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User Info: Katsuro

Katsuro
1 year ago#1
Ouch!
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User Info: DuneMan

DuneMan
1 year ago#2
"Ouch?" More like, "Damned Imperials and their damned bars!"
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meanspirit90
1 year ago#3
Then he met with a Dragoborn, a Blade in disguise and a Bard.
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User Info: Lockeadon

Lockeadon
1 year ago#4
and brakes the bar on his hard head

User Info: Katsuro

Katsuro
1 year ago#5
Ralof in Helgen: Come on!

DB runs into him while in said first tower while dragon is Cosby-ing the village. Ralof: what's the hurry

Poor sod
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User Info: doodlecrazy

doodlecrazy
1 year ago#6
...and a table and a chair.
I'd call you a C***, but I doubt you have either the depth or the capacity to give pleasure.
A blind man walks into a bar... and a table and a chair.

User Info: 200what

200what
1 year ago#7
...then pulls out a sword and attacks even though he started it
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User Info: ElWipeO

ElWipeO
1 year ago#8
Two staves thrusting each other off...
I lol'd.

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ElWipeO
1 year ago#9
Simultaneous magic missiles ejaculate from the staves.
I lol'd.

User Info: SinisterSandman

SinisterSandman
1 year ago#10
Embedding themselves in a passing adventurer's knee.
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