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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Osama Bin Laden isn't hiding from the U.S army. He's hiding from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can speak Braille. Mathmaticians have found that due to the excessive amount of women Chuck Norris has slept with, it is guaranteed that he appears in your family tree a minimum of three times. Chuck Norris doesn't teabag, he potato sacks. Chuck Norris has never lost his virginity. Chuck Norris never loses. One time in an airport a guy accidently called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself. It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a herd of horses. Their descendents are known today as giraffes. Sharks don't live in the ocean because they have gills. Sharks live in the ocean because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends in a blank return and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. This year, however, the IRS sent him back a picture of Jack Bauer wearing his dark sunglasses. The next day, Chuck Norris pled guilty to multiple counts of tax evasion.