How to be a Complete Bastard Game

Ade has successfully gate-crashed a yuppie party on the posh side of town and to succeed as The Complete Bastard he must incapacitate all the guests by the end of the party and light up each letter in the phrase COMPLETE-BASTARD. He must also build up as many Bastard Points as he can by extremely offensive behaviour.

Ade must thoroughly search the furnishings and fittings (as any proper Bastard would) and find objects that will enable him to play thoroughty aggravating jokes on the guests and generally create havoc. Ade's antics are viewed through a split-level screen and no opportunity to be a Bastard must be missed in this truty illegitimate arcade game.