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I am a delusional player, I win under 40% of my matches and have a K/D of 1.04. Overall I am really bad
Your attempts at humour will not save you. Maybe if you grovel in the mud, and beg for your life i might choose to be merciful. Until then, rest assured i shall continue to carve a path of superiority through the insects who stand before me.
If we meet on the field of battle, i shall gift you with....20 seconds...for your impudence, in which to run to me, and humble yourself by kneeling at the boots of my Spartan. If you do this, i will still kill you, but i may spare the rest of your team.
You beat me to it, I wanted to embarrass him too. We can take turns to 15-0!
OOOH LAWD JESUS OH JESUS GET DA WATER *****! IT GOING DOWN! DEM MOTHER******* BOOTLEG FIREWORK ****! OH ****! wooo
INFIDELS !! i have returned ! I have had one of my worthless slaves watch this thread, and before he died foe my amusement, he reported that your faith was waning. You may rejoice, for i will be online this night, and you will all have the opportunity to die at my hands. If you wish to avoid the humiliation of a worthless death, then remember....30 seconds, my children. 30 seconds to huddle before my might, and kneel. Then i shall kill you swiftly.
You there......... You are obviously new to this thread, so i will allow you that insult. Let me explain the rules to you, so you may decide to join these creatures in kneeling to me. Rule 1: i do the funnies here. Rule 2: this is not a discussion, this is a celebration of my greatness at Halo. Rule 3: you may either choose to kneel to me.. in which case i will acknowledge your praise, and kill you swiftly. Or you can defy my will.. which will result in unpleasantness. And then death. Rule 4: if we meet in-game, please refer to the rules in the OP. Rule 5: you may now kneel.
I impregnated your daughter, sir. Surely you wouldn't kill her baby daddy.
You should have been telling her to get on her knees more.
BUT NOT THIS ONE !! this ......insect will know fear before he dies. You will all watch, from your knees, as this creature is made to beg for forgivness from his better.