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User Info: lalalei2001

lalalei2001
8 years ago#1
The old topic died, so here's a new one. Post funny Nethack moments here!

My Male Neutral Wizard, Panther, entered an opulent throne room when he wasn't ready for one. He zapped a few monsters and ran off to heal. His kitten stayed behind.

By the time he got back, Panther's kitten had turned into a large cat.
=^_^=

User Info: majesticmystic

majesticmystic
8 years ago#2
Genociding something with life saving is always pretty funny.

"Unfortunately foo is still genocided..."
If declaring my opinion is akin to declaring war, then war I shall declare on the so-called veterans.

User Info: Runite

Runite
8 years ago#3
I recently managed to luck my way past the Minion of Huhehotl (who otherwise would have killed me) when his own summoned black dragon got cracked in the back of the head with a Potion of Confusion, then spun to the side and meleed the Minion to death.

I ran like hell (not even pausing to pick up the pair of artifacts) and didn't go back there for a thousand turns. I enjoyed picturing my archaeologist running off with a Mr. Bean-like expression, muttering "I didn't do it".

User Info: kawaiifan

kawaiifan
8 years ago#4
His kitten stayed behind.
By the time he got back, Panther's kitten had turned into a large cat.


Nice kitty (and I like the cute kitty in your sig too) ^.^
kawaiifan misses her gfaqs9 ;.;

User Info: kawaiifan

kawaiifan
8 years ago#5
I recently managed to luck my way past the Minion of Huhehotl (who otherwise would have killed me) when his own summoned black dragon got cracked in the back of the head with a Potion of Confusion, then spun to the side and meleed the Minion to death.

I would love to have watched that *cheers* \^.^/
kawaiifan misses her gfaqs9 ;.;

User Info: kawaiifan

kawaiifan
8 years ago#6
*looks around* >.> <.<
kawaiifan misses her gfaqs9 ;.;

User Info: kawaiifan

kawaiifan
8 years ago#7
Should I keep this one going? ^.^;;
kawaiifan misses her gfaqs9 ;.;

User Info: lalalei2001

lalalei2001
8 years ago#8
Well, started up a character named Moron who made it to #2 on the top 10. ^^;
=^_^=

User Info: kawaiifan

kawaiifan
8 years ago#9
Hi hahamam *waves hello* ^.^/

*offers your character a blessed tin of mind flayer meat* ^.^
kawaiifan misses her gfaqs9 ;.;

User Info: kawaiifan

kawaiifan
8 years ago#10
*and some blessed potions of gain ability* ^.^
kawaiifan misses her gfaqs9 ;.;
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