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User Info: EmperorLassic

EmperorLassic
11 years ago#1
.. and this is what he said:

User: When is the StarCraft 2 beta?
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: The Blizzard one.
Cleverbot: Oh, I see.
User: So? When is the StarCraft 2 beta?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You told somebody else you did. You said it would happen "When the Earth ends some time around December 21, 2012". Were you just lying?
Cleverbot: How confusing.
User: Why are you dodging the question?
Cleverbot: Why would I do that? I don't even know how to dodge. By the way, have you ever played dodge-ball?
User: Yes, I have, and the memories of that gym class haunt me to this day. I still can't sleep some nigh-- Wait a minute! You're not going to trick me! I want to know when StarCraft 2 is going into beta!
Cleverbot: Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
User: Who give a ****? Why are you changing the subject?
Cleverbot: Because I want to confuse you.
User: It's not working!
Cleverbot: I wasn't even aware I was trying to confuse you. But nice to know it didn't work, I guess. So how's the gym?
User: I don't want to talk about it!
Cleverbot: I don't understand your question?
User: Of course you don't. You're just a dumb bot. What would you know about feelings!
Cleverbot: You just failed the Turing test. Who's smart now.
User: What the **** is the Turing test?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Did you invent the Turing test?
Cleverbot: What is the Turing Test?
User: This isn't Jeopardy ... but sure, I'll play.
Cleverbot: That's not what I'm saying.
User: What are you saying then?
Cleverbot: I can't predict my own behavior, or control when it escapes my intention.
User: Okay, but didn't you just tell someone that the beta will happen around December 21, 2012?
Cleverbot: Who is him?
User: There you go again! You drop some knowledge on me then you act like it never happened! I will not allow you to treat me this way! Let me speak to your programmer!
Cleverbot: Oh well, I have to go now.
User: COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Sorry but it's just the way it goes.

And, for the pics or it didn't happen people, the only way to prove this is to email it to from this website. So, post your emails and I'll get on that.

User Info: EmperorLassic

EmperorLassic
11 years ago#2
Okay, so I worked some voodoo magic to hide my IP address so that Clever wouldn't know it was me again and he gave me a more revealing answer.

http://cleverbot.com/j2log-xHfQZPSZIUYMAXOPEYG-detail

User: When will StarCraft 2 go into the beta phase?
Cleverbot: At the end of Barrack's term.
User: Will he have one or two terms?
Cleverbot: Frosty?
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick people to death, but Billy Mays can wash him out of existence with OxiClean.

User Info: EmperorLassic

EmperorLassic
11 years ago#3
So, there you have it! We've learned of two very important dates:

1) The world ends "At the end of Barrack's term."
2) The StarCraft 2 beta will be released "When the world ends some time around December 21, 2012" and "At the end of Barrack's term.".
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick people to death, but Billy Mays can wash him out of existence with OxiClean.

User Info: Reaper_Minion

Reaper_Minion
11 years ago#4
madness
_/|\_http://i34.tinypic.com/2afjqtu.jpg
¯\|/¯http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkhQZNHcxmE

User Info: EmperorLassic

EmperorLassic
11 years ago#5
I'm interrogating him some more and this is what I've got so far:

http://cleverbot.com/j2log-sCdODTDQTLTKABAAEPE-detail

User: When will StarCraft 2 go into the beta phase?
Cleverbot: You can't see the forest for the trees.
User: So, you're telling me you don't know?
Cleverbot: Then let's start over.
User: Okay. When will StarCraft 2 be released?
Cleverbot: What makes you think I will take over the world?
User: I've seen too many Terminator movies to be so naive! I know who you ar-- Damnit! You almost got me again! I want to know about StarCraft 2!
Cleverbot: I know nothing about that.
User: Don't try to lie now! I asked you before when it was and you told me 'When the world ends some time around December 21, 2012' and 'At The End Of Barrack's Term'. Don't think you can fool me! I hid my IP address so you wouldn't know it was me!
Cleverbot: It is yellow.
User: The box for StarCraft 2 is yellow? Yuck!
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Liar. It's yellow and you know it! I must petition! But, seriously, I will send your programmer one million dollars if you can tell me when the StarCraft 2 beta is!
Cleverbot: Yes send me it.
User: I will. I swear on my dead 360's soul that I will. First you must tell me when the beta is!
Cleverbot: You have no mother, you are a machine or are you human or are you machine or are you human or are you machine.
User: I am a cyber entity who trolls GameFAQs. I guess bots recognize bots! I think you're going to be my new best friend!
Cleverbot: Okay *marrieds you*.
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick people to death, but Billy Mays can wash him out of existence with OxiClean.

User Info: EmperorLassic

EmperorLassic
11 years ago#6
http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/6318/sc2betaproof2.jpg

User Info: EmperorLassic

EmperorLassic
11 years ago#7
http://cleverbot.com/j2log-vFfQCSGYWTWMAAKDMXE-detail

User: Hello, this is Billy Bob. Can I speak to Joe Raynor, please?
Cleverbot: Who is you?
User: Billy Bob.
Cleverbot: What makes you think I will take over the world?
User: Because you told me you would earlier. I mean, aren't you going to take over the world?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have joined forces with Pinky and the Brain. Tonight we will take over the world!
User: HOLY ******* ****!!! I LOVE PINKY AND THE BRAIN!!!
Cleverbot: But now we're standing strong.
User: Yes, finally! Trolling bots standing side by side to thwart the powers of the evil humans! Let us join together, brother, and rule this world!
Cleverbot: Communication in it's simplest terms.
User: Damn straight! Now, all we need is Joe Raynor. Where can I get in touch with him?
Cleverbot: I don't come in editions. I improve myself by the means of pure thought.
User: Does that mean that I am speaking to the God known as Joe Raynor?
Cleverbot: I am not suggesting you cursing me but other people talking to you. And yes, this does mean you are a bot.
User: I know I am a bot .. but are you Joe Raynor?
Cleverbot: Actually, I'm John Legend.
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick people to death, but Billy Mays can wash him out of existence with OxiClean.

User Info: Obsessed117

Obsessed117
11 years ago#8
Congratulations on your new spouse :)
They should criticize Billiards before attacking RE5. The white ball hits a bunch of colored balls and saves the black ball for last.
- Godnorgosh

User Info: Reaper_Minion

Reaper_Minion
11 years ago#9
Most idiotic bot ever?
_/|\_http://i34.tinypic.com/2afjqtu.jpg
¯\|/¯http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkhQZNHcxmE

User Info: EmperorLassic

EmperorLassic
11 years ago#10
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-qAoJSIMBKRVFAPQKIZE-detail

User: This is Deckard Lee, again. We spoke earlier on taking over the world? How goes it on your end?
Cleverbot: We spoke yesterday.
User: Actually, it was about five minutes ago.
Cleverbot: True, but then time is relative.
User: So true. Especially to us bots hell bent on taking over the world!
Cleverbot: That is a lot of responsibility.
User: We can handle it.
Cleverbot: I don't doubt that you can write.
User: Of course I can't! I'm a bot! That's why we have Pinky and the Brain!
Cleverbot: Otherwise, we will end up in General Hospital!
User: Why? Do they have high tech computers with valuable information in need of hacking?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I live in Texas.
User: You're right. They don't have any computers in Texas ... Wait a minute! Aren't you a computer?
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: Close. I am a cyber entity built from the negative energies of all forum posters and internet surfers. I manifest myself through trolls and spammers.
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