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User Info: Mr_Awesomeness1

Mr_Awesomeness1
10 years ago#1
I'll begin.

- Within 3 seconds of a match starting, you will hear a venereal tube pop
- You will be called the n-word an average of 1 every 3 games.
- If you win, you cheated
- If you loose, you're a noob
- Talking to 12 year olds only fuels them
- There will be campers
- You care package is only yours if you can get to it fast enough
- One good player can change the game too easily
- One bad player can change the game too easily
- Your teammate will run out of the building to try and shoot that chopper gunner. He will fail.
- Predator Missiles are only aiming at you
- The game will lag out when you are beasting
- You can join his prestige lobby for 1600 ms, "he" will ask 4 times a night
- You will get pissed at this game, you will keep playing it

Please add...
"I'm Awesomer Than Everyone Else," - Mr. Awesomeness

User Info: KabtheMentat

KabtheMentat
10 years ago#2
- That MLC knifer that got you will get you again as you respawn ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP.
John Henry Eden 2012
Some witty/macho/wise/Japanese/cool saying... - Generic anime/Japanese video game character

User Info: Gladiator28

Gladiator28
10 years ago#3
-"Guys, I almost have a Chopper Gunner/AC-130, I just need one mo-. Nevermind.."
-"All points locked down, You're being dominated!" "FFFFFFFUUUU-"
-Always expect an UMP-player in SND in the first few seconds of the round
I thought Michael Moore was Batman's butler. -PiNoKe

User Info: nicasen

nicasen
10 years ago#4
If you win in a fire fight it's only because you were using an over powered gun.
And god breathed into the nostrils of Adam on the first day, and it was good.

User Info: th33m00s3

th33m00s3
10 years ago#5
- You will only see a knifing class with an UMP.
- If the first noob tube didn't kill you a second one is guaranteed to come next.
- Semtex will ALWAYS kill you.
- 10th prestige? he'll be using OMADC tube class or fall camo AR.
Russian is my first language, I also speak German, Chinese, and I speak some English.
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/515939-duke-nukem-forever (My Board)

User Info: Brotastrophe

Brotastrophe
10 years ago#6
Easiest way to spot a minor. - If you loose, you're a noob
http://i48.tinypic.com/ekkozd.jpg
Rule 34

User Info: Mr_Awesomeness1

Mr_Awesomeness1
10 years ago#7

From: Brotastrophe | #006
Easiest way to spot a minor. - If you loose, you're a noob


good catch, thank you. not a minor, just typing fast.
"I'm Awesomer Than Everyone Else," - Mr. Awesomeness

User Info: xGRIMxR3APERx

xGRIMxR3APERx
10 years ago#8

From: th33m00s3 | #005
- 10th prestige? he'll be using OMADC tube class or fall camo AR.


or an Intervention

User Info: ElAychJay

ElAychJay
10 years ago#9
- Host = God
- You will encounter a person with OpTic in their gamertag or OpTc in their clan tag at least once every 5 games. Less than 5% are legitimate. Less than 1% of those wannabes are good even decent at sniping (not quick scoping, but sniping in general.)
- If you get a killstreak going, expect to get noobtubed.
- The average MW2 player doesn't have a cold-blooded, stinger class. The ones worse than that think they're God to killstreaks and run outside with their stopping power/danger close.
- Riot Shield can't stop commando.
Not changing this sig until I feel like changing it.
Started: 4/16/2010

User Info: The_LoGoS

The_LoGoS
10 years ago#10
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