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User Info: flipwits

flipwits
2 years ago#1
For archiving: New topic, never posted
Ska Punk's Not Dead!

User Info: TheLittlestH0bo

TheLittlestH0bo
2 years ago#2
I dont get it. Was the topic never posted, or did nobody ever post in the topic? Did I ruin the joke?

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User Info: flipwits

flipwits
2 years ago#3
The original six-word story was "For sale: Baby shoes, never worn"
Ska Punk's Not Dead!

User Info: TheLittlestH0bo

TheLittlestH0bo
2 years ago#4
This is why you should always have them try the shoes on before purchasing them.
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User Info: robster_2005

robster_2005
2 years ago#5
Does the baby come with the shoes? - I could always use a new baby
"That would explain how she died. It wasn't old age; she just roundhouse-kicked herself in the back of the head" - ShadowWraith666

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YoshiTurtwig529
2 years ago#6
What are you gonna use your baby for, Rob? I like to put mine next to my door so I'm always reminded of the youthful innocence I'll never regain, and to show off to guests.
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User Info: TheLittlestH0bo

TheLittlestH0bo
2 years ago#7
I keep a baby on the mantle as a conversation peice. Every once in a while I get out its leash and walk it through the park, gets me plenty of attention from the ladies too.
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User Info: robster_2005

robster_2005
2 years ago#8
hahaha - I find that they're a good distraction for a hyperactive jack russell
"That would explain how she died. It wasn't old age; she just roundhouse-kicked herself in the back of the head" - ShadowWraith666

User Info: flipwits

flipwits
2 years ago#9
when i was teaching creative writing to elementary school kids (around ages 9-10) in this group i was part of in college i told them to write six word stories and gave the Hemingway one as an example. i asked them what the story meant and they said stuff like "the baby didn't fit the shoes" or "the baby didn't like them" and i said "no, the baby died." and that kind of bummed them out.

it was fun.
Ska Punk's Not Dead!

User Info: robster_2005

robster_2005
2 years ago#10
You're an inspiration to the masses Flippy - Scare the millenials into submission !
"That would explain how she died. It wasn't old age; she just roundhouse-kicked herself in the back of the head" - ShadowWraith666
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