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User Info: lalalei2001

lalalei2001
1 year ago#1
The old topic's died, so here's a new one! Got any bad, embarrassing, or just painful NetHack stories?
=^_^=

User Info: AmyBSOD

AmyBSOD
1 year ago#2
Once I saw a monster on the first dungeon level wield a powerful artifact weapon that would have been very useful to my character. So I closed in on the monster to kill it for the weapon.

He swung once and hit me for more cold damage than I had HP.

User Info: cute_fan

cute_fan
11 months ago#3
Eek ^.^;;
Usually nice to find such a powerful artifact, but not that early ;.;
cuteness ^.^

User Info: cute_fan

cute_fan
11 months ago#4
*blushes* *^.^*;
cuteness ^.^

User Info: AmyBSOD

AmyBSOD
11 months ago#5
Yesterday my SLASH'EM Extended character made it to the sanctum. There was an ultra demon who read scrolls of demonology, summoning two dozen more demons, and one of those was a master nalfeshnee who summoned yet more stuff, and one of them was a mister vain that undressed me and then I got gangbanged and died.

Shame, I was so confident I'd ascend... :(

User Info: cute_fan

cute_fan
11 months ago#6
one of them was a mister vain

I know what I want, and I want it now? ^.~
cuteness ^.^

User Info: lalalei2001

lalalei2001
11 months ago#7
Was about 30 steps into my latest run (Be careful! New moon tonight!) when a rock fell from a ceiling trap door onto my head and killed me.
=^_^=

User Info: AmyBSOD

AmyBSOD
11 months ago#8
cute_fan posted...
I know what I want, and I want it now? ^.~

Ooh, and I thought no one would get that joke :) Nice!

User Info: cute_fan

cute_fan
10 months ago#9
AmyBSOD wrote:
Ooh, and I thought no one would get that joke :) Nice!

*blushes and giggles* Thank you *^.~*;;
cuteness ^.^

User Info: AmyBSOD

AmyBSOD
10 months ago#10
Got all the way to Medusa on my very first xnethack game (it's a brand-new NetHack variant) and today I came back to the game and it didn't load. The developer updated the game and broke saves in the progress, and now the game is lost. I would certainly have ascended that one :P
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