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So pornhubs traffic spiked right after the missile scare in hawaii

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User Info: blacklabelice

blacklabelice
6 months ago#31
arleas posted...
Considering that there's absolutely nowhere in my immediate vicinity that would survive a direct hit from a nuke, I'd probably just sit back and wait for the nuke to hit. That'd be quickest. If I managed to survive the initial blast I'd just spend maybe 2 weeks of life in pain until I slowly died of radiation poisoning.

blacklabelice posted...
hen again ive seen topics and comments getting removed just for talking about emulators.

They changed the rules a bit and now just talking about emulators isn't going to get you modded. Now if you started pointing to where to get ROMs and stuff, that'll get you modded, but just talking? No.

Anyway, I don't think that green zone of the chart really represents everyone spankin' it after it was over. The big red "Down" zone after the alert went off is way bigger than the green "up" zone after the all-clear. It's just traffic resuming as normal but all at once instead of spread out over time.


true, but one point even talking about emulators at all in any form seemed to be taboo. i seen people get their posts removed by the masses and then they make another thread complaining why their was removed, and of course it gets removed and they get warned or whatever

but the traffic from hawaii was more or less normal before the scare. then when the alert went off the traffic on the site died. and then after the false alarm was sent out, the traffic spiked upwards, much higher than the normal saturday morning in hawaii. thats basically what the graph shows anyways

there was way less people spanking it when everybody was on panic mode. but it would have been more humorous had the traffic completely spiked way up right after the warning went off!

i mean s***, you know u might only have 15 minutes to live, so you may as well try to make the most of it and have a good hub rub and go out in a blaze of glory. what else could u possibly accomplish in that short amount of time and go out on a high note? ur not gonna finish that backlog of video games uve been putting off for years already, so you may as well seek gratification elsewhere right?

kudos to the dedicated hawaiians who stared potential danger in the eye and decided to keep on pulling through the ordeal unphased, when everybody else were making a mad dash for the bomb shelters and sewers and calling up their loved ones or sending out messages over facebook. or perhaps some of them were already in their bunkers and having a good pull?

but yeah the traffic died when it first went out. was expected but right afterwards, u wouldn't figure most peoples first order of business would be to go on over to pornhub and give their bird a tug. most of the people would be using the internet to tell people they are okay before they go watch stella get her tube packed. thats why i find it rather funny.
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saltedham
6 months ago#32
I've been into interracial and Japanese (j-a-p dad in search) lately.
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blacklabelice
6 months ago#33
saltedham posted...
I've been into interracial and Japanese (j-a-p dad in search) lately.


midget amputees wearing clown makeup usually does it for me bro.
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SilentCaay
6 months ago#34
It's an hour and a half's worth of traffic crammed into a half hour. +48% isn't really significant. It's not so much a relief fap so much as all the people that had to put off their fap to watch the news had to play catch up at the same time. If it was like -70% during the scare and +500% after the scare, that would be significant.
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kaufmaniac
6 months ago#35
Hmmm if i knew i was going to die i would probably get some beer and drink myself to sleep while listening to some of my favorite Metal songs.

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Setzera
6 months ago#36
Seems like quite a sigh of relief after the almost sticky situation became more so.

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zxxcman
6 months ago#37
captsplatter_1 posted...
EvilGiygas posted...
therickmu25 posted...
EvilGiygas posted...
therickmu25 posted...
spike_spiegel posted...
Go out like that guy from Pompeii

I wonder how many people know what I'm talking about.


*BUFFERINGGGGGG*
https://i.imgur.com/eH8zzeB.jpg

That's actually been explained. He wasn't jerking it as most would think.


Not trying to say he was jerking it as a fact. BUT! How the hell could someone possibly know exactly what a pile of ash was doing in 79 A.D. ?

No idea my dude.

Well with the Pornhub traffic getting a spike from the scare, its possible that is what that dude was doing back in 79 A.D.


Actually, the data suggests that when people thought they were going to die, they stopped watching porn. It was when they discovered that they aren't going to die that they went on and watched porn.
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captsplatter_1
6 months ago#38
zxxcman posted...
captsplatter_1 posted...
EvilGiygas posted...
therickmu25 posted...
EvilGiygas posted...
therickmu25 posted...
spike_spiegel posted...
Go out like that guy from Pompeii

I wonder how many people know what I'm talking about.


*BUFFERINGGGGGG*
https://i.imgur.com/eH8zzeB.jpg

That's actually been explained. He wasn't jerking it as most would think.


Not trying to say he was jerking it as a fact. BUT! How the hell could someone possibly know exactly what a pile of ash was doing in 79 A.D. ?

No idea my dude.

Well with the Pornhub traffic getting a spike from the scare, its possible that is what that dude was doing back in 79 A.D.


Actually, the data suggests that when people thought they were going to die, they stopped watching porn. It was when they discovered that they aren't going to die that they went on and watched porn.

Probably get your sins taken care of before you die I imagine.
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User Info: blacklabelice

blacklabelice
6 months ago#39
kaufmaniac posted...
Hmmm if i knew i was going to die i would probably get some beer and drink myself to sleep while listening to some of my favorite Metal songs.


i was saying that to my coworker the other day. i never thought about what i might do if i might only have 15 minutes to live. but i would probably start pounding as much whiskey as i can fit down my throat

and then i'd wake up all hung over as f***, wondering why im still alive, and wishing i was dead
I cant afford a good vacation, so i'm just going to drink until i dont know where i am.
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