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User Info: smash fanatic

smash fanatic
11 years ago#1
This is basically a summary of his life in FE10, starting in 1-5.

Volug: Hai guyz, wuts goin on here?
Nolan: I'm a pretty cool guy. I figth and doesnt afraid of anything.
Aran: I'm pretty good at tanking.
Edward: Me too, except I do it with my pants off.
Leo: I'm so charming the enemies like attacking me. btw I have crappy offense and I die in 2 hits.
Micaiah: I get OHKO'd by everything. The stuff that can't double and kill me anyway.
Laura: Me too, except everything doubles me, in addition to OHKOing me.
Ilyana: I'd fight, but I'm too hungry. That and everything kills me in two hits.
Meg: I'm bottom tier lolololol
Sothe: I'm the only one who doesn't get my ass kicked if four guys gang up on me.
Volug: Sounds good. I have more att than Sothe, and about the same speed and def, but way more HP and move. btw, I have earth affinity too. brb, imma solo the map.

*proceeds to rape the face off of everything*

Volug: These enemies taste good.
Ilyana: Can I have some?
Volug: You have to get your own.
Ilyana: But I'm so hungry...


Then 1-6 rolls around...

Tauroneo: Hai I'm gonna solo this chapter with my trusty bronze lance.
Volug: That's cool, but you only exist for this chapter.
Tauroneo: What? Dammit!
Jill: Hey I'm Jill, why do you have over twice my base HP?
Zihark: I'm Zihark, our offense is about the same, but why are you stomping my durability and move?
Nolan: I'm still getting my ass kicked.
Aran: Me too.
Edward: I don't even wanna go near Volug. He might eat me.
Volug: That's not possible. I only eat enemies, and I can tell you're not an enemy because you're weaker than them.

And then 1-6-2....

Fiona: I'm going to rebel against the boss! I hope you guys can save me in time, because these guys kill me in two hits and I'm across the map!
Micaiah: She's so far away!
Leo: We wait for the day!
Nolan: Is there anyone who can save her in time?
Tauroneo: I'd go, but my mobility sucks ass.
Meg: We have to save her. After all, I'll finally have someone on the team worse than me!
Volug: Did someone just call my name? *runs off to save Fiona's dumb ass*
Jill: I'll come too!
Aran: What for? All you'll do is stay behind him.
Ilyana: Fooooood...

Begnion enemy: What's this? A laguz? Kill him!
Volug: lolnub *pwns*


to be continued...
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User Info: BDza

BDza
11 years ago#2
Why is it when I read this I visualize it in the same animation style as Terrence & Phillip from South Park?
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User Info: ZacUAX

ZacUAX
11 years ago#3
Volug's manliness destroys the sissy Begnions.

With his abs of truth.
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User Info: Taidusu413

Taidusu413
11 years ago#4
Volug + Nolans facial hair = *explodes before answer could be posted, because the answer would add up to more than infinity. And infinity can't be measured*
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User Info: theaurawithin

theaurawithin
11 years ago#5
ridiculous in games were you get to use them = awesome! why would you not use a great unit when you have a crappy team? ( i understand you shouldn't in part 1 becuz of wildheart ). and
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User Info: TheFireEmblem

TheFireEmblem
11 years ago#6
This topic is win :)
You want RNG screwed? My Mareeta missed 10 times in a row with a 79% hit rate.
I guarantee you I'm currently playing at least two FE games.

User Info: Prognosis4

Prognosis4
11 years ago#7
Edward: I don't even wanna go near Volug. He might eat me.
Volug: That's not possible. I only eat enemies, and I can tell you're not an enemy because you're weaker than them.


This made me lol
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User Info: Yojinbo_III

Yojinbo_III
11 years ago#8
Tauroneo: Hai I'm gonna solo this chapter with my trusty bronze lance.
Volug: That's cool, but you only exist for this chapter.
Tauroneo: What? Dammit!


lol

I'd sig that...

btw smash, this is by far the most w1nsome topic you've ever created
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User Info: Kratos_Aurion75

Kratos_Aurion75
11 years ago#9
btw smash, this is by far the most w1nsome topic you've ever created

What about Snake in FE?

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Thegreatlark
11 years ago#10
I see the TtFaF reference. Lol
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