Famous Quote

  • Godot: Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee.

    Contributed By: th3l3fty.

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  • Mia Fey: Well... I think you'll find it was a cause of asphyxiation.
    Judge: Hmm... Asphyxiation, huh?
    Marvin Grossberg: M- Mia! What are you saying!?
    Mia Fey: Well it's stuffy in here! I can hardly breathe.
    Marvin Grossberg: No one's asking how you feel! Please, make sure to properly read the Court Record!
    Mia Fey: I- I'm so sorry! I'll take a better look! (Hang in there, Mia! Open the Court Record with the Court Record Button...)
    Judge: Hmm... I'll ask you once again. What was the cause of death?

    Contributed By: Bass_X0.

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  • Mia Fey: Err... Hypothermia, I believe.

    Mia Fey: Umm, Mr. Grossberg? Does it suddenly feel very cold in here to you?
    Marvin Grossberg: That's because your absurd reply has brought a chill to the courtroom!
    Mia Fey: I- I'm so sorry...
    Marvin Grossberg: Look at the Court Record more carefully, would you! How can you expect to win a case this way!?
    Mia Fey: (Hang in there, Mia! Open the Court Record with the Court Record Button...)
    Judge: Hmm... I'll ask you once again. What was the cause of death?

    Contributed By: Bass_X0.

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  • Godot: I'm Godot. Legendary prosecutor. I've never lost a case.
    Judge: Yes, your reputation precedes you. What kind of cases have you dealt with so far?
    Godot: Ha...! None.
    Judge: What did you say...?
    Godot: I've never prosecuted a case before
    Judge: N-Never? But you said you've never lost before.
    Godot: ...Exactly. I've never lost. I've never won before either.

    Contributed By: th3l3fty.

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  • Judge: Well, if she had no film left, she couldn't very well take more pictures, eh.
    Miles Edgeworth: Ms. Foster, perhaps then you could tell us about a different sort of photo. Photos of the incident that you "took" with your very own eyes.
    Melissa Foster: Mr. Edgeworth... You're quite the poet!

    Contributed By: Bass_X0.

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  • Armando: The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over.

    Contributed By: th3l3fty.

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  • Mia: (Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...)

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  • Franziska von Karma: My beauty can't possibly be captured by a mere crayon!

    Contributed By: Shotgunnova.

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  • Godot: Question. When does someone toss their dirty shorts in the washing machine?
    Judge: Uh... What?
    Godot: The answer is simple. When they take them off.
    Judge: ...As usual, I have no idea what you're saying.

    Contributed By: Shotgunnova.

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  • Godot: The true measure of a man is in the amount of work he does. That's what I always say.
    Maya: Nick, you can only handle one case at a time... Isn't that right?
    Phoenix: You talk too much.

    Contributed By: Shotgunnova.

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Connection to Other Media

  • In the fifth case, the Judge will say he's no spoony bard, in reference to Godot's cafe au lait metaphor. "Spoony bard" is a famously silly insult coined in Final Fantasy 4.

    Contributed By: Shotgunnova.

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