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I'm a little nervous about telling you this....but i think I feel like we've known each other long enough.
I have mechanical feet. Well, they're really not even feet. Just motorized wheels that I have linked with my brain, and when I think a certain speed, I just go that fast. Same with turning, I think left, I go left.
I hope you can accept me for me, and still love me like you did after our first posts. <3
I fingered this woman named Donna I work with, and I got such a severe infection, I needed to have my hand removed to prevent the spread of further infection. It was worth it though =). Now i have a SICK hook.
I just signed off of a night of Call of Duty : World at War on my 42 inch HDTV which I was able to bring home in my brand new BMW. I don't know how I found time to go to Best Buy to get it...With all the work I do at my job (the other managers do NOTHING. I have brought that store so far since i got there..don't even get me started).
Between that and all the sex I'm having with hot beautiful women, I just don't know how I even have time to type this response to you.
I Know EXACTLY what you mean about doing tons of work and not being noticed. I feel as though no one notices how GREAT I smell everyday. I've been trying out this new cologne called "B to the O". It works and smells like an orgasm. Do you like by the way what I have done with my hair? I style it myself everyday to absolute perfection. Oh and by the way... how cute is Donna at work? God how much I'd want to stick my meat pole in that hot electrical socket.