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I work in the tire shop at a retailer, and one day as I was working on a vehicle a guy stops at the open garage door, and begins talking to me and another tech.
He stands there and blathers on about how he used to be a tire tech as well, blah, blah, blah. Then when we are finishing his car, one of us grabs a torque wrench and begins tightening the lug nuts. To which he says "Is that a torque wrench?"
And that's it. That's the whole joke. A man that claims he did a job didn't know what one of the most basic tools of that job looked like. Like a surgeon who'd never seen a scalpel, or a lawyer that had no idea what a pen looked like.
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