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User Info: kaleee

kaleee
1 month ago#401
i don't know what i expected

User Info: MaleB8er

MaleB8er
1 month ago#402
and doubly unnecessary here because you don't have to have played an RE game to be familiar with some of these characters
that turns me on

User Info: Tom Bombadil

Tom Bombadil
1 month ago#403
*almost* ready but I am gonna wait until I have the following show ready to predict (Friday?)
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Tone yo' flab

User Info: Tom Bombadil

Tom Bombadil
1 month ago#404
ECW Hardcore TV
5/wk3/96

Missy Hyatt of all people starts the show with a mic in her hands, informing us that we're gonna see something good. ECW has a future star on their hands tonight, and she is very pleased to introduce him to herself, er, to you all. Please give a warm welcome to....ROCKY MAIVIA! Rocky comes out and informs us that his friends call him The Rock. He's gonna lay a smack down on anybody who gets in his way, Network or ECW or anybody else! (C-; Rock's Anti-Hero gets Great; Missy gets a new catchphrase) The Pitbulls roll through the Bad Crew to retain in a forgettable match. (D-)

Scorpio and Parka are still celebrating Scorpio's title win, and Parka's involvement therein! The Network got what was coming to them, and now ECW can have a champion they'll be proud of! (D+) Stevie teams up with Sabu to take on the pairing of Windham and Dreamer. Windham and Dreamer are starting to show signs of strain in their relationship, and a series of miscues allows Stevie to pick up the big win and finally get a leg up on them both. (C)

The Network are in the ring. Last night...was a disappointment. Douglas let that worthless thug Scorpio get the title! But, Alfonso will fix ECW, starting with the Network itself. It's time for a bit of a shakeup! The Steiners come out to the ring! The wrestling members of the Network are not particularly sure what to think of this....and the Steiners jump Douglas! Whipwreck and Jericho seem unsure whether or not to get involved, and wind up standing by while the Steiners punk out the former champ, to Alfonso's delight. Alfonso poses with the Steiners over Douglas, and Whipwreck and Jericho are coerced into hesitant participation. (B-)

Our main event is Cactus vs. Chavo for no particular reason. Chavo puts up a good fight, but can't quite get it done against the hardcore legend. (B-) Cactus toots his own horn for a bit, saying that Whipwreck found out the hard way what he should've already known- that Cactus was a big, bad, man. Speaking of which, Big & Strong seem to have taken offense to that statement, and demonstrate their own bigness and badness (and numbers advantage) by laying him out! (C+)

Overall: C+ SUCCESS

NEWS
-WWF Beware of Dog gets A (ME: Bret d. Sid to retain)
-SLamboree gets B (ME: Road Warriors d. Sullivan/Bubba)
-Warrior gets his own comic book
-CENTURY get Foley
-Bidding war for Luger
-HBK claims to be carrying WWF
-Murdoch retires
-NJPW sign Albright
-Eaton d. OMG for the WCW US Title
-Taker, Norton, Toyota get ripped
-Raw gets A (ME: Diesel/Razor d. Sid/Taker)
-Nitro gets B (ME: Hogan d. Arn by DQ)
-WCW Sat Night gets B (ME: Luger/Arn d. Road Warriors)
-WAR turns Ultimo heel
-Moolah, , Chavo Sr., Dundee to retire
-Hot Property Johnny Ace
-AJPW Fear is Eliminated gets B (ME: Holy Demon Army d. Death/Albright to retain)
-Superstars gets B- (ME: Billy d. 1-2-3)
-WCW Turmoil gets C- (ME: Bagwell no contest Doink)
-USWA gets D+ (ME: Morton d. Koko by DQ)

@Maniac64 : 3/4
@TheSultanOfSlam : 3/4
@WarThaNemesis2 : 3/4
@5tarscream : 2/4

!5tar: 88/114
eaed: 61/110
Maniac: 69/82
CPU: 10/22
Lopen: 15/13
Sultan: 11/27
War: 3/4

PREDICT IT!
Hardcore TV 5/wk4/96

Cactus/Sabu v. Bad Crew
Dudleyz v. Big & Strong
(2) Scorpio/Parka v. Steiners
(2) BONUS: The Network is now Alfonso, Steiners, Whipwreck, and Jericho. Who leaves them tonight?

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Tone yo' flab

User Info: 5tarscream

5tarscream
1 month ago#405
Cactus/Sabu
Big & Strong
(2) Scorpio/Parka
(2) BONUS: The Network is now Alfonso, Steiners, Whipwreck, and Jericho. Who leaves them tonight?
Rick Steiner
It’s probably Jericho

User Info: Maniac64

Maniac64
1 month ago#406
Quite the pick up.

Bad Crew
Big & Strong
Whipwreck
"Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris

User Info: 5tarscream

5tarscream
1 month ago#407
@Maniac64 I think you missed a match

User Info: Maniac64

Maniac64
1 month ago#408
Steiners
"Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris
Cactus/Sabu
Dudleyz v. Big
(2) Steiners
(2) BONUS: The Network is now Alfonso, Steiners, Whipwreck, and Jericho. Who leaves them tonight?

Jericho
When I steal the show, YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO THE SULTAN

User Info: WarThaNemesis2

WarThaNemesis2
1 month ago#410
wow i turned ultimo heel i am awful

Cactus/Sabu
Big & Strong
(2) Steiners
(2) BONUS: The Network is now Alfonso, Steiners, Whipwreck, and Jericho. Who leaves them tonight? Whipwreck
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RIP Paul Bearer. Ohhhh nooooo. :(
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