"The space marine hefted his multilaser and shot multiple times through the three year old eldar farseer's lower torso, hitting where the kidneys would be if she had kidneys. It was by no means a certain thing with the eldar. She was biel-tan, which pleases him." Did he lol please say its false if this is true what book? |
I don't think that's exactly what he said but I have heard that he loves to give carnifexes multilasers and kill lots of Eldar in colourful ways.
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lol man im gonna find out i wanna know why this guy is so hated oh on a different note i just read er Lord of the Night great book! |
I hope to god he doesn't actually write like that, that is shockingly awful. The world is made up of four elements: Earth, Air, Fire and Water. It's also wrong. There's a fifth element, and generally it's called Surprise. |
Don't start these false rumours. It's all a lie. |
generalhs posted... Every single 40K fan I have ever met has always told me never to read a Goto book. And I read the part in one of his DoW books where he says something like a Dark Reaper Exarch kicked the crap out of a Daemon Prince. >_> |
deshields if you want a good right laugh read the free extract of warrior brood from the blacklibrary website When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt, run in little circles, wave your arms and shout.-parody of the litany of command |
I just read it. Goto sure does like his laser weapons, lol, but the way he over-describes everything is really annoying. And I thought gargoyles would have been able to pierce terminator armour when a genestealer can cut through it like paper. |
God, he writes like a two year old. I wouldn't even call that crap purple prose, more like brown prose. His descriptions are horrible. Frank Zappa is God. Fact. Vereor , Lux Lucis , Vereor Obscurum , Laus Nox Noctis Dominus! |
come now Rising you can come up with better insults than that When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt, run in little circles, wave your arms and shout.-parody of the litany of command |
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