Pedestrian Quotes - Orange 12

I've been working on this list off and on for quite a while. Now that I'm done, I thought I'd pass it on to the other pedestrian fans.

Everyone knows the black guy in the orange jump suit with the number 12 on his shirt. This is everything he says. I have to edit some of the words for posting here. I'll use flip, slip, and blip in place of "bad" words.

You can also listen to all of these here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnZxJxoA6JM


Come on fool. Kick me down a Logger.
I ain't no alcoholic, I'm a weed head.
Steal one drink and a bartender starts trippin.
I ain't nursin no drunk.
Do Loggers come in a 40 ounce?
I prefer Chronic.

Man, stop playin with me!
Don't you know what road rage is!?
Honk means get the hell on, man!
Is you high?
You're like my ahol, always holdin up slip.
Move blip!
I'm too high for this slip, move!
You playin with me? Stop playin.
Don't push me.
I've come to the edge, man.
Man, don't be runnin up on me.
Raise up, mark.
Can't you see I'm busy bein high?
All that aggression.
You on sherms?
Go smoke some Cheeba.
You're Madd Doggin me, man.
Get your hands out my pockets!

I'm a get me a Happy Farmer Kit.
That esse put dust in my weed.
I smoke cause it gives me peace of mind.
Them white boys had me on CM.
Weed, money, same difference.
Gonna shoot me over 200 dollars, man?
I smoke cause it gives me knowledge.

You still wearin prison issue, man?
You spend clothes money on crack, huh?
It's laundry day, huh?
You so fat, you jumped in the air and ya got stuck.
Back a ya neck look like a pack of hot dogs.
Did someone die in your mouth?
Do you shower in do-do?
Man, you stink.

Why you got to be like that?
Man, why you tryin to fade me?

Nice outfit, high roller.
Came up on some nice clothes, boy.
Can't find no threads at no swap meet.
You swollen as slip man.
You lift weights? I lift joints.
Smells good, boy.
Where can I buy your smell?
Ya smell good, man.

Now I got to steal another bike.
Gimme drugs! I'll forget about the bike.
Stolen bikes don't have no insurance.
I'm the one supposed to drive high, not you.
Now I got to steal another car.
Gimme drugs! I'll forget about the car.
I would call the po-po.
You got enough weed to fix this?
I'm too high for this slip.
Damn!
What the hell?
I'm movin!
Awe, you trippin.
Stay off the crack, man.
You on one.
Scandalous!

Say, man, what's on special?
I don't smoke all the time.
I need the good slip, man, the good slip!
Gimme the proper, man.

I'm a lick you like Mr. Whoopee.
I'm a soak you up like a biscuit.
You, me, weed - what a threesome.

Stoned with a stone cold jab.
My heart don't pump no Sprunk.
I'm a beat ya like you stole somethin.
Knockin you out, and smokin your money.
I hate getting stole on.

Another one, damn it.
I can't loose man, hit me!
I feel my card comin, hit me!
Feelin lucky, hit me!
Come one, dealer.
Gimme another one.
Hit me!
Blip!
Dealer, you cheatin!
I ain't got enough left for a sack.
That ain't count.
I said "Stay", not "Hit".
Man, I'm cool, no more cards.
This hand is righteous.
No more, I'll ride with this hear.
No more, dealer.
I'll stay.
No, I'll stay.
Yes!
We dealers stick together, you know.
Man, I can't be faded, man.
Did you think you could beat me?
All praise due to the weed!
Santos fools runnin this casino, man.
Do it again.
I let you win that time, man.
Hell yeah, let's go smoke and celebrate.
Spend yo winnins on a sack.
We played Russian roulette.
My PO don't know I left Los Santos.
Hey, lemme borrow some money.
Let me borrow some of ya chips.
I got all ya'lls money!
Did it on one coin too!
The slots love me!
One yank, made all that bank.

Man, I was just playin with ya.
Man, stop playin, the po-po watchin.
Calm yo ass down.
How you gonna draw down on your homie?
I thought we was homies?
This fool is trippin!
Man, I stole this first!
Damn, I'm slippin.
Come on, man. Ain't we the same set?
Man, you on one.
Wait, man, the rollers is watchin.
I'm a civilian, man.

How you gonna run up on me?
Damn, you scandalous!
Oh, busta!
Stupid az mark!
My homies gonna find you!
Blip!
You ain't a G!
You know we enemies now, right?
Yeah, boy, you better bail!
I just got to steal another one. Slip.
Why you drive off, mark!
Man, I will kick your az! You hear me?
Forget you! I'm a go smoke.
Fine!
Fine! You can't have none of my endo.
Why you trippin, man?
I just stole this money from ya mamma!
You just gonna smoke it up.
Hold up, man, the rollers is watchin.
Yeah, but I can't fade it, man.
Fo sho.
That's some mark az slip.
The bomb, man.
Oh, that's right!
And it's tight, man!
Nah, but it's crackin though, huh?
Not yet, man.
Nah, man, nah.
Oh, no.
Man, you blowin my high.
Get out my face, trick.
Hey little mamma.
What's poppin.
Hey, baby, you don't remember me, do you?
Hey, man, where the weed at?
What's happenin, homeboy?
What's up dog?
Call me with some Chronic, aight?
Later!
I gotta bail, in a minute.
Later homie.
Lemme go find some Chronic. Later.

You know about that Happy Farmer Kit?
You been to Sha-La's yet?
Ever smoke weed from San Fierro?
You tried that grub at Cluckin' Bell yet?
Hey, you visit that Blotto shop?
Some fat sherm is makin me tweak.
Weed spot is dry as hell man.
Man, I've got some Northern Lights, straight from Canada.
Got me nice and sprung!
I ain't feelin nothin.

A second chance at life?
That slip look painful.
Do it hurt?
Walk it off!
Well your draws don't smell too bad.

I dun spent all my duckets on weed.
Damn! This is the bomb!
Should I buy a dub, or should I buy this?
I can't fade this, man.
How much is this slip again?
Can I pay for this with bud?
I can refund this tomorrow, right?

Yeah, my money smell like weed, so!?
You know I'm about to kick your ass, right?
Come on fool, get off!
Stop that slip!
You're ruinin my high, man!
I ain't got no money!
How about I pay you Saturday mornin?

You drive like you on drugs.
I know you see me!
Taxi!
You got ran the hell over!
Scooch over, let me hit someone too.
Forget drive-by's. You drive over!
Take me to the drugs, pronto!
I got to pay you in bud.
Drive! I'm clockin here!
Thanks, man!
I'm a go get high now.
Righteous!
If I ever need speed for weed, you the one.
Here's some extra, go on, get high.
Extra chump change for some Cheeba.
Am I high, or did we switch drivers?
That's my dealer you jacked, man!
Say, drop me off at the weed spot.
That Chronic got me, man.
Man, why you want to steal this bucket anyway?
Now how will my dealer do the drop off?

You're awesome Onica

*blushes*

I haven't heard most of these before.

Are they on the PC version or the PS2 version?

both

I remember you saying something about putting your SA disk in a computer to see its files. Does that work for the PS2 version or could it screw up my game?

Your computer won't modify the PS2 game. It's perfectly safe to put any PS2 disc into your PC's DVD drive.

I believe Strong Bad said it best when he saw your exhaustive and entertaining list:

"Holy CRAAAAAP!"