Thought we could have a fun topic. Describe a game poorly. I’ll start. Super Mario Bros 2: Mario dreams about fighting anyone other than Bowser. NNID: Ninexpert Ever try? Ever fail? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. |
Tetris: Arrange falling blocks. I know, I know, too easy. I’ll think of a better one. |
Blaster Master: Kid jumps down a hole to save a frog. NNID: Ninexpert Ever try? Ever fail? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. |
Donkey Kong 3: You play as a kid trying to save some flowers by shooting bug spray up Donkey Kong's ass until he gets his head stuck in a beehive. "To live is to gain by loss" - Persona 3 Portable |
Banjo Kazooie: A bear and bird try to save the bear’s sister by collecting puzzle pieces NNID: Ninexpert Ever try? Ever fail? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. |
Dig Dug: A boy fights monsters by using a tire pump to inflate them until they explode. "To live is to gain by loss" - Persona 3 Portable |
The Legend of Zelda (NES): Gather crystals to stop warlords. "Paper Mario needs a 'Sonic Mania' right now", my feedback for Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling survey |
Super Mario Brothers: Save the Princess Toadstool from Bowser Favs: Star Ocean, Final Fantasy,Tales series PSN: Brian_2030, Xbox Live: SEGAnerd776, Nintendo Switch ID: SW-1308-8511-0330 PS5 and Xbox Series X in the future |
Pikmin 3- command slaves to give up their fruit to their overlords for a good cause |
Plaque Attack: Squirt toothpaste at food to protect teeth. "To live is to gain by loss" - Persona 3 Portable |
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