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User Info: Tom Bombadil

Tom Bombadil
2 months ago#381
Anybody else?

and/or do we still care about this >_>
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Tone yo' flab

User Info: 5tarscream

5tarscream
2 months ago#382

User Info: WarThaNemesis2

WarThaNemesis2
2 months ago#383
(2) Sabu
(2) Jericho
(2) Big & Strong
(2) Cactus
(2) Windham
(5) ECW: Douglas (c)
(2) BONUS 1: Whose whining caused their match to be cut? Buh Buh Ray
(2) BONUS 2: Who interferes in the ME? Nobody
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RIP Paul Bearer. Ohhhh nooooo. :(

User Info: Maniac64

Maniac64
2 months ago#384
Sabu
Jericho
Big and strong
Cactus
Stevie
Scorpio

Dudley's
Jericho
"Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris

User Info: kaleee

kaleee
2 months ago#385
thundersheep posted...
moment of clarity and realized "this is actually brilliant". Prior to that I was more in a "haha these two don't go together!" mood

this seems pretty similar to me! but on a lesser scale

i was not on anything so that may have been a contributing factor.

User Info: MaleB8er

MaleB8er
2 months ago#386
Alright, that makes sense.

Very good first night. Kind of disappointed with the booking for Tana/Suzuki. That was literally a John Cena match.
that turns me on

User Info: Tom Bombadil

Tom Bombadil
2 months ago#387
Tomorrow I think? We are not actually dead yet <_>
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User Info: Tom Bombadil

Tom Bombadil
2 months ago#388
ECW A Matter of Respect
Week 2, May 1996

Sabu and Mustapha Saed have a slightly more laid-back match than one might expect, with Sabu going over. (C) Heyman brings out the women of ECW to fill our eye candy quota with a bikini contest. Missy Hyatt wins. (C+) Taz defends his TV title against the Network's Jericho next! Taz drags a decent match out of the rookie Jericho, and gets the big win despite Alfonso's ringside protestations. (D)

The Hardy Boyz look to make a statement against Big & Strong, but alas, tonight is not the night to make themselves famous. The kids show a lot of heart, but Henry and Bigelow just can't be stopped. (C-) Cactus and Whipwreck want to settle the score FOR GOOD. (C) They brawl all over the ring, and Cactus legit breaks Whipwreck's hand with a chair stomp! He gets a rather rushed win shortly thereafter. (C+)

The time for philosophy is over, as Stevie Richards attempts to beat some atonement out of the sanctimonious Barry Windham. Dreamer is at ringside, torn as always between his loyalty to ECW and his belief in Windham's teachings. Stevie winds up making the decision for him, as he takes time to argue with him, giving Windham time to set up for a Flying Lariat for the win. (C)

We're supposed to have a tag title match with the Pitbulls defending against the returning Steiners, but the Steiners jump the champs on the ramp! The match never gets started, but the Steiners lay out the champs and pose with the belts, their point made. They've been taking notes on XIII's B8WL run. (C-)

Too Cold Scorpio gets his shot at Shane Douglas' ECW Title! The usually easygoing Scorpio is serious tonight, pushed by constant patronizing and disrespect from the Network. Champ and challenger take some time feeling each other out, and before too long, Jericho and Alfonso make an appearance at ringside. (presumably Whipwreck is there in spirit) Their harrassment turns the tides in Douglas' favor- all stuff we've seen before from them. It's starting to look grim for Scorpio....when out from the back charges LA PARKA, back from injury and out for revenge! He takes out Jericho with a chair! Alfonso bails! Parka even slides in the ring for a staredown with Douglas. No contact is made....but Scorpio hits the Diss That Don't Miss! 1....2....3! Scorpio has, with Parka's help, triumphed over the Network! (C-)

Overall: C-

Full: WCW, WWF, AWF, USWA, ConWA
Partial: NJPW, AJPW, CMLL, WAR, UWFi

Maniac: 11/15
War: 8/15
5tar: 8/15
Sultan: 2/15
(Bonus 2 was the Steiners btw- I didn't want to put the tag belts on them here but they didn't want to take even a DQ loss)

War: 117/141
!5tar: 86/110
eaed: 61/110
Maniac: 66/78
CPU: 10/22
Lopen: 15/13
Sultan: 8/23

hey we're back

@WarThaNemesis2 you get to determine how the Network reacts to this batch of losses! Do they press on, still a dominant force? Kick somebody out? Disband entirely? Become jobbers? Something else within reason? Your call!
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User Info: WarThaNemesis2

WarThaNemesis2
2 months ago#389
i have sent tom the correct, dare I say, only, option
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RIP Paul Bearer. Ohhhh nooooo. :(

User Info: Tom Bombadil

Tom Bombadil
2 months ago#390
I must be rusty if I gave War an open-ended prize
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