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User Info: CyberCube

CyberCube
13 years ago#41
-When you think people just suddenly get stronger or smarter.
-When you go to church and drop water on the altar and pray.
-When you engrave "Sting" and "Orcrist" onto your kitchen knives.
-When you write "Elbereth" in wet cement.
-When you avoid eating because you want your dog/cat to have it and pray instead.
-When you sit in your chair and expect a voice to perform a useful task.
-When you drink from fountains until they dry up.
-When you think you can survive on fruit juice alone.
-When you dip your books into water and rewrite them.
Idea for a G Gundam episode. Domon: Kyoji! Kyoji! *looks behind couch* Marioooo...

User Info: MasterGakke

MasterGakke
13 years ago#42
That's actually a great idea

*hopes his knives are elven*
"I just wanted to murder someone, don't weird it up." Black Mage
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User Info: CyberCube

CyberCube
13 years ago#43
-When you think somebody short is going to throw a knife at you.
-When you eat tins of newt, orc, elf, etc.
-When your favorite bedtime story is/was Identify.
-When you think there are only 4 religions in the world.
-When you complain to the jeweler that his rings and amulets don't have any magical effects.
-When you go to a hardware store to buy a credit card or magic marker.
-When you dip all of the library's books into water and rewrite them.
-When you think your armor will rust if you go into water.
-When you drink oil to identify it.
Idea for a G Gundam episode. Domon: Kyoji! Kyoji! *looks behind couch* Marioooo...

User Info: CyberCube

CyberCube
13 years ago#44
-When your parents give you a magic marker, see you crawl across the room, and are puzzled when you write Magic Missile.
-When you stay far away from your kitchen knife in fears of it being cursed.
-When you pick up a twig and begin waving it around hoping to get a wish.
-When you wreck a snowman, thinking it's an ice golem.
-When you rob the bank, and when the police ask you to identify yourself you say "Croesus".
-When you get hungry, go outside, kill something, and eat its corpse.
-When you look for the gunyoki store.
Idea for a G Gundam episode. Domon: Kyoji! Kyoji! *looks behind couch* Marioooo...

User Info: The Mimic

The Mimic
13 years ago#45
-When your bedsheets and toiletpaper have "Elbereth" written all over them with magic marker.

-When you keep kicking the kitchen sink hoping for a date.
The Mimic (Also known as Chrono Darknova and Keiseth.)
Currently playing: NetHack (PC) Maple Story (PC)

User Info: CyberCube

CyberCube
13 years ago#46
-When you begin reading long books in an attempt to teleport out of a store and steal from it.
-When you think store employees will stop at nothing to see you dead.
-When you carry around a bunch of bottles of water, fruit juice, and some unidentified substances.
-When you're afraid to put on an amulet because it might swap your gender.
-When you think you can see everything that has a mind while you wear a blindfold.
-When you think squids will eat your brain.
-When you keep the dunce cap you get at school.
-When you take a knife and carve "Elbereth" into every single tile of your house.
-When you don't see any writing that says "ad aerium" at the bank, and this confuses you.
-When somebody asks you what you would like to get rid of most of all, and you answer with a single letter.
Idea for a G Gundam episode. Domon: Kyoji! Kyoji! *looks behind couch* Marioooo...

User Info: darthbob88

darthbob88
13 years ago#47
What is the significance of that writing, "ad aerium"? I've seen it a few times but I don't know what it is.
He's dead, Jim. You grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.

User Info: CyberCube

CyberCube
13 years ago#48
If you search when you see that writing, you'll find a hidden door with a teleportation trap on the other side. This trap teleports you into a vault.
Idea for a G Gundam episode. Domon: Kyoji! Kyoji! *looks behind couch* Marioooo...

User Info: kawaiifan

kawaiifan
13 years ago#49
Sometimes there's a level teleporter there instead, so please be careful. ^.^;
(Also, sometimes there's a trapdoor, but in this case the inscription is different.)

Before going into the vault, please make sure that you have a way of getting back out of it once you've looted it. The most common ways are a pickaxe or mattock, a wand or spell of digging, or a scroll or wand or spell of teleportation; several other methods exist too.
kawaiifan, happy to be back on her old account ^.^

User Info: Medi_Guy

Medi_Guy
13 years ago#50
When you put your schoolbooks on the floor and sit there, watching, waiting for the dog to jump on top of them so you can be sure they're safe.
To thine self be true; and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
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