) Have a great opening by rearranging the art: To score this, you need to 
have 5 people in the same room with a max or near-max room score. As long as 
it’s clean, the room with all the art will already score this. Throw a party 
and make food. Now pick it up and bring it to the far corner of said room. 
Hopefully you will get enough people interested to complete this. Just keep 
trying until the reward pops up.
Reward: KraftKing Potter's Wheel  

7) Visit Mimi’s place and make sure Mimi is OK: When you were with Mimi did 
you hire the maid? If not, move in there for just a sec, hire the maid, then 
move back here. You really need her to complete this. The goal of this mission 
is to pick up all of Mimi’s trash. This is actually harder than it sounds as 
Mimi makes quite a bit of it. Head over to Mimi’s between 9-10 AM (You may 
need to skip work) and start cleaning. With both you and the maid working 
here, things should work out.

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Chapter 4 (FJIR2)
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Time to get married (sigh). All three of the levels in this chapter involve 
getting laid and getting hitched. The difficulty is about the same as the last 
three (I swear, the max stats are a godsend in this game). 

A note about marriage: You don’t have to marry anyone in this level, or the 
next. Basically once you get married, the “get married” goal is unlocked in 
all the future houses, isn’t that nice? I recommend you don’t get married 
until chapter 4, however, as it just isn’t a good idea here. If you want to 
get a head start, meet any member of either the Tutti or Frutti family and get 
to 100 and heart with them. They’ll still be there when you want to tie the 
night.

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Casa Caliente
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Jobs: Counter Culture, Gangster

It’s a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Shack it’s a little ole place where…you get the point. 
People **** here. That’s what they do. I’m down. 

Buy a new TV for fun, and another bed because sleep it good.

Hire the maid.

1-1.2) Get promoted to level 6: I think you got this one
Reward: 
Counter Culture: Yoga Instructor - Vibromatic Heart Bed  

Gangster: Body Guard - Force To Slap Self (Social)

2-2.2) Get promoted to level 7: Friends, skills, happiness
Reward: 

Counter Culture: Transcendentalist - Sili-Camp Tent, Pixel Acres - Move or 
Visit

Gangster: Arsonist - Niagara Love Tub, Pixel Acres - Move or Visit

3) Buy $1,500 dollars worth of improvements for Casa Caliente: As I said, the 
bed and new TV should be just dandy here.
Reward: Sham-Shag Polar Bear Rug  

4) Fall in love/Invite over your lover: If you already have a heart with 
someone, just invite him/her over. If not, invite some girl over and friend 
them up to 70-100. Then do a “sexy” thing like kissing or flirting until a 
heart shows up. This can be a good prelude to getting married.
Reward: Hawaiian Fantasy Tiki Torch  

5) Score with two sims at the same party: Here’s a fun one. Starting at this 
level, the “try to score” option will appear. This is basically French 
kissing. To get this, have two different sims at a love level (do this before 
you start the party.) Throw a party, and head into a room that no one else is 
in (usually a bedroom or bathroom is good). Once there, invite one of the 
victims over. Make your move. Now run to a different room and do the same 
thing with the other sim. There you go.
Reward: Romantic Kiss (social)

6) Go to studio 8 and help with “outsider art”: Remember how you have all 
maxed skills? Well that means you have maxed creativity; good. Visit studio 8 
and start painting a picture on the easle. You should get the reward once you 
finish the picture. If it fails, just paint until you get the reward. It only 
took me once.
Reward: That 70s Window, Goth Manor – Visit

7) Find a neighbor who knows about candelabras: Before you start this, you 
need to do the two sim hook-up task above so that you have the Romantic Kiss 
option in your social arsenal. Once you have that, visit Goth Manor and get to 
100 and hearted with either Bella or Mona. Once you are in love, begin 
romantic kissing them. This may or may not work. Keep using romantic kiss 
until you score the candelabra.
Reward: Torchemada Candelabra.
  
8) Get Married: Don’t
Reward: Spritzen Funken

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Club Rubb
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Jobs: Fashion Victim, Jock, Movie Star 

It’s a club. Seemingly one they “Rubb” in. This place is generic and crappy, 
oh well.

There are MANY  things to buy here. Start by moving the random fridge back to 
where it should be. Now buy a new oven and food processor. Also get a 
dishwasher. Now head into the build area (crazy, I know) and build a quaint 
room in the back. Put as many beds as you need here (if your married or 
whatever, this may be a lot). Just look around, pretty much everything 
(shower, tables, fridge) can be upgraded at your leisure, so just do it.

Hire the maid.


1-1.3) Get promoted to level 6: I think you got this one
Reward: 

Fashion Victim: Hair Stylist - Admire Body (Social)
 
Jock: Tell Dirty Joke (Social) 

Movie Star: Booty Tease (Social)

2-2.3) Get promoted to level 7: Friends, skills, happiness
Reward: 

Fashion Victim: Makeup Artist - Slow Dance (Social), Tinsel Bluffs - Move or 
Visit

Jock: Wolf Whistle (Social), Tinsel Bluffs - Move or Visit

Movie Star: Moon Walk (Social), Tinsel Bluffs - Move or Visit

3) Buy $1,500 dollars worth of improvements for Casa Caliente: How could you 
not get this one!?! Unless you plan to die of starvation, this shouls come 
right along.
Reward: Bounce My Booty Dance Floor

4) Fall in love/Invite over your lover: If you already have a heart with 
someone, just invite him/her over. If not, invite some girl over and friend 
them up to 70-100. Then do a “sexy” thing like kissing or flirting until a 
heart shows up. This can be a good prelude to getting married.
Reward: KlassiKlean "More-saic" Tub

5) Throw The Ultimate DJ Dance Party: Here’s a good one. The 1500 dollar goal 
unlocks the Dance Floor, which you should buy and place back where it needs to 
be. The ultimate goal here is to throw a party, and have 5+ people dancing on 
the floor. You will be DJing. Have everyone skip work one day and throw a 
party. Do the usual party favors (make food basically), and get your sim 
scribbling on the Turntable. Highlight the other house sim, and make him start 
dancing. Now highlight everyone and have them join him. With some luck, four 
other sims will start dancing. If not, try, try again.
Reward: Q3 Recliner

6) Find Out What's Going On At Toane's Gym: You have 10 body, so this one’s 
easy. Head to Toane’s gym, and the people there will challenge you to the 
triple jump. Hit the high-dive and choose “triple jump”. Hit it, then do it 
again, and then again. After the third is mission passed.
Reward: Wicked Breeze Outdoor Shower 

7) Show Off Some Club Rubb Moves at Studio 8: First you need to 
befriend “Bling-Bling”, this will unlock the “Break Dance” option. Head over 
to studio 8 and chat a bit with whoever you’re friends with. After a bit, bust 
out the “break dance” option and blow their minds for a pass.
Reward: The Apoplectic Photoelectric  

8) Get Married: Don’t
Reward: Spritzen Funken
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Shiny Things Labs
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Jobs: Mad Scientist, Paramilitary

This is a cool place. It’s a science lab! There are experiments and lots of 
cool things here. Good luck!

This place is actually pretty sweet on items. Upgrade the kitchen with a new 
fridge and whatever. Also, go buy a TV or something else fun to enjoy. 

Hire the maid.

1-1.2) Get promoted to level 6: I think you got this one
Reward: 

Mad Scientist: Vivisectionist - Tesla Coil 3.0
 
Paramilitary: Covert Ops - Horrorwitz "Star-Track" Telescope

2-2.2) Get promoted to level 7: Friends, skills, happiness
Reward: 

Mad Scientist: Gene Splicer - Slow Dance (Social), Tinsel Bluffs - Move or 
Visit

Jock: Wolf SLP Lamp, The Octagon - Move or Visit

3) Buy $1,500 dollars worth of Worth of Lab Equipments: Ignore the lab 
equipment part. Just buy the TV and kitchen crap as mentioned.
Reward: Bird Of Paradise

4) Fall in love/Invite over your lover: If you already have a heart with 
someone, just invite him/her over. If not, invite some girl over and friend 
them up to 70-100. Then do a “sexy” thing like kissing or flirting until a 
heart shows up. This can be a good prelude to getting married.
Reward: KlassiKlean "More-saic" Tub

5) Show Off Rocket Gnomes At 'Launch Party': This one’s actually pretty easy. 
First, you need max Mech. Now go buy the gnome making kit from the buy menu. 
Now go and build five gnomes. Once they’re all made, head back to the buy 
menu, pick them all up, and move the little guys to the sand outside. Now 
throw a party. As soon as you get the “party has started” message, go out to 
those gnomes and start launching them. Launch all of them to complete the task.
Reward: Hypnotize (Social)

6) Find Out Where The Contaminating Spores Are Coming From: Visit Goth Manor 
and steal a plant. That’s about it.
Reward: Giant Fern

7) Go to Studio 8 & Change Their Minds About Scientists: First you need to 
have completed the gnome one above so you have the “Hypnotize” social action. 
Head to Studio 8 and use that social option to either person to change their 
minds. You’re kind of an ass, aren’t you?
Reward: Pathmatic Sliding Door

8) Get Married: Don’t
Reward: Spritzen Funken

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Chapter 5 (F3RET)
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Last set of three and these places are all hells of nice! You become much 
closer with Malcom here, doing something with him at every house. I should 
note that you should probably go to Tinsel Bluffs first as it just makes 
everything easier (it involves making Malcom hate, and then love you).

Oh, you can get married here too, as well as have a kid; don’t.

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Pixel Acres
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Jobs: Counter Culture, Gangster Careers

Here’s a fun one; it’s a nudist colony! Too bad this place is getting owned.

Start by building a house.

That’s right, nothing fancy just a simple, four room house with a bathroom, a 
kitchen, a fun/whatever room, and a bedroom. Basically a rectangle. Next get 
all the things you need; stuff like a fridge, beds (move them, at least), and 
a nice big TV to watch. Yeah, I know it isn’t in the spirit of the house, and 
if you want to just live outside, go for it.

Hire the maid (pretty silly if you don’t have a house)

1-1.2) Get promoted to level 8: Yup
Reward: 

Counter Culture: Love Guru - Tetherball
 
Gangster: Extortionist - Table Tennis from Slammo

2-2.2) Get promoted to level 9: Mmhmm
Reward: 

Counter Culture: Psychic Activist - Barnyard Taunt (Social), Malcolm's 
Mansion - Move or Visit

Gangster: Hitman, BroilBastard Stone Grill, Malcolm's Mansion - Move or Visit

3) Buy $2000 Worth Of Improvements For Pixel Acres: All the stuff you just 
bought should take care of this.
Reward: Hot Spring Conversion Kit

4) Find Out What 'Ghost' of A Problem The Goths Are Having: You need to do 
this before you can complete the task below. Visit Goth Manor. Head over to 
the synth, and play the “pixel booty” song. Everyone gets naked, you win.
Reward: RustyRedneck Stump Chair, The Pixel Booty Song

5) Frame Malcolm & Get Him Busted For Indecent Exposure: You need a couple 
things here. You need to have done all the Goth mission above (it’s easy, just 
do it), you also need max creativity, and it helps if Malcom is your friend. 
Invite him over. And keep trying until he comes. Once he shows up, play the 
pixel song on the synth. Once he strips, guys ****ed.
Reward: $5000

6) Seduce Someone At Casa Caliente: You need one of the two people at the Casa 
to love you. If someone does, awesome. If not, head over one day and make one 
of them love you. After that, head over to the bear rug and choose the “relax” 
option. Now choose your lova and choose join. After some awkward “so…we’re 
about to have sex, aren’t we?” talk, you succeed.
Reward: Varmenkozze Euro Fireplace

7) Find Someone Interested In Chase's Secret Formula: First you need to make 
friends with Chase so you gain the “tell secret” option. Now head back to the 
shiny lab and use said option on either person there. GJ.
Reward: Boomtown Redwood Table

8) Get Married: Still don’t.
Reward: Spritzen Funken

9) Raise a baby to a child: You can’t, and you shouldn’t.
Reward: Schnell Meister

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The Octagon
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Jobs: Mad Scientist, Paramilitary

Next house is…an area of national security? Man, I would have liked to think 
you need more clearance to get into a place like this than being level 7 at a 
job. I guess paramilitary kind of makes sense, but a gene splicer? The **** 
does that have to do with the government?

You don’t need to buy anything here. But you can upgrade lots of stuff. The 
TV, the beds, and the shower; really.  

Hire the maid 

1-1.2) Get promoted to level 8: Yup
Reward: 

Mad Scientist: Robotician - Miss Gyrotic
 
Paramilitary: Code Breaker – Flip (Social)

2-2.2) Get promoted to level 9: Mmhmm
Reward: 

Mad Scientist: Space-Time Tinkerer - RiteLite Spotlight, Malcolm's Mansion - 
Move or Visit

Paramilitary: Intelligence Director - SimSentry CDXLVIII Motion Detector, 
Malcolm's Mansion - Move or Visit

3) Buy $2000 Worth Of Improvements For The Octagon: All the stuff you just 
bought should take care of this.
Reward: Atlantean Column

4) Mission: Classified - Eliminate Senator Langrabb: Here’s all you have to 
do. First invite Malcom over. Once he’s there, get him into a room alone and 
go into build mode. Delete all the exits so that he’s trapped in the room. 
That’s right, just like you used to kill your regular sims back in 2000, 
you’re starving Malcom out here. Now just go about life. You get your reward 
eventually. (Yes, a challenge was to KILL someone.)
Reward: $5000

5) Mission: Find & Shut Down The Hackers: Head to the lab, and steal the nice 
computer in the back. It’s like stealing the plant, only nicer.
Reward: Spartan Special Desk Lamp

6) Mission: Find & Suppress Antiwar Protesters: Head to Club Rubb and beat up 
either of the people there. It doesn’t matter what your relationship is, you 
will have attack available. Also, if I may pause for a second, this game is 
really hating on the U.S. Gov. You’re killing people, beating people up, it’s 
just weird that they’d do that. 
Reward: Toy Parrot by FauxFriend 

7) Seek & Destroy Bio Weapons : Head to Goth Manor, check the incubator in the 
back and choose to destroy it. You will give it an adorable kick, and there it 
goes.
Reward: GyroSport AbDominator  

8) Get Married: Still don’t.
Reward: Spritzen Funken

9) Raise a baby to a child: You still can’t, and you still shouldn’t.
Reward: Schnell Meister

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Tinsel Bluffs
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Jobs: Fashion Victim, Jock, Movie Star

You’re going to be here a while…a good while. Wanna know why? You’re getting 
married and having a kid!!! Basically I chose this place because this place is 
really nice. Your best bet is to get all the mission stuff done, then get on 
the marriage. You can try and mix the two if you want, but it might get dicey.

This place could use a nice big-screen TV I guess. Also, you will need to buy 
another bed eventually when the kid shows up.

Hire the maid 

1-1.3) Get promoted to level 8: Doing these is my least favorite part of the 
guide. They’re so annoying to do. I hope you appreciate it.
Reward: 

Fashion Victim: Runway Model - CYMK Floodlight
 
Jock: Head Coach – Information Overlord by Bu Butubu

Movie Star: Sex Symbol - Nostalgico Microphone

2-2.3) Get promoted to level 9: Mmhmm
Reward: 

Fashion Victim: Centerfold - Fontis Publicus, Malcolm's Mansion - Move or Visit

Jock: Hall of Famer - Autocrat by Emporium Imperium, Malcolm's Mansion - Move 
or Visit

Movie Star: Director - Manila 1000 Marine Aquarium, Malcolm's Mansion - Move 
or Visit

3) Buy $2000 Worth Of Improvements For Tinsel Bluffs: The bed and TV, as I said
Reward: Constructed Table

4) Get Malcolm to Put You In His Big Movie: There are two ways to do this: 
either by getting Malcolm to a 100 relationship, or to a -100 relationship. 
Guess which I tend to choose?

100: Invite Malcolm over, and start doing the classic friend routine (talk, 
compliment, talk, ect…). Once that’s all set, stay home and throw a party. 
When Malcolm shows up, make sure he has a good time and mingles with you a 
lot. When the option of “ask about movie” pops up, choose it and it should 
work.

-100: Invite Malcolm over and start kicking his ass. Yell at him, embarrass 
him, whatever you want. When he hits -100, you will be able to attack him. 
With your max muscle you will clobber him, and somehow get a movie role 
because of it.
Reward: $5,000

5) Find a good sci-fi movie script: Where else would we look for sci-fi except 
Shiny Things Lab~!?!?~!(Studio 8, I know). Head to the lab and some nonsense 
about a brain will pop up. Have someone show it to you, and then click on it 
and choose to steal the script. Man, you’ve killed people, you’ve robbed 
people, and now you’re plagiarizing people. Who are you?
Reward: Cypress Tree  

6) Muscle the Muscle at the Gym: Toane thinks he’s hot ****. Head over to the 
gym and choose the attack option (it will be there regardless of 
relationship). With your max body, the T-man will be no match and go down 
easily.
Reward: Colossicus Pool

7) Find out where to get a red pool table: Head over to Club Rubb. You will be 
invited to a game of pool. Join him for a round, and he’ll give you the table 
as a gift (isn’t it weird that you get/find/steal all these things, and then 
they don’t come back with you. Usually stealing something doesn’t give you the 
option of buying it…it just gives you the object.)
Reward: Overlord Pool Table

8) Get Married: Here we go…Copy pasta’d from an above section.

Yay marriage! Yes, in the Sims is perfectly possible (it’s pretty easy, 
actually) to woo any number of fine ladies or gentlemen you run across. It’s 
important to note that no Bust-Out characters can be proposed to. That 
includes people like Dudley, Mimi, Malcolm, and any other person who lives in 
any of the levels. In fact, at the start, only members of the Tutti, and 
Frutti family are eligible. If that’s not your thing, head into free-play and 
make the sim wive/husband of your dreams. Move them into a blank lot and 
save/quit. That sim(s) will now visit you in both free-play and Bust-out mode, 
and is available for marriage.

Now that you understand who you can get, let’s try how. Obviously, matching 
red hearts is a must before marriage can happen (unfortunately no, there is no 
dysfunctional rich husband, trophy wife pairing option in this game). Get both 
up to 100, then invite the special someone over when your Sim is in a great 
mood (very important).

Treat the soon to be spouse sim like a god. Clean up all the trash, and maybe 
move some nice art into the room you plan to pop the question in to guarantee 
a max room rating. Make him or her food, and join them in a fun activity. The 
key here is to get them in a good mood before you ask. After you think they’re 
feeling it, click them and check the propose/move-in option. (If no option 
appears, remember that both people must have a 100 and a heart, as well as be 
in a good mood).

Go for the gold and you should probably get it. If the fail is epic, just try 
again. Get the person back to 100 (probably on another day) then pop again 
until victory. If only marriage in real life were this simple.

The actual wedding is kinda lame. It also costs some, so make sure you have 
over a K before you try anything. You also gain all of the Sims that you 
married assets which is probably in the 15k range. You’ll also gain full 
control over them (naturally).
Reward: Spritzen Funken

9) Raise a baby to a child: More pasta!

Having a kid follows similar guide-lines to getting married. First, have the 
wife quit her job. The Sims takes place in 1954 and a mother in the workforce 
is simply abhorred. Get both Sims up to a 100 relationship again, and have 
both in a 2-4 green mood (should be MUCH easier now that you can control both 
of them). Start kissing, and after a couple rounds you will gain the option to 
have a child. If you want one (and as you’re reading this I assume you do) 
press yes and a baby will magically be transported to your household. Wherever 
it lands, congratulations, that’s mom’s new bedroom.

Move the baby into a room where mom will also sleep. Have dad sleep in another 
room so he won’t be miserable (1954). Basically the man should keep doing what 
he’s doing and be at work. The mother has no job, and basically is to look 
after the child until it ages.

It takes three days for a baby to age, and they don’t do much until then. 
Randomly the baby will cry. Have the mom feed, then sing, then play with the 
kid. That should shut it up.

Be warned that if the baby is allowed to cry too long, a call will be received 
from social services. Another screw-up and the baby is taken forever (that 
means you fail).

After three days, the useless baby will become a useless kid. Whoopie.
Reward: Schnell Meister

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Chapter 6 (FGT6E)
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Honestly, the marriage and child should probably go here as they are really 
part of chapter 6, and not 5. I don’t feel like formatting, however, so it’s 
staying (quality~!) Instead, I’ll give you an epic final speech.

The Sims: Bustin Out is actually a really hard game. I know I make a lot of 
the challenges seem easy, but I know how many times I had to try and retry 
several of them because something went wrong. In fact, most people don’t go 
further than say chapter 4. They decide it’s too hard, too frustrating, and go 
back to their diaper and bottle; but not you. You have prevailed. You have 
overcome. You will be spoken of for generations to come. That is, if you 
complete your final mission. But those are not just words, level 12 will test 
every skill and bit of endurance you have as a gamer, a Sims fan, and as a 
man. Some, no many fill falter. But you must not. Come, hurry now. As D-day 
approaches, it is time. Time, for you to bust out.

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Malcolm’s Mansion
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Jobs: All

Sup a mansion. There really isn’t much to do buy here. You can replace some 
stuff if you really want (a new TV/Dishwasher, basically). You actually want 
to destroy something instead. Your Sim will take FOREVER to get around the 
house. Destroy some walls so that basically the house is clear from every side 
to the next.

Hire the maid

1.1-1.7) Finish All Seven Careers to See Your Dreams Come True: Uhh…yeah. This 
one might take a while. Just like it says, you must get all seven jobs up to 
the maximum level to get this. There isn’t much I can say, you simply need to 
head back to the starting level for each job (Dudley’s and Mimi’s) and start 
up the next ladder. Every time you reach level 10, a whacky movie will play 
with you screwing with Malcolm. Good luck.
Reward: Temple of Simoleon  

2) Show Off Your Fortune - Upgrade The Mansion: You need to buy 20k worth of 
crap, and this place doesn’t really need upgrading. Just buy whatever the hell 
you want, and if you want, just buy a bunch of flat screens. Once you get the 
reward, sell the TV’s back.
Reward: Limo Ultimo

3) Send Your Child to Prep School With Straight A's: Hey look! I’m copying 
crap again! I looooooove free KB~!~!

The kid will leave when he gets an A or A+. This really isn’t that tough. 
Start by always sending the kid to school with a good attitude (just like an 
adult). When he gets home, have him study, study, study on the computer. At 
about the same speed a sim improves a stat, the kid will improve his grade. 
Get it all the way up and you complete the objective
Reward: Satinity 'Diavolo' GT 1000

Basically once you get these three missions done (only the first one, 
honestly) YOU WIIIIIIIN~!~!~!~!~~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~ Congratulations on 
beating this very tricky game.

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So here’s the deal. I need this guide to be 75k, and am adding some filler to 
get there. It’s all good stuff tho, so use it as you will.

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Jobs (YETD2)
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In this game, there are 7 job lines with 10 jobs each. Each has a certain 
number of skill points and friends to gain it. There are a couple things I 
should probably explain.

Pay: The daily pay-out for the job. You also receive twice as much as a bonus 
every time you get a promotion.

Hours: The time you are at the job. The bus arrives an hour before the job 
starts.

Fr: Friends needed for a promotion.

Co: Cooking needed

Me: Mech needed

Cr: Creativity needed

Bo: Body needed

Lo: Logic needed

Ch: Charisma needed

Plc: Where you need to be in Bustin Out mode to get said promotion.

_________________
/Counter Culture\

                        Pay   Hours    Fr  Co  Me  Cr  Bo  Lo  Ch  Plc

1) Panhandler          $110  10am-2pm   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   Mom
2) Leaflet Distributor $120  10am-2pm   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   Mim
3) Basket Weaver       $180  10am-3pm   0   1   0   1   0   0   0   Mim
4) Flower Child        $200  12pm-5pm   2   3   0   1   1   0   0   Stu
5) Message Therapist   $220  11am-4pm   3   5   0   1   1   0   1   Stu
6) Yoga Instructor     $300  10am-5pm   4   6   1   2   1   0   2   Cas
7) Transcendentalist   $350  12pm-5pm   6   7   2   2   2   0   2   Cas
8) Love Guru           $450  12pm-5pm   6   8   2   2   3   0   4   Pix
9) Psychic Activist    $550  2pm-7pm    7   9   3   3   4   0   6   Pix
10) Full Time freak    $1000 10pm-2am   8  10   3   4   5   0   8   Mal

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/Fashion Victim\

                        Pay   Hours    Fr  Co  Me  Cr  Bo  Lo  Ch  Plc

1) Hand Model          $200  10am-2pm   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   Mom
2) Lingerie Model      $225  10am-spm   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   Mim
3) Body Waxer          $275  10am-3pm   0   0   0   2   0   0   0   Mim
4) Fingernail Painter  $315  10am-3pm   1   0   0   4   1   0   0   Stu
5) Wig Designer        $400  11am-5pm   2   0   0   5   1   0   1   Stu
6) Hair Stylist        $550  10am-6pm   3   0   0   6   1   0   2   Clu
7) Make Up Artist      $650  12pm-6pm   4   1   0   7   3   0   3   Clu
8) Runway Model        $900  6pm-1am    5   2   0   8   4   0   4   Tin
9) Centerfold          $1100 2pm-9pm    7   3   0   9   5   0   4   Tin
10) Super Model        $1200 10am-4pm   9   4   0  10   8   0   5   Mal

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/Gangster\

                       Pay   Hours     Fr  Co  Me  Cr  Bo  Lo  Ch  Plc

1) Vandal             $140   10am-2pm    0   0   0   0   0   0   0  Mom
2) Shoplifter         $200   9am-1pm     0   0   0   0   0   0   0  Dud
3) Burglar            $275   11pm-5am    0   0   0   2   0   0   0  Dud
4) Car Thief          $350   9am-3pm     2   0   1   4   0   0   0  Toa
5) Mugger             $425   5pm-1am     3   0   2   5   0   0   0  Toa
6) Body Guard         $530   3pm-11pm    4   0   3   6   1   0   1  Cas
7) Arsonist           $640   9pm-3am     6   0   3   7   3   0   1  Cas
8) Extortionist       $760   9am-3pm     8   0   5   8   3   0   2  Pix
9) Hit Man            $900   9am-3pm     8   0   5   9   5   0   3  Pix
10) Mob Boss          $1100  6pm-12am    8   0   5  10   7   0   4  Mal

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/Jock\

                       Pay   Hours     Fr  Co  Me  Cr  Bo  Lo  Ch  Plc

1) Mascot             $130   10am-2pm    0   0   0   0   0   0   0  Mom
2) Ball Collector     $170   9am-2pm     0   0   0   0   0   0   0  Dud
3) Rookie             $230   10am-3pm    0   0   0   0   2   0   0  Dud
4) Starter            $300   10am-3pm    0   0   0   0   4   0   0  Toa
5) All-Star           $385   9am-3pm     0   0   0   0   6   0   1  Toa
6) MVP                $510   9am-3pm     1   0   2   0   7   0   1  Clu
7) Superstar          $680   9am-4pm     2   1   2   0   8   0   2  Clu
8) Head Coach         $850   8am-2pm     3   2   2   0   9   0   3  Tin
9) Hall of Famer      $1000  9am-3pm     4   3   2   0  10   0   5  Tin
10) Living Legend     $1200  9am-3pm     6   4   2   0  10   0   5  Mal

_______________
/Mad Scientist\

                        Pay    Hours    Fr  Co  Me  Cr  Bo  Lo  Ch  Plc

1) Lab Cleaner         $155   10am-2pm   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  Mom
2) Potion Tester       $230   11am-3pm   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  Dud
3) Pyro                $320   2pm-10pm   0   0   2   0   0   0   0  Dud
4) Virus Breeder       $375   11am-4pm   1   1   2   0   0   1   0  Got
5) Chemist             $450   10am-5pm   2   1   2   1   0   2   1  Got
6) Vivisectionist      $540   10am-7pm   2   1   2   2   0   4   1  Shi
7) Gene Splicer        $640   11am-3pm   3   1   4   2   0   4   2  Shi
8) Robotician          $740   12pm-8pm   4   1   6   2   0   5   3  Oct
9) Space-Time Tinkerer $870   10am-4pm   5   1   8   4   0   7   4  Oct
10) Death Ray Inventor $1000  10am-2pm   6   2  10   5   0   8   5  Mal

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/Movie Star\

                        Pay    Hours    Fr  Co  Me  Cr  Bo  Lo  Ch  Plc

1) Mall Clown          $100   10am-2pm   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  Mom
2) Kiddie Show Sidekick$150   9am-1pm    0   0   0   0   0   0   0  Mim
3) Stunt Double        $200   9am-3pm    0   0   0   0   0   0   2  Mim
4) Horror Movie Extra  $275   7am-3pm    2   0   0   0   1   0   2  Got
5) Soap Opera Star     $375   7am-4pm    3   0   0   1   2   0   3  Got
6) Game Show Host      $500   10am-6pm   4   0   0   2   2   0   4  Clu
7) Sit Com Star        $650   10am-6pm   6   0   0   2   3   0   6  Clu
8) Sex Symbol          $900   7pm-1am    6   0   0   2   3   0   7  Tin
9) Director            $1100  10am-7pm   8   0   0   5   4   0   8  Tin
10) Movie Mogul        $1400  10am-3pm  10   0   0   8   4   0  10  Mal

______________
/Paramilitary\

                       Pay    Hours     Fr  Co  Me  Cr  Bo  Lo  Ch  Plc

1) Latrine Cleaner     $250   10am-2pm   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  Mom
2) Boot Polisher       $325   8am-12pm   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  Dud
3) Drill Instructor    $400   9am-2pm    0   0   0   0   0   2   0  Dud
4) Paratrooper         $450   6am-12pm   0   0   0   0   2   4   0  Toa
5) Chopper Pilot       $500   6am-12pm   0   0   0   0   4   5   0  Toa
6) Covert Ops          $550   9am-3pm    1   0   1   0   4   6   2  Shi
7) Secret Agent        $580   9am-3pm    2   0   1   0   5   7   2  Shi
8) Code Breaker        $600   9am-3pm    5   0   4   0   5   8   2  Oct
9 Intelligence Director$700   9am-3pm    6   0   7   0   8   9   2  Oct
10) War Minister       $1000  9am-3pm    6   0   8   0  10  10   4  Mal

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As I do in most of my guides, near the end I like to write up my final 
feelings of a game in a review. Obviously in writing this, I have learned the 
ins and outs of this game very closely. Thus, I feel qualified to give a fair 
and well informed review.

- The Sims Bustin Out is by no means a perfect game, although I don’t think it 
would claim to be. It is a cash-cow push-out by Maxis, a quick release hoping 
to collect on the (OMG, THE SIMS ON A CONSOLE!) ideal that became huge in the 
early 2000’s. Despite the criticism of why this game exists, I’m still glad it 
does.

TSBO contains two modes. Free-Play, a 65% as well made version of the classic 
Sims home game, and Bust-Out Mode, a career mode type game that has your 
character traveling through the numerous “gimmick” houses in the game.

Oh right, this game focuses on weird houses. Like so many B and C-Tier Sims 
expansion packs, TSBO focuses on getting away from the normal home, and into 
the home of other weirdos. Several different scenarios exists. A muscle-head 
gym, a hipster art gallery, and even a nudist colony exist for your visiting 
pleasure in Free Play mode, and for moving in Bust-Out Mode.

Bust-Out more is easily the main event of the game. In it, you live the life 
of a newly adulted Sim. You start by living with mom, and soon find yourself 
on the road, loving with any number of crazy characters. The main passage of 
game advancement is by gaining promotions, but items can also be unlocked by 
completing goals, some of them just plain weird (you steal a lot of stuff, 
basically).

The unlock system in this game is pretty whonky. Unlocking an item doesn’t let 
you use an item, it simply gives you the ability to buy it in both Free Play 
and Bust Out Mode. The unlock feature of the game kind of requires you beat a 
fair chunk of Bust-Out mode first in order to unlock all the goods.

There are 12 total levels in Bust-Out Mode. It takes about seven hours to 
simply get to the credits (you only need to beat 6 levels total). However, a 
true competionist will need to spend about 25 hours to completely beat the 
game. This is less fun then it sounds, however as the last 10 hours will 
likely consists of doing little more than keeping your Sim happy, and going to 
work every day with the goal of being fully promoted in each of the game’s 7 
jobs.

Graphics and Sound are suspect. I listened to music instead and really doubt I 
missed much. If you’ve played the Sims, you know what it looks and sounds like.

Game play is solid. D-Pad control is actually incredibly intuitive, and 
perhaps even easier than mouse control. Seriously, just try it; you’ll like it.

There certainly are problems in this game. For one the difficulty curve 
borders between “high” and “completely broken” at points. Some challenges are 
absurdly difficult, made even harder when you need to be going to work, and 
gaining skill points as well. For example, there is a challenge where you must 
head to a party, and get a relationship with everyone there to at least 5. One 
problem, the people don’t stay long enough. To complete the challenge you must 
go back to the house on at least three different occasions to complete it. 
Considering each visit is a whole day wasted…that sucks.

I also noted that Free Play is only a 65% version of the computer Sims, this 
is mostly due to space issues. For example, in buy mode there is a red “buy-
bar”. When this fills, you can no longer build or buy. This wouldn’t be so bad 
if the bar didn’t fill well before a truly sweet house can be built. There’s 
nothing less satisfying than spending countless hours on a Sim home, only to 
be told that since the creators ran out of space, you don’t get to expand any 
more.

You can also only have a one-story house. What the hell’s the deal with that?

Despite the claims above, TSBO is a very solid game. Worthy of a buy, and 
considering it’s really old and is the Madden 03 of the Sims series, can 
probably be picked up for under 10 bucks. So give it a try. Many may find the 
Bust Out mode unsatisfying or dull, but even if you find 10 hours of enjoyment 
out of the Free-Play mode (and with the Sims, it’s really hard not to) your 
money should be well spent.

8/10


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I’m a pretty average white kid from Norther California. I go to a private High-
school called Athenian, and am soon going to finish my Junior Year. Life’s 
moving fast right now, with college around the corner and grades becoming ever 
more important. Girls are driving my crazy, and I don’t really expect that to 
stop any time soon.

FAQ is almost therapeutic for me. Much like some Zen and some Meditate, 
nothing calms me quite like sitting down in my comfy computer chair and going 
to work on a guide. I love writing (I’m applying to writing schools for 
college) and these guides allow me to practice my craft in an easy and fun 
way. I’ve learned several skills from these guides, not so much because it’s 
deep prose (it isn’t) but instead because it’s hard not to get better when 
typing 15 pages a day for X days.

My next project after this will be the highly anticipated GTA 4. There are 
leaks of the game on the net right now, and I surely have the capacity to get 
one, but I can wait. I support Rockstar and wish to pay full retail and 
experience the game like it was meant to be played.

My favorite game is Skies of Arcadia for Gamecube, and my favorite move is No 
Country for Old Men. Both define brilliance in their genre.

I don’t have a girl-friend right now, but I’ve always considered myself a bit 
of a ladies man, so I’m keeping satisfied. There was one girl who I thought 
was interested, but it turned out she was only interested enough in me to hook-
up with me, and nothing else…I don’t get women.

If your reading this, you obviously liked the guide and just want to read 
whatever I’ve written. That means a lot, thanks.

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Major props goes out to Ed Bellis and Board 8’s What Would you Do? Contest. I  
am in said contest, and it’s lots of fun. The rules are simple, every few days 
a new challenge is posted. These challenges are always doable, just sometime 
they’re a pain in the ass. The latest day was the biggest day ever as we were 
ordered to write up a 75k guide…guess which game I chose?!?!?

As I write this, I’m 60K in, and just finished the main walk-through. 
Honestly, I need 15k more, and have no idea how I’m going to get it. That’s 
why if there’s some random stuff above that doesn’t seem that neccecary, 
that’s because you’re right. Oh well.

Other thanks~!
My parent: I like you guys.
Daniella: You let me touch you in places I like to touch. I thank you for that.
Gamefaq board 8: The best board on gamefaq!
F4Wonline.com: A source of entertainment while I wrote this.
ESPN.com: Bill Simmons is a bad man.
Caffeine/insomnia: The official partner of FAQers everywhere.
You: You came and read my guide, that was really nice and cute of you.

I LOVE YOU ALL! 

By: Matthew Culkin
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