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User Info: nakkanoodle

nakkanoodle
13 years ago#31
... when after shopping you get confronted by an aggressive dog ... and you realise that you already have enough pets at home to take care of, and don't want any more, so ... in an attempt to make the dog peaceful but not tame, you throw an unopened can of food at it. ^.^;
kawaiifan on a donated account ^.^

User Info: TheyKilledFritz

TheyKilledFritz
13 years ago#32
When you begin to narrate your life in short, terse sentences in the second person.

When you have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes. You then go outside to see your dog hit by a truck.

When you chant at a keg party: "Quaff! Quaff! Quaff! Quaff!"
CMON I LIED. SO SCAMPISH

User Info: MasterGakke

MasterGakke
13 years ago#33
^LOL at the quaff. I am so trying that.
You...Me...Us...Satan

User Info: CyberCube

CyberCube
13 years ago#34
-When you get in a fight and you take your time thinking out your next move.
-When you're on a Nickelodeon game show and you get slimed, and desperately think of something to do in the limited amount of turns you have left.
-When you bring your cat into a cave tour.
-When you eat ants after you kill them.
-When you eat mold.
-When you drink all the water in a fountain, and then kill all the nearby police.
-When you kick your sink hoping for a ring to pop out.
-When you run away screaming "Water nymph!" or "Succubus!" after a female security guard approaches you when you kick a sink long enough.
Idea for a G Gundam episode. Domon: Kyoji! Kyoji! *looks behind couch* Marioooo...

User Info: mr_balli

mr_balli
13 years ago#35
When you ask your job counsellor about races and alignments.

When you sharpen your cutlery and expect it to vibrate for a short time, or maybe evaporate if you sharpened it too much.

When you hope to gain more power and a new title every time you go out into the woods and hit various animals with a stick.

When, if you think of yourself as a good person, you will run around giving elastoplasts to injured nice people, hoping that your god will give you swords for it.

When you hope one day you will stick a knife into a fountain and a hand will reach from the depths and transform it.

When you consider a kitten a worthy and fierce opponent.

When you tell the local priest that he should've been a samurai.

When you listen to someone say one sentence, then walk away, thinking that's all they can say.
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DOOOOOOONE?!?!

User Info: CyberCube

CyberCube
13 years ago#36
-When your power goes out, and, since you don't have a computer, you draw a little sqaure on the floor with pluses in the sides and place a paperclip in it, and narrate every bit until you get to the door, where you say "Click! You trigger a falling rock trap. A trap door opens in the ceiling and a rock falls on your head. You die... Do you want your possessions identified? (y/n)"
-When you see a cashier or the store manager in a store, and in a deep, heroic voice, say "Curse you worshippers of Moloch! Your death will bring good to the world!" and draw your blessed +2 rustproof Magicbane to smite him/her.
-When you see everyone else as @ signs and letters.
-When you wonder why your fluffy kitten isn't killing all the police.
Idea for a G Gundam episode. Domon: Kyoji! Kyoji! *looks behind couch* Marioooo...

User Info: CyberCube

CyberCube
13 years ago#37
-When your dying words are "Do you want your possessions identified? (y/n)"
-When you stop eating after wearing your wedding ring because you think you don't need to.
-When you fear your wedding ring will make your cat attack you.
-When you get really mad when you take a ring to a jeweler and he/she just says "It's sapphire", without telling you about its special powers.
-When you think you're an @ sign.
Idea for a G Gundam episode. Domon: Kyoji! Kyoji! *looks behind couch* Marioooo...

User Info: WanhaWaari

WanhaWaari
13 years ago#38
...you should kill shopkeeper to escape from shop with stolen chocolate bar.
Suomi Finland Perkele!!

User Info: blane

blane
13 years ago#39
...if you try to train your cat to steal things from your local hardware store.
* Ka-tet of Wordslingers | MoFaT

User Info: mr_balli

mr_balli
13 years ago#40
When you go to church but refuse to pray and use "my alignment is negative" as your excuse.

When you consider food poisoning to be more dangerous than cancer.

When you step on an insect by mistake and then hear a rumbling in the distance.

When you burn down all the libraries in the world so no-one can match you as a wizard.
"Irr rnd fgt" - Zeality
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