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User Info: RebelElite791

RebelElite791
5 months ago#11
Voodoo_Voldo posted...
Horde will be a P.O'd driver in Charlottesville VA
Alliance will be speed bumps
Neutral Pandaren will be the news station struggling to decide whose side to interview.

"PO'd driver" is an interesting way of saying "Nazi"
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User Info: Heineken14

Heineken14
5 months ago#12
RebelElite791 posted...
Voodoo_Voldo posted...
Horde will be a P.O'd driver in Charlottesville VA
Alliance will be speed bumps
Neutral Pandaren will be the news station struggling to decide whose side to interview.

"PO'd driver" is an interesting way of saying "Nazi"


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User Info: Smug_Anime_Face

Smug_Anime_Face
5 months ago#13
whirlwind24 posted...
Horde would no doubt be republicans.

You got that backwards there chief.

The Horde are supposed to be the champions of the downtrodden, do nothing to actually improve the lives of everyone.
Somehow they're still portrayed as good

Just like Democrats.

The Alliance are only concerned with their citizens and building their own power, successfully improving the lives of people that play in their system.
Portrayed as corrupt for only looking out for their constituents

Just like the Republicans.

I mean, have you ever played through The Jade Forest as horde? its pretty clear cut. Alliance are seen abusing Pandaren for personal gain, Horde say they'll help without actually doing anything to help anyone.

Of course Democrats always have an excuse Republicans! and their head was conveniently in the sand when you bring up things like Obama double tapped with drone strikes on first responders, killed plenty of innocent children and women in the name of muh national security but he's still their hero.

Republicans generally have personal gain on the mind and are seen as emotionless when it comes to things like immigration laws.

Personally both sides are disgusting but I don't like the hypocrisy of Democrats worse. If you're going to help everyone help EVERYONE, not just the flavor of the month. Also stop turning a blind eye because he's "your guy" doing crap.

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pegusus123456
5 months ago#14
Smug_Anime_Face posted...
Alliance are seen abusing Pandaren for personal gain, Horde say they'll help without actually doing anything to help anyone.

Pretty sure that's just the pandaren lifestyle clashing with Alliance military work ethic. Most of the complaints the pandaren "slaves" have are just comments about how they weren't expecting to build military buildings or that they haven't had a beer break in over an hour.
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Smug_Anime_Face
5 months ago#15
pegusus123456 posted...
Smug_Anime_Face posted...
Alliance are seen abusing Pandaren for personal gain, Horde say they'll help without actually doing anything to help anyone.

Pretty sure that's just the pandaren lifestyle clashing with Alliance military work ethic. Most of the complaints the pandaren "slaves" have are just comments about how they weren't expecting to build military buildings or that they haven't had a beer break in over an hour.


Kind of my point exactly. I think that pretty much mirrors the democrat and republican ideology pretty well.

Down to how Republicans get ahead(trickle down economics) to how Democrats view the situation(empowering those in power while providing no benefit to the working class).

I already said I harbor no love for either side I think they're both full of crap. But honestly all the screeching from democrats lately has gotten on my nerves when they're blind to their own shortcomings.

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pegusus123456
5 months ago#16
Your point is dumb though because - as I mentioned above - the Alliance and Horde don't really match well with the two parties. You equate the Horde to the Democrats, but that's just silly. The Horde is extremely militaristic. The tauren might share the liberal sense of nature preservation, but the Bilgewater Cartel is a free market's wet dream. Most factions of the Horde are pretty religious, albeit in regards to loa, ancestors, etc.
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User Info: Smug_Anime_Face

Smug_Anime_Face
5 months ago#17
I'd actually say otherwise. The entire topic was meant to be which of the two parties they'd be. In that context,

The Horde mainly embrace guerrilla warfare. Do you think they go through military training? The Taurens, Liberalism doesn't fall in line with the left or the right. It is weighted solely against authoritarianism. Goblins I'd say you are right about. The horde primarily DOESN'T follow the "light" all but two races who use the light had lore reasons explaining why they could be priests or paladins without following the light.

The Alliance has a well regulated and trained army, You can't get much stricter of a military force than the Alliance you already said so yourself, They overwhelmingly follow the "light" even though anyone can be religious and that's a silly stereotype of republicans being "bible thumper" if nothing else. You remember their relationship with any race not a part of their core faction yes? There's a reason the horde is the home of the homeless.

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pegusus123456
5 months ago#18
Smug_Anime_Face posted...
The Horde mainly embrace guerrilla warfare. Do you think they go through military training?

....yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgZ2AEJ4S3k

That would be the dumb, silly-ass Hozen in military formation, taught by Nazgrim.
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Smug_Anime_Face
5 months ago#19
So you'd agree?

No "march" formation(literally charging) no battle formation literally just sprawled out on a field, like guerrilla tactics the best nazgrim managed was an artillery line.Compared to the Jinyu who march in formation and stand in attention.

Here I'll give you the benefit of the doubt here and just say it's just the dopey hozen,

...Oh, wait. here's the wrathgate where its the exact same thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch4rc5W4dKY

So just curious, who is showing military discipline here?

User Info: pegusus123456

pegusus123456
5 months ago#20
Smug_Anime_Face posted...
literally just sprawled out on a field, like guerrilla tactics

So you don't actually know what guerrilla tactics are.
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