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User Info: AriDrekiHjarta

AriDrekiHjarta
6 years ago#1
Since my sleeping dogs topic got accidentally got closed. I will discuss stories of how I owned, irritated hackers or just downright had a laugh online.

Battlefield 3:

I was trapped in a corner with 2 magazines left in my Scar-L and 1 mag in my M1911 S-Tac (suppressor and tact light). 2 guys came through the right, I mowed them down and reloaded, 1 from above that I headshotted. 2 from the left I killed with my Scar-L and a mag of my S-tac.

Another came through after so I ran out and shot one with my pistol before cutting the throat before mowed down.

Grand Theft Auto IV:

A hacker was in our game so I decided to sing to him.

"OHHH RASPBERRY! (his colour ingame) Why must you haaaaaaaaack? It shows you have no baaaaalls and no skiiiiiiiiiill!!!!!"

also a pink guy came up and I sang

"Ohhhh pinky! can we be friiiiiiiends?" He beeped his horn "Ohhh pinky lets go foooorth and say hello to raspbeeeerrrryyy! the adddveennntttuuuurrreeesss oooffff piiinnnkkkyyyy aannnndddd llleeeeoooonnnn!"

then the hacker threatend to put me offline so I said

"The f***s I giiiiveee are 10 minus 11!!!! you dooo what you waaannnttt but it shoows you're a b****!"

He froze my xbox shortly after.

Will record some of the singing I was doing if asked (I was purposely doing it badly xD)
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AriDrekiHjarta
6 years ago#2
Some guy called me a 'Bender'

My reply?

"How did you know my sexual prefrence? I'm just Freddie Mercury in disguuuuuiiiissseee. I looooveee iiitttt iiinnn thhheee buuuummm! but so do yoooou as you constantly drop the sooooaaappp!"
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AriDrekiHjarta
6 years ago#3
Battlefield 3:

Guy got really mad while in a match and he got into my helicopter. I'll admit I cocked up and crashed it but then he screamed "LEON DRAGONHEART YOU F***ING P***K!"

Here is our exchange via messages:

Me: Are you... mad about something?

Guy: ARE YOU A CLUELESS F***ING MORON???? ARE YOU A TOTAL LOSER???? ARE YOU A WORTHLESS PIECE OF S***???? GO F*** YOURSELF YOU CLEULESS F***.

Me: Yeah, you're mad. :)

I also sent him a second message:

Me:Subject: Also
YOU CLUELESS F*** * c: <3

Guy: WOW. YOU'RE JUST A PLAIN OLD STUPID YOU TOTAL F***ING LOSER. GO PLAY A GAME YOU CAN HANDLE, MAYBE ANGRY BIRDS. TOTAL F***ING MORON.

Me: If you hadn't been so mad you would've enjoyed the match we just won. c:

Guy: IF YOU WON IT WAS NO THANKS TO YOU. AND BEING STUCK WITH A TOTAL F***NG MORON LIK YOU IS NOT FUN. WHAT'S IT LIKE TO KNOW THAT EVERYONE AROUND YOU THINKS "LOSER" EVERYTIME THEY SEE YOU??? ENJOY BEING ON THE BLOCKED LIST. SEND ALL THE STUPID MESSAGES YOU WANT TO NOWHERE. PATHETIC JOKE>

Me: Well I was 3rd MVP so... c:
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AriDrekiHjarta
6 years ago#4
Battlefield 3 again!:

We were just about to win so I threw C4 while spinning in a circle and singing "YOLO SWAG YOLO SWAG"

Then when I ran off my friend said "TAAAANK"

*click*

*kill*

*gameover*

Mfw: :DDDDDDDDD
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AriDrekiHjarta
6 years ago#5
So what do you think of my little adventures then ladies and mentalgen?

I may get some Last of Us in today if I beat the game.

No promises tough.
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Electric_Jelly
6 years ago#6
AriDrekiHjarta posted...
So what do you think of my little adventures then ladies and mentalgen?


I particularly enjoy the ones from GTA because peeps be all cray cray
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AriDrekiHjarta
5 years ago#7
Here is a story back in the day of Ace Combat: Assault Horizon.

I was in the top 1000 for Team Deathmatch and top 100 for Deathmatch.

My F-14A TOMCAT was painted pure black with a scarlet strip going across from the corner of one wing to the other.

I played back when it was nothing but Japanese players.

These guys were some of the best pilots I have ever had the pleasure to fly against.

One day I was doing pretty well in a match.

57 kill 0 deaths.

One Japanese guy screamed something down the mic. I tried to repeat it to a friend of mine and he said:

"Sounds like he called you 'the demon ghost of Razgriz'"

I laughed.

In Ace Combat 5 there was a squadron called Wardog.

Spoilers for the game.

But they faked their deaths, painted their jets black with red on the tips of the wings and became the Demons of Razgriz.

The poem based around the legend of Razgriz is here:

When history witnesses a great change Razgriz reveals itself ,first as a dark demon.
As a demon it uses it power to rain death upon the land ,and then it dies.
However after a period of slumber Razgriz returns
Its raven wings ablaze in majestic light.

Amidst the eternal waves of time
From a ripple of change shall the storm rise
Out of the abyss peer the eyes of a demon
Behold the Razgriz, its wings of black sheath
The demon soars through the dark skies
Fear and Death trail its shadow beneath
Until Men united wield a hallowed sabre
In Final Reckoning, the beast is slain
As the demon sleeps, man turns on man.
Its own blood, and madness soon cover the earth.
From the depths of despair awaken the Razgriz.

The Demon of the world of Fairytales
The Demon from the North Sea


Suffice to say. I laughed pretty hard that day.

I left the game shortly after that. I was known as the Demon Ghost of Razgriz and that shows that I, Leon, was one of the best pilots to fly back in the day.
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Johnman65
5 years ago#8
I want more stories. Please?
http://i.imgur.com/Nh8yyOk.png. Made by AriDrekiHjarta.
http://i.imgur.com/BcqWRCB.png Also made by AriDrekiHjarta.

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AriDrekiHjarta
5 years ago#9
From: Johnman65 | #008
I want more stories. Please?


Your wish is my command

Last of Us

First lemme explain. Everyone team has 20 'respawn tickets' once these are depleted you go into sudden death with only 1 life each. If you die then you are out.

Me and my friends were doing exceptionally well and the enemy were 1 ticket away from sudden death but they pulled us down to sudden death really quickly with a few molotovs.

They wiped out my entire group but not before one of my friends killed one of them and they also went to SD.

It was just me against 4 guys.

So I held up in a building and placed traps by the stairs and doors. All I had was 6 rounds of a fully upgraded, 3 round burst rifle, 7 sawnoff shotgun bullets, a shiv and a smoke bomb.

First guy came up and trigged a bomb, I ran over to him and beat him to death with my gun before getting back into cover.

The second and third guy tried to rush me but I mowed one down with my AR and used my shotgun for the last one.

The the final guy came in.

Motherf***er had a shotgun and armour on. I didn't have nearly the resources to take him on but I had a smoke bomb and shiv.

So this guy was walking slowly to my hiding place, shooting just above my head to freak me out and I calmly throw out a smoke bomb.

With him stunned I ran up to him, said down the mic "Good night, princess" and stabbed him in the neck.

I ace clutched the match for our team.
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AriDrekiHjarta
5 years ago#10
Last of Us

Me: Oi Harry look at my emblem. Looks like the medic thing.

Harry: Oh yeah.

*I run around a corner*

Me: S***!

*Dives back around the corner, downed, bullets everywhere*

Harry: Hahaha medic thing eh?
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