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ThePicklez1
2 years ago#11
new episode coming soon i promise
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ThePicklez1
2 years ago#12
okay i apologize for the delay but i still hold my promise
life happens and things get busy and sometimes people forget what they were supposed to do on a certain day BUT DO NOT FEAR for i will return to NVV
soon
i promise
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Paper-Creation
2 years ago#13
"12"
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ThePicklez1
2 years ago#14
"13"
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Paper-Creation
2 years ago#15
D:
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ThePicklez1
2 years ago#16
HEY WHAT'S UP PEOPLE
WHAT'S HAPPENIN'
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S f***IN' HAPPENING
A NEW EPISODE IS HAPPENIN THAT'S WHAT


[Alvin]: ok so like why the f*** am i still in the middle of this highway
*Alvin like stumbles out of the highway while they honk 'n s*** and he likes gives 'em the bird and finally gets off of the highway and sees Jeffrey laying on the roof of his car snoring and f***ing DROOLING everywhere like jesus dude don't you have manners*
[Alvin]: i swear to god he's paying for the cleaners bill
WAKE THE f*** UP YOU SLUT
[Jeffrey]: whuzz-oh hey alvin
so like
what's for breakfast
[Alvin]: are you still high or not
[Jeffrey]: nah man im totally sober
[Alvin]: goddammit

*So like Alvin shoves Jeffrey into the backseat and Alvin gets in the front seat and drives off into the sunset-hey how'd the day go by so fa-ANYWAY they like arrive at the police station where the Big-Wig Guy is like standing at the door all angry 'n s****
[Wicked, Emperor Whyked's #1 fan, even in Whyked's death he still worships Whyked enough to even change his damn name]: Where the hell were you guys these past two days
[Jeffrey]: bruh i was here yesterday
[Wicked]: Yeah well f*** you too bud
Anyway
We got a job for the two of you. Come on inside.
*Wicked like escorts the two inside of his office and he like sits down at his desk and s*** and uh yeah they sit down too and awkward silence occurs while Wicked shifts through some papers*
[Alvin]: Nice weather we're having
[Jeffrey]: it sure is
[Wicked]: It f***ing sucks
[Alvin]: oh
[Wicked]: Anyway, we got a report from the next city over that a girl was kidnapped at a grocery store. The mother and son don't know where she went, and they last saw her heading towards the alcohol aisle. Here's her picture and the family.
*Wicked like shows the two a picture of-HOly s*** it's Sally and Daniel and OH SH-Isabella was kidnapped and Alvin is like super f***ing pissed right now*
[Alvin]: had they just
not
got rid of me
i am sure this never would have happened
[Wicked]: It probably would've happened sooner tbh
[Alvin]: oh


TO BE CONTINUED
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Paper-Creation
2 years ago#17
7/11
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ThePicklez1
2 years ago#18
HEY WHAT'S UP PEOPLE
GUESS WHO IS BACK
I'M LIKE
HERE 'N s***


[Wicked]: Yeeeeeah so if you could take care of this as quickly as possible, that'd be greeeeat
*Alvin is like SUPER f***IN' PIssed at this point so he like slams the desk and stands up n s*** and oh s*** he's a boss now*
[Alvin]: you're goddamn right i'm gonna fix this mess
[Jeffrey]: ahahaha oh he's serious
[Wicked]: Wait you piece of Mistake.
I don't trust you to do this alone.
Looks like we're pairing up, huh?
[Jeffrey]: you
[Alvin]: why
[Wicked]: Because I f***in' said so aight punk
[Alvin]: k fine
[Jeffrey]: s***

---SALLY'S HOUSE N s***---

[Daniel]: mom can you like stop watching ryan gosling movies and eating ice cream
[Sally]: literally shut the fuce up
[Daniel]: no
[Sally]: i swear to god once i'm approved in hell i'm leaving this world and never looking back
*So like while the two are arguing n s*** a report comes over the radio huh i wonder where this trope comes from and let's listen in shall we so that MEANS shut the FUCE UP YOU GODDAMN NARRATO-oh that's me*
[Thef***in'radio]: THIS JUST IN.
NEW DETECTIVES ARE ON THE CASE OF THE MISSING PERSONS, ISABELLA MISTAKESON. STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFORMATION.
[Daniel]: woah
mom
did you hear that
[Sallyshoutsreallyloudlywhilecryinghereyesout]: SHUT UP THIS IS THE BEST PART
[Daniel]: mom they lit-
*Sally like tosses the ice cream container at him*
[Sally]: shut it

---ADULT FILM INDUSTRY PLACE---

[Susie]: ugh why is it so boring here
maybe this wasn't the best career choice
[Directordouche]: Yo Sus you're up for another scene
[Susie]: ....ay f*** this s*** ima quit
[DirectorSirDoucheALot]: wait what
[Susie]: you heard me
[DirectorLeDouche]: you can't leave
you literally signed a contract
[Susie]: oh

TO
BE


CONTINUED
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ThePicklez1
2 years ago#19
new episode tonight probs
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ThePicklez1
2 years ago#20
okay i lied it's not tonight it's tomorrow but WHO CARES IT'S TIME FOR SOME
NEW
VALVER
VICE

so like, can someone make this writer shut the f*** up so i can speak and s*** and they already took my lines so here have my grumpy-ass shout: HERE'S NEW VALVER VICE

---In some really creepy dark place with fog 'n s*** and wait why the f*** is there a castle here this isn't Harry Po---

[Someguyinaninjasuitwhilewearingarobeoversaidninjasuit]: Hm. Yes, yes, I see. Well, this new school is going to get in trouble without proper authorization...I've kept the students waiting for too long.
*So like this dude gets up from this really slick looking desk 'n s*** and holy FUCEBALLS this room is huge and did you see that goddamn vase like damn so-*
[Ninjasuitedgelord]: Hmm...now where did I place that piece of Metal Ge-I uh, I mean, uh, paper. Yes, I see...it was literally right in front of me the whole time...now...as I gently lift this piece of paper that shows my name to the audience(PSSST IT'S TOTALLY NOT SOLID SNAPE)...I will make a dramatic turn towards the door, and open it...but the audience will not see what is beyond the door...until...next chapter.

---TROPICAAAAAAAAL f***PLAAAAAAACE---
*So like Alvin and Wicked are jammin' out to some sweet tunes as they cruise down the highway in Alvin's sweet ride except it's actually kinda dirty thanks Jeffrey they stop at the stoplight*
[Alvin]: ...
[Wicked]: ...
[Alvin]: ...
[Wicked]: ...
Anyway...how's your sex life?
[Alvin]: like a desert
[Wicked]: I see, I see.
[Alvin]: do you
[Wicked]: I don't know...perhaps I don't. Perhaps I do.
[Alvin]: man stop with these f***in mindgames
[Wicked]: Language, child.
Anyway, I feel our first destination should probably the first clue we received...
[Alvin]: and that would be
[Wicked]: This place called "Shadow Moses Hogwarts"...
[Alvin]: sounds pretty edgy
[Wicked]: Regardless, I heard our perps probably have some sort of connection there. We'll need to fly.
[Alvin]: how the f*** we gonna fly
[Wicked]: Helicopter, of course.
*So like Wicked WHIPS out his phone n s*** and dials a number*
[Wicked]: ...
Yes, Pequod...

---SUSIE'S HOUSE N s***---

[Susie]: f***in A
i can't believe this s***
i just waNT to leave
*Susie like goes into her kitchen and starts downing the Jack Wills n s*** and goddamn that's a lot of Jack Wills*
[Susie]: life is meaningless
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