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ThePicklez1
2 years ago#1
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The show that no one has been waiting for, and the one that no one wanted...

Has arrived.

Tonight at midnight, or tomorrow, it depends, comes Season 2 of New Valver Family Matters. The drama, suspense, romance, action, betrayal, mystery, steamy scenes, all of it returns.

Grab your popcorn and pop ladies, gentlemen, and helicoptersexuals, because it's f***in' comin', and you better believe it'll be as terrible as ever.
Wearing a Flower Hat helps keeps you sane.

User Info: Virgalyssa

Virgalyssa
2 years ago#2
I've been waiting for this.
People can do it. As long as they can open their eyes and look around, they'll see it. They'll see the truth!

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ThePicklez1
2 years ago#3
kept you waiting, huh
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ThePicklez1
2 years ago#4
So, like, one day, in a tropical city somewhere i think i don't f***ing know I'M JUST A NARRATOR OKAY, I JUST READ A GODDAMN SCRIPT there was Alvin, the Mistake. He like, took a job as a police officer or some s*** i think and is now looking for a partner n s*** and HOLY f***MALLS what the f*** is up with this script it's so tiny

[Alvin]: A new day for Tropical f***place, a new day for crime. Now I just need a partner...
*So like this dude got in his white car and drove around the place lookin' for some hot ba-i mean some hot crime*
[Alvin]: If only Sally didn't divorce me...
...
f*** this s***
*Alvin like makes a quick stop at the bar and gets ab-so-lute-ly HAMMERED*
[Alvin]: fml fml fml fml fml WHat did i do wrong
i helped save the world, right
even though that f***boy s/ash took my spotlight AND my woman
i-i-i-i didn't do anything WRonG
[Bartender, Mr. Crish-Crosh]: yo fam you're gonna have to go
[Alvin]: how about i give you this *he like gives the bartender a solid FUCEING gold gun, wait how the fu-*
[Baretender, Mr. Crish-Crosh]: aight you can stay just shut the fuce up aight
[Alvin]: yeah sure *whispering* ahahaha

*So like the next morning Alvin is passed out in his car n s*** and he's drooling all over the pretty interior n s*** and OH my GOD it's his boss, Jeffrey outside the car*
[Jeffrey]: man im so high
*He like, breaks the car window and reaches out for Alvin's hair and shoves his face against the dashboard*
[Jeffrey]: wake the f*** up
[Alvin]: wow man what a sh-oh high boss
[Jeffrey]: yo man where were you LAST niiiiiight the president got stoned and died
[Alvin]: da fuce
[Jeffrey]: yeah man it was crazy, they called in the navy sea lions n s***, and i was there, he was killed by barney the dinosaur
[Alvin]: man you are so high
[Jeffrey]: any-f***ing-way how is life my friend
*Jeffrey like, unlocks the car door from the inside and falls into Alvin's car all awkward and oh boy*
[Alvin]: my wife left me, my kids hate me, my job FUCEING sucks, and alcohol is my soul
[Jeffrey]: man ahahaaaaa this is some good s*** you wanna try
oh cool story btw
[Alvin]: yeah sure hit me up
*Jeffrey like, hands him a bag of gummy Mistakes*
[Alvin]: what the f*** is this
[Jeffrey]: sugar is my drug yo


---SOMEWHERE IN MISTAKE CITY I DON'T KNOOOOO---
*SO like Susie was doin' some weird s*** in a building with, uh, a group of people, i think they're partying, i can't f***ing tell do i LOOK like i'm psychic to you*
[Susie]: i regret nothing in this new life
[Somegenerichotguy]: Yo what's up Sus
[Susie]: i am enjoying this beer, what about you, my friend

TO
BE
CONTINUED
after this lovely commerical break called i know it's not the 20th yet but why are you complaining you get this early OH MY GOD, I HAVE DEPRESSION NOW
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User Info: Paper-Creation

Paper-Creation
2 years ago#5
9/11
Official Animea Removal Conference License:
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User Info: Virgalyssa

Virgalyssa
2 years ago#6
fantastic.
People can do it. As long as they can open their eyes and look around, they'll see it. They'll see the truth!

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ThePicklez1
2 years ago#7
Paper-Creation posted...
9/11

7/11

THE CONTINUATION OF - f*** this i'm going to work for Fox News
[Generichotguy42xoxoxox]: Admiring the sexy stars here tonight, my acquaintance
[Susie]: i am a strong independent woman who don't need no man
ayy wanna netflix and chill later
[ZacEfronidol24xoxo21]: sure tbh
[Susie]: cool tbh

*So like after they did the dirty Susie returns to work which is, uh, the uh, adult film industry, you know, the people who make the stuff that you watched when you turn-*
[Directorf***man]: Oy Sus
[Susie]: what
[Directorf***man]: we got a new star in today, how about you uh like do the stuff for new vids n s***
[Susie]: yeah sure whateves man :CATEMOTE:


---THE CHURCH OF S/ASH---

Sunday Morning Prayers - Pray to your Lord, S/ash
Monday Morning Holy Water Time - Drink Holy Water with your Lord, S/ash
Wednesday Afternoon Tea Time - Drink tea and f*** with your Lord, S/ash


[Sally]: Finally, some purpose in my life
[Isabella]: O-M-G this literally sucks
[Sally]: shut the f*** up
[Daniel]: This church said it had poptarts
IT DID NOT HAVE POPTARTS
[Sally]: omg i'll buy to poptarts on the way home, ok
[Daniel]: yay

*So like, they like drop by the store and s*** and buy some poptarts and Isabella sees some weird s*** towards the back and goes back there and it's this weird f***ing lady in a jumpsuit with a helmet with bombs n s*** on it and wow crawling in my skin much tbh*
[WeirdBombLady]: Hello, darling. Have you come to see our operation?
[Isabella]: i have no idea O-M-G what is this
[WeirdBomberLady]: Oh, do not fear, child. You will know soon.
*So like HOLY f***MALLS Isabella blacks out n s*** and the, uh, i know what happens but i can't tell you yet ok i'm sorry*

[Susie]: Isabella
that f***ing who-

TO BE CONTINUED
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User Info: ThePicklez1

ThePicklez1
2 years ago#8
Virgalyssa posted...
fantastic.

thank
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ThePicklez1
2 years ago#9
WELCOME BACK MOTHERf***ERS
SWEARING IS COOL AS s***, ISN'T IT
ANYWAY I'M THE NEW NARRATOR SO ENJOY MY VULGAR VOICE


[Sally]: omg where the f*** did that hole go
[Daniel with a mouthfull of poptarts wow rude]: whawt
[Sally]: shut the fuce up i'm going to go look for your mistake of a sister
[Daniel]: i...i'm not the biggest mistake in the family *drops down to the floor crying with joy*

*So, like, in Tropical f***place Alvin and Jeffrey are STILL in the car like holy s*** guys don't you have JOBS or LIVES or something i mean jesus chrish*

[Jeffrey]: ahahahaaaaaaa man im high as FUUUUU-
[Alvin]: i just want sleep
i've been listening to this guy for hours
people walked by and just stared
my mistake of a life is getting worse by the minute
*So like Alvin's wish was granted and Jeffrey slips off his lap into the other chair of the car somehow i don't know it's a really sleek car ok and Alvin slips out and stumbles out to the highway and SH-OH GOD LOOK WHO IT IS BOYS AND GIRLS AND WHO THE f*** CARES ABOUT HELICOPTERS*
[Bartender Crish-Crosh]: fam you drove away my customers
i've been waiting for this chance
now hold the f*** still while i aim this sexy gun
*So this weird f***ing hybrid of a thing and then a beautiful OC points the solid f***ING gold gun at Alvin and li-oh
a car like, swerves and hits Bartender Crish-Crosh, killing him, like, instantly*
[Bartender Crish-Crosh]: well this is what i wanted...the sweet, sweet release of death
[Alvin]: ...
...
...
oh

---SOMEPLACE REALLY DARK I CAN'T SEEEEEEEEEEE---

[WeirdBomberLady]: Ahahaha! Now, that we have Alvin's young daughter...
He'll do anything for her safety.
[Someweirdf***ingminion#1]: Hehe, yeah boss! We're gonna give it to 'em!
[Someweirdf***ingminion#2]: Ohhh I can't wait!
[WeirdBomberLadynowshe'slookingRIGHTathecamera]: Yes. Yes we will...

TO BE CONTINUED
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User Info: Virgalyssa

Virgalyssa
2 years ago#10
i'm on the edge of my seat.
People can do it. As long as they can open their eyes and look around, they'll see it. They'll see the truth!
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