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User Info: ectopants

ectopants
13 years ago#31
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User Info: Icoh2

Icoh2
13 years ago#32
Chuck Norris counted to infinity-- twice.
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User Info: PhoenixShadow

PhoenixShadow
13 years ago#33
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies some degree of success or failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

- Phoenix
Poor fellow. I wish I could give him this beautiful moon.
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User Info: DesertEagle45

DesertEagle45
13 years ago#34
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus
"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."

User Info: Mr_ToeFace

Mr_ToeFace
13 years ago#35
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Osama Bin Laden isn't hiding from the U.S army. He's hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Mathmaticians have found that due to the excessive amount of women Chuck Norris has slept with, it is guaranteed that he appears in your family tree a minimum of three times.
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag, he potato sacks.
Chuck Norris has never lost his virginity. Chuck Norris never loses.
One time in an airport a guy accidently called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.
It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a herd of horses. Their descendents are known today as giraffes.
Sharks don't live in the ocean because they have gills. Sharks live in the ocean because Chuck Norris doesn't.

There's 10 to make up for the people who never posted facts.
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User Info: Icoh2

Icoh2
13 years ago#36
Chuck Norris has never lost his virginity. Chuck Norris never loses. <--- Win
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User Info: OctopusRoyalty

OctopusRoyalty
13 years ago#37
When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends in a blank return and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. This year, however, the IRS sent him back a picture of Jack Bauer wearing his dark sunglasses. The next day, Chuck Norris pled guilty to multiple counts of tax evasion.
Overrated is a stupid word.

User Info: Killa_Kram

Killa_Kram
13 years ago#38
There is no such thing as evolution. They are just animals that Chuck Norris has let to live.
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User Info: Ignite_The_Sky

Ignite_The_Sky
13 years ago#39
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.

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The_Oniwabanshu
13 years ago#40
M'Kay
If you make the smokestack out of the children, then who will you force to clean them? - Dismal's Paradox
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