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Snake5555555555
1 month ago#1
Welcome to my latest board project, Snake Ranks Movie, TV and Video Game Scenes (rolls right off the tongue doesn't it)! You, the esteemed members of Board 8, nominated 85 total scenes for me to view, discern, and rank as I see fit. There was no points system or any concrete rules to measure quality here; these are just my unfiltered, totally subjective opinions and the scenes were placed simply as I saw fit. This will be a more casual, off-the-cuff ranking than I usually do, but I still hope you follow along and enjoy this assortment of musical numbers, long takes, action scenes, and more Tarantino than you can shake a stick at.

Let's list the nominations, and then get to it!

Inviso
1. James watching Mary's video in the hotel room (Silent Hill 2)
2. "Don’t Stop Me Now” scene (Shaun of the Dead)
3. Vincent visits the Musee D'Orsey (Doctor Who)
4. The Church fight scene (Kingsman)

Johnbobb
5. The Garage (Blindspotting)
6. Sodom and Gomorrah (Horace and Pete)
7. Coffee Run (Baby Driver)
8. One-Punch Man - Saitama and Genos sparring

The Code is Bosco
9. Parks and Recreation - Soda Sizes
10. Broad City - A Trip to the Accountant
11. Community - Pierce's Failure Speech
12. Toast of London - "I thought you said you were a beekeeper?"

Mega Mana
13. The Long Take (True Detective Season 1)
14. "I Found My Father" (Miami Connection)

Anagram
15. Ride of the Rohirrim (Lord of the Rings)
16. Vader's Reveal (Star Wars)
17. Conversation with Sovereign (Mass Effect)
18. You Can't Handle the Truth scene (A Few Good Men)

Turnsniper
19. Diva Plavalaguna's Song (The Fifth Element)

Seginustemple
20. Twin Peaks - Cooper's Dream

Raka_Putra
21. Ghost Ship - Massacre scene
22. Puella Magi Madoka Magica - Homura vs. Walpurgis Night
23. Private Lessons 3 - In Front of My Salad
24. Ash turns into stone, gets revived (Pokémon: the First Movie)

Murphritoh
25. DMC3 - Dante's tower run
26. Agents of SHIELD - S2 spoilers (Skye Shoots Ward)
27. Burn Notice - Duct Tape
28. DMCV - Dante acquires Dr Faust

Pirateking2000
29. Heads Will Roll (Asura's Wrath)
30. Prison Scene / Randal's Speech (Clerks 2)
31. Game Crash / Freeze (Batman Arkham Asylum)
32. Stelio Kontos (American Dad)

MetalmindStats
33. Prologue (2001: A Space Odyssey)
34. Grail Sequence (Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade)
35. Mine Sequence (Night in the Woods)
36. Opening (A Quiet Place)

PrinceKaro
37. the sloth DMV scene (Zootopia)
38. Materialization Shiritori Battle (No Game No Life)
39. The Great Mighty Poo Song (Conker's Bad Fur Day)
40. Winter Wrap Up (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

Hombad46
41. The elevator fight and the following escape (Captain America The Winter Soldier)
42. The Eleventh Doctor's regeneration (Doctor Who)
43. The ending of MGS3
44. Avengers Assemble scene (Endgame)

Scarletspeed7
45. The President Yells at God (West Wing)
46. The Bride vs. the 88s (Kill Bill)
47. Scranton Debuts Whom (The Office)
48. Would You Kindly?" (BioShock)

Great_Paul
49. Lotso's Betrayal/Incinerator (Toy Story 3)
50. Mexican Standoff (Reservoir Dogs)
51. DK Rap (Donkey Kong 64)
52. Pink Elephants on Parade (Dumbo)
Listen, suffering is a fact of life. Either you learn how to deal with that or you go under.
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Snake5555555555
1 month ago#2
Greengravy294
53. Senator armstrong's i have a dream speech (Metal Gear Rising)

Cavedweller2000
54. Laser Defense System scene (Resident Evil movie)
55. Laser dance scene (Oceans 12)
56. Laser practice scene (Entrapment)

Dark Silvergun
57. Intro that plays after selecting Chris or Jill (Resident Evil Remake)

Place
58. Anton Ego's closing monologue (Ratatouille)
59. Patriots Codec conversation, S3 Plan explained (Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty)
60. Bing's monologue (15 Million Merits)
61. Whiplash - Caravan

TomNook
62. Yondu arrow scene (Guardians of the Galaxy)
63. Opening (Cube)
64. Butch choosing his weapon (Pulp Fiction)

Redrocket
65. Mal kicks dude into engine (Firefly)
66. Sandworm Attack (Dune)
67. Galuf’s finest hour (FFV)
68. One dies (Star Trek: Voyager)

PumpkinCoach
69. Brent attack (The Mystery of the Druids)
70. Playing twister on Takemoto's birthday (Honey and Clover)
71. Train scene (Stalker)

NFUN
72. Reservoir Dogs - Stuck In the Middle With You
73. Pulp Fiction - I'm Trying to be the Shepherd
74. Apocalypse Now - Ride of the Valkyries

Jcgamer107
75. Annihilation - Lighthouse scene
76. Hereditary – Ending
77. The Sting - Poker Game
78. La La Land – Epilogue

Handsomeboy2012
79. Speaking French (Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai)
80. Hitler Rant (Downfall/Der Untergang)
81. Harpist Fight (Kung Fu Hustle)

Axl_Rose_85
82. Twin Peaks - Just You and I
83. Breaking Bad - Skyler White's Happy Birthday to you
84. Silent Hill 3 - The Storeroom
85. Metal Gear Solid – Master Miller is Liquid Snake
Listen, suffering is a fact of life. Either you learn how to deal with that or you go under.
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scarletspeed7
1 month ago#3
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"It is too easy being monsters. Let us try to be human." ~Victor Frankenstein, Penny Dreadful

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Great_Paul
1 month ago#4
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Bear Bro
It's kinda coincidental how like in most games pigs are evil.

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MetalmindStats
1 month ago#5
Hype!
"I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people who do."
You won the CBX Guru Contest, Advokaiser! Bully for you!

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Snake5555555555
1 month ago#6
85. Brent Attack
Origin: The Mystery of the Druids (2001)
Nominated by: PumpkinCoach (2/3 remaining)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3VxwmblAC4

I pretty much knew this would be the last place spot just from the thumbnail alone. Anyone will tell you that from first glance that these graphics are god damn hideous, especially the character models. The backgrounds might trick you into thinking they are nice at first, until you realize how empty, lifeless and tacky everything is, with the ugliest shade of red I've ever seen definitely not helping things along. After getting one of the most hideous close-ups in existence, this John Constantine looking motherf***er "barges" in and delivers one of the most hilariously awkward slaps ever before we get more close-ups, non-stop barrage style, that make it so hard to take anything in the scene seriously. Both Brent and the woman look like they're having diarrhea attacks. If that wasn't enough, the voice acting here makes the original Resident Evil seem competently performed!

I could see the argument for this being "so bad it's good", but honestly I wasn't really getting that here personally. It's just a pure pile of crap in my eyes!
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Snake5555555555
1 month ago#7
84. Stelio Kontos
Origin: American Dad (Bully for Steve S5E16, 2010)
Nominated by: Pirateking2000 (3/4 remaining)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1nPGM-2Q0w

This scene encapsulates a style of humor that doesn't really appeal to me anymore. It's too blunt and too obvious, and frankly bland that lacks any sort of wit or cleverness. At its pure essence, it's merely a slapstick scenario without any real craft or clever set-up/payoffs that make that type of comedy typically so enjoyable. It's one man getting beat up over and over again and the animation is way too weak to carry any sort of weight or damage progression for something like this. I have also never really liked that cliche operatic vocal accompaniment trope. I can't really explain it, it just feels stupid. It's not that I really expected more from this scene considering the source material, but just a little more craft and care goes a long way.
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Johnbobb
1 month ago#8
Stelio Kontos waaaaaaaaaay too low holy s***
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scarletspeed7
1 month ago#9
I don't feel like this is low honestly. I'm not sure what's supposed to be actually funny here. It's one of those "look kids, music makes things so much funnier" things.
"It is too easy being monsters. Let us try to be human." ~Victor Frankenstein, Penny Dreadful

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PrinceKaro
1 month ago#10
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Congrats to Advokaiser on being really good at predicting stuff
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